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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about anything you want. Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try. Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

First?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mememe i wannaa be first face

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mememe i wannaa be first face"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mememe i wannaa be first face

Ohhhhhhh maaaaaaannnnnnnn

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mememe i wannaa be first face

Ohhhhhhh maaaaaaannnnnnnn

I'll send you a dick pic to make up for it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eeeeeeeeeeevening Erect

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By *ouis CyphreMan over a year ago

The Midlands

An unrespectful 3rd

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"First?"

First. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cindi. Congratulations! ¹stface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Noswaith da Jim , i hope you had a splendid day dear chap smilyface enfys smilieface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mememe i wannaa be first face"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Midnight. You can't always get what you want.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mememe i wannaa be first face

Ohhhhhhh maaaaaaannnnnnnn

I'll send you a dick pic to make up for it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mememe i wannaa be first face

Ohhhhhhh maaaaaaannnnnnnn

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"First?

First. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cindi. Congratulations! ¹stface"

Evening Jim

Hope you are well

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Eeeeeeeeeeevening Erect

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sam Tender. Have you got an Advent calendar?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Damn. I was too busy writing PMs en español

Has been a bonkers day of work, Jim. So much so, I think my brain has melted and become a mush. I was crap at Uni Challenge tonight (we only got 85 but we usually get nearer 120). Terrible

Oh, and we bought a webcam to trial Hyflexing (don't ask) and collected a Christmas present. What kind of toy shop fails to put a brightly coloured board game inside another form of opaque packaging?! Had to smuggle a Hungry Hippos game into the car, wedged between my knees while a 3yo was sat in it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mememe i wannaa be first face

Ohhhhhhh maaaaaaannnnnnnn

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"An unrespectful 3rd

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Louis. You ain't never gonna be respectable. I'm not sure about ³rd, let's not dwell on it.

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Evening Jim. Evening everyone x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Noswaith da Jim , i hope you had a splendid day dear chap smilyface enfys smilieface

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Taff. It was a good day. I made a lady from Liverpool laugh. How was your day?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"First?

First. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cindi. Congratulations! ¹stface

Evening Jim

Hope you are well

I'm alright. How are youuuuuuuuuu?

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By *eeBee67Man over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Evening all.

Chilling in a hotel room watching Magnificent 7 remake.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Noswaith da Jim , i hope you had a splendid day dear chap smilyface enfys smilieface

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Taff. It was a good day. I made a lady from Liverpool laugh. How was your day? "

Was she your long haired lover?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good evening Jim

Good evening everyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Damn. I was too busy writing PMs en español

Has been a bonkers day of work, Jim. So much so, I think my brain has melted and become a mush. I was crap at Uni Challenge tonight (we only got 85 but we usually get nearer 120). Terrible

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. I hope your mind isn't still melting. I'd be happy to score five points at University Challenge.

Erm, I know you said don't ask. What's hyflexing? Showing off your biceps on the 20th of April?

That's terrible toy shop customer service.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mememe i wannaa be first face

Ohhhhhhh maaaaaaannnnnnnn

I'm going to send you some pics.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim. Evening everyone x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sensual. It's good to see you. How are you doing?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"First?

First. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cindi. Congratulations! ¹stface

Evening Jim

Hope you are well

I'm alright. How are youuuuuuuuuu?"

I'm great thanks Jim.

It's been a good day today

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all.

Chilling in a hotel room watching Magnificent 7 remake."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, TeeBee. I like your Christmas tree. Enjoy the 7 in your hotel room.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Eeeeeeeeeeevening Erect

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sam Tender. Have you got an Advent calendar?"

Yes Erect, of course I have an advent calendar.

It’s home made and contains delicious Lindt chocolate balls

Are you enjoying yours?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Noswaith da Jim , i hope you had a splendid day dear chap smilyface enfys smilieface

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Taff. It was a good day. I made a lady from Liverpool laugh. How was your day?

Was she your long haired lover?

Not yet, but I think she might be.

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By *eeBee67Man over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"Evening all.

Chilling in a hotel room watching Magnificent 7 remake.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, TeeBee. I like your Christmas tree. Enjoy the 7 in your hotel room."

Too many beards n guns to make it a fun hotel room 7.

