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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
"I am serious...they will need to hunt this evil bugger...
A shark who tastes human blood is dangdrous
You have said before "
No I have not...the bugger needs cathing...
He will hunt surfers ..
Stay out of the water until the evil bugger is caught or you could be next.. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"I am serious...they will need to hunt this evil bugger...
A shark who tastes human blood is dangdrous
You have said before
No I have not...the bugger needs cathing...
He will hunt surfers ..
Stay out of the water until the evil bugger is caught or you could be next.."
No I'm going swimming in the ice |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"I am serious...they will need to hunt this evil bugger...
A shark who tastes human blood is dangdrous
You have said before
No I have not...the bugger needs cathing...
He will hunt surfers ..
Stay out of the water until the evil bugger is caught or you could be next.."
.the bugger doesn't need bathing hes hungry |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
"I am serious...they will need to hunt this evil bugger...
A shark who tastes human blood is dangdrous
You have said before
No I have not...the bugger needs cathing...
He will hunt surfers ..
Stay out of the water until the evil bugger is caught or you could be next..
No I'm going swimming in the ice "
Just stay safe |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"I am serious...they will need to hunt this evil bugger...
A shark who tastes human blood is dangdrous
You have said before
No I have not...the bugger needs bathing...
He will hunt surfers ..
Stay out of the water until the evil bugger is caught or you could be next.."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am serious...they will need to hunt this evil bugger...
A shark who tastes human blood is dangdrous
You have said before
No I have not...the bugger needs cathing...
He will hunt surfers ..
Stay out of the water until the evil bugger is caught or you could be next..
No I'm going swimming in the ice
Just stay safe "
Is it safe to use my bidet ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am serious...they will need to hunt this evil bugger...
A shark who tastes human blood is dangdrous"
I presume that your comment is intended as a joke? If it's not,and you're being serious, then you sir, are an idiot. There is no such thing as an "evil" animal. |
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"I am serious...they will need to hunt this evil bugger...
A shark who tastes human blood is dangdrous
You have said before
No I have not...the bugger needs cathing...
He will hunt surfers ..
Stay out of the water until the evil bugger is caught or you could be next..
No I'm going swimming in the ice
Just stay safe
Is it safe to use my bidet ? "
No. You’ll get bidet flu |
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"I am serious...they will need to hunt this evil bugger...
A shark who tastes human blood is dangdrous
You have said before
No I have not...the bugger needs cathing...
He will hunt surfers ..
Stay out of the water until the evil bugger is caught or you could be next..
No I'm going swimming in the ice
Just stay safe
Is it safe to use my bidet ? "
Definitely not. They might come up your pipes  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am serious...they will need to hunt this evil bugger...
A shark who tastes human blood is dangdrous"
Sharks aren't evil, its us humans who go into the waters they live in splashing about causing them to investigate.
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According to an Australian senate report I just scanned, Australia has reported approximately 55 deaths from shark attacks in the last 50 years (47 unprovoked).
According to Google (lazy), 1194 people died in Australia in road traffic related incidents in 2019.
Love sharks. Ban cars. |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
"I am serious...they will need to hunt this evil bugger...
A shark who tastes human blood is dangdrous
I presume that your comment is intended as a joke? If it's not,and you're being serious, then you sir, are an idiot. There is no such thing as an "evil" animal. "
There is.. the bugger attacked a surfer...the shark now has a taste for human blood.. if a dog attacks and draws human blood then he is put down.. same for sharks |
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"According to an Australian senate report I just scanned, Australia has reported approximately 55 deaths from shark attacks in the last 50 years (47 unprovoked).
According to Google (lazy), 1194 people died in Australia in road traffic related incidents in 2019.
Love sharks. Ban cars."
Drive sharks? Defo reduces climate change anyway...... |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
"As someone who spends most days on, in and underwater, I live by a quote "When you enter the ocean you enter the food chain .. not necessarily at the top" jacque yves cousteau "
This.. evil buggers |
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"According to an Australian senate report I just scanned, Australia has reported approximately 55 deaths from shark attacks in the last 50 years (47 unprovoked).
