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When your car has broken down, ALWAYS make sure the knees are bent and the back is straight when pushing the vehicle.
It makes it so much easier for the wife to push |
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"No four legged animal has four knees...
Elephants do.
Talking of which, elephants can't jump.
neither can white men....."
Racist and sexist!! 
I'm white and I had a jump the other night  |
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"No four legged animal has four knees...
Elephants do.
Talking of which, elephants can't jump.
neither can white men.....
Racist and sexist!!
I'm white and I had a jump the other night "
then wesley snipes and woody harellson are fcuking liars!! lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No four legged animal has four knees...
Elephants do.
Talking of which, elephants can't jump.
neither can white men.....
Racist and sexist!!
I'm white and I had a jump the other night
then wesley snipes and woody harellson are fcuking liars!! lol"
One beats the shit out of everybody that stands in his way and the other kills zombies.....yep! they're fecking liars!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No four legged animal has four knees...
Elephants do.
Talking of which, elephants can't jump.
Elephants have wrists..."
They don't, they have elbows (their knees point forward, their elbows point back) |
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The whelk has the longest penis, relative to it's body size, in the Animal Kingdom at around 15 times. It is prehensile and has scent sencing cells at the tip to be able to find the female....... |
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"No four legged animal has four knees...
Elephants do.
Talking of which, elephants can't jump.
Elephants have wrists...They don't, they have elbows (their knees point forward, their elbows point back)"
Still don't fancy one off the wrist |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Winston Churchill was not only a great speech maker, his wit was also legendary. In the House of Commons Nancy Astor MP, angry with Churchill, said 'If I were married to you, I'd put poison in your coffee'. Churchill replied 'Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it'.
Another female MP, Bessie Braddock when seeing Churchill intoxicated, said 'Winston you're d*unk' to which Churchill replied 'Bessie you're ugly. And tomorrow I shall be sober'.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cricket is the only sport, profesionaly played, which does not have any rules........."
not really true...... its has LAWS but these are encompassed by 'The Rules of Cricket' as laid down by the MCC
http://www.rulesofcricket.co.uk/ |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cricket is the only sport, profesionaly played, which does not have any rules.........
Have you ever seen league 2 football lol.... "
lol Cricket has Laws not rules....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Winston Churchill was not only a great speech maker, his wit was also legendary. In the House of Commons Nancy Astor MP, angry with Churchill, said 'If I were married to you, I'd put poison in your coffee'. Churchill replied 'Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it'.
Another female MP, Bessie Braddock when seeing Churchill intoxicated, said 'Winston you're d*unk' to which Churchill replied 'Bessie you're ugly. And tomorrow I shall be sober'.
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Cripes, don't get me started on Old Winnie, I will be drummed out of the forum....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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actually football as a game has no rules either, it is played under the laws of the game.
the stucture of the sport as a whole is governed by rules and regulations but the playing of the game itself is governed by laws not rules |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You can't lick your elbow with your Tongue!
Seems to be a theme running here? Lol xx"
You can with a chainsaw!
Or if a boulder traps your arm - a pen knife!
Although I don't remember seeing him try in the film! |
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"Winston Churchill was not only a great speech maker, his wit was also legendary. In the House of Commons Nancy Astor MP, angry with Churchill, said 'If I were married to you, I'd put poison in your coffee'. Churchill replied 'Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it'.
Another female MP, Bessie Braddock when seeing Churchill intoxicated, said 'Winston you're d*unk' to which Churchill replied 'Bessie you're ugly. And tomorrow I shall be sober'.
Cripes, don't get me started on Old Winnie, I will be drummed out of the forum......."
there ya go again with the seriousness....lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Winston Churchill was not only a great speech maker, his wit was also legendary. In the House of Commons Nancy Astor MP, angry with Churchill, said 'If I were married to you, I'd put poison in your coffee'. Churchill replied 'Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it'.
Another female MP, Bessie Braddock when seeing Churchill intoxicated, said 'Winston you're d*unk' to which Churchill replied 'Bessie you're ugly. And tomorrow I shall be sober'.
Cripes, don't get me started on Old Winnie, I will be drummed out of the forum.......
there ya go again with the seriousness....lol"
Sod it, now I gotta wait for some other people to post! |
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"Winston Churchill was not only a great speech maker, his wit was also legendary. In the House of Commons Nancy Astor MP, angry with Churchill, said 'If I were married to you, I'd put poison in your coffee'. Churchill replied 'Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it'.