It is nice for ones festive erections to be appreciated

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By *uriouscouple83Couple over a year ago

Worcester

Good evening Jim, how are you this chilly evening? Are you planning on wearing socks to bed?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim

Good evening everyone

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bluebelle, mademoiselle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"First?

First. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cindi. Congratulations! ¹stface

Evening Jim

Hope you are well

I'm alright. How are youuuuuuuuuu?

I'm great thanks Jim.

It's been a good day today

Excellent news. Smileyface

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

Hello my darlings

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

36th

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Eeeeeeeeeeevening Erect

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sam Tender. Have you got an Advent calendar?

Yes Erect, of course I have an advent calendar.

It’s home made and contains delicious Lindt chocolate balls

Are you enjoying yours?"

Beautiful. You don't look like a man that messes around in December.

I most certainly am. It's an absolute Advent pleasure.

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By *ouis CyphreMan over a year ago

The Midlands

"An unrespectful 3rd

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Louis. You ain't never gonna be respectable. I'm not sure about ³rd, let's not dwell on it. "

Good evening Jim. It's nice to be back.....

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"Evening Jim. Evening everyone x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sensual. It's good to see you. How are you doing?"

I'm good mate, looking forward to Christmas. How are you? Good I hope

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Damn. I was too busy writing PMs en español

Has been a bonkers day of work, Jim. So much so, I think my brain has melted and become a mush. I was crap at Uni Challenge tonight (we only got 85 but we usually get nearer 120). Terrible

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. I hope your mind isn't still melting. I'd be happy to score five points at University Challenge.

Erm, I know you said don't ask. What's hyflexing? Showing off your biceps on the 20th of April?

That's terrible toy shop customer service."

Hyflexing is the art (because it's definitely not a fucking science) of getting students in other countries to join live face to face lessons being taught in the physical classroom in Manchester. It's also a technological minefield and probably going to be a disaster. But my colleague and I have bought some experimental equipment and we're setting out on a voyage of discovery on Wednesday. I'm hoping Hyflex will solve the Latin American Problem

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Noswaith da Jim , i hope you had a splendid day dear chap smilyface enfys smilieface

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Taff. It was a good day. I made a lady from Liverpool laugh. How was your day?

Was she your long haired lover?

Not yet, but I think she might be."

WhatsApp incoming

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all.

Chilling in a hotel room watching Magnificent 7 remake.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, TeeBee. I like your Christmas tree. Enjoy the 7 in your hotel room.

Too many beards n guns to make it a fun hotel room 7.

It is nice for ones festive erections to be appreciated

I see.

You can say that again.

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By *eeBee67Man over a year ago

Masked and Distant

The Latin American problem?

Careful you will blow your CIA cover

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Voddy just came up on my predictive text. Ah.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Voddy just came up on my predictive text. Ah. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim, how are you this chilly evening? Are you planning on wearing socks to bed? "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeevening, CC. I'm not too bad. It's like you know me. I will be wearing socks in bed later. How are things with you? How's Worcester?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello my darlings

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie, darling.

Where have you been?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"36th

Yes, mate! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr Mystique. As always, I like your style.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"An unrespectful 3rd

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Louis. You ain't never gonna be respectable. I'm not sure about ³rd, let's not dwell on it.

Good evening Jim. It's nice to be back.....

Are you ready for Santa's sack?

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"Hello my darlings

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie, darling.

Where have you been?"

I’ve been frozen. I’ve only just thawed to say good evening. I am one chilly bean. I’m wearing gloves in bed. Still no news on the winter duvet. My toes are chilly!

Are you well?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Noswaith da Jim , i hope you had a splendid day dear chap smilyface enfys smilieface

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Taff. It was a good day. I made a lady from Liverpool laugh. How was your day? "
oh thats rather jolly

Its been a good day here dear chap , lots of painting done and a splendid wander too

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim. Evening everyone x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sensual. It's good to see you. How are you doing?

I'm good mate, looking forward to Christmas. How are you? Good I hope "

That's a good thing. I'm okay and I'm looking forward to the saviour's day. Cliffface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have your marketing department let you down today Jimsponserface?

Evening all.

I am using my blue hand companion this evening

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

Good Eeeevening Jim.

I trust you've had a good day.

I organised for 3 Electricians to come in today at intervals to quote for work to be done here at home.

