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Welcome to the Jungle Hot Tub Babes and Hotties part DEUX

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

CARRY ON YOU CRAZY BEAUTIFUL SEXY LOVE SPREADING GOOD VIBE GIVING PARTY PEOPLE....

EVERYONE is welcome at Our party ... so come on in you'll not meet a single stranger here.... you are among new and friends... I'm Madison your Hostess... so tell me what you're having to drink .... and get in that hot tub...

Xoxo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"CARRY ON YOU CRAZY BEAUTIFUL SEXY LOVE SPREADING GOOD VIBE GIVING PARTY PEOPLE....

Xoxo

Hi ... may I dip my feet

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm already in ...just a lick of your pussy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"CARRY ON YOU CRAZY BEAUTIFUL SEXY LOVE SPREADING GOOD VIBE GIVING PARTY PEOPLE....

Xoxo

Hi again can I have a pint of IPA please? And good to see you again

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"CARRY ON YOU CRAZY BEAUTIFUL SEXY LOVE SPREADING GOOD VIBE GIVING PARTY PEOPLE....

Xoxo

Hi ... may I dip my feet

Dip your whole body in silly... you can run and do a cannonball... I'd pay to see that....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm already in ...just a lick of your pussy

Ohhhh a Naughty Santa are we....

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By *somemoresomeCouple over a year ago

south east

Singing “ Welcome to the jungle, we've got fun and games”

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"CARRY ON YOU CRAZY BEAUTIFUL SEXY LOVE SPREADING GOOD VIBE GIVING PARTY PEOPLE....

Xoxo

Hi again can I have a pint of IPA please? And good to see you again

xx"

Yes you certainly may... coming right up ...

And great to see you back...

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By *atalie..Woman over a year ago

Bolton

Could I please have a strawberry daiquiri..thank you muchly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Singing “ Welcome to the jungle, we've got fun and games”

"We got everything ya need..."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"CARRY ON YOU CRAZY BEAUTIFUL SEXY LOVE SPREADING GOOD VIBE GIVING PARTY PEOPLE....

Xoxo

Hi again can I have a pint of IPA please? And good to see you again

Yes you certainly may... coming right up ...

And great to see you back..."

Thank you and great to be back xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Singing “ Welcome to the jungle, we've got fun and games”

"WE GOT EVERYTHING YOU WANT HONEY...WE KNOW THE NAMES "

#hellyea

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Could I please have a strawberry daiquiri..thank you muchly

You surely can ... coming right up .. with extra whipped cream and strawberries...Welcome and have a great time Pretty Lady...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"CARRY ON YOU CRAZY BEAUTIFUL SEXY LOVE SPREADING GOOD VIBE GIVING PARTY PEOPLE....

Xoxo

Hi again can I have a pint of IPA please? And good to see you again

Yes you certainly may... coming right up ...

And great to see you back...

Thank you and great to be back xx

Once you're in with this bunch ... you are ALWAYS in my Friend

Enjoy that IPA pint

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"CARRY ON YOU CRAZY BEAUTIFUL SEXY LOVE SPREADING GOOD VIBE GIVING PARTY PEOPLE....

Xoxo

Pornstar Martini please.....not because of the name but because they are awesome!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Popping back in to relax and get my drink from pt1

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"CARRY ON YOU CRAZY BEAUTIFUL SEXY LOVE SPREADING GOOD VIBE GIVING PARTY PEOPLE....

Xoxo

"
maddie you owe me a dance

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"CARRY ON YOU CRAZY BEAUTIFUL SEXY LOVE SPREADING GOOD VIBE GIVING PARTY PEOPLE....

Xoxo

Hi again can I have a pint of IPA please? And good to see you again

Yes you certainly may... coming right up ...

And great to see you back...

Thank you and great to be back xx

Once you're in with this bunch ... you are ALWAYS in my Friend

Enjoy that IPA pint

Awww thanks, and the pint is fine and lovely.. it has a great head on it..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I beg your pardon, I was rushed away for resuscitation having pas*ed out at the prospect of Cindi passing me half a strawberry. I was quite overwhelmed with excitement.

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By *somemoresomeCouple over a year ago

south east

Attention*

Due to success the famous hot tub party we are looking for a new super hot barman

Step forward applicants

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Had do at least look busy at work but is my drink safe left it on windowsill?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

By eck the water is going cold in here...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"CARRY ON YOU CRAZY BEAUTIFUL SEXY LOVE SPREADING GOOD VIBE GIVING PARTY PEOPLE....

Xoxo

Pornstar Martini please.....not because of the name but because they are awesome!!

Coming right up Mr . Phoenix Rising... hmmmm I've never had onetime . I'm totally having one too.... I'm assuming its a dirty martini...

NARRATOR: YES PARTY PEOPLE I'M BACK TOO....

MADS GLANCES AROUND THE PARTY AND SIGHS .... SHE SURE MISSES JIMMY HER FAVORITE BARTENDER.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Popping back in to relax and get my drink from pt1

Hey Cute ass.... ummm I made it...

HEY GUYS WHO DRANK LEE'S DRINK .......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wasn't Jimmy here earlier? I'm certain I saw him.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"CARRY ON YOU CRAZY BEAUTIFUL SEXY LOVE SPREADING GOOD VIBE GIVING PARTY PEOPLE....

Xoxo

maddie you owe me a dance"

You got it Wookie as soon as I catch a moment ... This Bar is kicking my Ass ... Jimmy made it look easy .... its not!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Popping back in to relax and get my drink from pt1

Hey Cute ass.... ummm I made it...

HEY GUYS WHO DRANK LEE'S DRINK .......

No problem, I'll just take a dip in the hot tub until you've got time to make me another

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sweet home Alabama...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"CARRY ON YOU CRAZY BEAUTIFUL SEXY LOVE SPREADING GOOD VIBE GIVING PARTY PEOPLE....

Xoxo

maddie you owe me a dance

You got it Wookie as soon as I catch a moment ... This Bar is kicking my Ass ... Jimmy made it look easy .... its not!!