According to Google (lazy), 1194 people died in Australia in road traffic related incidents in 2019.
Love sharks. Ban cars.
Drive sharks? Defo reduces climate change anyway......"
Omg duh  the cool kids ride emus |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
"According to an Australian senate report I just scanned, Australia has reported approximately 55 deaths from shark attacks in the last 50 years (47 unprovoked).
According to Google (lazy), 1194 people died in Australia in road traffic related incidents in 2019.
Love sharks. Ban cars."
That's just the reported cases and many more not reported..
I guess the latest was a great white.. the most fearsome and evil of them all |
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By *cuk1999Man
over a year ago
Canary Islands |
"According to an Australian senate report I just scanned, Australia has reported approximately 55 deaths from shark attacks in the last 50 years"
And humams kill around 100 million sharks a year sadly mostly for shark fin ... Sharks have a bad rep .. it's humans who are evil killers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"More people are killed every year by cows than by sharks... So it’s the fields you really need to stay out of!.... Just pray cows don’t learn to swim"
Shit, only the other day I walked through a field full of cows, if only I had known I would have stayed in the water. |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
"According to an Australian senate report I just scanned, Australia has reported approximately 55 deaths from shark attacks in the last 50 years
And humams kill around 100 million sharks a year sadly mostly for shark fin ... Sharks have a bad rep .. it's humans who are evil killers "
To be fair.. shark fin soup is utterly delicious |
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"More people are killed every year by cows than by sharks... So it’s the fields you really need to stay out of!.... Just pray cows don’t learn to swim
Cows CAN swim "
Ffs... nobody give them a glider! |
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"I am serious...they will need to hunt this evil bugger...
A shark who tastes human blood is dangdrous
I presume that your comment is intended as a joke? If it's not,and you're being serious, then you sir, are an idiot. There is no such thing as an "evil" animal.
There is.. the bugger attacked a surfer...the shark now has a taste for human blood.. if a dog attacks and draws human blood then he is put down.. same for sharks"
If a human dressed up as dog food and lay in the dogs food bowl, I don't the dog would be put down.
The person would be told it was his own bloody fault.
Surfers enter the sharks hunting grounds and look like their food. What do you expect them to do?
Oh and 'a taste of human blood'? After a shark bites a human they usually let them go, as they don't actually want to eat them, they are after the nice juicy sealion. |
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"More people are killed every year by cows than by sharks... So it’s the fields you really need to stay out of!.... Just pray cows don’t learn to swim
Cows CAN swim
Ffs... nobody give them a glider!"
*Checks Google for evidence of cows flying, but finds only pigs*
We're safe!  |
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"More people are killed every year by cows than by sharks... So it’s the fields you really need to stay out of!.... Just pray cows don’t learn to swim
Cows CAN swim
Ffs... nobody give them a glider!
*Checks Google for evidence of cows flying, but finds only pigs*
We're safe! "
I’m taking no chances *searches Amazon for surface to air missile launchers*
*other arms dealers are available |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"According to an Australian senate report I just scanned, Australia has reported approximately 55 deaths from shark attacks in the last 50 years
And humams kill around 100 million sharks a year sadly mostly for shark fin ... Sharks have a bad rep .. it's humans who are evil killers
To be fair.. shark fin soup is utterly delicious "
You are a dick! |
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"More people are killed every year by cows than by sharks... So it’s the fields you really need to stay out of!.... Just pray cows don’t learn to swim
Cows CAN swim
Ffs... nobody give them a glider!
*Checks Google for evidence of cows flying, but finds only pigs*
We're safe! "
They don't need to fly. They can jump really high! Just ask the cat and the fiddle. |
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"More people are killed every year by cows than by sharks... So it’s the fields you really need to stay out of!.... Just pray cows don’t learn to swim
Cows CAN swim
Ffs... nobody give them a glider!
*Checks Google for evidence of cows flying, but finds only pigs*
We're safe!
I’m taking no chances *searches Amazon for surface to air missile launchers*
*other arms dealers are available "
ARGH! Stop making me laugh! The bed is shaking more than when Mr KC fucks me doggy style |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
There are choices in life...