Another female MP, Bessie Braddock when seeing Churchill intoxicated, said 'Winston you're d*unk' to which Churchill replied 'Bessie you're ugly. And tomorrow I shall be sober'.
Cripes, don't get me started on Old Winnie, I will be drummed out of the forum.......
there ya go again with the seriousness....lolSod it, now I gotta wait for some other people to post!"
im actually intrueged as to what you were gonna post |
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"buy a bottle of water from the supermarket and it will have a 'best before' date, yet all the water that we drink is over 3 billion years old!!
Not ALL water
I make my own from the tap"
i use urine recyc.
mind, some people say im just taking the piss...... |
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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago
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"No four legged animal has four knees...
Elephants do.
Talking of which, elephants can't jump."
Julius Ceasar claimed that elephants have no knees at all, a mistake that was taken as true for many centuries after. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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A British medical journal called The Practitioner has determined that bird watching can be hazardous to one's health. They have officially designated bird watching a hazardous activity, using the example of the death of a bird watcher who became so wrapped up in watching a particular bird that he failed to notice his potentially dangerous surroundings and was eaten by a crocodile. |
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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago
South Gloucestershire |
"A giraffes Tongue is 2ft long!!!! Xx
they also have the longest tail of any land animal 
and they also have the same number of neck bones as a human"
and thier tongues are black and feel like sandpaper they are so rough |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"buy a bottle of water from the supermarket and it will have a 'best before' date, yet all the water that we drink is over 3 billion years old!!
Not ALL water
I make my own from the tap
i use urine recyc.
mind, some people say im just taking the piss......"
Astronauts on the space station recycle their urine as it costs......wait for it......... 11000 dolloars per litre to transport clean water to them...
and i thought Waitrose was expensive...  |
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"A giraffes Tongue is 2ft long!!!! Xx
they also have the longest tail of any land animal
and they also have the same number of neck bones as a human
and thier tongues are black and feel like sandpaper they are so rough"
that sounds like you have had a painful experience lol |
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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago
South Gloucestershire |
"buy a bottle of water from the supermarket and it will have a 'best before' date, yet all the water that we drink is over 3 billion years old!!
Not ALL water
I make my own from the tap
i use urine recyc.
mind, some people say im just taking the piss......
Astronauts on the space station recycle their urine as it costs......wait for it......... 11000 dolloars per litre to transport clean water to them...
and i thought Waitrose was expensive... "
theyd be pissed off if it was past its sell by and had to take it back then |
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"A giraffes Tongue is 2ft long!!!! Xx
they also have the longest tail of any land animal
and they also have the same number of neck bones as a human
and thier tongues are black and feel like sandpaper they are so rough"
and mat i just say, looking at your pics.
RIKES!!!!! lol |
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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago
South Gloucestershire |
"A giraffes Tongue is 2ft long!!!! Xx
they also have the longest tail of any land animal
and they also have the same number of neck bones as a human
and thier tongues are black and feel like sandpaper they are so rough
that sounds like you have had a painful experience lol"
yep one has reached over the bars and licked me once, not nice |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"buy a bottle of water from the supermarket and it will have a 'best before' date, yet all the water that we drink is over 3 billion years old!!
Not ALL water
I make my own from the tap
i use urine recyc.
mind, some people say im just taking the piss......
Astronauts on the space station recycle their urine as it costs......wait for it......... 11000 dolloars per litre to transport clean water to them...
and i thought Waitrose was expensive...
theyd be pissed off if it was past its sell by and had to take it back then"
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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago
South Gloucestershire |
"rikes?
yeah, what scooby use to say a lot.
could have said jengies but i didnt think it was as funny"
stupid me, scoobie said rikes, velma said jengies, cany remember what daphe said (tho im mr love 2 and have a shaggy mask too) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"buy a bottle of water from the supermarket and it will have a 'best before' date, yet all the water that we drink is over 3 billion years old!!"
The sell by date refers to the bottle itself, not the water. If its a plastic PET bottle, it degrades and contaminates the water once opened.....
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By (user no longer on site)
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"buy a bottle of water from the supermarket and it will have a 'best before' date, yet all the water that we drink is over 3 billion years old!!
