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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Carry on

WB Wookie

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

mmmm pasties

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"mmmm pasties

"

proper cornish

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

there was a baker where i was on holiday up inverness way last year that made haggis, neep and tattie pasties.

god they were good

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I should get some for out hottub party!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie "

Me please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Carry on

WB Wookie"

I am going to spank your cute little ass...... I will deal with you later...... Bad Boy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie

Me please "

small medium or large

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Carry on

WB Wookie

I am going to spank your cute little ass...... I will deal with you later...... Bad Boy "

me or wonko

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie "

ME ME ME .... WITH EXTRA FROSTING PLEASE ....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Carry on

WB Wookie

I am going to spank your cute little ass...... I will deal with you later...... Bad Boy me or wonko"

WONKO ..... BUT I'M SURE YOU WILL NEED IT SOON...

Its a full time job handling all you boys ... I mean I do control you all dont I......wink wink

#magicalpowers

#andallthat

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Carry on

WB Wookie

I am going to spank your cute little ass...... I will deal with you later...... Bad Boy "

who? me?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie

Me please "

Welcome and good morning Goregous

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Carry on

WB Wookie

I am going to spank your cute little ass...... I will deal with you later...... Bad Boy me or wonko

WONKO ..... BUT I'M SURE YOU WILL NEED IT SOON...

Its a full time job handling all you boys ... I mean I do control you all dont I......wink wink

#magicalpowers

#andallthat "

control is an illision. we just let you think your in control

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Carry on

WB Wookie

I am going to spank your cute little ass...... I will deal with you later...... Bad Boy

who? me?

"

Ohhhhhh yeeeaaaaa you have got it coming ...

I will deal with you later...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Carry on

WB Wookie

I am going to spank your cute little ass...... I will deal with you later...... Bad Boy

who? me?

Ohhhhhh yeeeaaaaa you have got it coming ...

I will deal with you later... "

Bring it on

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Carry on

WB Wookie

I am going to spank your cute little ass...... I will deal with you later...... Bad Boy me or wonko

WONKO ..... BUT I'M SURE YOU WILL NEED IT SOON...

Its a full time job handling all you boys ... I mean I do control you all dont I......wink wink

#magicalpowers

#andallthat

control is an illision. we just let you think your in control"

OHHHH NO IT'S A PROVEN FACT SWEETHEART( DIDN'T YOU KNOW THAT).... ALL IT TAKES IS A FLUTTER OF THESE EYELASHES AND A SMILE .... PUTTY SIR PUTTY.... STOP TRYING TO DISTRACT ME ...

NARRATOR:MADISON IS AWFULLY FIESTY THIS MORNING.....

Mads: YOU BET I AM .... MR .NARRATOR

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Carry on

WB Wookie

I am going to spank your cute little ass...... I will deal with you later...... Bad Boy me or wonko

WONKO ..... BUT I'M SURE YOU WILL NEED IT SOON...

Its a full time job handling all you boys ... I mean I do control you all dont I......wink wink

#magicalpowers

#andallthat

control is an illision. we just let you think your in control

OHHHH NO IT'S A PROVEN FACT SWEETHEART( DIDN'T YOU KNOW THAT).... ALL IT TAKES IS A FLUTTER OF THESE EYELASHES AND A SMILE .... PUTTY SIR PUTTY.... STOP TRYING TO DISTRACT ME ...

NARRATOR:MADISON IS AWFULLY FIESTY THIS MORNING.....

Mads: YOU BET I AM .... MR .NARRATOR "

immune to fluttering lashes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Carry on

WB Wookie

I am going to spank your cute little ass...... I will deal with you later...... Bad Boy

who? me?

Ohhhhhh yeeeaaaaa you have got it coming ...

I will deal with you later...

Bring it on "

OHHHH I'VE GOT IT AND I BROUGHT IT ... IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG NOW......YOU'LL SEE..... NOW BE A GOOD BOY AND PLEASE WATCH OVER OUR HOT TUB THREAD....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Carry on

WB Wookie

I am going to spank your cute little ass...... I will deal with you later...... Bad Boy me or wonko

WONKO ..... BUT I'M SURE YOU WILL NEED IT SOON...

Its a full time job handling all you boys ... I mean I do control you all dont I......wink wink

#magicalpowers

#andallthat

control is an illision. we just let you think your in control

OHHHH NO IT'S A PROVEN FACT SWEETHEART( DIDN'T YOU KNOW THAT).... ALL IT TAKES IS A FLUTTER OF THESE EYELASHES AND A SMILE .... PUTTY SIR PUTTY.... STOP TRYING TO DISTRACT ME ...

NARRATOR:MADISON IS AWFULLY FIESTY THIS MORNING.....

Mads: YOU BET I AM .... MR .NARRATOR

immune to fluttering lashes"

PFFFFFT BUT YOU'RE NOT AND WE BITH KNOW IT.... NOW STOP IT PEOPLE READ THIS....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Carry on

WB Wookie

I am going to spank your cute little ass...... I will deal with you later...... Bad Boy

who? me?

Ohhhhhh yeeeaaaaa you have got it coming ...

I will deal with you later...

Bring it on

OHHHH I'VE GOT IT AND I BROUGHT IT ... IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG NOW......YOU'LL SEE..... NOW BE A GOOD BOY AND PLEASE WATCH OVER OUR HOT TUB THREAD.... "

I will

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie

ME ME ME .... WITH EXTRA FROSTING PLEASE .... "

no frosting on a pastie

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

NARRATOR: WONKO MR. BAH HUMBUG I'M THINKING YOU SHOULD STOP MY GOOD MAN .... THAT ONE IS A FIRECRACKER AND SHE'S PROBABLY GONNA BURN YOUR CUTE ASS BRO

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

DROPS THE MIC ... THAT CINDI AND RED KILLED IT WITH KAROKE YESTERDAY

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


" NARRATOR: WONKO MR. BAH HUMBUG I'M THINKING YOU SHOULD STOP MY GOOD MAN .... THAT ONE IS A FIRECRACKER AND SHE'S PROBABLY GONNA BURN YOUR CUTE ASS BRO "

Mr Narrator. i can tell you now my ass is fine is made of asbestos

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie

ME ME ME .... WITH EXTRA FROSTING PLEASE .... no frosting on a pastie "

What the hell then .... PASS....LEFT WHATEVER....