I would offer to take over but I am off to bed soon

Early day tomorrow and I am tired this evening.. anyone who wants to tuck me in please put your name forward

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Attention*

Due to success the famous hot tub party we are looking for a new super hot barman

Step forward applicants

WHAAAATTTTT BEAUTIFUL.... UMMMM I ALREADY HAVE MY SEXY SUPER HOT BARMAN... But parttime is great when he's not here !!

Actually you're the other Busty Babe so you're in charge of hiring this one.... what song are we listening to now ... and where's Cindi

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"CARRY ON YOU CRAZY BEAUTIFUL SEXY LOVE SPREADING GOOD VIBE GIVING PARTY PEOPLE....

Xoxo

maddie you owe me a dance

You got it Wookie as soon as I catch a moment ... This Bar is kicking my Ass ... Jimmy made it look easy .... its not!!

I would offer to take over but I am off to bed soon

Early day tomorrow and I am tired this evening.. anyone who wants to tuck me in please put your name forward

xx"

Aww thanks ... I'm getting the hang of it !!!Nite Nite ... Im sure someone will tuck you in if you ask nicely !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"CARRY ON YOU CRAZY BEAUTIFUL SEXY LOVE SPREADING GOOD VIBE GIVING PARTY PEOPLE....

Xoxo

Pornstar Martini please.....not because of the name but because they are awesome!!

Coming right up Mr . Phoenix Rising... hmmmm I've never had onetime . I'm totally having one too.... I'm assuming its a dirty martini...

NARRATOR: YES PARTY PEOPLE I'M BACK TOO....

MADS GLANCES AROUND THE PARTY AND SIGHS .... SHE SURE MISSES JIMMY HER FAVORITE BARTENDER.....

You mix a perfect Pornstar martini.....

Don't give me another one though...I'm anybody's after that lol

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By *somemoresomeCouple over a year ago

south east

"Attention*

Due to success the famous hot tub party we are looking for a new super hot barman

Step forward applicants

WHAAAATTTTT BEAUTIFUL.... UMMMM I ALREADY HAVE MY SEXY SUPER HOT BARMAN... But parttime is great when he's not here !!

Actually you're the other Busty Babe so you're in charge of hiring this one.... what song are we listening to now ... and where's Cindi

Ohhh pretty mads I need my own naked butler

How about the song

“Show me the way to the next whisky bar “

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Attention*

Due to success the famous hot tub party we are looking for a new super hot barman

Step forward applicants

WHAAAATTTTT BEAUTIFUL.... UMMMM I ALREADY HAVE MY SEXY SUPER HOT BARMAN... But parttime is great when he's not here !!

Actually you're the other Busty Babe so you're in charge of hiring this one.... what song are we listening to now ... and where's Cindi

Can I suggest Walking Down Madison.. Kirsty McColl?? I just asked Alexa to skip from Private Investigations and that is what she came up with

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*slowly enters the room and casts a cynical eye*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"CARRY ON YOU CRAZY BEAUTIFUL SEXY LOVE SPREADING GOOD VIBE GIVING PARTY PEOPLE....

Xoxo

maddie you owe me a dance

You got it Wookie as soon as I catch a moment ... This Bar is kicking my Ass ... Jimmy made it look easy .... its not!!

I would offer to take over but I am off to bed soon

Early day tomorrow and I am tired this evening.. anyone who wants to tuck me in please put your name forward

Aww thanks ... I'm getting the hang of it !!!Nite Nite ... Im sure someone will tuck you in if you ask nicely !!

Please can someone tuck me in??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"CARRY ON YOU CRAZY BEAUTIFUL SEXY LOVE SPREADING GOOD VIBE GIVING PARTY PEOPLE....

Xoxo

maddie you owe me a dance

You got it Wookie as soon as I catch a moment ... This Bar is kicking my Ass ... Jimmy made it look easy .... its not!!

I would offer to take over but I am off to bed soon

Early day tomorrow and I am tired this evening.. anyone who wants to tuck me in please put your name forward

Aww thanks ... I'm getting the hang of it !!!Nite Nite ... Im sure someone will tuck you in if you ask nicely !!

Please can someone tuck me in??

"
carefull don't fidget too much or it'l turn into a tickle & my hands are cold as been out side (at work)

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By *urora1912Woman over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

Wheres rum guy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wheres rum guy?

Hey Goregous I know right ... Rum guy ...

JIMMY

STORMTROPPER

ALL THE OTHER PARTY ANIMALS

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"CARRY ON YOU CRAZY BEAUTIFUL SEXY LOVE SPREADING GOOD VIBE GIVING PARTY PEOPLE....

Xoxo

maddie you owe me a dance

You got it Wookie as soon as I catch a moment ... This Bar is kicking my Ass ... Jimmy made it look easy .... its not!!

I would offer to take over but I am off to bed soon

Early day tomorrow and I am tired this evening.. anyone who wants to tuck me in please put your name forward

Aww thanks ... I'm getting the hang of it !!!Nite Nite ... Im sure someone will tuck you in if you ask nicely !!

Please can someone tuck me in??

carefull don't fidget too much or it'l turn into a tickle & my hands are cold as been out side (at work)

Keeps totally still as told

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wheres rum guy?

Hey Goregous I know right ... Rum guy ...

JIMMY

STORMTROPPER

ALL THE OTHER PARTY ANIMALS

Fiddles ... Kaizer .... Jack

Wonko ...

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By *urora1912Woman over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

"Wheres rum guy?

Hey Goregous I know right ... Rum guy ...

JIMMY

STORMTROPPER

ALL THE OTHER PARTY ANIMALS

Wheres our men at!

I saw jimmy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*slowly enters the room and casts a cynical eye*"

HA THERE YOU ARE .... IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME ... Mads runs up and gives Jimmy the biggest Hug EVER.... SWEET KISS TO RIGHT CHEEK

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Please can someone tuck me in??

carefull don't fidget too much or it'l turn into a tickle & my hands are cold as been out side (at work)

Keeps totally still as told

"
if u keep talkin uwont get to sleep!UV been tucked in had twinkle lil star sung now go nite nites Ur be grumpy in morning!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wheres rum guy?

