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over a year ago
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"A mixture of all of this "
The trick is how to stop Lily messaging you back, she will message and message until you break and before you know it she is bouncing on top of you with your willy up her bum. She is a real pest, drop her a message  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Actually reply to guys on here? Or do they just read/delete your messages then just moan on there profile about men lol"
Every single one of them replies to me.....must be the messages you send out? Try sending a dick....works for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A mixture of all of this
The trick is how to stop Lily messaging you back, she will message and message until you break and before you know it she is bouncing on top of you with your willy up her bum. She is a real pest, drop her a message "
Thanks hun!
Next time it's my turn to put my willy up your bum  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Depends on the time of the month and the sun needs to be at the highest point in the sky, approx 14:37
I'm in a good mood, might still not reply to a message mind |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A mixture of all of this
The trick is how to stop Lily messaging you back, she will message and message until you break and before you know it she is bouncing on top of you with your willy up her bum. She is a real pest, drop her a message
Thanks hun!
Next time it's my turn to put my willy up your bum "
If it wasn't yours last time then who's willy was it? Gotta start leaving the bloody light on  |
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"Actually reply to guys on here? Or do they just read/delete your messages then just moan on there profile about men lol"
Do men read the jolly polite replies that couples send to their PMs, or do they just moan on the forums? Asking for a friend  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A mixture of all of this
The trick is how to stop Lily messaging you back, she will message and message until you break and before you know it she is bouncing on top of you with your willy up her bum. She is a real pest, drop her a message
Thanks hun!
Next time it's my turn to put my willy up your bum
If it wasn't yours last time then who's willy was it? Gotta start leaving the bloody light on "
No, it's more fun if you don't know who! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I rarely message anyone anymore... I've only messaged 2 people this year purely on the basis of warning them/friendly advice about stuff they've posted on statuses or their profile that could get them into trouble... even then they still delete/block even though you're helping them from possible bans and stuff like that.
Forums on the other hand I've gotten involved with because they're fun and amusing... cant get that with anyone elsewhere. |
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"I spin the message wheel of fortune and if it lands on "flobberknocker" that's my cue to reply
You told me it was "gibbertyflange" no wonder you never answer me  "
That was last week, my G fell off so I had to make a new one  |
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"Actually reply to guys on here? Or do they just read/delete your messages then just moan on there profile about men lol"
I must reply to over 40+ messages each day so get annoyed when folk presume i don't. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sometimes she asks me to check her tinder. Any reply or whatever. Guys are twats.
“I’ll ruin you”
“Wanna fuck”
“I hope your pushy is bare. If not you’d beast shave”
Three examples of first messages.
On fab I used to reply to everyone *shyly looks at current 155unread* o_O And I have/had a process. “Thanks for the message. But not for us. Happy Hunting” wait until you read it. Saw we were polite and then blocked your profile as that’s just easier for everyone. If I’m on anyone’s profile and its not relevant, I’ll block them.
That process is taht quick especially on here.
Some guys blocked us, ignored us or thanked us. Most didnt. Most would respond with “well you can just leave the lights of and she’ll never see me” or “this is a sex app and the she (ignoring me totally) shouldn’t be on there if she wasn’t going to put up”.
Or the other one being “but why not? I got your criteria”. Fellow men. Criteria is just that. If I said to you I’m looking for a car, it must be red, 4 wheels and 5 doors 100 of you could recommend different cars, but I may only like a few. Granted I’d also have 500 other recommendations for vehicles that weren’t cars, have 4 wheels or red *insert random ongoing race, height or weight forum request joke here”.
So I’m the end. As like most people. Men can’t message us. Not everyone was like that. Just most. |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
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"I spin the message wheel of fortune and if it lands on "flobberknocker" that's my cue to reply
You told me it was "gibbertyflange" no wonder you never answer me
That was last week, my G fell off so I had to make a new one "
Must have missed the memo...I even did the secret door knock and stood on one leg with my best knickers on my head saying "wibble" and still no answer |
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"Actually reply to guys on here? Or do they just read/delete your messages then just moan on there profile about men lol
I must reply to over 40+ messages each day so get annoyed when folk presume i don't."
We replied to the OP when he messaged us, Bluebell. But moaning is a better sport than improving the quality of the message, eh? |
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"I spin the message wheel of fortune and if it lands on "flobberknocker" that's my cue to reply
You told me it was "gibbertyflange" no wonder you never answer me
That was last week, my G fell off so I had to make a new one
Must have missed the memo...I even did the secret door knock and stood on one leg with my best knickers on my head saying "wibble" and still no answer "
I must have been having a bad poo. Half in, half out and wedged but too girthy to chop in half with my balloon knot gripper muscles. |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"I spin the message wheel of fortune and if it lands on "flobberknocker" that's my cue to reply
You told me it was "gibbertyflange" no wonder you never answer me
That was last week, my G fell off so I had to make a new one
Must have missed the memo...I even did the secret door knock and stood on one leg with my best knickers on my head saying "wibble" and still no answer
I must have been having a bad poo. Half in, half out and wedged but too girthy to chop in half with my balloon knot gripper muscles."
A good pair of scissors kept by the toilet is what you need for such emergencies |
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"I spin the message wheel of fortune and if it lands on "flobberknocker" that's my cue to reply
You told me it was "gibbertyflange" no wonder you never answer me
That was last week, my G fell off so I had to make a new one
Must have missed the memo...I even did the secret door knock and stood on one leg with my best knickers on my head saying "wibble" and still no answer
I must have been having a bad poo. Half in, half out and wedged but too girthy to chop in half with my balloon knot gripper muscles.
A good pair of scissors kept by the toilet is what you need for such emergencies "
Garden fucking shears |
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