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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Just wondering if there’s a connection as 300 of the 752 women I’ve shagged this year have compared my performance to that of some kind of motorised transport.

Anyone else had this?

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

I’ve been compared to the rear end of a double decker bus before

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By *AFBODMan over a year ago

Woodhall Spa

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By *AFBODMan over a year ago

Woodhall Spa

"I’ve been compared to the rear end of a double decker bus before

As i was trying to say..

Nice rear End though..

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

No but they always want to come on my airbags for some reason.

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

I'm a clapped out old banger

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By *ensual mMan over a year ago

conwy

Its not motorised but ive been compared to a racehorse which is a form of transport. Yes i know this opens up so many questions which i should have asked at the time but wasnt sure i wanted to know the answers to them.

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

They said I wasn't worth a tank...

...at least that's how I heard it

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

A milk float?

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By *rAitchMan over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I'm built for comfort, not for speed.

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By *ritladMan over a year ago

Taunton

"No but they always want to come on my airbags for some reason. "

I hope they can produce enough to do a full covering

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By *igmaMan over a year ago

Yorkshire

"A milk float? "

Your milk float brings all the boys to the yard

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"A milk float?

Your milk float brings all the boys to the yard"

Slowly and with a loud humming sound.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was likened to that of a steam engine

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By *ritladMan over a year ago

Taunton

"A milk float?

Your milk float brings all the boys to the yard

Slowly and with a loud humming sound. "

With a loud rattle when going over bumps

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just wondering if there’s a connection as 300 of the 752 women I’ve shagged this year have compared my performance to that of some kind of motorised transport.

Anyone else had this?"

In the interests of complete accuracy...

301 out of 753 now.

She mumbled something about a stallion during the throws of passion which as everyone knows is Ferrari.

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By *lut and sirCouple over a year ago

Northampton

A motorbike.. cos if you ride me in a shopping centre carpark, ppl will complain about the noise but still come and watch lol

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By *uriouscouple83Couple over a year ago

Worcester

A fiat multipla

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This sounds like a very British follow-up to Boats and Hoes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This sounds like a very British follow-up to Boats and Hoes "

The greatest song this century

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By *igmaMan over a year ago

Yorkshire

"A milk float?

Your milk float brings all the boys to the yard

Slowly and with a loud humming sound. "

...and a clinkering of 500 empties in the back

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By *uck-RogersMan over a year ago

Oakhill

752 Women this year.

How do you find the time to play a guitar.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"752 Women this year.

How do you find the time to play a guitar.

753 now.

I’m currently playing stairway to heaven whilst smoking in bed.

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By *uck-RogersMan over a year ago

Oakhill

Wow, you like zepplin. ? that's a whole lotta love.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wow, you like zepplin. ? that's a whole lotta love.

...and girls aloud.

I’m just a love machine.

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"I’ve been compared to the rear end of a double decker bus before

As i was trying to say..

Nice rear End though..

You got there eventually

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A hovercraft? Wheelbarrow? I give up

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

I love my women like Ferraris...curvy and go from naught to naughty in five seconds

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By *xtrafun4youMan over a year ago

Dunstable

"I’ve been compared to the rear end of a double decker bus before

"
that's one bus ride I would like.

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By *yphodMan over a year ago

London

Original fiat 500 a bit of a tight squeeze

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man over a year ago

BRIDPORT

With this virus going around anyone who has a bubble car is on too a winner.

(Probably not many old enough to remember bubble cars).

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just wondering if there’s a connection as 300 of the 752 women I’ve shagged this year have compared my performance to that of some kind of motorised transport.

Anyone else had this?

In the interests of complete accuracy...

301 out of 753 now.

She mumbled something about a stallion during the throws of passion which as everyone knows is Ferrari.

I think you’ll find it was “ouch, you’re medallion” as it did hit me in my face several times

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

What does it mean then when my partner slaps me on the arse and shouts "ride it, Cowboy!"

I'm confused

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By *erry bull1Man over a year ago

doncaster

Scania truck cab is good for meets

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

Taxi for Sam anyone?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just wondering if there’s a connection as 300 of the 752 women I’ve shagged this year have compared my performance to that of some kind of motorised transport.

Anyone else had this?

In the interests of complete accuracy...

301 out of 753 now.

She mumbled something about a stallion during the throws of passion which as everyone knows is Ferrari.

I think you’ll find it was “ouch, you’re medallion” as it did hit me in my face several times

*your

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By *9alMan over a year ago

Bridgend

I have a 1959 Austin A 35 that is 50 shades of grey

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By *AFBODMan over a year ago