Hey Goregous I know right ... Rum guy ...

JIMMY

STORMTROPPER

ALL THE OTHER PARTY ANIMALS

Wheres our men at!

I saw jimmy

Yep thanks Goregous... Just saw him... sneaked in like a Ninja!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Please can someone tuck me in??

carefull don't fidget too much or it'l turn into a tickle & my hands are cold as been out side (at work)

Keeps totally still as told

if u keep talkin uwont get to sleep!UV been tucked in had twinkle lil star sung now go nite nites Ur be grumpy in morning!

Has no one tucked him yet....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*pours a large whiskey and surveys the room*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Please can someone tuck me in??

carefull don't fidget too much or it'l turn into a tickle & my hands are cold as been out side (at work)

Keeps totally still as told

if u keep talkin uwont get to sleep!UV been tucked in had twinkle lil star sung now go nite nites Ur be grumpy in morning!

You forgot 'Soft Kitty'...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"CARRY ON YOU CRAZY BEAUTIFUL SEXY LOVE SPREADING GOOD VIBE GIVING PARTY PEOPLE....

Xoxo

maddie you owe me a dance

You got it Wookie as soon as I catch a moment ... This Bar is kicking my Ass ... Jimmy made it look easy .... its not!!

I would offer to take over but I am off to bed soon

Early day tomorrow and I am tired this evening.. anyone who wants to tuck me in please put your name forward

Aww thanks ... I'm getting the hang of it !!!Nite Nite ... Im sure someone will tuck you in if you ask nicely !!

Please can someone tuck me in??

carefull don't fidget too much or it'l turn into a tickle & my hands are cold as been out side (at work)

Keeps totally still as told

Come on lets go ... You ready ? I will tuck you in

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*pours a large whiskey and surveys the room*"

Ummmm why are you looking at me like that...

NARRATOR:YES... indeed Mads why... is he.. the eyes... that line...

# epic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"CARRY ON YOU CRAZY BEAUTIFUL SEXY LOVE SPREADING GOOD VIBE GIVING PARTY PEOPLE....

Xoxo

maddie you owe me a dance

You got it Wookie as soon as I catch a moment ... This Bar is kicking my Ass ... Jimmy made it look easy .... its not!!

I would offer to take over but I am off to bed soon

Early day tomorrow and I am tired this evening.. anyone who wants to tuck me in please put your name forward

Aww thanks ... I'm getting the hang of it !!!Nite Nite ... Im sure someone will tuck you in if you ask nicely !!

Please can someone tuck me in??

carefull don't fidget too much or it'l turn into a tickle & my hands are cold as been out side (at work)

Keeps totally still as told

Come on lets go ... You ready ? I will tuck you in

"
yeah maybe listen to u chancing luck, will want to get up for a drink in min then b sayin their hungry!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"CARRY ON YOU CRAZY BEAUTIFUL SEXY LOVE SPREADING GOOD VIBE GIVING PARTY PEOPLE....

Xoxo

maddie you owe me a dance

You got it Wookie as soon as I catch a moment ... This Bar is kicking my Ass ... Jimmy made it look easy .... its not!!

I would offer to take over but I am off to bed soon

Early day tomorrow and I am tired this evening.. anyone who wants to tuck me in please put your name forward

Aww thanks ... I'm getting the hang of it !!!Nite Nite ... Im sure someone will tuck you in if you ask nicely !!

Please can someone tuck me in??

carefull don't fidget too much or it'l turn into a tickle & my hands are cold as been out side (at work)

Keeps totally still as told

Come on lets go ... You ready ? I will tuck you in

Oh hell yes I am ready..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Please can someone tuck me in??

carefull don't fidget too much or it'l turn into a tickle & my hands are cold as been out side (at work)

Keeps totally still as told

if u keep talkin uwont get to sleep!UV been tucked in had twinkle lil star sung now go nite nites Ur be grumpy in morning!

You forgot 'Soft Kitty'...

Soft kitty... warm kitty ... little bar of fur...

There you go... you got your teddybear ....

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By *somemoresomeCouple over a year ago

south east

Where’s beaver!! He will be my naked butler !! Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"CARRY ON YOU CRAZY BEAUTIFUL SEXY LOVE SPREADING GOOD VIBE GIVING PARTY PEOPLE....

Xoxo

maddie you owe me a dance

You got it Wookie as soon as I catch a moment ... This Bar is kicking my Ass ... Jimmy made it look easy .... its not!!

I would offer to take over but I am off to bed soon

Early day tomorrow and I am tired this evening.. anyone who wants to tuck me in please put your name forward

Aww thanks ... I'm getting the hang of it !!!Nite Nite ... Im sure someone will tuck you in if you ask nicely !!

Please can someone tuck me in??

carefull don't fidget too much or it'l turn into a tickle & my hands are cold as been out side (at work)

Keeps totally still as told

Come on lets go ... You ready ? I will tuck you in

Oh hell yes I am ready..

xx"

Wait I just tucked you in....

GET BACK IN BED ....

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By *urora1912Woman over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

"*pours a large whiskey and surveys the room*

Ummmm why are you looking at me like that...

NARRATOR:YES... indeed Mads why... is he.. the eyes... that line...

# epic

I dont know where to look

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Where’s beaver!! He will be my naked butler !! Xxx"

Ohhh he's somewhere... hes a umm. Beavertracker he's never far!!

Give him a few minutes.... I will get him here !!

I just catch him in a Beavertrap .... I just need the bait....

Volunteers....

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By *somemoresomeCouple over a year ago

south east

"Where’s beaver!! He will be my naked butler !! Xxx

Ohhh he's somewhere... hes a umm. Beavertracker he's never far!!

Give him a few minutes.... I will get him here !!

I just catch him in a Beavertrap .... I just need the bait....

Volunteers....

I’ve caught him in my beaver trap recently ! He seems to have escaped !

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Where’s beaver!! He will be my naked butler !! Xxx

Ohhh he's somewhere... hes a umm. Beavertracker he's never far!!

Give him a few minutes.... I will get him here !!