Two failed to show up! The third decided to ring me with a quote but without any on site visual inspection!

Makes you wonder how some people succeed in business?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"The Latin American problem?

Careful you will blow your CIA cover

This is the problem. So......

If it's +8 in Beijing, +9 in Seoul, +3 in Moscow, +6 in Almaty but -5 in Quito and Lima, what time do you start a timetable that has to be delivered by staff who work between 8am and 5 or 6pm GMT?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Damn. I was too busy writing PMs en español

Has been a bonkers day of work, Jim. So much so, I think my brain has melted and become a mush. I was crap at Uni Challenge tonight (we only got 85 but we usually get nearer 120). Terrible

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. I hope your mind isn't still melting. I'd be happy to score five points at University Challenge.

Erm, I know you said don't ask. What's hyflexing? Showing off your biceps on the 20th of April?

That's terrible toy shop customer service.

I hope you solve the Latin American problem.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The Latin American problem?

Careful you will blow your CIA cover

It's too late. I've just given myself a Carole King earworm, which is no bad thing.

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By *luebell888Woman over a year ago

Glasgowish

At work again.x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello my darlings

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie, darling.

Where have you been?

I’ve been frozen. I’ve only just thawed to say good evening. I am one chilly bean. I’m wearing gloves in bed. Still no news on the winter duvet. My toes are chilly!

Are you well? "

Oh crikey. It's gone cold again. Duvet know that it's cold? Duvet, do they. It's a duvet joke. I'm wearing socks in bed tonight.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Duvet!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Noswaith da Jim , i hope you had a splendid day dear chap smilyface enfys smilieface

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Taff. It was a good day. I made a lady from Liverpool laugh. How was your day? oh thats rather jolly

Its been a good day here dear chap , lots of painting done and a splendid wander too

Nice work. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Jamie, I am well, thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Have your marketing department let you down today Jimsponserface?

Evening all.

I am using my blue hand companion this evening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. I thought I'd keep things simple tonight.

Uh-oh. Did you wave your blue hand at Stamford Bridge?

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"Hello my darlings

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie, darling.

Where have you been?

I’ve been frozen. I’ve only just thawed to say good evening. I am one chilly bean. I’m wearing gloves in bed. Still no news on the winter duvet. My toes are chilly!

Are you well?

Oh crikey. It's gone cold again. Duvet know that it's cold? Duvet, do they. It's a duvet joke. I'm wearing socks in bed tonight."

Oh, Jim. You know i love a pun.

I have naked feet again. I like having foot freedom. If I lose a toe to frostbite, I’ll fit into pointy shoes better so I’m prepared to lose a toe. It’s not ideal, but I will make the most of it.

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"Jamie, I am well, thank you. "

Thank goodness

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

I wondered if there was a connection between Jamie's night gloves and Hope's blue hand........

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good Eeeevening Jim.

I trust you've had a good day.

I organised for 3 Electricians to come in today at intervals to quote for work to be done here at home.

Two failed to show up! The third decided to ring me with a quote but without any on site visual inspection!

Makes you wonder how some people succeed in business?"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. Today ³ wasn't the magic number. That's shoddy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"At work again.x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bluebell. You're always at work. I like the way you work it. x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have your marketing department let you down today Jimsponserface?

Evening all.

I am using my blue hand companion this evening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. I thought I'd keep things simple tonight.

Uh-oh. Did you wave your blue hand at Stamford Bridge?"

I had my gloves on at SB as it was a little chilly.

I don't think they would let me take my blue hand in. I would hate it to be confiscated.

Maybe I could try tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello my darlings

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie, darling.

Where have you been?

I’ve been frozen. I’ve only just thawed to say good evening. I am one chilly bean. I’m wearing gloves in bed. Still no news on the winter duvet. My toes are chilly!

Are you well?

Oh crikey. It's gone cold again. Duvet know that it's cold? Duvet, do they. It's a duvet joke. I'm wearing socks in bed tonight.

Oh, Jim. You know i love a pun.

I like how adaptable you are.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jamie, I am well, thank you.

Thank goodness "

I didn't want to leave you hanging.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Have your marketing department let you down today Jimsponserface?

Evening all.

I am using my blue hand companion this evening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. I thought I'd keep things simple tonight.

