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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Just thought I would share this delicious trick with you guys.

You will need:

1 plastic decorating plastic sheet (about £1 from Wilkinsons or B and Q)

1 bottle of baby oil

1 Bed

Cover your bed with the more than generous sheet and smother each other in the oil, absolutely one of the best nights ive ever had!

Anyone got any other uses for it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I use it to keep the Pig's skin smooth and moisturised

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeah it's good for lubricating the joints of push fit plastic pipe ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And getting your feet in your Wellies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I knew it was a mistake mentioning it..LMAO!!!!!

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By *hristalCouple over a year ago

Northampton

Also good for keeping the stainless steel in a kitchen nice and clean and shiny

Christalx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just thought I would share this delicious trick with you guys.

You will need:

1 plastic decorating plastic sheet (about £1 from Wilkinsons or B and Q)

1 bottle of baby oil

1 Bed

Cover your bed with the more than generous sheet and smother each other in the oil, absolutely one of the best nights ive ever had!

Anyone got any other uses for it? "

Bet your bum was kissably soft after?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

amongst other things laine lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ooooh baby oil, yes i love it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love baby oil... its the closest feeling I have found to actually swimming together...you just slip-slide all over each other mmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I use it to keep the Pig's skin smooth and moisturised

Lolly covers herself in the stuff every night its like trying to cuddle up to a bloody trout!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I use it to keep the Pig's skin smooth and moisturised

Lolly covers herself in the stuff every night its like trying to cuddle up to a bloody trout!!!!!"

Lol thats so funny, actually if shes using this to moisturise she would be better with a proper body moisturiser, its been clinically proven that the molecular structure of baby oil is too big and wont penetrate the skin like a body moisturiser will, bit technical but true!

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By *antsanddorsetMan over a year ago

southampton

"Just thought I would share this delicious trick with you guys.

You will need:

1 plastic decorating plastic sheet (about £1 from Wilkinsons or B and Q)

1 bottle of baby oil

1 Bed

Cover your bed with the more than generous sheet and smother each other in the oil, absolutely one of the best nights ive ever had!

Anyone got any other uses for it? "

i believe it is termed the 'Mazola rolla' in the escort business

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She uses that as well but not as often she also uses bio oil as even her doctor recommended that but they all make her as slippery as an eel for about 20 mins after

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Escort business?? lol, I just thought up the idea after getting some of those plastic sheets to cover things whilst decorating hehe. A guy I know used a giant wheelie bin bag, they put the oil in and then both climbed inside, it was a new bag I have to say!

Bio Oil is fab, expensive but really really good

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By *antsanddorsetMan over a year ago

southampton

"Escort business?? lol, I just thought up the idea after getting some of those plastic sheets to cover things whilst decorating hehe. A guy I know used a giant wheelie bin bag, they put the oil in and then both climbed inside, it was a new bag I have to say!

Bio Oil is fab, expensive but really really good "

before you jump to conclusions I have a friend (an ex fb) thats now an escort

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Bio Oil is fab, expensive but really really good

before you jump to conclusions I have a friend (an ex fb) thats now an escort

lol thank you for pointing that out, nothing had crossed my mind hehe xxx

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