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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Show me the ropes ladies, just started using the site but been a member a few month 
Rule 1) dont sau show me the ropes on a site like this you may get more than you bargain for "
Lol yes mistress what other rules are there? How do I get rid of the wierdos and be the guy that every women wants to be satisfied repeatedly by haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"rule 2 all photos must be right way round so that we dont get neck ache
My others are lol "
Well make sure they ALL are then.... And a little in your profile about what you are 'into' and what you can offer might be nice..... At the moment you only appear to offer a communal bath around 5pm every Saturday from October to April.......???????
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"you have to have either a tv remote or a deoderant can glued to your penis.
oh, and isnt cheeky meat a rump steak?
hmmmmm, rump steak.
im getting the oven on"
Haha the linx effect?? Or the linx erect?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"rule 4 you must flatter all women equally so none of them get jealous"
All women are beautiful and sexy in one way, many ways or another way, it's just never often enough get shown just how sexy they are, they might look sexy but to feel it is a completely different thing |
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"you have to have either a tv remote or a deoderant can glued to your penis.
oh, and isnt cheeky meat a rump steak?
hmmmmm, rump steak.
im getting the oven on
Haha the linx effect?? Or the linx erect?? "
neither.
why woud you put lynx on your steak? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"you have to have either a tv remote or a deoderant can glued to your penis.
oh, and isnt cheeky meat a rump steak?
hmmmmm, rump steak.
im getting the oven on
Haha the linx effect?? Or the linx erect??
neither.
Steaks gotta be raw!!!
why woud you put lynx on your steak?"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"oooh fresh cheeky meat is always the best sort 
steady you only been back two minutes lol
No no no lol don't steady anything!! Bring it on "
oooh did you just tell me to bring it on..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"oooh fresh cheeky meat is always the best sort
steady you only been back two minutes lol
No no no lol don't steady anything!! Bring it on
oooh did you just tell me to bring it on..... "
Not in my nature to back down |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Welcome Fresh cheeky meat!!
I'm hoping to break him in good and proper! hehe got my naughty head on now!!!
It looks like you might be in a queue  "
I'm first in it! lol, organising as we speak! hehe!!! |
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"Welcome Fresh cheeky meat!!
I'm hoping to break him in good and proper! hehe got my naughty head on now!!!
It looks like you might be in a queue "
Haha queue?? Don't be silly lol |
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"we need one of those machines like you get at the deli counter with your number on to wait your turn"
No way. I've waited over 25 years for the deli woman to shout "Who's for a 69"
I don't believe it's even included on the reel of tickets. |
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