Uh-oh. Did you wave your blue hand at Stamford Bridge?

I had my gloves on at SB as it was a little chilly.

I don't think they would let me take my blue hand in. I would hate it to be confiscated.

Maybe I could try tomorrow

You're going again?!

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"Hello my darlings

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie, darling.

Where have you been?

I’ve been frozen. I’ve only just thawed to say good evening. I am one chilly bean. I’m wearing gloves in bed. Still no news on the winter duvet. My toes are chilly!

Are you well?

Oh crikey. It's gone cold again. Duvet know that it's cold? Duvet, do they. It's a duvet joke. I'm wearing socks in bed tonight.

Oh, Jim. You know i love a pun.

I like how adaptable you are."

Improvise, adapt and overcome, Jim. Improvise, adapt and overcome.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I wonder, what is Carole King's favourite Christmas Carol?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have your marketing department let you down today Jimsponserface?

Evening all.

I am using my blue hand companion this evening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. I thought I'd keep things simple tonight.

Uh-oh. Did you wave your blue hand at Stamford Bridge?

I had my gloves on at SB as it was a little chilly.

I don't think they would let me take my blue hand in. I would hate it to be confiscated.

Maybe I could try tomorrow

You're going again?!"

I am indeed

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By *uriouscouple83Couple over a year ago

Worcester

"Good evening Jim, how are you this chilly evening? Are you planning on wearing socks to bed?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeevening, CC. I'm not too bad. It's like you know me. I will be wearing socks in bed later. How are things with you? How's Worcester?"

Worcester is foggy and cold but we have snuggled in bed, one with bed socks, one without.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I wonder, what is Carole King's favourite Christmas Carol?"

We Three Kings?

The Calypso Carol?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wonder, what is Carole King's favourite Christmas Carol?"

Good King Wenceslas

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Good evening Jim, how are you this chilly evening? Are you planning on wearing socks to bed?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeevening, CC. I'm not too bad. It's like you know me. I will be wearing socks in bed later. How are things with you? How's Worcester?

Worcester is foggy and cold but we have snuggled in bed, one with bed socks, one without. "

We're naked in bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello my darlings

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie, darling.

Where have you been?

I’ve been frozen. I’ve only just thawed to say good evening. I am one chilly bean. I’m wearing gloves in bed. Still no news on the winter duvet. My toes are chilly!

Are you well?

Oh crikey. It's gone cold again. Duvet know that it's cold? Duvet, do they. It's a duvet joke. I'm wearing socks in bed tonight.

Oh, Jim. You know i love a pun.

I like how adaptable you are.

Improvise, adapt and overcome, Jim. Improvise, adapt and overcome. "

This should be one of those things that people share on Facebook.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Have your marketing department let you down today Jimsponserface?

Evening all.

I am using my blue hand companion this evening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. I thought I'd keep things simple tonight.

Uh-oh. Did you wave your blue hand at Stamford Bridge?

I had my gloves on at SB as it was a little chilly.

I don't think they would let me take my blue hand in. I would hate it to be confiscated.

Maybe I could try tomorrow

You're going again?!

I am indeed

Unbelievable Stamford Bridge action.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim, how are you this chilly evening? Are you planning on wearing socks to bed?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeevening, CC. I'm not too bad. It's like you know me. I will be wearing socks in bed later. How are things with you? How's Worcester?

Worcester is foggy and cold but we have snuggled in bed, one with bed socks, one without. "

Oh, now I want to know who's wearing bed socks!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I wonder, what is Carole King's favourite Christmas Carol?

We Three Kings?

The Calypso Carol?"

I think Hope is probably right.

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"Hello my darlings

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie, darling.

Where have you been?

I’ve been frozen. I’ve only just thawed to say good evening. I am one chilly bean. I’m wearing gloves in bed. Still no news on the winter duvet. My toes are chilly!

Are you well?

Oh crikey. It's gone cold again. Duvet know that it's cold? Duvet, do they. It's a duvet joke. I'm wearing socks in bed tonight.

Oh, Jim. You know i love a pun.

I like how adaptable you are.

Improvise, adapt and overcome, Jim. Improvise, adapt and overcome.

This should be one of those things that people share on Facebook."

I’m basically an influencer.