I just catch him in a Beavertrap .... I just need the bait....

Volunteers....

I’ve caught him in my beaver trap recently ! He seems to have escaped !

Yep he's a slippery little sucker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Please can someone tuck me in??

carefull don't fidget too much or it'l turn into a tickle & my hands are cold as been out side (at work)

Keeps totally still as told

if u keep talkin uwont get to sleep!UV been tucked in had twinkle lil star sung now go nite nites Ur be grumpy in morning!

You forgot 'Soft Kitty'...

Soft kitty... warm kitty ... little bar of fur...

There you go... you got your teddybear ....

Thank you for that

But I am not wearing one tonight.. oh you mean that kind of Teddy...

I think I need to go now NN all catch you all soon, thank you for the very warm welcome to the Crazy Gang

And say NN to the lovely Red for me please, when she gets back.. One Love Mollers xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*pours a large whiskey and surveys the room*

Ummmm why are you looking at me like that...

NARRATOR:YES... indeed Mads why... is he.. the eyes... that line...

# epic

I dont know where to look

Me either... I think they are sexy though ,but I'm always getting in trouble for something so ... I never know

#oopsIdiditagain

#whoknows

#whatididthistime

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Il bring chips xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Please can someone tuck me in??

carefull don't fidget too much or it'l turn into a tickle & my hands are cold as been out side (at work)

Keeps totally still as told

if u keep talkin uwont get to sleep!UV been tucked in had twinkle lil star sung now go nite nites Ur be grumpy in morning!

You forgot 'Soft Kitty'...

Soft kitty... warm kitty ... little bar of fur...

There you go... you got your teddybear ....

Thank you for that

But I am not wearing one tonight.. oh you mean that kind of Teddy...

I think I need to go now NN all catch you all soon, thank you for the very warm welcome to the Crazy Gang

And say NN to the lovely Red for me please, when she gets back.. One Love Mollers xx"

I certainly will .. we are close that sweetie and I. Nite nite.

Sweet dreams and see ys next time!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Il bring chips xx"

Great !! Thanks

If there's not chips and dip is it really even a hot tub party...?

What can I get you to drink ?

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Il bring chips xx

Great !! Thanks

If there's not chips and dip is it really even a hot tub party...?

What can I get you to drink ? "

Large tea x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*pours another whiskey and continues derisive gaze of the room*

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By *somemoresomeCouple over a year ago

south east

Someone pour the fireball please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pornstar Martini again please...

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Good evening fellow perverts errrrm i mean admirers.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Someone pour the fireball please

Here you go T. *hands her a drink*

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By *somemoresomeCouple over a year ago

south east

Why thank you Jimmy ! You really are the best

Salute xx

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Pornstar Martini again please...

Ya drank that pretty quick mister!

RED SETTLES BACK INTO PHOENIX'S LAP, WITH A LITTLE WRIGGLE

Yeah baby! I'm back!!!! Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why thank you Jimmy ! You really are the best

Salute xx"

Good health *clinks glasses*

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Hi jimmy x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

RED!!! I pas*ed out earlier from being overwhelmed by excitement.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pornstar Martini again please...

Ya drank that pretty quick mister!

RED SETTLES BACK INTO PHOENIX'S LAP, WITH A LITTLE WRIGGLE

Yeah baby! I'm back!!!! Xx

Damn!!!

I missed that...can you repeat again please?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Pornstar Martini again please...

Ya drank that pretty quick mister!

RED SETTLES BACK INTO PHOENIX'S LAP, WITH A LITTLE WRIGGLE

Yeah baby! I'm back!!!! Xx

Damn!!!

I missed that...can you repeat again please?

Incoming!!

How's that? Feel good?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pornstar Martini again please...

Ya drank that pretty quick mister!

RED SETTLES BACK INTO PHOENIX'S LAP, WITH A LITTLE WRIGGLE

Yeah baby! I'm back!!!! Xx

Damn!!!

I missed that...can you repeat again please?

Incoming!!

How's that? Feel good?

Yup.....

So glad you turned the little wriggle into a big one

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"RED!!! I pas*ed out earlier from being overwhelmed by excitement."

Oh Miles, what have I told you about pacing yourself? Come sit next to me & Phoenix. Have a drink & a chill for a while x

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Pornstar Martini again please...

Ya drank that pretty quick mister!

RED SETTLES BACK INTO PHOENIX'S LAP, WITH A LITTLE WRIGGLE

Yeah baby! I'm back!!!! Xx

Damn!!!

I missed that...can you repeat again please?

Incoming!!

How's that? Feel good?

Yup.....

So glad you turned the little wriggle into a big one

Anything for you, handsome!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Hi jimmy x"

Hey, Yasmeen!

Did you bring the tiger? I want to stroke him x

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

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"Hi jimmy x

Hey, Yasmeen!

Did you bring the tiger? I want to stroke him x"

Ya hes here xx

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Hi jimmy x

Hey, Yasmeen!

Did you bring the tiger? I want to stroke him x

Ya hes here xx"

Fabulous. I hope he's been fed? We don't want to lose anybody xx

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Hi jimmy x

Hey, Yasmeen!

Did you bring the tiger? I want to stroke him x

Ya hes here xx

Fabulous. I hope he's been fed? We don't want to lose anybody xx"

Lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"RED!!! I pas*ed out earlier from being overwhelmed by excitement.

Oh Miles, what have I told you about pacing yourself? Come sit next to me & Phoenix. Have a drink & a chill for a while x"

I'll just oil up my thighs so you can squeeze in between miles and me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why thank you Jimmy ! You really are the best

Salute xx"

Not at all.

Did you fix your dress after the accident on the last occasion?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"RED!!! I pas*ed out earlier from being overwhelmed by excitement.

Oh Miles, what have I told you about pacing yourself? Come sit next to me & Phoenix. Have a drink & a chill for a while x

I'll just oil up my thighs so you can squeeze in between miles and me

Oooft! The body oil is out already?

I may have to get naked. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"RED!!! I pas*ed out earlier from being overwhelmed by excitement.