Attack a surfer and you will be hunted, chased down and killed as an example to others.. the oceans are vast...the shallow waters are for us to swim and surf.. come into our waters and die.. we will stay out of yours |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
"According to an Australian senate report I just scanned, Australia has reported approximately 55 deaths from shark attacks in the last 50 years
And humams kill around 100 million sharks a year sadly mostly for shark fin ... Sharks have a bad rep .. it's humans who are evil killers
To be fair.. shark fin soup is utterly delicious
You are a dick! "
It honestly is.. I have eaten many times |
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"There are choices in life...
Attack a surfer and you will be hunted, chased down and killed as an example to others.. the oceans are vast...the shallow waters are for us to swim and surf.. come into our waters and die.. we will stay out of yours "
Except we don’t do we... as a species we invade every habitat there is... |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
"There are choices in life...
Attack a surfer and you will be hunted, chased down and killed as an example to others.. the oceans are vast...the shallow waters are for us to swim and surf.. come into our waters and die.. we will stay out of yours
Except we don’t do we... as a species we invade every habitat there is... "
And that is a bad thing why?
We are the top.prefator.. our planet |
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"There are choices in life...
Attack a surfer and you will be hunted, chased down and killed as an example to others.. the oceans are vast...the shallow waters are for us to swim and surf.. come into our waters and die.. we will stay out of yours
Except we don’t do we... as a species we invade every habitat there is...
And that is a bad thing why?
We are the top.prefator.. our planet "
Until we’ve destroyed it... |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
"There are choices in life...
Attack a surfer and you will be hunted, chased down and killed as an example to others.. the oceans are vast...the shallow waters are for us to swim and surf.. come into our waters and die.. we will stay out of yours
Except we don’t do we... as a species we invade every habitat there is...
And that is a bad thing why?
We are the top.prefator.. our planet
Until we’ve destroyed it..."
And ours to destroy..
The top predator |
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"There are choices in life...
Attack a surfer and you will be hunted, chased down and killed as an example to others.. the oceans are vast...the shallow waters are for us to swim and surf.. come into our waters and die.. we will stay out of yours "
Nope. Sharks hunt sealions in shallow waters.
If we fancy disguising ourselves as sealions and splash about in their waters, it's our own fault if we get bit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"easy really dont wana get chomped on by a shark stay the fuck out of its home
They have there homes in the deep.. we have ours in the shallows"
You have to get a bit deep for a good surf dude. Shark territory |
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"There are choices in life...
Attack a surfer and you will be hunted, chased down and killed as an example to others.. the oceans are vast...the shallow waters are for us to swim and surf.. come into our waters and die.. we will stay out of yours
Except we don’t do we... as a species we invade every habitat there is...
And that is a bad thing why?
We are the top.prefator.. our planet
Until we’ve destroyed it...
And ours to destroy..
The top predator "
Don’t be a complete moron |
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By *hickennchipsWoman
over a year ago
up above the streets and houses |
"According to an Australian senate report I just scanned, Australia has reported approximately 55 deaths from shark attacks in the last 50 years (47 unprovoked).
According to Google (lazy), 1194 people died in Australia in road traffic related incidents in 2019.
Love sharks. Ban cars."
1 attack a year? I’ll take my chances and get on that board! Sharks are beautiful creatures, not evil at all. They live in the sea which we invade  |
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By *hickennchipsWoman
over a year ago
up above the streets and houses |
"There's a lot of sheer peril that Australians have to face in order to get to the beach, Tom. Way worse than sharks. Spiders, snakes, bunyips, drop bears, drongos, and wombats for starters."
Kylie... |
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"I am serious...they will need to hunt this evil bugger...
A shark who tastes human blood is dangdrous
You have said before
No I have not...the bugger needs cathing...
He will hunt surfers ..
Stay out of the water until the evil bugger is caught or you could be next.."
Am I safe at the swimming pool? |
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"According to an Australian senate report I just scanned, Australia has reported approximately 55 deaths from shark attacks in the last 50 years (47 unprovoked).