I DON'T WANT ONE THEN. I DONT EAT BREAKFAST UNLESS IT HAS SOME SORT OF FROSTING

#nofrosting

#whatthehell

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie

ME ME ME .... WITH EXTRA FROSTING PLEASE .... no frosting on a pastie

What the hell then .... PASS....LEFT WHATEVER....

I DON'T WANT ONE THEN. I DONT EAT BREAKFAST UNLESS IT HAS SOME SORT OF FROSTING

#nofrosting

#whatthehell"

google a cornish pasty xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dang guys..... 5 mind at 28....

Were killing it

#BECAUSE OUR THREAD IS FUN AS HELL

# T SHIRTS COMING 2021

# HASH TAG THAT S#*T

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Dang guys..... 5 mind at 28....

Were killing it

#BECAUSE OUR THREAD IS FUN AS HELL

# T SHIRTS COMING 2021

# HASH TAG THAT S#*T "

is this the fabled #MFM t-shirts?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Dang guys..... 5 mind at 28....

Were killing it

#BECAUSE OUR THREAD IS FUN AS HELL

# T SHIRTS COMING 2021

# HASH TAG THAT S#*T

is this the fabled #MFM t-shirts?

"

if buy 1

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie

Me please "

You ponytails make good handle bars x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie

Me please

You ponytails make good handle bars x"

what

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie

Me please

You ponytails make good handle bars xwhat "

Lol my statement was a bit brief but you know what I man I hope. Doggystyle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Dang guys..... 5 mind at 28....

Were killing it

#BECAUSE OUR THREAD IS FUN AS HELL

# T SHIRTS COMING 2021

# HASH TAG THAT S#*T

is this the fabled #MFM t-shirts?

if buy 1 "

First of all ... all members get one smarty pants..... so there's that....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good afternoon. Can I have a pasty please. Then I'll sit in a comfy corner and see how people have fun. It's been a long time

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good afternoon. Can I have a pasty please. Then I'll sit in a comfy corner and see how people have fun. It's been a long time "

Welcome to the party

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good afternoon. Can I have a pasty please. Then I'll sit in a comfy corner and see how people have fun. It's been a long time "

Welcome to the party Goregous

We are alot of fun and are so glad you are here These guys will get you a drink and that pasty.... have fun ....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie

Me please

You ponytails make good handle bars x"

Hi welcome to the party... what ya having to drink.... I will get it.... go mingle... and have fun... we can use some new trouble.... there's plenty here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Dang guys..... 5 mind at 28....

Were killing it

#BECAUSE OUR THREAD IS FUN AS HELL

# T SHIRTS COMING 2021

# HASH TAG THAT S#*T

is this the fabled #MFM t-shirts?

"

Ohhhh wonko dear.... you know what I'm going to say right .... you certainly should by now...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hey everyone x

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Good afternoon. Can I have a pasty please. Then I'll sit in a comfy corner and see how people have fun. It's been a long time

Welcome to the party Goregous

We are alot of fun and are so glad you are here These guys will get you a drink and that pasty.... have fun .... "

Can someone fix the mic please?

I'm only coming back if I can sing....

NARRATOR: turns out that Red wasn't very good at pole dancing, after all. 2 black eyes & a broken toe....

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Hey everyone x"

Ooh, Henry! Have you brought *cough* supplies

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By *hortarseWoman  over a year ago

Norfolk


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie "

Joker you teasing me you know I'm on a diet. Can I just have the meat and vegetables XX

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good afternoon. Can I have a pasty please. Then I'll sit in a comfy corner and see how people have fun. It's been a long time

Welcome to the party Goregous

We are alot of fun and are so glad you are here These guys will get you a drink and that pasty.... have fun ....

Can someone fix the mic please?

I'm only coming back if I can sing....

NARRATOR: turns out that Red wasn't very good at pole dancing, after all. 2 black eyes & a broken toe...."

Good morning Beautiful.... about time... I've been waiting on that Goregous smile all morning !!!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie

Joker you teasing me you know I'm on a diet. Can I just have the meat and vegetables XX"

That's what we're all here for - meat & two veg

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie

Joker you teasing me you know I'm on a diet. Can I just have the meat and vegetables XX"

Hi short arse Missed ya Beautiful.... diet??...somebody doesn't know she's perfect just the way she is!!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Good afternoon. Can I have a pasty please. Then I'll sit in a comfy corner and see how people have fun. It's been a long time

Welcome to the party Goregous

We are alot of fun and are so glad you are here These guys will get you a drink and that pasty.... have fun ....

Can someone fix the mic please?

I'm only coming back if I can sing....

NARRATOR: turns out that Red wasn't very good at pole dancing, after all. 2 black eyes & a broken toe....

Good morning Beautiful.... about time... I've been waiting on that Goregous smile all morning !!!"

Aw, right back atcha Gorgeous!

An evening of fun & frolics to follow.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie

Joker you teasing me you know I'm on a diet. Can I just have the meat and vegetables XX

That's what we're all here for - meat & two veg "

Well then I want veggies too ... leave me some squash and zucchini and some ummmm butter and salt

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie

Joker you teasing me you know I'm on a diet. Can I just have the meat and vegetables XX

That's what we're all here for - meat & two veg

Well then I want veggies too ... leave me some squash and zucchini and some ummmm butter and salt "

How about a couple of melons?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good afternoon. Can I have a pasty please. Then I'll sit in a comfy corner and see how people have fun. It's been a long time

Welcome to the party Goregous

We are alot of fun and are so glad you are here These guys will get you a drink and that pasty.... have fun .... "

Thanks Maddie xx

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’m very much in and out. Do you guys mind if I sit at the back and watch what’s going on.

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By *utterypopcornCouple  over a year ago

oxford

Is there room for two more. Could do with warming up in a hot tub eating Cornish pasties.

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By *hortarseWoman  over a year ago

Norfolk


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie

Joker you teasing me you know I'm on a diet. Can I just have the meat and vegetables XX

Hi short arse Missed ya Beautiful.... diet??...somebody doesn't know she's perfect just the way she is!!

"

Thank you Maddie. Come Christmas the diet goes out the window for a bit

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

*returns wth a mountain of calorie free cream cakes*

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By *hortarseWoman  over a year ago

Norfolk


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie

Joker you teasing me you know I'm on a diet. Can I just have the meat and vegetables XX

That's what we're all here for - meat & two veg "

It's just hard to find the good meat and veg red

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 09/12/20 14:31:10]"

Fiddles I'm ready for your Lap

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m very much in and out. Do you guys mind if I sit at the back and watch what’s going on. "

There's room over here

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie

Joker you teasing me you know I'm on a diet. Can I just have the meat and vegetables XX

That's what we're all here for - meat & two veg

It's just hard to find the good meat and veg red "

I don’t know it’s you two are looking for part of your five a day, but if you are I could give you both one.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie

Joker you teasing me you know I'm on a diet. Can I just have the meat and vegetables XX

Hi short arse Missed ya Beautiful.... diet??...somebody doesn't know she's perfect just the way she is!!

