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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm not sure why but so many woman seem to link me to religious figures while having sex with me.
For instance so many have said when I first enter then oh jesus. And I've heard many times durring aex oh god yes....
I've never been called much else mind but one woman did say I looked like buddha lol  |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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Thou shall not put it in the ass
Thou shall not cum in the eye
Thou shall not wank into a cup
Thou shall not wipe it on the curtains
Thou must not wank at 11am on Sundays unless ye wants to be struck by lightening...
Thou shall make the sex last longer than 10 minutes
Thou will bake cake
Thou will eat cake
If thou bakes cakes, the ladies, they will cum *wink wink nudge nudge*
Thou ran out of something for the last commandment.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had a spanish gf who’d often say ‘Adios’ while having sex when we first started dating. I questioned my abilities in bed or why else would she say ‘goodbye’ but she kept coming back for more.
It was only after a month or so I was made aware that she had been saying ‘Oh dios’ ( oh god)
My faith was restored.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thou shall not put it in the ass
Thou shall not cum in the eye
Thou shall not wank into a cup
Thou shall not wipe it on the curtains
Thou must not wank at 11am on Sundays unless ye wants to be struck by lightening...
Thou shall make the sex last longer than 10 minutes
Thou will bake cake
Thou will eat cake
If thou bakes cakes, the ladies, they will cum *wink wink nudge nudge*
Thou ran out of something for the last commandment.
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Thou shall not cum in said cake |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
"Thou shall not put it in the ass
Thou shall not cum in the eye
Thou shall not wank into a cup
Thou shall not wipe it on the curtains
Thou must not wank at 11am on Sundays unless ye wants to be struck by lightening...
Thou shall make the sex last longer than 10 minutes
Thou will bake cake
Thou will eat cake
If thou bakes cakes, the ladies, they will cum *wink wink nudge nudge*
Thou ran out of something for the last commandment.
Thou shall not cum in said cake"
Indeed! That’s a waste of cum and a waste of cake  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Thou shall not put it in the ass
Thou shall not cum in the eye
Thou shall not wank into a cup
Thou shall not wipe it on the curtains
Thou must not wank at 11am on Sundays unless ye wants to be struck by lightening...
Thou shall make the sex last longer than 10 minutes
Thou will bake cake
Thou will eat cake
If thou bakes cakes, the ladies, they will cum *wink wink nudge nudge*
Thou ran out of something for the last commandment.
"
well you know I know cake |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thou shall not put it in the ass
Thou shall not cum in the eye
Thou shall not wank into a cup
Thou shall not wipe it on the curtains
Thou must not wank at 11am on Sundays unless ye wants to be struck by lightening...
Thou shall make the sex last longer than 10 minutes
Thou will bake cake
Thou will eat cake
If thou bakes cakes, the ladies, they will cum *wink wink nudge nudge*
Thou ran out of something for the last commandment.
well you know I know cake "
‘Know’ in the biblical sense? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thou shall not put it in the ass
Thou shall not cum in the eye
Thou shall not wank into a cup
Thou shall not wipe it on the curtains
Thou must not wank at 11am on Sundays unless ye wants to be struck by lightening...
Thou shall make the sex last longer than 10 minutes
Thou will bake cake
Thou will eat cake
If thou bakes cakes, the ladies, they will cum *wink wink nudge nudge*
Thou ran out of something for the last commandment.
Thou shall not cum in said cake
Indeed! That’s a waste of cum and a waste of cake "
It’s unforgivable really! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thou shall not put it in the ass
Thou shall not cum in the eye
Thou shall not wank into a cup
Thou shall not wipe it on the curtains
Thou must not wank at 11am on Sundays unless ye wants to be struck by lightening...
Thou shall make the sex last longer than 10 minutes
Thou will bake cake
Thou will eat cake
If thou bakes cakes, the ladies, they will cum *wink wink nudge nudge*
Thou ran out of something for the last commandment.
Thou shall not cum in said cake
Indeed! That’s a waste of cum and a waste of cake "
Cum Cake. I googled. Plenty of cum cake videos (eating cake that's been cum on) and there's even an album called Cum Cake by cupkKake |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
"Thou shall not put it in the ass
Thou shall not cum in the eye
Thou shall not wank into a cup
Thou shall not wipe it on the curtains
Thou must not wank at 11am on Sundays unless ye wants to be struck by lightening...
Thou shall make the sex last longer than 10 minutes
Thou will bake cake
Thou will eat cake
If thou bakes cakes, the ladies, they will cum *wink wink nudge nudge*
Thou ran out of something for the last commandment.
Thou shall not cum in said cake
Indeed! That’s a waste of cum and a waste of cake
Cum Cake. I googled. Plenty of cum cake videos (eating cake that's been cum on) and there's even an album called Cum Cake by cupkKake "
Mmmmmm a new meaning for drizzle cake |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thou shall not put it in the ass
Thou shall not cum in the eye
Thou shall not wank into a cup
Thou shall not wipe it on the curtains
Thou must not wank at 11am on Sundays unless ye wants to be struck by lightening...
Thou shall make the sex last longer than 10 minutes
Thou will bake cake
Thou will eat cake
If thou bakes cakes, the ladies, they will cum *wink wink nudge nudge*
Thou ran out of something for the last commandment.
Thou shall not cum in said cake
Indeed! That’s a waste of cum and a waste of cake
Cum Cake. I googled. Plenty of cum cake videos (eating cake that's been cum on) and there's even an album called Cum Cake by cupkKake
Mmmmmm a new meaning for drizzle cake "
I'm sure I could hunt down an actual cum cake recipe as well |
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