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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I don’t mean distant, standoffish, I mean they can feel a draft through an atom size hole a mile away, they will inform you regularly they are freezing while they’re wrapped up in more layers than Joey in that episode of Friends where he put all of Chandlers clothes on. Meanwhile there’s still blokes walking around in shorts admittedly most of them are postman, I think it’s in the contract. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don’t mean distant, standoffish, I mean they can feel a draft through an atom size hole a mile away, they will inform you regularly they are freezing while they’re wrapped up in more layers than Joey in that episode of Friends where he put all of Chandlers clothes on. Meanwhile there’s still blokes walking around in shorts admittedly most of them are postman, I think it’s in the contract. "
Presumptuous of you again!
I prefer to be cooler so enjoy a slight draft  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don’t mean distant, standoffish, I mean they can feel a draft through an atom size hole a mile away, they will inform you regularly they are freezing while they’re wrapped up in more layers than Joey in that episode of Friends where he put all of Chandlers clothes on. Meanwhile there’s still blokes walking around in shorts admittedly most of them are postman, I think it’s in the contract.
Presumptuous of you again!
I prefer to be cooler so enjoy a slight draft "
Was presumptuous on your word of the day toilet roll ? |
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Ha no way in this house. Grew up in a house minus central heating, hate a warm house the air tastes funny to me. M gets up in the middle of the night to put more clothes on or put the heating on. And I'm still bare legged in skirts doing the school run at the moment  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My wife was an Aussie and she was cold if the temperature dropped below 25 degrees celcius. I'd bring her over to the UK every year and she'd be dressed for winter even in our Summer bless her  |
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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago
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"I don’t mean distant, standoffish, I mean they can feel a draft through an atom size hole a mile away, they will inform you regularly they are freezing while they’re wrapped up in more layers than Joey in that episode of Friends where he put all of Chandlers clothes on. Meanwhile there’s still blokes walking around in shorts admittedly most of them are postman, I think it’s in the contract. " yet the minuite you say christmas party they are waddling down the high street from bara to bar in heels and less material than a mars bar wrapper
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On average we have a higher core temperature and a lower metabolic rate.
Plus you’ve got to sit down to pee, doesn’t seem fair.
And take more of our pants off. Not fair when its cold! "
Bloody nightmare in a onesie  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My Nan always said,(Cold hands warm heart). Could be this???"
My Nan always said eat your broad beans other wise you’re not getting sticky toffee pudding. |
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"I don’t mean distant, standoffish, I mean they can feel a draft through an atom size hole a mile away, they will inform you regularly they are freezing while they’re wrapped up in more layers than Joey in that episode of Friends where he put all of Chandlers clothes on. Meanwhile there’s still blokes walking around in shorts admittedly most of them are postman, I think it’s in the contract. yet the minuite you say christmas party they are waddling down the high street from bara to bar in heels and less material than a mars bar wrapper "
Beer jackets are super warm though  |
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"On average we have a higher core temperature and a lower metabolic rate.
Plus you’ve got to sit down to pee, doesn’t seem fair.
And take more of our pants off. Not fair when its cold!
Bloody nightmare in a onesie "
Yep. Peeing totally starkers! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don’t mean distant, standoffish, I mean they can feel a draft through an atom size hole a mile away, they will inform you regularly they are freezing while they’re wrapped up in more layers than Joey in that episode of Friends where he put all of Chandlers clothes on. Meanwhile there’s still blokes walking around in shorts admittedly most of them are postman, I think it’s in the contract. yet the minuite you say christmas party they are waddling down the high street from bara to bar in heels and less material than a mars bar wrapper "
True dat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Because it's freezing
Also I've had to open windows as I dropped a bottle of white spirit on my kitchen floor
My whole flat stinks.
I want to book into a hotel for the night- a nice toasty warm one! |
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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago
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It's another term giving heads up that she needs warming up with some fantastic naughtiness to be taken advantage of
Mind you this does remind me of a ex and she was always cold until I got closer  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Apparently, a lot workplace thermostats are set based on a model developed in the ‘60’s, which takes into account only male metabolic rates, presumably because at the time there weren’t many women there to complain! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I always seem to be the warmest person around and everyone is cold. I'm like a radiator. Consequently I overheat quickly so hate the summers. I keep my bedroom windows open all year round and at night now my bedroom temperature is about 10 degrees centigrade. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don’t mean distant, standoffish, I mean they can feel a draft through an atom size hole a mile away, they will inform you regularly they are freezing while they’re wrapped up in more layers than Joey in that episode of Friends where he put all of Chandlers clothes on. Meanwhile there’s still blokes walking around in shorts admittedly most of them are postman, I think it’s in the contract. yet the minuite you say christmas party they are waddling down the high street from bara to bar in heels and less material than a mars bar wrapper "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m not. But I think I’m at “that”’age "
I used to be constantly warm but recently I’ve found I can’t warm up.
Though I’m still hesitant about putting the heating on  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck knows, but I'm freezing today.
I'm debating a vest. "
I wear a black Lacy thermal one without a bra in the winter if I am home alone - cosy and much more comfortable. Thin layers with a snug fitting skin layer is the answer. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In 1982 five top scientist gathered at Harvard to study this topic.
There findings concluded that it's due to sbichm syndrome.
(Surrounded by idiotic cold hearted men)
So the scientists invented wine and chocolate as a cure.
