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Woke up this morning, from a really sexy dream, i was a teenager again, and having the most incredible sex with my mates mum and sister, it was so real, i had to finish off thing's as soon as I got up.  . Have you ever had a sex dream that seemed so real you woke up super horny |
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Not quite....
But Mr felt the need to share his dream when he awoke the other morning....he'd been having an affair with some dirty cow at work and decided to fuck off and leave me and the kids. Went on the lash with all his mates who commended him on getting a younger, fitter bird.....
Funnily enough his breakfast, lunch and dinner tasted funny that entire day after sharing. Turns out shite isn't the best condiment. |
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"Not quite....
But Mr felt the need to share his dream when he awoke the other morning....he'd been having an affair with some dirty cow at work and decided to fuck off and leave me and the kids. Went on the lash with all his mates who commended him on getting a younger, fitter bird.....
Funnily enough his breakfast, lunch and dinner tasted funny that entire day after sharing. Turns out shite isn't the best condiment."
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Love a good sex dream. Especially the randomness of who pops into them - old teachers, colleagues, people from here! There's actually someone from the forum, who has no clue, featuring frequently in mine just now, so I'll take this opportunity to thank him ! |
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"I once had a dream about a 3sum on the overnight ferry to Holland. I woke up covered in love bites. Very confusing "
It must have been the Twolips (tulips)
Get it ... two lips.. love bites..ahhh humour |
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"I once had a dream about a 3sum on the overnight ferry to Holland. I woke up covered in love bites. Very confusing
It must have been the Twolips (tulips)
Get it ... two lips.. love bites..ahhh humour "
or he just had a bit too much Dutch courage |
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