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"Dark Chocolate
Lemon Drizzle
Coffee and Walnut
Yep I’d be in 
How about some walnut whips? I’ve always found them so sexy haha
Hate them  "
Ok ok They will be hidden away and only handed out discreetly with a secret handshake  |
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"Can I have a hot pudding with custard instead? 
I’ll have to run that past health and safety first! Hot custard can be deadly
I actually like a hot pudding with cold custard. "
Ok ok you can attend |
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"Me! Me! Me!
I want cake and sex!
I’ve just seen your latest video! Is that where you hide your cake?  "
I had to check which video it was then  No silly, that's where I hide fists
Cake wise, I'm easily pleased, just not coffee or toffee. Sex wise, I'm also easily(ish) pleased with lots of touch and variety, intensity and a sprinkle of pain  |
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"Me! Me! Me!
I want cake and sex!
I’ve just seen your latest video! Is that where you hide your cake?
I had to check which video it was then No silly, that's where I hide fists
Cake wise, I'm easily pleased, just not coffee or toffee. Sex wise, I'm also easily(ish) pleased with lots of touch and variety, intensity and a sprinkle of pain "
Ms Fab 2021 if this is accurate |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
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"Can I have a hot pudding with custard instead?
I’ll have to run that past health and safety first! Hot custard can be deadly
I actually like a hot pudding with cold custard.
Ok ok you can attend"
Thanks |
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"Can I have a hot pudding with custard instead?
I’ll have to run that past health and safety first! Hot custard can be deadly
I actually like a hot pudding with cold custard. "
I'm exactly the same!!! M reckons I'm mental |
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"Can I have a hot pudding with custard instead?
I’ll have to run that past health and safety first! Hot custard can be deadly
I actually like a hot pudding with cold custard.
Ok ok you can attend
Thanks "
In fact do you want to be the hostess? |
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"Can I have a hot pudding with custard instead?
I’ll have to run that past health and safety first! Hot custard can be deadly
I actually like a hot pudding with cold custard.
I'm exactly the same!!! M reckons I'm mental "
I like “mental” lol |
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"Can I have a hot pudding with custard instead?
I’ll have to run that past health and safety first! Hot custard can be deadly
I actually like a hot pudding with cold custard. "
Me too, mainly with an Apple tart or Crumble |
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"Can I have a hot pudding with custard instead?
I’ll have to run that past health and safety first! Hot custard can be deadly
I actually like a hot pudding with cold custard.
I'm exactly the same!!! M reckons I'm mental
I like “mental” lol"
There's mental and then there's me |
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"Can I have a hot pudding with custard instead?
I’ll have to run that past health and safety first! Hot custard can be deadly
I actually like a hot pudding with cold custard.
I'm exactly the same!!! M reckons I'm mental
I like “mental” lol
There's mental and then there's me "
Are you mental in bed? |
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"Can I have a hot pudding with custard instead?
I’ll have to run that past health and safety first! Hot custard can be deadly
I actually like a hot pudding with cold custard.
Ok ok you can attend
Thanks "
It’s always sad when one is two years adrift if your age preference |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I have a hot pudding with custard instead?
I’ll have to run that past health and safety first! Hot custard can be deadly
I actually like a hot pudding with cold custard.
I'm exactly the same!!! M reckons I'm mental
I like “mental” lol
There's mental and then there's me
Are you mental in bed?"
Oh she is!! |
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"Can I have a hot pudding with custard instead?
I’ll have to run that past health and safety first! Hot custard can be deadly
I actually like a hot pudding with cold custard.
I'm exactly the same!!! M reckons I'm mental
I like “mental” lol
There's mental and then there's me
Are you mental in bed?
Oh she is!! "
Waaa heat takes one to know one |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
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"Can I have a hot pudding with custard instead?
I’ll have to run that past health and safety first! Hot custard can be deadly
I actually like a hot pudding with cold custard.
I'm exactly the same!!! M reckons I'm mental "
It’s so nice!! Cooks the pudding down.
I could eat cold custard on its own |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
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"Can I have a hot pudding with custard instead?
I’ll have to run that past health and safety first! Hot custard can be deadly
I actually like a hot pudding with cold custard.
Ok ok you can attend
Thanks
In fact do you want to be the hostess? "
Oh yes..... I’ve not hosted a party for ages |
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"Can I have a hot pudding with custard instead?
I’ll have to run that past health and safety first! Hot custard can be deadly
I actually like a hot pudding with cold custard.
Ok ok you can attend
Thanks
In fact do you want to be the hostess?
Oh yes..... I’ve not hosted a party for ages "
Do you require paying? Haha |
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"Can I have a hot pudding with custard instead?
I’ll have to run that past health and safety first! Hot custard can be deadly
I actually like a hot pudding with cold custard.