Thank you Maddie. Come Christmas the diet goes out the window for a bit "

Yes it does my Dear.... Tis the season to be joyful and no calorie counting...

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I’m very much in and out. Do you guys mind if I sit at the back and watch what’s going on.

There's room over here "

Oh good you can give me the juicy gossip.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie

Joker you teasing me you know I'm on a diet. Can I just have the meat and vegetables XX

That's what we're all here for - meat & two veg

It's just hard to find the good meat and veg red

I don’t know it’s you two are looking for part of your five a day, but if you are I could give you both one. "

Cough...cough....

Ohhhhh Fiddles make that 3 ...

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"*returns wth a mountain of calorie free cream cakes*

"

Wonko, my fave! You remembered!!!

*Smears cream everywhere*

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By *eavertrackerMan  over a year ago

Bridgwater

I feel I'm missing out on something hot

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie

Joker you teasing me you know I'm on a diet. Can I just have the meat and vegetables XX

That's what we're all here for - meat & two veg

It's just hard to find the good meat and veg red

I don’t know it’s you two are looking for part of your five a day, but if you are I could give you both one.

Cough...cough....

Ohhhhh Fiddles make that 3 ... "

Definitely would you like 4 and 5 too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m very much in and out. Do you guys mind if I sit at the back and watch what’s going on.

There's room over here

Oh good you can give me the juicy gossip. "

Gossip ... ohhhh I've got some... am I sitting on your lap or what...

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie

Joker you teasing me you know I'm on a diet. Can I just have the meat and vegetables XX

That's what we're all here for - meat & two veg

It's just hard to find the good meat and veg red "

This can be true, Lovely. But it's fun trying, no?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie

Joker you teasing me you know I'm on a diet. Can I just have the meat and vegetables XX

That's what we're all here for - meat & two veg

It's just hard to find the good meat and veg red

I don’t know it’s you two are looking for part of your five a day, but if you are I could give you both one.

Cough...cough....

Ohhhhh Fiddles make that 3 ...

Definitely would you like 4 and 5 too "

Ummmm maybe.... I like to start with one usually... and focus on them

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By *hortarseWoman  over a year ago

Norfolk


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie

Joker you teasing me you know I'm on a diet. Can I just have the meat and vegetables XX

That's what we're all here for - meat & two veg

It's just hard to find the good meat and veg red

I don’t know it’s you two are looking for part of your five a day, but if you are I could give you both one. "

Fiddles I want more than one. Give me a plate full and fill me up

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"*returns wth a mountain of calorie free cream cakes*

Wonko, my fave! You remembered!!!

*Smears cream everywhere*"

who gets to lick it all off though???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I feel I'm missing out on something hot "

Yea ... You ...You're SMOKIN HOTT.MR BEAVER GUY....

MY BESTIE WILL BE HERE SOON TO COLLECT YOU....

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie

Joker you teasing me you know I'm on a diet. Can I just have the meat and vegetables XX

That's what we're all here for - meat & two veg

It's just hard to find the good meat and veg red

I don’t know it’s you two are looking for part of your five a day, but if you are I could give you both one. "

I've seen your banana and satsumas, Fiddles. I'll take them every day, please

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"*returns wth a mountain of calorie free cream cakes*

Wonko, my fave! You remembered!!!

*Smears cream everywhere*

who gets to lick it all off though??? "

For 15 minutes only, it's a total free for all!

Lick & smear to your heart's content, everybody!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"*returns wth a mountain of calorie free cream cakes*

Wonko, my fave! You remembered!!!

*Smears cream everywhere*

who gets to lick it all off though???

For 15 minutes only, it's a total free for all!

Lick & smear to your heart's content, everybody!! "

naughty girl

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By *hortarseWoman  over a year ago

Norfolk


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie

Joker you teasing me you know I'm on a diet. Can I just have the meat and vegetables XX

Hi short arse Missed ya Beautiful.... diet??...somebody doesn't know she's perfect just the way she is!!

Thank you Maddie. Come Christmas the diet goes out the window for a bit

Yes it does my Dear.... Tis the season to be joyful and no calorie counting..."

Calories what are they lol. Give me the Reese trees

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"*returns wth a mountain of calorie free cream cakes*

Wonko, my fave! You remembered!!!

*Smears cream everywhere*

who gets to lick it all off though???

For 15 minutes only, it's a total free for all!

Lick & smear to your heart's content, everybody!!

naughty girl "

Well in the absence of Cindi, I feel I have to fill in for her

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"*returns wth a mountain of calorie free cream cakes*

Wonko, my fave! You remembered!!!

*Smears cream everywhere*

who gets to lick it all off though???

For 15 minutes only, it's a total free for all!

Lick & smear to your heart's content, everybody!!

naughty girl

Well in the absence of Cindi, I feel I have to fill in for her "

no one can replace her though. there is no one that depraved

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By *hortarseWoman  over a year ago

Norfolk


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie

Joker you teasing me you know I'm on a diet. Can I just have the meat and vegetables XX

That's what we're all here for - meat & two veg

It's just hard to find the good meat and veg red

This can be true, Lovely. But it's fun trying, no? "

It's lot fun red

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie

Joker you teasing me you know I'm on a diet. Can I just have the meat and vegetables XX

That's what we're all here for - meat & two veg

It's just hard to find the good meat and veg red

I don’t know it’s you two are looking for part of your five a day, but if you are I could give you both one.

Fiddles I want more than one. Give me a plate full and fill me up "

Well I am a gentleman I should help a damsel in distress.

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By *hortarseWoman  over a year ago

Norfolk


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie

Joker you teasing me you know I'm on a diet. Can I just have the meat and vegetables XX

That's what we're all here for - meat & two veg

It's just hard to find the good meat and veg red

I don’t know it’s you two are looking for part of your five a day, but if you are I could give you both one.

Fiddles I want more than one. Give me a plate full and fill me up

Well I am a gentleman I should help a damsel in distress. "

Where the damsel in distress

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"*returns wth a mountain of calorie free cream cakes*

Wonko, my fave! You remembered!!!