According to Google (lazy), 1194 people died in Australia in road traffic related incidents in 2019.
Love sharks. Ban cars.
1 attack a year? I’ll take my chances and get on that board! Sharks are beautiful creatures, not evil at all. They live in the sea which we invade "
That's fatalities. About 20 attacks a year.
Still not a huge number. |
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"There are choices in life...
Attack a surfer and you will be hunted, chased down and killed as an example to others.. the oceans are vast...the shallow waters are for us to swim and surf.. come into our waters and die.. we will stay out of yours
Except we don’t do we... as a species we invade every habitat there is...
And that is a bad thing why?
We are the top.prefator.. our planet
Until we’ve destroyed it...
And ours to destroy..
The top predator "
Well obviously you aren't.
You sound scared shitless of sharks even though they pose almost zero threat to you. |
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"There's a lot of sheer peril that Australians have to face in order to get to the beach, Tom. Way worse than sharks. Spiders, snakes, bunyips, drop bears, drongos, and wombats for starters."
It's a miracle anyone survives there tbh. No wonder they come invading Manc |
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"I am serious...they will need to hunt this evil bugger...
A shark who tastes human blood is dangdrous
You have said before
No I have not...the bugger needs cathing...
He will hunt surfers ..
Stay out of the water until the evil bugger is caught or you could be next..
Am I safe at the swimming pool? "
Some of the Australian creepy crawlies swim |
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"There's a lot of sheer peril that Australians have to face in order to get to the beach, Tom. Way worse than sharks. Spiders, snakes, bunyips, drop bears, drongos, and wombats for starters.
Kylie... "
That dog cunt that hangs around Bunnings |
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"There's a lot of sheer peril that Australians have to face in order to get to the beach, Tom. Way worse than sharks. Spiders, snakes, bunyips, drop bears, drongos, and wombats for starters.
It's a miracle anyone survives there tbh. No wonder they come invading Manc "
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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago
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"According to an Australian senate report I just scanned, Australia has reported approximately 55 deaths from shark attacks in the last 50 years (47 unprovoked).
According to Google (lazy), 1194 people died in
Australia in road traffic related incidents in 2019.
Love sharks. Ban cars."
What about people kicked to death by donkeys? |
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"There's a lot of sheer peril that Australians have to face in order to get to the beach, Tom. Way worse than sharks. Spiders, snakes, bunyips, drop bears, drongos, and wombats for starters.
It's a miracle anyone survives there tbh. No wonder they come invading Manc
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Our native fauna can pack a punch too. Especially if they've been on the Stella  |
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"According to an Australian senate report I just scanned, Australia has reported approximately 55 deaths from shark attacks in the last 50 years (47 unprovoked).
According to Google (lazy), 1194 people died in Australia in road traffic related incidents in 2019.
Love sharks. Ban cars.
1 attack a year? I’ll take my chances and get on that board! Sharks are beautiful creatures, not evil at all. They live in the sea which we invade "
Have you seen that video about the lady who removes hooks from sharks?
After doing it, they lay their head on her lap and let her pet them like a big dog.
Now she's been doing it for a while, she's actually getting new sharks with hooks swimming up to her to get them removed. It's like they have communicated apart themselves and been told each other she can help.
Lovely creatures.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G8LmxwOgBhA |
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over a year ago
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"According to an Australian senate report I just scanned, Australia has reported approximately 55 deaths from shark attacks in the last 50 years (47 unprovoked).
According to Google (lazy), 1194 people died in Australia in road traffic related incidents in 2019.
Love sharks. Ban cars.
1 attack a year? I’ll take my chances and get on that board! Sharks are beautiful creatures, not evil at all. They live in the sea which we invade
Have you seen that video about the lady who removes hooks from sharks?
After doing it, they lay their head on her lap and let her pet them like a big dog.
Now she's been doing it for a while, she's actually getting new sharks with hooks swimming up to her to get them removed. It's like they have communicated apart themselves and been told each other she can help.
Lovely creatures.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G8LmxwOgBhA"
And on that note, we should end, made me feel all warm and happy!