I'm exactly the same!!! M reckons I'm mental
I like “mental” lol
There's mental and then there's me
Are you mental in bed?
Oh she is!!
Waaa heat takes one to know one "
Oh this is interesting |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I have a hot pudding with custard instead?
I’ll have to run that past health and safety first! Hot custard can be deadly
I actually like a hot pudding with cold custard.
I'm exactly the same!!! M reckons I'm mental
I like “mental” lol
There's mental and then there's me
Are you mental in bed?
Oh she is!!
Waaa heat takes one to know one "
Who me??  |
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"Can I have a hot pudding with custard instead?
I’ll have to run that past health and safety first! Hot custard can be deadly
I actually like a hot pudding with cold custard.
I'm exactly the same!!! M reckons I'm mental
I like “mental” lol
There's mental and then there's me
Are you mental in bed?
Oh she is!!
Waaa heat takes one to know one
Who me?? "
Are you a nature red head? () |
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"Can I have a hot pudding with custard instead?
I’ll have to run that past health and safety first! Hot custard can be deadly
I actually like a hot pudding with cold custard.
I'm exactly the same!!! M reckons I'm mental
It’s so nice!! Cooks the pudding down.
I could eat cold custard on its own "
Exactly else it's like lava in your mouth. It's a nice contrasts. And erm yeah I may occasionally eat cold custard from the fridge |
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"Can I have a hot pudding with custard instead?
I’ll have to run that past health and safety first! Hot custard can be deadly
I actually like a hot pudding with cold custard.
I'm exactly the same!!! M reckons I'm mental
I like “mental” lol
There's mental and then there's me
Are you mental in bed?
Oh she is!!
Waaa heat takes one to know one
Who me?? "
Yeah well we could try and pretend butter doesn't melt in our mouths, but our cover is blown now lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can I have a hot pudding with custard instead?
I’ll have to run that past health and safety first! Hot custard can be deadly
I actually like a hot pudding with cold custard.
I'm exactly the same!!! M reckons I'm mental
I like “mental” lol
There's mental and then there's me
Are you mental in bed?
Oh she is!!
Waaa heat takes one to know one
Who me??
Are you a nature red head? ()"
Nope, I'm naturally blondish. Why? |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
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"Can I have a hot pudding with custard instead?
I’ll have to run that past health and safety first! Hot custard can be deadly
I actually like a hot pudding with cold custard.
Ok ok you can attend
Thanks
In fact do you want to be the hostess?
Oh yes..... I’ve not hosted a party for ages
Do you require paying? Haha"
Errrrr of course. |
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"Can I have a hot pudding with custard instead?
I’ll have to run that past health and safety first! Hot custard can be deadly
I actually like a hot pudding with cold custard.
Ok ok you can attend
Thanks
In fact do you want to be the hostess?
Oh yes..... I’ve not hosted a party for ages
Do you require paying? Haha
Errrrr of course. "
In what currency? |
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"I'm at fitness class tonight so I must steer well clear of the cake.. But..... Did somebody mention SEX..... "
Hahaha
All the calories in cake can then be burned off by plenty of sex. Everyone wins surely? |
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over a year ago
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"I don’t like cake. Can I just come for the sex?
Not really.
I’d have to take you through the back door "
Oh god no. I’ll take the cake and i hate cake! |
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"I don’t like cake. Can I just come for the sex?
Not really.
I’d have to take you through the back door
Oh god no. I’ll take the cake and i hate cake! "
Front door no cake just great sex |
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"I don’t like cake. Can I just come for the sex?
Not really.
I’d have to take you through the back door
Oh god no. I’ll take the cake and i hate cake!
Front door no cake just great sex"
Sold |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
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"Can I have a hot pudding with custard instead?
I’ll have to run that past health and safety first! Hot custard can be deadly
I actually like a hot pudding with cold custard.
Ok ok you can attend
Thanks
In fact do you want to be the hostess?
Oh yes..... I’ve not hosted a party for ages
Do you require paying? Haha
Errrrr of course.
In what currency?"
Pink £ notes |
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"Can I have a hot pudding with custard instead?
I’ll have to run that past health and safety first! Hot custard can be deadly
I actually like a hot pudding with cold custard.
Ok ok you can attend
Thanks
In fact do you want to be the hostess?
Oh yes..... I’ve not hosted a party for ages
Do you require paying? Haha
Errrrr of course.
In what currency?
Pink £ notes "
Deal
When can you start?;) |
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"Can I just have the wake me up in the middle of the night because you just have-to-have-me sex please?
Ok but there’s no discounted ticket for “sex only” "
Thats ok, I make the best cakes anyway! |
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"Can I just have the wake me up in the middle of the night because you just have-to-have-me sex please?
Ok but there’s no discounted ticket for “sex only”
Thats ok, I make the best cakes anyway! "
I’ll put you on the guest list then |
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