And everybody loved happily ever after x |
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"I don’t mean distant, standoffish, I mean they can feel a draft through an atom size hole a mile away, they will inform you regularly they are freezing while they’re wrapped up in more layers than Joey in that episode of Friends where he put all of Chandlers clothes on. Meanwhile there’s still blokes walking around in shorts admittedly most of them are postman, I think it’s in the contract. " wait till menopause
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"Ha no way in this house. Grew up in a house minus central heating, hate a warm house the air tastes funny to me. M gets up in the middle of the night to put more clothes on or put the heating on. And I'm still bare legged in skirts doing the school run at the moment "
I've been wearing sandals to go to nursery recently, and vest tops. I was that girl who went to school in ankle socks and a short skirt even in the snow  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wonder if women will ever find a temperature they are comfortable with, I hope so, but experts warn this is still along way off."
My ex used to get so annoyed at my constant 'temperature update '
Being the right temperature is important  |
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"Ha no way in this house. Grew up in a house minus central heating, hate a warm house the air tastes funny to me. M gets up in the middle of the night to put more clothes on or put the heating on. And I'm still bare legged in skirts doing the school run at the moment
I've been wearing sandals to go to nursery recently, and vest tops. I was that girl who went to school in ankle socks and a short skirt even in the snow "
Definitely was me too, I'll wear tights more often than not to cover the hairy legs lol |
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Im cold even in my vest and three extra layers. I need somewhere to warm up cold fingers always. I can feel a draught at my ankles writing this. House is like a colander  |
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"Ha no way in this house. Grew up in a house minus central heating, hate a warm house the air tastes funny to me. M gets up in the middle of the night to put more clothes on or put the heating on. And I'm still bare legged in skirts doing the school run at the moment
I've been wearing sandals to go to nursery recently, and vest tops. I was that girl who went to school in ankle socks and a short skirt even in the snow
Definitely was me too, I'll wear tights more often than not to cover the hairy legs lol "
Daughter is the same. She strips her jacket/coat off the second she's in the car, even if it's freezing in there. Weird child  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Im cold even in my vest and three extra layers. I need somewhere to warm up cold fingers always. I can feel a draught at my ankles writing this. House is like a colander "
Try closing your legs  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don’t mean distant, standoffish, I mean they can feel a draft through an atom size hole a mile away, they will inform you regularly they are freezing while they’re wrapped up in more layers than Joey in that episode of Friends where he put all of Chandlers clothes on. Meanwhile there’s still blokes walking around in shorts admittedly most of them are postman, I think it’s in the contract. "
Perhaps women use their brains more so more blood is diverted there |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In 1982 five top scientist gathered at Harvard to study this topic.
There findings concluded that it's due to sbichm syndrome.
(Surrounded by idiotic cold hearted men)
So the scientists invented wine and chocolate as a cure.
And everybody loved happily ever after x "
I love love. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I don’t mean distant, standoffish, I mean they can feel a draft through an atom size hole a mile away, they will inform you regularly they are freezing while they’re wrapped up in more layers than Joey in that episode of Friends where he put all of Chandlers clothes on. Meanwhile there’s still blokes walking around in shorts admittedly most of them are postman, I think it’s in the contract.
Perhaps women use their brains more so more blood is diverted there "
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"I don’t mean distant, standoffish, I mean they can feel a draft through an atom size hole a mile away, they will inform you regularly they are freezing while they’re wrapped up in more layers than Joey in that episode of Friends where he put all of Chandlers clothes on. Meanwhile there’s still blokes walking around in shorts admittedly most of them are postman, I think it’s in the contract. "
Asked my biology professor this years ago.
Poor circulation due to loosing blood once a month. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I don’t mean distant, standoffish, I mean they can feel a draft through an atom size hole a mile away, they will inform you regularly they are freezing while they’re wrapped up in more layers than Joey in that episode of Friends where he put all of Chandlers clothes on. Meanwhile there’s still blokes walking around in shorts admittedly most of them are postman, I think it’s in the contract.
Asked my biology professor this years ago.
Poor circulation due to loosing blood once a month. "
What was he called, Professor McScience ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Im cold even in my vest and three extra layers. I need somewhere to warm up cold fingers always. I can feel a draught at my ankles writing this. House is like a colander
Try closing your legs "
Ive got the sausage dog ready to stuff into the cracks |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Im cold even in my vest and three extra layers. I need somewhere to warm up cold fingers always. I can feel a draught at my ankles writing this. House is like a colander
Try closing your legs
Ive got the sausage dog ready to stuff into the cracks"
This is my new happy thought for bedtime  |
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"I don’t mean distant, standoffish, I mean they can feel a draft through an atom size hole a mile away, they will inform you regularly they are freezing while they’re wrapped up in more layers than Joey in that episode of Friends where he put all of Chandlers clothes on. Meanwhile there’s still blokes walking around in shorts admittedly most of them are postman, I think it’s in the contract.
Asked my biology professor this years ago.
Poor circulation due to loosing blood once a month.
What was he called, Professor McScience ?"
Professor McBullshit |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don’t mean distant, standoffish, I mean they can feel a draft through an atom size hole a mile away, they will inform you regularly they are freezing while they’re wrapped up in more layers than Joey in that episode of Friends where he put all of Chandlers clothes on. Meanwhile there’s still blokes walking around in shorts admittedly most of them are postman, I think it’s in the contract. "
"Hey, My names Chandler, could I be wearing anymore clothes right now."
Because we are secretly all serpents which means we are naturally cold blooded and need to lay in full sun on a rock to warm our blood.
Until that dreaded day when the thermostat goes wrong and we become a purple headed baboon and just sweat randomly fanning ourselves as we aren't in an apiary with someone to fan us as required.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I always seem to be the warmest person around and everyone is cold. I'm like a radiator. Consequently I overheat quickly so hate the summers. I keep my bedroom windows open all year round and at night now my bedroom temperature is about 10 degrees centigrade."
Sounds like me in my house too.....  |
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