Night folks xx |
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As an Aussie, I would have been more concerned with brown snakes, red backs, and hitting a roo on the road while on my beach then I would be with sharks.
I think your statistically twice as likely to win the Euromillions then get killed by a shark.  |
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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago
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"According to an Australian senate report I just scanned, Australia has reported approximately 55 deaths from shark attacks in the last 50 years (47 unprovoked).
According to Google (lazy), 1194 people died in Australia in road traffic related incidents in 2019.
Love sharks. Ban cars.
1 attack a year? I’ll take my chances and get on that board! Sharks are beautiful creatures, not evil at all. They live in the sea which we invade
Have you seen that video about the lady who removes hooks from sharks?
After doing it, they lay their head on her lap and let her pet them like a big dog.
Now she's been doing it for a while, she's actually getting new sharks with hooks swimming up to her to get them removed. It's like they have communicated apart themselves and been told each other she can help.
Lovely creatures.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G8LmxwOgBhA"
Amazing video, thanks for sharing |
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"As an Aussie, I would have been more concerned with brown snakes, red backs, and hitting a roo on the road while on my beach then I would be with sharks.
I think your statistically twice as likely to win the Euromillions then get killed by a shark. "
Absolutely agree |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"According to an Australian senate report I just scanned, Australia has reported approximately 55 deaths from shark attacks in the last 50 years (47 unprovoked).
According to Google (lazy), 1194 people died in Australia in road traffic related incidents in 2019.
Love sharks. Ban cars.
1 attack a year? I’ll take my chances and get on that board! Sharks are beautiful creatures, not evil at all. They live in the sea which we invade
Have you seen that video about the lady who removes hooks from sharks?
After doing it, they lay their head on her lap and let her pet them like a big dog.
Now she's been doing it for a while, she's actually getting new sharks with hooks swimming up to her to get them removed. It's like they have communicated apart themselves and been told each other she can help.
Lovely creatures.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G8LmxwOgBhA"
That’s unreal, sharks have told other sharks about the woman who removes hooks. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"According to an Australian senate report I just scanned, Australia has reported approximately 55 deaths from shark attacks in the last 50 years (47 unprovoked).
According to Google (lazy), 1194 people died in Australia in road traffic related incidents in 2019.
Love sharks. Ban cars.
1 attack a year? I’ll take my chances and get on that board! Sharks are beautiful creatures, not evil at all. They live in the sea which we invade
Have you seen that video about the lady who removes hooks from sharks?
After doing it, they lay their head on her lap and let her pet them like a big dog.
Now she's been doing it for a while, she's actually getting new sharks with hooks swimming up to her to get them removed. It's like they have communicated apart themselves and been told each other she can help.
Lovely creatures.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G8LmxwOgBhA
That’s unreal, sharks have told other sharks about the woman who removes hooks."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Another shark attack of a surfer in OZ today..
Stay out of the water guys "
Sharks attacking are simply due to the fact we are in their environment, yet as humans we think we own everything. Basically a shark bites to see if whatever it is biting at can be eaten. Unfortunately when you have a bite that consists of a few 1000lbs of pressure and razor sharp teeth a bite tends to cut people in half. Sharks actually prefer eating animals with a higher fat content as it sustains them for longer. Humans just get caught in the crossfire and are easy targets, as sharks investigate panic. Which due to the film jaws is what people do when they see a shark. |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
When a crocodile eats a human they hunt the evil bugger. Two reasons. To retrieve human remains. And because a croc who learns to hunt humans are dangerous.
No different with these monster sharks.. that's just my opinion but one that has served me well.. I will never learn to surf |
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"When a crocodile eats a human they hunt the evil bugger. Two reasons. To retrieve human remains. And because a croc who learns to hunt humans are dangerous.
No different with these monster sharks.. that's just my opinion but one that has served me well.. I will never learn to surf"
I'm never quite sure if some of your posts are tongue in cheek or serious, I'm hoping this is the former |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"When a crocodile eats a human they hunt the evil bugger. Two reasons. To retrieve human remains. And because a croc who learns to hunt humans are dangerous.