*Smears cream everywhere*

who gets to lick it all off though???

For 15 minutes only, it's a total free for all!

Lick & smear to your heart's content, everybody!!

naughty girl

Well in the absence of Cindi, I feel I have to fill in for her

no one can replace her though. there is no one that depraved "

Tis true, that

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie

Joker you teasing me you know I'm on a diet. Can I just have the meat and vegetables XX

That's what we're all here for - meat & two veg

It's just hard to find the good meat and veg red

This can be true, Lovely. But it's fun trying, no?

It's lot fun red "

Ooh, yes, indeedy!!

Let's start with Fiddles, shall we?

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By *hortarseWoman  over a year ago

Norfolk


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie

Joker you teasing me you know I'm on a diet. Can I just have the meat and vegetables XX

That's what we're all here for - meat & two veg

It's just hard to find the good meat and veg red

This can be true, Lovely. But it's fun trying, no?

It's lot fun red

Ooh, yes, indeedy!!

Let's start with Fiddles, shall we? "

Yes finish fiddles then find another hotty

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie

Joker you teasing me you know I'm on a diet. Can I just have the meat and vegetables XX

That's what we're all here for - meat & two veg

It's just hard to find the good meat and veg red

This can be true, Lovely. But it's fun trying, no?

It's lot fun red

Ooh, yes, indeedy!!

Let's start with Fiddles, shall we?

Yes finish fiddles then find another hotty "

Yes! He appears to have run off, though...

Here, Fiddles *whistles & pats her thighs*

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie

Joker you teasing me you know I'm on a diet. Can I just have the meat and vegetables XX

That's what we're all here for - meat & two veg

It's just hard to find the good meat and veg red

This can be true, Lovely. But it's fun trying, no?

It's lot fun red

Ooh, yes, indeedy!!

Let's start with Fiddles, shall we?

Yes finish fiddles then find another hotty "

*glad he's not a hotty*

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie

Joker you teasing me you know I'm on a diet. Can I just have the meat and vegetables XX

That's what we're all here for - meat & two veg

It's just hard to find the good meat and veg red

This can be true, Lovely. But it's fun trying, no?

It's lot fun red

Ooh, yes, indeedy!!

Let's start with Fiddles, shall we?

Yes finish fiddles then find another hotty

*glad he's not a hotty*"

We're leaving you for Cindi. She's bored of the Wookie and is after fresh meat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hey humbug,come and keep me company

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hey humbug,come and keep me company"

you on my knee or me over yours?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey humbug,come and keep me company

you on my knee or me over yours? "

On it,I'm sure you'll end up over it,you naughty boy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey humbug,come and keep me company

you on my knee or me over yours?

On it,I'm sure you'll end up over it,you naughty boy "

Looks like you fit right in Lovely ... I knew you would...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey humbug,come and keep me company

you on my knee or me over yours? "

Ohhhhh wonko....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey humbug,come and keep me company"

Keep an eye on him ... he's a wild one... looks like you can handle him...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie

Joker you teasing me you know I'm on a diet. Can I just have the meat and vegetables XX

That's what we're all here for - meat & two veg

It's just hard to find the good meat and veg red

This can be true, Lovely. But it's fun trying, no?

It's lot fun red

Ooh, yes, indeedy!!

Let's start with Fiddles, shall we? "

Love me some Fiddles

Red lead the way....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*returns wth a mountain of calorie free cream cakes*

Wonko, my fave! You remembered!!!

*Smears cream everywhere*

who gets to lick it all off though???

For 15 minutes only, it's a total free for all!

Lick & smear to your heart's content, everybody!!

naughty girl

Well in the absence of Cindi, I feel I have to fill in for her "

Hot tub God's.... please save us all....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Somebody please find Cindi for me .... she's got to be here for my next thread #9 ... I can't do it without her.... and that's that....

Xoxo

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m very much in and out. Do you guys mind if I sit at the back and watch what’s going on.

There's room over here

Oh good you can give me the juicy gossip. "

GOSSIP IS YOU ARE HOTT FIDDLES...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hey humbug,come and keep me company

you on my knee or me over yours?

On it,I'm sure you'll end up over it,you naughty boy "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I feel I'm missing out on something hot "

.... where are you at... oh wait ... Did my Bestie get you ... and how is that suit fitting?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey humbug,come and keep me company

Keep an eye on him ... he's a wild one... looks like you can handle him... "

Oh yes,but he might end up running away screaming lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hey humbug,come and keep me company

Keep an eye on him ... he's a wild one... looks like you can handle him...

Oh yes,but he might end up running away screaming lol"

Never!!!1

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hey humbug,come and keep me company

you on my knee or me over yours?

Ohhhhh wonko.... "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm still here just been eating all the pasties

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm still here just been eating all the pasties "

Noooooo. I'm so hungry

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I just realised i could have had a better thread title

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

Hi ..is it dinner time yet?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie

Joker you teasing me you know I'm on a diet. Can I just have the meat and vegetables XX"

nope it's a full fat pastie or nothing

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hi ..is it dinner time yet? "

No but wookie has pasties

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Hi ..is it dinner time yet?

No but wookie has pasties"

And I'm still half covered in squirty cream.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm still here just been eating all the pasties

Noooooo. I'm so hungry "

dont worry I have more a cornish man always comes prepared

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hi ..is it dinner time yet?

No but wookie has pasties

And I'm still half covered in squirty cream. "

comes.to lick it off

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm still here just been eating all the pasties

Noooooo. I'm so hungry dont worry I have more a cornish man always comes prepared"

Wookie ... say that again...

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By *hortarseWoman  over a year ago

Norfolk


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie

Joker you teasing me you know I'm on a diet. Can I just have the meat and vegetables XX nope it's a full fat pastie or nothing "

Is that right joker

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"I'm still here just been eating all the pasties

Noooooo. I'm so hungry dont worry I have more a cornish man always comes prepared"

Got any traybakes for afters, Wookie. I need something sweet now....x

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Hi ..is it dinner time yet?

No but wookie has pasties

And I'm still half covered in squirty cream. comes.to lick it off "

Ooh, yay! Wookie tongue feels goooood!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm still here just been eating all the pasties

Noooooo. I'm so hungry dont worry I have more a cornish man always comes prepared

Wookie ... say that again..."

a cornish man always comes prepared

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie

Joker you teasing me you know I'm on a diet. Can I just have the meat and vegetables XX nope it's a full fat pastie or nothing

Is that right joker "

yep

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm still here just been eating all the pasties

Noooooo. I'm so hungry dont worry I have more a cornish man always comes prepared

Got any traybakes for afters, Wookie. I need something sweet now....x"

choc chip cookies???