#sponsored #ad

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Basically she's a chilled out influencer. ^

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

Jim, speaking of Carols, did you hear of the favourite of the German Asylum Authorities?

"God Rest ye Gerry Mental Men"

I'll get ma coat!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jim, speaking of Carols, did you hear of the favourite of the German Asylum Authorities?

"God Rest ye Gerry Mental Men"

I'll get ma coat!

That's the most offensive Christmas joke that I've ever read on a nocturnal thread!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I need a sit down wee. Please don't be silly like Iain while I'm away.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have your marketing department let you down today Jimsponserface?

Evening all.

I am using my blue hand companion this evening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. I thought I'd keep things simple tonight.

Uh-oh. Did you wave your blue hand at Stamford Bridge?

I had my gloves on at SB as it was a little chilly.

I don't think they would let me take my blue hand in. I would hate it to be confiscated.

Maybe I could try tomorrow

You're going again?!

I am indeed

Unbelievable Stamford Bridge action."

It could be ages before we are allowed to go again. So I am making the most of it.

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

"Jim, speaking of Carols, did you hear of the favourite of the German Asylum Authorities?

"God Rest ye Gerry Mental Men"

I'll get ma coat!

That's the most offensive Christmas joke that I've ever read on a nocturnal thread!"

Sorry, Jim. My apologies. It did appear on forums a couple of years ago, but maybe times have changed.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I need a sit down wee. Please don't be silly like Iain while I'm away."

Another quickie, Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Have your marketing department let you down today Jimsponserface?

Evening all.

I am using my blue hand companion this evening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. I thought I'd keep things simple tonight.

Uh-oh. Did you wave your blue hand at Stamford Bridge?

I had my gloves on at SB as it was a little chilly.

I don't think they would let me take my blue hand in. I would hate it to be confiscated.

Maybe I could try tomorrow

You're going again?!

I am indeed

Unbelievable Stamford Bridge action.

It could be ages before we are allowed to go again. So I am making the most of it. "

Go for it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jim, speaking of Carols, did you hear of the favourite of the German Asylum Authorities?

"God Rest ye Gerry Mental Men"

I'll get ma coat!

That's the most offensive Christmas joke that I've ever read on a nocturnal thread!

Sorry, Jim. My apologies. It did appear on forums a couple of years ago, but maybe times have changed. "

It's alright. I'm pulling your leg, a little bit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I need a sit down wee. Please don't be silly like Iain while I'm away.

Another quickie, Jim

I've done quite well tonight.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I need a sit down wee. Please don't be silly like Iain while I'm away.

Another quickie, Jim

I've done quite well tonight."

Use your other hand, you'll last longer

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I need a sit down wee. Please don't be silly like Iain while I'm away.

Another quickie, Jim

I've done quite well tonight.

Use your other hand, you'll last longer

I'm not using any hands at the moment.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I need a sit down wee. Please don't be silly like Iain while I'm away.

Another quickie, Jim

I've done quite well tonight.

Use your other hand, you'll last longer

I'm not using any hands at the moment."

I meant when you next open your can of pop, silly

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I need a sit down wee. Please don't be silly like Iain while I'm away.

Another quickie, Jim

I've done quite well tonight.

Use your other hand, you'll last longer

I'm not using any hands at the moment.

I meant when you next open your can of pop, silly

Oh.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Do I really need a sit down wee?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do I really need a sit down wee?"

I dunno.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It's the midnight hour by the way.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good evening my lovely, wonder woman reporting for duty! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening my lovely, wonder woman reporting for duty! X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, MystiK. Wonder woman! x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Do I really need a sit down wee?

I dunno."

I do, but it's cold out of bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do I really need a sit down wee?

I dunno.

I do, but it's cold out of bed

Get it over with.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Do I really need a sit down wee?

I dunno.

I do, but it's cold out of bed

Get it over with."

I need to find my PJs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm still up. I shouldn't be but pain is keeping me awake.

Sigh.

I'm so tired though.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

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Alreeeeet Jim, I nodded off in ma chair for a while

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I'm still up. I shouldn't be but pain is keeping me awake.

Sigh.

I'm so tired though. "

Can totally empathise with that

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do I really need a sit down wee?

I dunno.

I do, but it's cold out of bed

Get it over with.

