Is it time for.....

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Mistletoe hung over ‘boobies / erect penis / vaginas’ pictures yet ?

Delete as applicable

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Due to Covid, mistletoe is banned in 2020 for the use of any shenanigans.

Thank you for your cooperation.

By *uriouscouple83Couple over a year ago

Worcester

"Due to Covid, mistletoe is banned in 2020 for the use of any shenanigans.

Thank you for your cooperation."

I wondered why there wasn’t any in the orchard this year. Thanks for clearing that little mystery up.

By *ervent_fervourMan over a year ago

Halifax

Unless it's wrapped around a pork pie.