No different with these monster sharks.. that's just my opinion but one that has served me well.. I will never learn to surf"
So we have now jumped from sharks to crocodiles yes? |
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"When a crocodile eats a human they hunt the evil bugger. Two reasons. To retrieve human remains. And because a croc who learns to hunt humans are dangerous.
No different with these monster sharks.. that's just my opinion but one that has served me well.. I will never learn to surf"
ET you need to embrace your ancestry (or get treatement for hydrophobia). Not all your distant relatives that live in the water want to eat you ... Oh Ok, hippo vs shark which would win?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When a crocodile eats a human they hunt the evil bugger. Two reasons. To retrieve human remains. And because a croc who learns to hunt humans are dangerous.
No different with these monster sharks.. that's just my opinion but one that has served me well.. I will never learn to surf
I'm never quite sure if some of your posts are tongue in cheek or serious, I'm hoping this is the former "
As someone who witnessed a fatal shark attack just a few yards from my son, I find nothing tounge in cheek abouy any of these posts - shark attacks are fucking horrific and leave physical and mental scars beyond belief.
I will also insist sharks aren't evil, and I'd feel the same way if my son had been taken that day. Sharks are top of the food chain in the ocean, not humans. |
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"When a crocodile eats a human they hunt the evil bugger. Two reasons. To retrieve human remains. And because a croc who learns to hunt humans are dangerous.
No different with these monster sharks.. that's just my opinion but one that has served me well.. I will never learn to surf
So we have now jumped from sharks to crocodiles yes?"
I don't think we've jumped the shark yet |
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"As someone who spends most days on, in and underwater, I live by a quote "When you enter the ocean you enter the food chain .. not necessarily at the top" jacque yves cousteau "
Great quote |
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"When a crocodile eats a human they hunt the evil bugger. Two reasons. To retrieve human remains. And because a croc who learns to hunt humans are dangerous.
No different with these monster sharks.. that's just my opinion but one that has served me well.. I will never learn to surf"
When you have seen crocodiles bite the hands of the guy that’s feeding them then you can understand what you are on about. And crocodiles are opportunist hunters, so they will snatch any unsuspecting prey from a riverbank (usually bathers).
Sharks on the other hand, I have seen people feeding bull sharks in waist deep water sardines and tuna out of their hands. The sharks could easily eat the person feeding them and are one of the most aggressive types of shark? But don’t. Hardly evil. Like I said their senses make them go for a panicking animal and they can detect a heart beat in water. The guy that feeds them meditates and stays calm and they leave him alone. As they are always on the lookout for splashing at the surface of water, which is why seabirds are taken a lot. |
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I know this has already been said but when you consider that last year there were 10 confirmed human deaths due to shark attacks and approximately 100 Million Sharks killed by humans per year, it goes to show which race is the evil one |
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Sharks naturally pursue surfboards, because the action of paddling for a wave, mimics seals. It usually occurs early evening, but you know them sharks, they eat when they want.
Unsure what this public shark announcement is about, but the uk public are probably safe, this time of year, unless the sharks got a wetsuit on, he bought in the covid sales. |
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"That's precisely the reason I will never visit Oz. It's dangerous in the sea and it's dangerous on the land. I may get eaten by sharks one day but that will only be if the plane crashes..
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If your plane is crashing I think sharks are the least of your worries |
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"That's precisely the reason I will never visit Oz. It's dangerous in the sea and it's dangerous on the land. I may get eaten by sharks one day but that will only be if the plane crashes..
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People force children to live in Australia. It's terrible |
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"That's precisely the reason I will never visit Oz. It's dangerous in the sea and it's dangerous on the land. I may get eaten by sharks one day but that will only be if the plane crashes..
People force children to live in Australia. It's terrible "
Don’t worry... you’ve escaped now! |
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"That's precisely the reason I will never visit Oz. It's dangerous in the sea and it's dangerous on the land. I may get eaten by sharks one day but that will only be if the plane crashes..
People force children to live in Australia. It's terrible
Don’t worry... you’ve escaped now!"
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Nothing unprovoked if people are swimming where sharks eat.
If I decided to run around the African plains where lion's fed , there's a fair chance I'd get eat.