I need to find my PJs

They'll be in the PJ draw.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm still up. I shouldn't be but pain is keeping me awake.

Sigh.

I'm so tired though. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Petite. I hope you feel better sooner than soon.

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

Good evening Jim, hello everyone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Alreeeeet Jim, I nodded off in ma chair for a while

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. That's so you. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim, hello everyone.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. Happy British Tuesday, happy Florida Monday. I hope it's a bit warmer with you.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

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"Alreeeeet Jim, I nodded off in ma chair for a while

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. That's so you. Smileyface"

You know me too well

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Alreeeeet Jim, I nodded off in ma chair for a while

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. That's so you. Smileyface

You know me too well

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

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"Alreeeeet Jim, I nodded off in ma chair for a while

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. That's so you. Smileyface

You know me too well

I had a pm earlier from a lady in Scotland complementing me on my taste in music, which was rather lovely. Check out ma Albums thread in the Games Forum

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

"Good evening Jim, hello everyone.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. Happy British Tuesday, happy Florida Monday. I hope it's a bit warmer with you.

Happy Tuesday.

It’s warm, sunny bikini weather Jim.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

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"Good evening Jim, hello everyone.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. Happy British Tuesday, happy Florida Monday. I hope it's a bit warmer with you.

Happy Tuesday.

It’s warm, sunny bikini weather Jim.

Hiya Lorraine, it's definitely not bikini weather here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Alreeeeet Jim, I nodded off in ma chair for a while

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. That's so you. Smileyface

You know me too well

I had a pm earlier from a lady in Scotland complementing me on my taste in music, which was rather lovely. Check out ma Albums thread in the Games Forum

I'm going to the Games forum after I stick my tongue out at Lorraine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim, hello everyone.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. Happy British Tuesday, happy Florida Monday. I hope it's a bit warmer with you.

Happy Tuesday.

It’s warm, sunny bikini weather Jim.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Good evening Jim, hello everyone.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. Happy British Tuesday, happy Florida Monday. I hope it's a bit warmer with you.

Happy Tuesday.

It’s warm, sunny bikini weather Jim.

We had to defrost the car to go out at 5.30pm

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Goodnight all

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Goodnight all

Na night. x

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

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"Good evening Jim, hello everyone.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. Happy British Tuesday, happy Florida Monday. I hope it's a bit warmer with you.

Happy Tuesday.

It’s warm, sunny bikini weather Jim.

We had to defrost the car to go out at 5.30pm

Buy a tandem and those problems with be a thing of the past

Hope this helps

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

He's a helper. ^

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

"Alreeeeet Jim, I nodded off in ma chair for a while

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. That's so you. Smileyface

You know me too well

I had a pm earlier from a lady in Scotland complementing me on my taste in music, which was rather lovely. Check out ma Albums thread in the Games Forum

I'm going to the Games forum after I stick my tongue out at Lorraine."

so warm.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

She's rubbing it in. ^

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

On this day 1943 Jim Morrison was born.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

On this day 1980 we lost John Lennon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It's Kim Basinger's birthday today. Happy birthday, Kim!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It's Nicki Minaj's birthday today. Happy birthday, Nicki!

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

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"It's Nicki Minaj's birthday today. Happy birthday, Nicki!"

It's Colgate's birthday soon as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's Nicki Minaj's birthday today. Happy birthday, Nicki!

It's Colgate's birthday soon as well

I'm glad you reminded me.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

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"It's Nicki Minaj's birthday today. Happy birthday, Nicki!

It's Colgate's birthday soon as well

I'm glad you reminded me."

Glad to have been of service

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tis the witching hour and Cindi is wide awake

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Tis the witching hour and Cindi is wide awake

It's the 3am eternal hour.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tis the witching hour and Cindi is wide awake

It's the 3am eternal hour."

My sleep is seriously messed up Jim. It's so annoying

How's things with you.

Are you all sorted for Xmas

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello you beautiful cats! Is anyone alive? It's like a seance on here tonight x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Tis the witching hour and Cindi is wide awake

It's the 3am eternal hour.

My sleep is seriously messed up Jim. It's so annoying

How's things with you.

Are you all sorted for Xmas

Rubbish isn't it. How do you fix your sleep? I have to stay up 20 hours or so.

My things are okay.