Oh Miles, what have I told you about pacing yourself? Come sit next to me & Phoenix. Have a drink & a chill for a while x

I'll just oil up my thighs so you can squeeze in between miles and me

Oooft! The body oil is out already?

I may have to get naked. Xx"

(Rubs thighs in total anticipation

)

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By *somemoresomeCouple over a year ago

south east

"Why thank you Jimmy ! You really are the best

Salute xx

Not at all.

Did you fix your dress after the accident on the last occasion?

There was no saving that dress after that accident Jimmy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why thank you Jimmy ! You really are the best

Salute xx

Not at all.

Did you fix your dress after the accident on the last occasion?

There was no saving that dress after that accident Jimmy

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"RED!!! I pas*ed out earlier from being overwhelmed by excitement.

Oh Miles, what have I told you about pacing yourself? Come sit next to me & Phoenix. Have a drink & a chill for a while x

I'll just oil up my thighs so you can squeeze in between miles and me

Oooft! The body oil is out already?

I may have to get naked. Xx

(Rubs thighs in total anticipation

Oh, Phoenix. Let ME do that for you. *Pours oil onto her hands*

Now, remove those pants, if you will, Sir.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"RED!!! I pas*ed out earlier from being overwhelmed by excitement.

Oh Miles, what have I told you about pacing yourself? Come sit next to me & Phoenix. Have a drink & a chill for a while x

I'll just oil up my thighs so you can squeeze in between miles and me

Oooft! The body oil is out already?

I may have to get naked. Xx

(Rubs thighs in total anticipation

)

Oh, Phoenix. Let ME do that for you. *Pours oil onto her hands*

Now, remove those pants, if you will, Sir.....

Oh damn....there they go!!! Heading south!!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"RED!!! I pas*ed out earlier from being overwhelmed by excitement.

Oh Miles, what have I told you about pacing yourself? Come sit next to me & Phoenix. Have a drink & a chill for a while x

I'll just oil up my thighs so you can squeeze in between miles and me

Oooft! The body oil is out already?

I may have to get naked. Xx

(Rubs thighs in total anticipation

)

Oh, Phoenix. Let ME do that for you. *Pours oil onto her hands*

Now, remove those pants, if you will, Sir.....

Oh damn....there they go!!! Heading south!!

Sorry, Miles. I think Phoenix & I need to pop over to a shady area, for a spot of privacy.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"RED!!! I pas*ed out earlier from being overwhelmed by excitement.

Oh Miles, what have I told you about pacing yourself? Come sit next to me & Phoenix. Have a drink & a chill for a while x

I'll just oil up my thighs so you can squeeze in between miles and me

Oooft! The body oil is out already?

I may have to get naked. Xx

(Rubs thighs in total anticipation

)

Oh, Phoenix. Let ME do that for you. *Pours oil onto her hands*

Now, remove those pants, if you will, Sir.....

Oh damn....there they go!!! Heading south!!

Sorry, Miles. I think Phoenix & I need to pop over to a shady area, for a spot of privacy.....

Looking forward to seeing you there.... if I can in the shady area lol

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"RED!!! I pas*ed out earlier from being overwhelmed by excitement.

Oh Miles, what have I told you about pacing yourself? Come sit next to me & Phoenix. Have a drink & a chill for a while x

I'll just oil up my thighs so you can squeeze in between miles and me

Oooft! The body oil is out already?

I may have to get naked. Xx

(Rubs thighs in total anticipation

)

Oh, Phoenix. Let ME do that for you. *Pours oil onto her hands*

Now, remove those pants, if you will, Sir.....

Oh damn....there they go!!! Heading south!!

Sorry, Miles. I think Phoenix & I need to pop over to a shady area, for a spot of privacy.....

Looking forward to seeing you there.... if I can in the shady area lol

In the words of Olivia Newton John, just feel our way.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"RED!!! I pas*ed out earlier from being overwhelmed by excitement.

Oh Miles, what have I told you about pacing yourself? Come sit next to me & Phoenix. Have a drink & a chill for a while x

I'll just oil up my thighs so you can squeeze in between miles and me

Oooft! The body oil is out already?

I may have to get naked. Xx

(Rubs thighs in total anticipation

)

Oh, Phoenix. Let ME do that for you. *Pours oil onto her hands*

Now, remove those pants, if you will, Sir.....

Oh damn....there they go!!! Heading south!!

Sorry, Miles. I think Phoenix & I need to pop over to a shady area, for a spot of privacy.....

Looking forward to seeing you there.... if I can in the shady area lol

In the words of Olivia Newton John, just feel our way.....

TAXI!!!!!!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"RED!!! I pas*ed out earlier from being overwhelmed by excitement.

Oh Miles, what have I told you about pacing yourself? Come sit next to me & Phoenix. Have a drink & a chill for a while x

I'll just oil up my thighs so you can squeeze in between miles and me

Oooft! The body oil is out already?

I may have to get naked. Xx

(Rubs thighs in total anticipation

)

Oh, Phoenix. Let ME do that for you. *Pours oil onto her hands*

Now, remove those pants, if you will, Sir.....

Oh damn....there they go!!! Heading south!!

Sorry, Miles. I think Phoenix & I need to pop over to a shady area, for a spot of privacy.....

Looking forward to seeing you there.... if I can in the shady area lol

In the words of Olivia Newton John, just feel our way.....

TAXI!!!!!!

It would appear everyone else has left us. Let's come out of the shade & get in that hot tub for some wet & wonderful play

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bloody hell left for bit come back & it's like Caligula's boat! Mucky pups

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

OHHHHH GOSH Guys I'm so sorry I feel asleep.

I WENT INSIDE TO GET MORE RUBBER DUCKIES and MUST of fallen asleep!! Worse Hostess ever!!

GOODNITE EVERYONE SEE YOU ALL TOMORROW HOPEFULLY!!

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"OHHHHH GOSH Guys I'm so sorry I feel asleep.

I WENT INSIDE TO GET MORE RUBBER DUCKIES and MUST of fallen asleep!! Worse Hostess ever!!

