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over a year ago
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No not for me - so no 'you're posting in the wrong place' malarkey thanks!
Ever wish you'd actually taken someone's advice instead of ignoring it?
Or wish someone had listened to advice you'd given them?
For example - given that Mr Gary Glitter smoked so much - you'd think he'd have heeded those wise words in the side of a matchbox!
"Keep away from children"
Cant say you weren't warned Gary!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No not for me - so no 'you're posting in the wrong place' malarkey thanks!
Ever wish you'd actually taken someone's advice instead of ignoring it?
Or wish someone had listened to advice you'd given them?
For example - given that Mr Gary Glitter smoked so much - you'd think he'd have heeded those wise words in the side of a matchbox!
"Keep away from children"
Cant say you weren't warned Gary!! "
thats clever and funny  |
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"every time somebody says don't touch that 'it's hot'
every bloody time....."
A lesson I learnt only so well during a curry binge last month!
So good on the way down - but was singing Jonny Cash the next day whilst getting up close and personal with some expensive aloe vera infused loo roll!  |
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"i havent listened to a U2 song since i read a notice that said 'keep away from the edge'"
Ooh - good one!
I stopped shopping in a certain shop when I lived in London as every time I got on the tube there was a sign saying "Mind the Gap" !!! |
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"i havent listened to a U2 song since i read a notice that said 'keep away from the edge'
Ooh - good one!
I stopped shopping in a certain shop when I lived in London as every time I got on the tube there was a sign saying "Mind the Gap" !!! "
i stopped drinking tea, as i once got coffee and was told it was hot.
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"every time somebody says don't touch that 'it's hot'
every bloody time.....
A lesson I learnt only so well during a curry binge last month!
So good on the way down - but was singing Jonny Cash the next day whilst getting up close and personal with some expensive aloe vera infused loo roll! "
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"every time somebody says don't touch that 'it's hot'
every bloody time.....
A lesson I learnt only so well during a curry binge last month!
So good on the way down - but was singing Jonny Cash the next day whilst getting up close and personal with some expensive aloe vera infused loo roll!
Thanks for sharing! "
After Johnny Cash, he'd moved onto "Relight My Fire"...
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