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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

‘You never mentioned you were a vegan, you kept that quiet ?!’

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

How fascinating you work in accounts, please tell me more ?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Yeah, he’s really cool, he claps when the plane lands while wearing crocs and cargo shorts!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"‘You never mentioned you were a vegan, you kept that quiet ?!’"

Presumably just aftet asking for a BJ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This sites amazing at least 5 meets a week

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

This jazz song needs to be longer!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s none of your business how many bench presses and planks I can do

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

That City Jeans rarely starts threads, he's such a quiet poster.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"That City Jeans rarely starts threads, he's such a quiet poster. "

First thread in two days young lady, I’m low key.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It’s none of your business how many bench presses and planks I can do "

Yep, never said, ever

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Turn the heating off" said no woman ever

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You’d like me to watch you with a woman? I’m not sure I’m comfortable with that at all.

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

I don't need any more shoes, clothes or make up ever

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooh that's a nice watch. Fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don’t have any empty costa cups in my car

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry, I've got too many meets lined up already!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Tell me more about your dream where Mark from Sales whisked you away to the Canary Islands ?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can you stop that’s a bit too wet and sloppy

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Please saw my legs off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hope it doesn't snow on Christmas day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Your man bun makes you look like a total bad ass.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That denim jacket looks great with those jeans

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No you can have the remote control, I've watched too much football already

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"That denim jacket looks great with those jeans "

Whoa whoa whoa, I think F&B pulled off the double denim look last year!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That denim jacket looks great with those jeans

Whoa whoa whoa, I think F&B pulled off the double denim look last year! "

That man can be forgiven for anything

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Here's my card, go spend what you like on yourself

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"That denim jacket looks great with those jeans

Whoa whoa whoa, I think F&B pulled off the double denim look last year!

That man can be forgiven for anything

Even the leafblower on tits thing ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I have a couple extra gherkins on that Big Mac

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I have a couple extra gherkins on that Big Mac "

You’re on a roll.

Can you warm that apple pie up a notch!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Five verifications saying the guy was an arsehole.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I have a couple extra gherkins on that Big Mac

You’re on a roll.

Can you warm that apple pie up a notch!"

Hahaha. Good one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a male on fab looking for a relationship.

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

You're a man and you don't like lists? Is that even possible?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does my bum look a bit small in this?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I dont feel the need to take gym selfies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't need any more shoes, clothes or make up ever "

I'm going to frame this one..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

She took the bins out without even making a big deal of it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Everyone should ass clap at least once a day

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

How exciting was that opera

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

There’s not enough hot tub threads!

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

I love ironing.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"Does my bum look a bit small in this? "

Your bum does look big in that

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Yes, breakdancing is totally a sport and should be at the Olympics.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No please don't tell me your opinion of me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

See Celtic won again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've never told anyone I'm helping others selflessly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The way you snore and fart in your sleep is so sexy, said the husband.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm a male on fab looking for a relationship."

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Travelling

"Kietonel is a man of very few words. Never takes the long winded way of saying something. "

That doesn't count since its clearly somebody else saying it about me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“Jehovah’s Witnesses? Oh wow!! Please, come in!!!”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“Thank God you randomly appeared at my door this very day, I’m in urgent need of a conservatory!”

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Man on FAB. Seriously! I never noticed your fanny. I was admiring your nails...

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By *irenGuy70Man over a year ago

Cirencester

Wow, that slip-on shoes, mankle and skinny jeans look you've got going on really suits you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fucking about on the fab forum at 1.30am is the best possible use of my time right now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes I do need a bag for the 60 items I just brought.You idiot

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Wow that's a wonderful close up shot of your bellend

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

White sandals and black tights are a great look

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

I love seeing how you chew your food with your mouth open...that's hot!

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Yes please help yourself to my chips when you ordered salad

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

OMG I'm blushing now.No one as ever shown me a picture of there sausage on here before.You must really like me.Its love

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Let’s get wed because we’ve had sex.

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

You've got a cheesy knob...great,

I haven't had breakfast yet!

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

I love a bit of a dick head

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I love a bit of a dick head"

Ridge or tip?

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"I love a bit of a dick head

Ridge or tip?"

Ridge

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By *ynx9990Man over a year ago

Cleethorpes

Thanks for that got change for a taxi

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I love a bit of a dick head

Ridge or tip?

Ridge

Noted.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You've got a cheesy knob...great,

I haven't had breakfast yet!"

Annabelle!

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"You've got a cheesy knob...great,

I haven't had breakfast yet!

Annabelle!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I have a couple extra gherkins on that Big Mac "

I actually ask this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No sorry, you're kids are not cute, take notes from catherine tate and buy them a bonnet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kick me in the bollocks again...

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

I’ve no change so this takeaway is free.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I want to adopt all the Elves on shelves in the whole wide world

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By *ecretlivesCouple over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

Why do I need a selfie - I know I've been here?...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Isn’t Donald Trump a great president and seriously nice bloke...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello. I've come to fix your boiler!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Your close up cock photo really shows your warmth and humility

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hi, I’m here to plough your wife, while you watch awkwardly with your trousers around your ankles filming on a 1980’s camcorder.

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By *urls and DressesWoman over a year ago

Somewhere near here

I’m looking wonderfully slim today

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By * Plus ECouple over a year ago

The South

"That denim jacket looks great with those jeans

Whoa whoa whoa, I think F&B pulled off the double denim look last year!

That man can be forgiven for anything

Even the cowboy boots/flip flop combo?

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