GOODNITE EVERYONE SEE YOU ALL TOMORROW HOPEFULLY!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good night Madison. Time for the hostess with the mostest to rest for a bit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"OHHHHH GOSH Guys I'm so sorry I feel asleep.

I WENT INSIDE TO GET MORE RUBBER DUCKIES and MUST of fallen asleep!! Worse Hostess ever!!

GOODNITE EVERYONE SEE YOU ALL TOMORROW HOPEFULLY!!

Hi there Yasmeen

And why are you still awake?? You hung around!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good night Madison. Time for the hostess with the mostest to rest for a bit."

Miles ... how do you do that.... you just always know when to pop up !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I saw Red and Phoenix getting cosy, I finally went to my quiet corner and had a snooze as well.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"OHHHHH GOSH Guys I'm so sorry I feel asleep.

I WENT INSIDE TO GET MORE RUBBER DUCKIES and MUST of fallen asleep!! Worse Hostess ever!!

GOODNITE EVERYONE SEE YOU ALL TOMORROW HOPEFULLY!!

Hi there Yasmeen

And why are you still awake?? You hung around!!

I'm sleepy x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good night Yasmeen.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why thank you Jimmy ! You really are the best

Salute xx"

Hi Goregous... I will be ready to party again tomorrow... Your Bestie partied till 3am last night and it caught up to her this evening!!

actually that was till 3am today ...

Xoxo

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Good night Yasmeen."

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"OHHHHH GOSH Guys I'm so sorry I feel asleep.

I WENT INSIDE TO GET MORE RUBBER DUCKIES and MUST of fallen asleep!! Worse Hostess ever!!

GOODNITE EVERYONE SEE YOU ALL TOMORROW HOPEFULLY!!

Hi there Yasmeen

And why are you still awake?? You hung around!!

I'm sleepy x"

Go on you get to bed !!

Nite Nite !! Sweet Dreams!!

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"OHHHHH GOSH Guys I'm so sorry I feel asleep.

I WENT INSIDE TO GET MORE RUBBER DUCKIES and MUST of fallen asleep!! Worse Hostess ever!!

GOODNITE EVERYONE SEE YOU ALL TOMORROW HOPEFULLY!!

Hi there Yasmeen

And why are you still awake?? You hung around!!

I'm sleepy x

Go on you get to bed !!

Nite Nite !! Sweet Dreams!!

Xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good night Yasmeen."

Alright you ... you go on too ...

Xoxo

I've got this ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good night Yasmeen.

Alright you ... you go on too ...

Xoxo

I've got this ....

I'm still awake. I had my nap earlier. Come back for your hot chocolate when you've done your rounds.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wasn't Jimmy here earlier? I'm certain I saw him."

Hes like you a damn ninja

And just where do you guys go....?

Hmmmmmmmm hmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good night Yasmeen.

Alright you ... you go on too ...

Xoxo

I've got this ....

I'm still awake. I had my nap earlier. Come back for your hot chocolate when you've done your rounds."

Yes Sir

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Popping back in to relax and get my drink from pt1

Hey Cute ass.... ummm I made it...

HEY GUYS WHO DRANK LEE'S DRINK .......

No problem, I'll just take a dip in the hot tub until you've got time to make me another

Here's that drink Mr . CUTE BUTT

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sweet home Alabama...

Hi there !! Wow you came to my Party....

IM SORRY I MISSED YOU... I hope you are back tomorrow!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wasn't Jimmy here earlier? I'm certain I saw him.

Hes like you a damn ninja

And just where do you guys go....?

Hmmmmmmmm hmmmmmmmm

Haha....look out for the quiet ones. We pop up when you least expect.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Attention*

Due to success the famous hot tub party we are looking for a new super hot barman

Step forward applicants

WHAAAATTTTT BEAUTIFUL.... UMMMM I ALREADY HAVE MY SEXY SUPER HOT BARMAN... But parttime is great when he's not here !!

Actually you're the other Busty Babe so you're in charge of hiring this one.... what song are we listening to now ... and where's Cindi

Ohhh pretty mads I need my own naked butler

How about the song

“Show me the way to the next whisky bar “

Ohh I'm sure you will no issues finding one Goregous... Honestly

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening fellow perverts errrrm i mean admirers.

My Stormtrooper

All is now well.... at the hot tub party !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pornstar Martini again please...

Ya drank that pretty quick mister!

RED SETTLES BACK INTO PHOENIX'S LAP, WITH A LITTLE WRIGGLE

Yeah baby! I'm back!!!! Xx

Damn!!!

I missed that...can you repeat again please?

Incoming!!

How's that? Feel good?

Yup.....

So glad you turned the little wriggle into a big one

Anything for you, handsome!

Hmmmm ....well sounds like you guys had a good time

carry on you little love birds!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Someone pour the fireball please

BESTIE NO FIREBALL WITH OUT ME

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Now, go and get ready for bed and come snuggle here with me. It's cold and your hot chocolate is waiting.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Now, go and get ready for bed and come snuggle here with me. It's cold and your hot chocolate is waiting."

Oh it's like that is it eh?

I turn my back and you're up to no good.

Floozy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wookie just wakes up still wearing his mankini 1 cowboy boot and his hat in the corner by the bar.... what happened what.i miss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wookie just wakes up still wearing his mankini 1 cowboy boot and his hat in the corner by the bar.... what happened what.i miss

Miles is 2-timing me.

Cindi is on the prowl.

Be afraid.

Be very afraid

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just woken up with a sore head and aching.. what a night!!

Now off to work

Catch you all later

One love Mollers xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wookie just wakes up still wearing his mankini 1 cowboy boot and his hat in the corner by the bar.... what happened what.i miss

Miles is 2-timing me.

Cindi is on the prowl.

Be afraid.

Be very afraid

"
what have I gotta be afraid of? X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wookie just wakes up still wearing his mankini 1 cowboy boot and his hat in the corner by the bar.... what happened what.i miss

Miles is 2-timing me.

Cindi is on the prowl.

Be afraid.