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By *hortarseWoman  over a year ago

Norfolk


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie

Joker you teasing me you know I'm on a diet. Can I just have the meat and vegetables XX nope it's a full fat pastie or nothing

Is that right joker yep "

Give it here then but I will have to work it off XX

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hi ..is it dinner time yet?

No but wookie has pasties

And I'm still half covered in squirty cream. comes.to lick it off

Ooh, yay! Wookie tongue feels goooood! "

I see you squirted some more between your legs xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie

Joker you teasing me you know I'm on a diet. Can I just have the meat and vegetables XX nope it's a full fat pastie or nothing

Is that right joker yep

Give it here then but I will have to work it off XX "

a large 1 for you then xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hi ..is it dinner time yet?

No but wookie has pasties

And I'm still half covered in squirty cream. "

are you still needing it licked off?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I should have called the thread

Hot Tub Party - 8 - The return of the Wookie

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend


"Hi ..is it dinner time yet?

No but wookie has pasties

And I'm still half covered in squirty cream. "

ooo that's the best offer iv had all day ..I love squirty ladies

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie

Joker you teasing me you know I'm on a diet. Can I just have the meat and vegetables XX

That's what we're all here for - meat & two veg

It's just hard to find the good meat and veg red

This can be true, Lovely. But it's fun trying, no?

It's lot fun red

Ooh, yes, indeedy!!

Let's start with Fiddles, shall we?

Yes finish fiddles then find another hotty

Yes! He appears to have run off, though...

Here, Fiddles *whistles & pats her thighs*"

I think you’ll find I take some finishing.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie

Joker you teasing me you know I'm on a diet. Can I just have the meat and vegetables XX

That's what we're all here for - meat & two veg

It's just hard to find the good meat and veg red

This can be true, Lovely. But it's fun trying, no?

It's lot fun red

Ooh, yes, indeedy!!

Let's start with Fiddles, shall we?

Yes finish fiddles then find another hotty

Yes! He appears to have run off, though...

Here, Fiddles *whistles & pats her thighs*

I think you’ll find I take some finishing. "

Challenge accepted

Now down on your knees & the cream off my thighs.

(You'll have to nudge Wookie & Olov out the way.)

Wonko? You still watching?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm still here just been eating all the pasties

Noooooo. I'm so hungry dont worry I have more a cornish man always comes prepared

Got any traybakes for afters, Wookie. I need something sweet now....x choc chip cookies??? "

I think I'm in love

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie

Joker you teasing me you know I'm on a diet. Can I just have the meat and vegetables XX

That's what we're all here for - meat & two veg

It's just hard to find the good meat and veg red

This can be true, Lovely. But it's fun trying, no?

It's lot fun red

Ooh, yes, indeedy!!

Let's start with Fiddles, shall we?

Yes finish fiddles then find another hotty

Yes! He appears to have run off, though...

Here, Fiddles *whistles & pats her thighs*

I think you’ll find I take some finishing.

Challenge accepted

Now down on your knees & the cream off my thighs.

(You'll have to nudge Wookie & Olov out the way.)

Wonko? You still watching? "

nope i'm busy being put over someones knee

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie

Joker you teasing me you know I'm on a diet. Can I just have the meat and vegetables XX

That's what we're all here for - meat & two veg

It's just hard to find the good meat and veg red

This can be true, Lovely. But it's fun trying, no?

It's lot fun red

Ooh, yes, indeedy!!

Let's start with Fiddles, shall we?

Yes finish fiddles then find another hotty

Yes! He appears to have run off, though...

Here, Fiddles *whistles & pats her thighs*

I think you’ll find I take some finishing.

Challenge accepted

Now down on your knees & the cream off my thighs.

(You'll have to nudge Wookie & Olov out the way.)

Wonko? You still watching? "

moves away and lets fiddles in he looks hungry

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By *hortarseWoman  over a year ago

Norfolk


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie

Joker you teasing me you know I'm on a diet. Can I just have the meat and vegetables XX nope it's a full fat pastie or nothing

Is that right joker yep

Give it here then but I will have to work it off XX a large 1 for you then xxx"

Yes please joker. The bigger the better for me XX

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm still here just been eating all the pasties

Noooooo. I'm so hungry dont worry I have more a cornish man always comes prepared

Got any traybakes for afters, Wookie. I need something sweet now....x choc chip cookies???

I think I'm in love "

u just want me for my baking and cooking skills.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie

Joker you teasing me you know I'm on a diet. Can I just have the meat and vegetables XX

That's what we're all here for - meat & two veg

It's just hard to find the good meat and veg red

This can be true, Lovely. But it's fun trying, no?

It's lot fun red

Ooh, yes, indeedy!!

Let's start with Fiddles, shall we?

Yes finish fiddles then find another hotty

Yes! He appears to have run off, though...

Here, Fiddles *whistles & pats her thighs*

I think you’ll find I take some finishing.

Challenge accepted

Now down on your knees & the cream off my thighs.

(You'll have to nudge Wookie & Olov out the way.)

Wonko? You still watching?

nope i'm busy being put over someones knee"

I thought she dropped you for the Wookie Cookies - chocolate chip, yummy!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie

Joker you teasing me you know I'm on a diet. Can I just have the meat and vegetables XX nope it's a full fat pastie or nothing

Is that right joker yep

Give it here then but I will have to work it off XX a large 1 for you then xxx

Yes please joker. The bigger the better for me XX"

extra pepper????

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie

Joker you teasing me you know I'm on a diet. Can I just have the meat and vegetables XX

That's what we're all here for - meat & two veg

It's just hard to find the good meat and veg red

This can be true, Lovely. But it's fun trying, no?

It's lot fun red

Ooh, yes, indeedy!!

Let's start with Fiddles, shall we?

Yes finish fiddles then find another hotty

Yes! He appears to have run off, though...

Here, Fiddles *whistles & pats her thighs*

I think you’ll find I take some finishing.

Challenge accepted

Now down on your knees & the cream off my thighs.

(You'll have to nudge Wookie & Olov out the way.)

Wonko? You still watching?

nope i'm busy being put over someones knee

I thought she dropped you for the Wookie Cookies - chocolate chip, yummy! "

dammit.

