Home truths

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm fat,

I'm bald,

I'm ginger,

I'm ugly

I'm in a relationship,

I'm only talking to you because you may have sex with me,

I'm sporadically replying to your messages as the first time we had sex wasn't great but you're on the back burner in case I get desperate.

OK Santa, I've confessed everything, surely I get on the nice list now. I really want that PS5. Please!!!!!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He wants to take a PS5

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well at least you’re not as ginger as you used to be?

(Also ginger)