Be very afraid

what have I gotta be afraid of? X"

A wild beast with animalistic lust that can put even Wookies to shame

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wookie just wakes up still wearing his mankini 1 cowboy boot and his hat in the corner by the bar.... what happened what.i miss

Miles is 2-timing me.

Cindi is on the prowl.

Be afraid.

Be very afraid

what have I gotta be afraid of? X

A wild beast with animalistic lust that can put even Wookies to shame

"
no such beast exists as wookies are pure animalistic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wookie just wakes up still wearing his mankini 1 cowboy boot and his hat in the corner by the bar.... what happened what.i miss

Miles is 2-timing me.

Cindi is on the prowl.

Be afraid.

Be very afraid

what have I gotta be afraid of? X

A wild beast with animalistic lust that can put even Wookies to shame

no such beast exists as wookies are pure animalistic

Maddie, I think we need to kick-start this party again.

Cindi has some seducing to do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wookie just wakes up still wearing his mankini 1 cowboy boot and his hat in the corner by the bar.... what happened what.i miss

Miles is 2-timing me.

Cindi is on the prowl.

Be afraid.

Be very afraid

what have I gotta be afraid of? X

A wild beast with animalistic lust that can put even Wookies to shame

no such beast exists as wookies are pure animalistic

Maddie, I think we need to kick-start this party again.

Cindi has some seducing to do

"
honestly cindi your dark arts wont work on me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wookie just wakes up still wearing his mankini 1 cowboy boot and his hat in the corner by the bar.... what happened what.i miss

Miles is 2-timing me.

Cindi is on the prowl.

Be afraid.

Be very afraid

what have I gotta be afraid of? X

A wild beast with animalistic lust that can put even Wookies to shame

no such beast exists as wookies are pure animalistic

Maddie, I think we need to kick-start this party again.

Cindi has some seducing to do

honestly cindi your dark arts wont work on me

Maybes not.

But tequila might

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wookie just wakes up still wearing his mankini 1 cowboy boot and his hat in the corner by the bar.... what happened what.i miss

Miles is 2-timing me.

Cindi is on the prowl.

Be afraid.

Be very afraid

what have I gotta be afraid of? X

A wild beast with animalistic lust that can put even Wookies to shame

no such beast exists as wookies are pure animalistic

Maddie, I think we need to kick-start this party again.

Cindi has some seducing to do

honestly cindi your dark arts wont work on me

Maybes not.

But tequila might

"
I don't drink tequila and I'm not telling you the one drink that always makes me horny otherwise it will be used against me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wookie just wakes up still wearing his mankini 1 cowboy boot and his hat in the corner by the bar.... what happened what.i miss

Miles is 2-timing me.

Cindi is on the prowl.

Be afraid.

Be very afraid

what have I gotta be afraid of? X

A wild beast with animalistic lust that can put even Wookies to shame

no such beast exists as wookies are pure animalistic

Maddie, I think we need to kick-start this party again.

Cindi has some seducing to do

honestly cindi your dark arts wont work on me

Maybes not.

But tequila might

I don't drink tequila and I'm not telling you the one drink that always makes me horny otherwise it will be used against me

I'm not reading the 200 previous hot tub threads to find out what drink you ask for the most

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wookie just wakes up still wearing his mankini 1 cowboy boot and his hat in the corner by the bar.... what happened what.i miss

Miles is 2-timing me.

Cindi is on the prowl.

Be afraid.

Be very afraid

what have I gotta be afraid of? X

A wild beast with animalistic lust that can put even Wookies to shame

no such beast exists as wookies are pure animalistic

Maddie, I think we need to kick-start this party again.

Cindi has some seducing to do

honestly cindi your dark arts wont work on me

Maybes not.

But tequila might

I don't drink tequila and I'm not telling you the one drink that always makes me horny otherwise it will be used against me

I'm not reading the 200 previous hot tub threads to find out what drink you ask for the most

"
hahaha rum is my go.to.drink but its not the one to get me into bed that you will have to try and coax out of me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wookie just wakes up still wearing his mankini 1 cowboy boot and his hat in the corner by the bar.... what happened what.i miss

Miles is 2-timing me.

Cindi is on the prowl.

Be afraid.

Be very afraid

what have I gotta be afraid of? X

A wild beast with animalistic lust that can put even Wookies to shame

no such beast exists as wookies are pure animalistic

Maddie, I think we need to kick-start this party again.

Cindi has some seducing to do

honestly cindi your dark arts wont work on me

Maybes not.

But tequila might

I don't drink tequila and I'm not telling you the one drink that always makes me horny otherwise it will be used against me

I'm not reading the 200 previous hot tub threads to find out what drink you ask for the most

hahaha rum is my go.to.drink but its not the one to get me into bed that you will have to try and coax out of me

"
that's it make her work for the woolie nookie

have u ever tried Thai rum?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 07/12/20 06:50:14]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ffs bloody typo's wookie nookie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 07/12/20 06:50:14]"
nope and I think she needs to put some effort in I'm not just a sex toy for her lol

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"[Removed by poster at 07/12/20 06:50:14] nope and I think she needs to put some effort in I'm not just a sex toy for her lol

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"[Removed by poster at 07/12/20 06:50:14] nope and I think she needs to put some effort in I'm not just a sex toy for her lol

Don't you start, or you're next

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 07/12/20 06:50:14] nope and I think she needs to put some effort in I'm not just a sex toy for her lol

#MFM is over.

Long live #perverts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 07/12/20 06:50:14] nope and I think she needs to put some effort in I'm not just a sex toy for her lol

Don't you start, or you're next

"
I'm not scared IL just casually hide behind my smaller Mrs & u won't see me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 07/12/20 06:50:14] nope and I think she needs to put some effort in I'm not just a sex toy for her lol

Don't you start, or you're next

I'm not scared IL just casually hide behind my smaller Mrs & u won't see me

One does enjoy the chase.

Catchy kissy?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 07/12/20 06:50:14] nope and I think she needs to put some effort in I'm not just a sex toy for her lol

Don't you start, or you're next

I'm not scared IL just casually hide behind my smaller Mrs & u won't see me

One does enjoy the chase.