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By *hortarseWoman  over a year ago

Norfolk


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie

Joker you teasing me you know I'm on a diet. Can I just have the meat and vegetables XX

That's what we're all here for - meat & two veg

It's just hard to find the good meat and veg red

This can be true, Lovely. But it's fun trying, no?

It's lot fun red

Ooh, yes, indeedy!!

Let's start with Fiddles, shall we?

Yes finish fiddles then find another hotty

Yes! He appears to have run off, though...

Here, Fiddles *whistles & pats her thighs*

I think you’ll find I take some finishing. "

Is that right 8 hours good for you fiddles. What I just seen put smile on my face

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie

Joker you teasing me you know I'm on a diet. Can I just have the meat and vegetables XX

That's what we're all here for - meat & two veg

It's just hard to find the good meat and veg red

This can be true, Lovely. But it's fun trying, no?

It's lot fun red

Ooh, yes, indeedy!!

Let's start with Fiddles, shall we?

Yes finish fiddles then find another hotty

Yes! He appears to have run off, though...

Here, Fiddles *whistles & pats her thighs*

I think you’ll find I take some finishing.

Challenge accepted

Now down on your knees & the cream off my thighs.

(You'll have to nudge Wookie & Olov out the way.)

Wonko? You still watching?

nope i'm busy being put over someones knee

I thought she dropped you for the Wookie Cookies - chocolate chip, yummy! "

I'm also a strawberry pavlova with chantelle cream tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

*wanders off to find coffee*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm still here just been eating all the pasties

Noooooo. I'm so hungry dont worry I have more a cornish man always comes prepared

Got any traybakes for afters, Wookie. I need something sweet now....x choc chip cookies???

I think I'm in love u just want me for my baking and cooking skills."

Oh there's more going on in my head than that

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie

Joker you teasing me you know I'm on a diet. Can I just have the meat and vegetables XX

That's what we're all here for - meat & two veg

It's just hard to find the good meat and veg red

This can be true, Lovely. But it's fun trying, no?

It's lot fun red

Ooh, yes, indeedy!!

Let's start with Fiddles, shall we?

Yes finish fiddles then find another hotty

Yes! He appears to have run off, though...

Here, Fiddles *whistles & pats her thighs*

I think you’ll find I take some finishing.

Challenge accepted

Now down on your knees & the cream off my thighs.

(You'll have to nudge Wookie & Olov out the way.)

Wonko? You still watching?

nope i'm busy being put over someones knee

I thought she dropped you for the Wookie Cookies - chocolate chip, yummy! I'm also a strawberry pavlova with chantelle cream tonight "

PAVLOVA!!!! Even better than cheesecake

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By *hortarseWoman  over a year ago

Norfolk


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie

Joker you teasing me you know I'm on a diet. Can I just have the meat and vegetables XX nope it's a full fat pastie or nothing

Is that right joker yep

Give it here then but I will have to work it off XX a large 1 for you then xxx

Yes please joker. The bigger the better for me XX extra pepper????"

How did you know I like it spice

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By *hortarseWoman  over a year ago

Norfolk


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie

Joker you teasing me you know I'm on a diet. Can I just have the meat and vegetables XX

That's what we're all here for - meat & two veg

It's just hard to find the good meat and veg red

This can be true, Lovely. But it's fun trying, no?

It's lot fun red

Ooh, yes, indeedy!!

Let's start with Fiddles, shall we?

Yes finish fiddles then find another hotty

Yes! He appears to have run off, though...

Here, Fiddles *whistles & pats her thighs*

I think you’ll find I take some finishing.

Challenge accepted

Now down on your knees & the cream off my thighs.

(You'll have to nudge Wookie & Olov out the way.)

Wonko? You still watching?

nope i'm busy being put over someones knee

I thought she dropped you for the Wookie Cookies - chocolate chip, yummy! I'm also a strawberry pavlova with chantelle cream tonight

PAVLOVA!!!! Even better than cheesecake "

I love cheesecake red

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie

Joker you teasing me you know I'm on a diet. Can I just have the meat and vegetables XX

That's what we're all here for - meat & two veg

It's just hard to find the good meat and veg red

This can be true, Lovely. But it's fun trying, no?

It's lot fun red

Ooh, yes, indeedy!!

Let's start with Fiddles, shall we?

Yes finish fiddles then find another hotty

Yes! He appears to have run off, though...

Here, Fiddles *whistles & pats her thighs*

I think you’ll find I take some finishing.

Challenge accepted

Now down on your knees & the cream off my thighs.

(You'll have to nudge Wookie & Olov out the way.)

Wonko? You still watching?

nope i'm busy being put over someones knee

I thought she dropped you for the Wookie Cookies - chocolate chip, yummy!

dammit. "

I can deal with you and talk at the same time. I'll sort Wookie out later lol

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie

Joker you teasing me you know I'm on a diet. Can I just have the meat and vegetables XX

That's what we're all here for - meat & two veg

It's just hard to find the good meat and veg red

This can be true, Lovely. But it's fun trying, no?

It's lot fun red

Ooh, yes, indeedy!!

Let's start with Fiddles, shall we?

Yes finish fiddles then find another hotty

Yes! He appears to have run off, though...

Here, Fiddles *whistles & pats her thighs*

I think you’ll find I take some finishing.

Challenge accepted

Now down on your knees & the cream off my thighs.

(You'll have to nudge Wookie & Olov out the way.)

Wonko? You still watching? "

I’ll bring my own cream.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie

Joker you teasing me you know I'm on a diet. Can I just have the meat and vegetables XX

That's what we're all here for - meat & two veg

It's just hard to find the good meat and veg red

This can be true, Lovely. But it's fun trying, no?

It's lot fun red

Ooh, yes, indeedy!!

Let's start with Fiddles, shall we?

Yes finish fiddles then find another hotty

Yes! He appears to have run off, though...

Here, Fiddles *whistles & pats her thighs*

I think you’ll find I take some finishing.

Challenge accepted

Now down on your knees & the cream off my thighs.

(You'll have to nudge Wookie & Olov out the way.)

Wonko? You still watching?

nope i'm busy being put over someones knee

I thought she dropped you for the Wookie Cookies - chocolate chip, yummy! I'm also a strawberry pavlova with chantelle cream tonight

PAVLOVA!!!! Even better than cheesecake

I love cheesecake red "

I do too, but Pavlova? OMG it's Manna from Heaven

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm still here just been eating all the pasties

Noooooo. I'm so hungry dont worry I have more a cornish man always comes prepared

Got any traybakes for afters, Wookie. I need something sweet now....x choc chip cookies???