People would call me an idiot for doing so, rightfully so. |
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"Another reported in the West Indies...are they on the rise?
64 unprovoked attacks this year.."
Unprovoked, where were the sharks walking down the high street ?! |
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"I think we’re ok in the UK Tom.
Few years ago, we had a great white shark 40 minutes from our coast. Wait till global warming takes effect, they will be all over the coast  "
Taking our jobs and shaggin our birds.
Fucking sharks |
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"Nothing unprovoked if people are swimming where sharks eat.
If I decided to run around the African plains where lion's fed , there's a fair chance I'd get eat.
People would call me an idiot for doing so, rightfully so."
It is not me saying that there were 64 unprovoked attacks this year.. it is the World Shark Bite Index that investigates all known shark attacks.. they are placed in categories including unprovoked, provoked, false claims etc.
Unprovoked is pretty much when your minding your own business..
Provoked can be when your trying to interact or touch them..
Add them all and there are many more cases than 64....
No wonder there are shark nets off the South Africa beach |
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"Nothing unprovoked if people are swimming where sharks eat.
If I decided to run around the African plains where lion's fed , there's a fair chance I'd get eat.
People would call me an idiot for doing so, rightfully so.
It is not me saying that there were 64 unprovoked attacks this year.. it is the World Shark Bite Index that investigates all known shark attacks.. they are placed in categories including unprovoked, provoked, false claims etc.
Unprovoked is pretty much when your minding your own business..
Provoked can be when your trying to interact or touch them..
Add them all and there are many more cases than 64....
No wonder there are shark nets off the South Africa beach"
If you’re in the water, whistling, just browsing, are sharks supposed to tell that person is minding his own business and expected to leave them alone ?! |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
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"I am serious...they will need to hunt this evil bugger...
A shark who tastes human blood is dangdrous"
Not evil! It's just doing what a shark does... It's a prehistoric creature designed to attack and kill in order to servive.
There's a theory that a surf board viewed from below can (to a shark) appear to be the silhouette of a deal so all the shark is doing is hunting for food, it's not a crazed serial killer; that what humans do.
This shark isn't coming onto the land (the domain of Land creatures such as us) it's staying in the sea and we (Land creatures) are going into it's domain.
If you stick your hand in a fire, expect to get burnt. If you swim in a sea full of sharks...
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"I am serious...they will need to hunt this evil bugger...
A shark who tastes human blood is dangdrous
You have said before
No I have not...the bugger needs cathing...
He will hunt surfers ..
Stay out of the water until the evil bugger is caught or you could be next..
Am I safe at the swimming pool?
Some of the Australian creepy crawlies swim "
Not so bad here in NZ, although a local sealion did take a liking to my outdoor pool a couple of years back. |
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Tom, Tom, Tom,tom,tom,tom,tom,tom,tom,tom, Jaws theme? |
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"I am serious...they will need to hunt this evil bugger...
A shark who tastes human blood is dangdrous
You have said before
Wrong before and wrong now. "
Definitely, shark attacks and deaths worldwide are average less than 10 per year! |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
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"I am serious...they will need to hunt this evil bugger...
A shark who tastes human blood is dangdrous
You have said before
Wrong before and wrong now.
Definitely, shark attacks and deaths worldwide are average less than 10 per year!"
64 unprovoked this year.. many more provoked.. |
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"I think fabs need to rethink about the verification process
Yes..those without verifications ... "
No sharks in Essex Tom, nothing to give you sleepless nights over.... except the deadly Romford Chupacabra... |
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"I think we’re ok in the UK Tom.
Few years ago, we had a great white shark 40 minutes from our coast. Wait till global warming takes effect, they will be all over the coast
Taking our jobs and shaggin our birds.
Fucking sharks"
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"I am serious...they will need to hunt this evil bugger...
A shark who tastes human blood is dangdrous
You have said before
Wrong before and wrong now.
Definitely, shark attacks and deaths worldwide are average less than 10 per year!
64 unprovoked this year.. many more provoked.. "
Are you wanting to tread statistics about unbelievably and strange deaths? |
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