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One up the bum, no harm done
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"up the bum means no kids
lol, I never learnt that as a method of contraception in sex ed at school 
it quite an effective method lol"
I guess there is a danger of it dribbling fannywards  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One up the fanny
Your mothers a granny
Down this neck of the woods, your mum being your gran is a very real scenario...."
Come to where I am. I'm my own Grandpa...... 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One up the fanny
Your mothers a granny
Down this neck of the woods, your mum being your gran is a very real scenario....
Come to where I am. I'm my own Grandpa......
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Lovin that song... |
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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago
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"Medical fact or old wives tale??? what does it say for one up the bum, one in ya mouth and one up ya chuff?"
your a greedy bugger or a good time girl depending on how many others are in the room wanting some
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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"Medical fact or old wives tale??? what does it say for one up the bum, one in ya mouth and one up ya chuff?"
One in the bum, no harm done,
One in the gob, bloody good job,
One up the chuff, could be up the duff
Couldn't think of a half decent rhyme for mouth  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Medical fact or old wives tale??? what does it say for one up the bum, one in ya mouth and one up ya chuff?
One in the bum, no harm done,
One in the gob, bloody good job,
One up the chuff, could be up the duff
Couldn't think of a half decent rhyme for mouth "
should it be "one up the chuff is never enough"?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Medical fact or old wives tale??? "
Occasionally no but I do know people who indulged too often ended up with a prolapse. I guess its all a matter of how healthy your bum is.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Medical fact or old wives tale???
Occasionally no but I do know people who indulged too often ended up with a prolapse. I guess its all a matter of how healthy your bum is. "
are we going on to the Prolapsed Arsehole thread again? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Medical fact or old wives tale??? what does it say for one up the bum, one in ya mouth and one up ya chuff?"
Mumble mumble mumble, I belive was the apropriate response, under those circumstances.........
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Medical fact or old wives tale???
Occasionally no but I do know people who indulged too often ended up with a prolapse. I guess its all a matter of how healthy your bum is.
are we going on to the Prolapsed Arsehole thread again? "
Carefull, there could be a falling out.......... |
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