I think I'm in love u just want me for my baking and cooking skills.

Oh there's more going on in my head than that "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie

Joker you teasing me you know I'm on a diet. Can I just have the meat and vegetables XX

That's what we're all here for - meat & two veg

It's just hard to find the good meat and veg red

This can be true, Lovely. But it's fun trying, no?

It's lot fun red

Ooh, yes, indeedy!!

Let's start with Fiddles, shall we?

Yes finish fiddles then find another hotty

Yes! He appears to have run off, though...

Here, Fiddles *whistles & pats her thighs*

I think you’ll find I take some finishing.

Challenge accepted

Now down on your knees & the cream off my thighs.

(You'll have to nudge Wookie & Olov out the way.)

Wonko? You still watching?

I’ll bring my own cream. "

If you should have any left over

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie

Joker you teasing me you know I'm on a diet. Can I just have the meat and vegetables XX

That's what we're all here for - meat & two veg

It's just hard to find the good meat and veg red

This can be true, Lovely. But it's fun trying, no?

It's lot fun red

Ooh, yes, indeedy!!

Let's start with Fiddles, shall we?

Yes finish fiddles then find another hotty

Yes! He appears to have run off, though...

Here, Fiddles *whistles & pats her thighs*

I think you’ll find I take some finishing.

Challenge accepted

Now down on your knees & the cream off my thighs.

(You'll have to nudge Wookie & Olov out the way.)

Wonko? You still watching?

I’ll bring my own cream. "

Cream me up, Fiddles

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie

Joker you teasing me you know I'm on a diet. Can I just have the meat and vegetables XX

That's what we're all here for - meat & two veg

It's just hard to find the good meat and veg red

This can be true, Lovely. But it's fun trying, no?

It's lot fun red

Ooh, yes, indeedy!!

Let's start with Fiddles, shall we?

Yes finish fiddles then find another hotty

Yes! He appears to have run off, though...

Here, Fiddles *whistles & pats her thighs*

I think you’ll find I take some finishing.

Challenge accepted

Now down on your knees & the cream off my thighs.

(You'll have to nudge Wookie & Olov out the way.)

Wonko? You still watching?

nope i'm busy being put over someones knee

I thought she dropped you for the Wookie Cookies - chocolate chip, yummy! I'm also a strawberry pavlova with chantelle cream tonight

PAVLOVA!!!! Even better than cheesecake "

I'm actually doing that tonight in real life lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie

Joker you teasing me you know I'm on a diet. Can I just have the meat and vegetables XX nope it's a full fat pastie or nothing

Is that right joker yep

Give it here then but I will have to work it off XX a large 1 for you then xxx

Yes please joker. The bigger the better for me XX extra pepper????

How did you know I like it spice "

well I always make a batch with extra pepper for those that like it hot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm still here just been eating all the pasties

Noooooo. I'm so hungry dont worry I have more a cornish man always comes prepared

Got any traybakes for afters, Wookie. I need something sweet now....x choc chip cookies???

I think I'm in love u just want me for my baking and cooking skills.

Oh there's more going on in my head than that "

I'd take my tinsel off for you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm still here just been eating all the pasties

Noooooo. I'm so hungry dont worry I have more a cornish man always comes prepared

Got any traybakes for afters, Wookie. I need something sweet now....x choc chip cookies???

I think I'm in love u just want me for my baking and cooking skills.

Oh there's more going on in my head than that

I'd take my tinsel off for you "

ooofffft

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie

Joker you teasing me you know I'm on a diet. Can I just have the meat and vegetables XX

That's what we're all here for - meat & two veg

It's just hard to find the good meat and veg red

This can be true, Lovely. But it's fun trying, no?

It's lot fun red

Ooh, yes, indeedy!!

Let's start with Fiddles, shall we?

Yes finish fiddles then find another hotty

Yes! He appears to have run off, though...

Here, Fiddles *whistles & pats her thighs*

I think you’ll find I take some finishing.

Challenge accepted

Now down on your knees & the cream off my thighs.

(You'll have to nudge Wookie & Olov out the way.)

Wonko? You still watching?

nope i'm busy being put over someones knee

I thought she dropped you for the Wookie Cookies - chocolate chip, yummy! I'm also a strawberry pavlova with chantelle cream tonight

PAVLOVA!!!! Even better than cheesecake I'm actually doing that tonight in real life lol"

Bring it, Wookie!

Red wants Pavlova!

Red wants cream!

Red wants everything & everyone at once!

*Red begining to think that someone slipped something in her drink - but she'll go with the flow*

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By *hortarseWoman  over a year ago

Norfolk


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie

Joker you teasing me you know I'm on a diet. Can I just have the meat and vegetables XX nope it's a full fat pastie or nothing

Is that right joker yep

Give it here then but I will have to work it off XX a large 1 for you then xxx

Yes please joker. The bigger the better for me XX extra pepper????

How did you know I like it spice well I always make a batch with extra pepper for those that like it hot "

But you don't put fruit in one end and meat and vegetables in the other. That's how I know Cornish pasty

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie

Joker you teasing me you know I'm on a diet. Can I just have the meat and vegetables XX

That's what we're all here for - meat & two veg

It's just hard to find the good meat and veg red

This can be true, Lovely. But it's fun trying, no?

It's lot fun red

Ooh, yes, indeedy!!

Let's start with Fiddles, shall we?

Yes finish fiddles then find another hotty

Yes! He appears to have run off, though...

Here, Fiddles *whistles & pats her thighs*

I think you’ll find I take some finishing.

Challenge accepted

Now down on your knees & the cream off my thighs.

(You'll have to nudge Wookie & Olov out the way.)

Wonko? You still watching?

nope i'm busy being put over someones knee

I thought she dropped you for the Wookie Cookies - chocolate chip, yummy! I'm also a strawberry pavlova with chantelle cream tonight

PAVLOVA!!!! Even better than cheesecake I'm actually doing that tonight in real life lol

Bring it, Wookie!

Red wants Pavlova!

Red wants cream!

Red wants everything & everyone at once!

*Red begining to think that someone slipped something in her drink - but she'll go with the flow* "

*nothing to do with me*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie

Joker you teasing me you know I'm on a diet. Can I just have the meat and vegetables XX

That's what we're all here for - meat & two veg

It's just hard to find the good meat and veg red

This can be true, Lovely. But it's fun trying, no?

It's lot fun red

Ooh, yes, indeedy!!

Let's start with Fiddles, shall we?