Catchy kissy?

"
IL just put my arms out & pretend I'm an aeroplane & u won't b able to catch me specially if I do a fly by near wookie ul see him then go after him & I can fly free

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 07/12/20 06:50:14] nope and I think she needs to put some effort in I'm not just a sex toy for her lol

Don't you start, or you're next

I'm not scared IL just casually hide behind my smaller Mrs & u won't see me

One does enjoy the chase.

Catchy kissy?

IL just put my arms out & pretend I'm an aeroplane & u won't b able to catch me specially if I do a fly by near wookie ul see him then go after him & I can fly free

You've played this game before.

You even know defence tactics

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bore da good morning every one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bore da good morning every one

Morning Taff

I've told Wookie to change out of his mankini but he's not taking any notice of me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 07/12/20 06:50:14] nope and I think she needs to put some effort in I'm not just a sex toy for her lol

Don't you start, or you're next

I'm not scared IL just casually hide behind my smaller Mrs & u won't see me

One does enjoy the chase.

Catchy kissy?

IL just put my arms out & pretend I'm an aeroplane & u won't b able to catch me specially if I do a fly by near wookie ul see him then go after him & I can fly free

You've played this game before.

You even know defence tactics

last time I played it I run in to turbulence & crashed into a wall & Mrs caught me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 07/12/20 06:50:14] nope and I think she needs to put some effort in I'm not just a sex toy for her lol

Don't you start, or you're next

I'm not scared IL just casually hide behind my smaller Mrs & u won't see me

One does enjoy the chase.

Catchy kissy?

IL just put my arms out & pretend I'm an aeroplane & u won't b able to catch me specially if I do a fly by near wookie ul see him then go after him & I can fly free

You've played this game before.

You even know defence tactics

last time I played it I run in to turbulence & crashed into a wall & Mrs caught me

I'll have to think up some new games we can play instead

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

I neeeed coffeeeee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I neeeed coffeeeee

Sorry we only serve alcohol and blowjobs here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 07/12/20 06:50:14] nope and I think she needs to put some effort in I'm not just a sex toy for her lol

Don't you start, or you're next

I'm not scared IL just casually hide behind my smaller Mrs & u won't see me

One does enjoy the chase.

Catchy kissy?

IL just put my arms out & pretend I'm an aeroplane & u won't b able to catch me specially if I do a fly by near wookie ul see him then go after him & I can fly free

You've played this game before.

You even know defence tactics

last time I played it I run in to turbulence & crashed into a wall & Mrs caught me

I'll have to think up some new games we can play instead

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 07/12/20 06:50:14] nope and I think she needs to put some effort in I'm not just a sex toy for her lol

Don't you start, or you're next

I'm not scared IL just casually hide behind my smaller Mrs & u won't see me

One does enjoy the chase.

Catchy kissy?

IL just put my arms out & pretend I'm an aeroplane & u won't b able to catch me specially if I do a fly by near wookie ul see him then go after him & I can fly free

You've played this game before.

You even know defence tactics

"
I'm so worried help me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm so worried help me"

You've had that mankini on for too long now.

Take it off please and let's jump in the hot tub so I can tickle your back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bore da good morning every one

Morning Taff

I've told Wookie to change out of his mankini but he's not taking any notice of me"
oh golly Wookie dear chap please could you change the mankini (ive just googled it , remeber i live in wales ans swimwear is still knitted

)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bore da good morning every one

Morning Taff

I've told Wookie to change out of his mankini but he's not taking any notice of me oh golly Wookie dear chap please could you change the mankini (ive just googled it , remeber i live in wales ans swimwear is still knitted

)

Did a picture of Borat come up on the search?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bore da good morning every one

Morning Taff

)

Did a picture of Borat come up on the search?

"
oddly yes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bore da good morning every one

Morning Taff

)

Did a picture of Borat come up on the search?

oddly yes

He made makini's legendary

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Removes mankini to reveal cock and balls tucked up nicely in a cock sock

I have to maintain my dignity

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Removes mankini to reveal cock and balls tucked up nicely in a cock sock

I have to maintain my dignity

Wtf is a cock sock?

Cindi ignores WD homemade cover upper and leads him by the hand to the hot tub with a twinkle in her eye whilst biting her bottom lip

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Removes mankini to reveal cock and balls tucked up nicely in a cock sock

I have to maintain my dignity

Wtf is a cock sock?

Cindi ignores WD homemade cover upper and leads him by the hand to the hot tub with a twinkle in her eye whilst biting her bottom lip

"
hold on will my sock get wet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Removes mankini to reveal cock and balls tucked up nicely in a cock sock

I have to maintain my dignity

Wtf is a cock sock?

Cindi ignores WD homemade cover upper and leads him by the hand to the hot tub with a twinkle in her eye whilst biting her bottom lip

hold on will my sock get wet

Don't worry about that, if it gets wet and floats away I'll keep you protected and covered with my hand

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Removes mankini to reveal cock and balls tucked up nicely in a cock sock

I have to maintain my dignity

Wtf is a cock sock?

Cindi ignores WD homemade cover upper and leads him by the hand to the hot tub with a twinkle in her eye whilst biting her bottom lip

hold on will my sock get wet

Don't worry about that, if it gets wet and floats away I'll keep you protected and covered with my hand

"
thank god for bubbles

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Morning you sexy buggers.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning you sexy buggers.

Morning Sir.

I don't know where all the girls are.

Guess I have you boys all to myself.

What is a girl to do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning you sexy buggers.

Morning Sir.

I don't know where all the girls are.

Guess I have you boys all to myself.

What is a girl to do

"
first of all stop grading at my sock it's not a play thing

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By *somemoresomeCouple over a year ago

south east

Ohh _iddlesticks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ohh _iddlesticks

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morning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good morning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good morning

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morning beautiful

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morning everyone....

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Hey up you lot.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey up you lot.

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morning wing man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey up you lot.

morning wing man"

3 sum

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Hey up you lot.

morning wing man

3 sum

Naughty. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey up you lot.

morning wing man

3 sum

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pervert

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