My Christmas preparations are coming along nicely. Mind you, a Jim Christmas is a low key production.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello you beautiful cats! Is anyone alive? It's like a seance on here tonight x

I think it's just us and Jim.

Everyone else appears to be doing what they should be, sleeping lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello you beautiful cats! Is anyone alive? It's like a seance on here tonight x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Feral & Minx. I'm still alive. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello you beautiful cats! Is anyone alive? It's like a seance on here tonight x

I think it's just us and Jim.

Everyone else appears to be doing what they should be, sleeping lol

I'm going to bed soon.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello you beautiful cats! Is anyone alive? It's like a seance on here tonight x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Feral & Minx. I'm still alive. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface x"

Good eeeeeeeeeevening yourself! The world seems still...it's like treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tis the witching hour and Cindi is wide awake

It's the 3am eternal hour.

My sleep is seriously messed up Jim. It's so annoying

How's things with you.

Are you all sorted for Xmas

Rubbish isn't it. How do you fix your sleep? I have to stay up 20 hours or so.

My things are okay.

My Christmas preparations are coming along nicely. Mind you, a Jim Christmas is a low key production."

I just can't get more than 4 hours every night. Its been going on for a week now and I've no idea why.

It's a pain, cos when I'm tired I get ratty, which isn't good at all.

It's not a lack of exercise or anything cos I'm quite active and I'm tired at bed time.nbut when it gets to 4am I'm wide awake.

It's driving me nuts

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello you beautiful cats! Is anyone alive? It's like a seance on here tonight x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Feral & Minx. I'm still alive. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface x

Good eeeeeeeeeevening yourself! The world seems still...it's like treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality "

Ta very much. Twenty twenty has been very tready.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

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Thanks for posting on ma Albums thread Jim

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello you beautiful cats! Is anyone alive? It's like a seance on here tonight x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Feral & Minx. I'm still alive. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface x

Good eeeeeeeeeevening yourself! The world seems still...it's like treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality

Ta very much. Twenty twenty has been very tready."

Oh,that's a shame! Weve done quite well actually...had a meet of some description every weekend for the last five months

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thanks for posting on ma Albums thread Jim

You're very welcome.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jim, your profile is fantastic, really well written. It's refreshing to see that on here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jim, your profile is fantastic, really well written. It's refreshing to see that on here.

Merci beaucoup to you. x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thanks for posting on ma Albums thread Jim

You're very welcome."

That's a very hard game.

I can't think of a W

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thanks for posting on ma Albums thread Jim

You're very welcome.

That's a very hard game.

I can't think of a W

Right now, I can't be bothered to think of a W.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thanks for posting on ma Albums thread Jim

You're very welcome.

That's a very hard game.

I can't think of a W

Right now, I can't be bothered to think of a W."

More coffee required, my brain isn't fully active yet

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

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"Thanks for posting on ma Albums thread Jim

You're very welcome.

That's a very hard game.

I can't think of a W

Right now, I can't be bothered to think of a W."

Try Welcome to my Nightmare by Alice Cooper

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thanks for posting on ma Albums thread Jim

You're very welcome.

That's a very hard game.

I can't think of a W

Right now, I can't be bothered to think of a W.

Try Welcome to my Nightmare by Alice Cooper

Thank you Sensei

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thanks for posting on ma Albums thread Jim

You're very welcome.

That's a very hard game.

I can't think of a W

Right now, I can't be bothered to think of a W.

Try Welcome to my Nightmare by Alice Cooper

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

My nextdoor neighbours have left their Christmas lights on.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Perving on neighbours ^

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Spurious accuser. ^

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Originator of a posting style craze ^

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Originator of a posting style craze ^"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Originator of a posting style craze ^

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'm up now

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm up now

Good moooooooooooorning, PP. I like it when you're up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Have a terrific Tuesday. Peace, love and bananas. Smileyface

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I'm up now

Good moooooooooooorning, PP. I like it when you're up."

I know

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Bonjour

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bonjour

Hello!

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Jimmy x

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By *lap.n.tickleCouple over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

Your trying to cofusel me aren't you mr jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jimmy x"

Yassy. x

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Jimmy x

Yassy. x"
.xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Your trying to cofusel me aren't you mr jim

You can't have too many late night threads.

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