Yes finish fiddles then find another hotty

Yes! He appears to have run off, though...

Here, Fiddles *whistles & pats her thighs*

I think you’ll find I take some finishing.

Challenge accepted

Now down on your knees & the cream off my thighs.

(You'll have to nudge Wookie & Olov out the way.)

Wonko? You still watching?

nope i'm busy being put over someones knee

I thought she dropped you for the Wookie Cookies - chocolate chip, yummy! I'm also a strawberry pavlova with chantelle cream tonight

PAVLOVA!!!! Even better than cheesecake I'm actually doing that tonight in real life lol

Bring it, Wookie!

Red wants Pavlova!

Red wants cream!

Red wants everything & everyone at once!

*Red begining to think that someone slipped something in her drink - but she'll go with the flow* "

well check your inbox in a mo I'll show you one I baked a couple weeks ago x

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.

Wonko, I ALWAYS blame you!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie

Joker you teasing me you know I'm on a diet. Can I just have the meat and vegetables XX nope it's a full fat pastie or nothing

Is that right joker yep

Give it here then but I will have to work it off XX a large 1 for you then xxx

Yes please joker. The bigger the better for me XX extra pepper????

How did you know I like it spice well I always make a batch with extra pepper for those that like it hot

But you don't put fruit in one end and meat and vegetables in the other. That's how I know Cornish pasty "

that's going very old school no I do a steak cornish pasty and every now and then I will do an apple and BlackBerry pasty all with wild fruit

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Wonko, I ALWAYS blame you!!! "

I have a t-shirt somewhere. it says on the front

"I might as well do it. I get the blame anyway"

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Wonko, I ALWAYS blame you!!!

I have a t-shirt somewhere. it says on the front

"I might as well do it. I get the blame anyway""

Cos it usually IS you!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Wonko, I ALWAYS blame you!!!

I have a t-shirt somewhere. it says on the front

"I might as well do it. I get the blame anyway"

Cos it usually IS you!!!! "

Lies!!!! its never me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wonko, I ALWAYS blame you!!!

I have a t-shirt somewhere. it says on the front

"I might as well do it. I get the blame anyway""

Lol

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Wonko, I ALWAYS blame you!!!

I have a t-shirt somewhere. it says on the front

"I might as well do it. I get the blame anyway"

Cos it usually IS you!!!!

Lies!!!! its never me "

You doth protest too much, methinks

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Cos it usually IS you!!!!

Lies!!!! its never me

You doth protest too much, methinks "

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pineapple spiced rum anyone??

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By *hortarseWoman  over a year ago

Norfolk


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie

Joker you teasing me you know I'm on a diet. Can I just have the meat and vegetables XX nope it's a full fat pastie or nothing

Is that right joker yep

Give it here then but I will have to work it off XX a large 1 for you then xxx

Yes please joker. The bigger the better for me XX extra pepper????

How did you know I like it spice well I always make a batch with extra pepper for those that like it hot

But you don't put fruit in one end and meat and vegetables in the other. That's how I know Cornish pasty that's going very old school no I do a steak cornish pasty and every now and then I will do an apple and BlackBerry pasty all with wild fruit"

I am very old school. Well I'm old. All this talk about food is making me hungry.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie

Joker you teasing me you know I'm on a diet. Can I just have the meat and vegetables XX nope it's a full fat pastie or nothing

Is that right joker yep

Give it here then but I will have to work it off XX a large 1 for you then xxx

Yes please joker. The bigger the better for me XX extra pepper????

How did you know I like it spice well I always make a batch with extra pepper for those that like it hot

But you don't put fruit in one end and meat and vegetables in the other. That's how I know Cornish pasty that's going very old school no I do a steak cornish pasty and every now and then I will do an apple and BlackBerry pasty all with wild fruit

I am very old school. Well I'm old. All this talk about food is making me hungry."

your not old

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie

Joker you teasing me you know I'm on a diet. Can I just have the meat and vegetables XX nope it's a full fat pastie or nothing

Is that right joker yep

Give it here then but I will have to work it off XX a large 1 for you then xxx

Yes please joker. The bigger the better for me XX extra pepper????

How did you know I like it spice well I always make a batch with extra pepper for those that like it hot

But you don't put fruit in one end and meat and vegetables in the other. That's how I know Cornish pasty that's going very old school no I do a steak cornish pasty and every now and then I will do an apple and BlackBerry pasty all with wild fruit"

You bring the apple and BlackBerry pasty,I'll bring the custard

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pineapple spiced rum anyone?? "

ME ME ME WOOKIE

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie

Joker you teasing me you know I'm on a diet. Can I just have the meat and vegetables XX nope it's a full fat pastie or nothing

Is that right joker yep

Give it here then but I will have to work it off XX a large 1 for you then xxx

Yes please joker. The bigger the better for me XX extra pepper????

How did you know I like it spice well I always make a batch with extra pepper for those that like it hot

But you don't put fruit in one end and meat and vegetables in the other. That's how I know Cornish pasty that's going very old school no I do a steak cornish pasty and every now and then I will do an apple and BlackBerry pasty all with wild fruit

You bring the apple and BlackBerry pasty,I'll bring the custard "

I don't need custard for my pasties they are moist enough

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wonko, I ALWAYS blame you!!! "

Red WONKO IS AN ANGEL...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pineapple spiced rum anyone??

ME ME ME WOOKIE "

pours a glass for my fab wifey

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Wonko, I ALWAYS blame you!!!

Red WONKO IS AN ANGEL... "

See Red i told you so

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Let's get this party pumped up whi wants a home cooked pastie

Joker you teasing me you know I'm on a diet. Can I just have the meat and vegetables XX nope it's a full fat pastie or nothing

Is that right joker yep

Give it here then but I will have to work it off XX a large 1 for you then xxx

Yes please joker. The bigger the better for me XX extra pepper????

How did you know I like it spice well I always make a batch with extra pepper for those that like it hot

But you don't put fruit in one end and meat and vegetables in the other. That's how I know Cornish pasty that's going very old school no I do a steak cornish pasty and every now and then I will do an apple and BlackBerry pasty all with wild fruit

You bring the apple and BlackBerry pasty,I'll bring the custard I don't need custard for my pasties they are moist enough "

I'll stick to cream, guys. I'm not a fan of custard x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

*sits whistling innocently*

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Thants all Folks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*wanders off to find coffee*"

Make mine a Mocha Latte Grande hot please... I need it... I was up late last night with this... ummmm... well never mind ....

# worth every minute of sleep lost

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