The sell by date refers to the bottle itself, not the water. If its a plastic PET bottle, it degrades and contaminates the water once opened.....
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you may well be right but water sold in glass bottles still have a best before date!!! glass doesnt degrade and contaminate the water.
explain that one
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By (user no longer on site)
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"buy a bottle of water from the supermarket and it will have a 'best before' date, yet all the water that we drink is over 3 billion years old!!
The sell by date refers to the bottle itself, not the water. If its a plastic PET bottle, it degrades and contaminates the water once opened.....
you may well be right but water sold in glass bottles still have a best before date!!! glass doesnt degrade and contaminate the water.
explain that one
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Glass doesn't actualy set solid, the structure is still fluid (albeit incredibly viscous). Over a long enough timescale the bottle will deform and the water will run away........Also any metal in the cap might corode and croduce toxic contaminents.........Ner ner ner ner ner! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"buy a bottle of water from the supermarket and it will have a 'best before' date, yet all the water that we drink is over 3 billion years old!!
The sell by date refers to the bottle itself, not the water. If its a plastic PET bottle, it degrades and contaminates the water once opened.....
you may well be right but water sold in glass bottles still have a best before date!!! glass doesnt degrade and contaminate the water.
explain that one
Glass doesn't actualy set solid, the structure is still fluid (albeit incredibly viscous). Over a long enough timescale the bottle will deform and the water will run away........Also any metal in the cap might corode and croduce toxic contaminents.........Ner ner ner ner ner!"
ok yes, glass is a liquid really and does deform over many years, but not over 3 or 4 months or whatever a best before date would be.
The real reason, i belive, is that the date refers to the integrity of the container and its sterility.... its the same with tins of beans etc. i have opened tins way outside the date and the contents are ok. its just that the longer something is in its container the higher the likelehood of a breach of its airtightedness (is that word?) which could then lead to contamination.
its just a safety net. ok its different for some perishable items such as dairy produce because contents themselves break down even in an airtight container.
it just made me laugh one day when a water advert went on about how it was filtered for thousands of years through volcanic rock, picking up many minerals an vitamins on the way and how it was bottles at source and the most purest most natural product etc etc etc.. and then told everyone they had to drink it within 6 months...!!!!!! or what?? i dont know!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"no mater how pure, almost all the water you drink has been pissed out, at some point..........."
yep it sure has........
in our local pub they bypass all that recycling rubbish and just put it straight back in the keg.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Dom Perignon was actualy trying to figure out a way to take bubbles out of champaign untill English bottle makers perfected a way to mass produce thick bottles for his fizzy wine. |
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By *umsuckMan
over a year ago
Gateshead |
"More people were executed by Guillotine in Nazi Germany than during the French revolution Realy? I am suprised!"
Actually there's no true figures but estimates put 10/12 thousand during revolution and 16/20 during Nazi reign. East Germany continued to use the guillotine into 1960's |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"no mater how pure, almost all the water you drink has been pissed out, at some point...........
yep it sure has........
in our local pub they bypass all that recycling rubbish and just put it straight back in the keg.... "
Think we go to the same local......
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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago
South Gloucestershire |
"Dom Perignon was actualy trying to figure out a way to take bubbles out of champaign untill English bottle makers perfected a way to mass produce thick bottles for his fizzy wine."
I mentioned that on another forum triv thread, it started in london where a guy got a faulty batch of Red wine which was fizzy, he rquested more so dom perignon tried to reproduce it but the bottles kept breaking under the pressure until they found a geordie glass producers that made extra strong bottles,
for the record they make them then turn them uspide down at an angle so the fermenting yeast collects near the lid then they freeze it there, once its frozen they pop the top off it then top it up with flat wine then cork it |
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The 'Charge of the Light Brigade' was caused by confused orders and dislike of the Army comander by the comander of the cavalry, who was killed during the charge. That action was followed very quickly by a charge by the 'heavy brigade' of cavalry which was entirely successfull in achieving it's objectives......... |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Gonads Like a sack of potatoes some of us guys"
Buster Gonad and his unfeasibly large testicles is alive and kicking and still trundling his bollox round in a wheelbarrow then |
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"Gonads Like a sack of potatoes some of us guys
Buster Gonad and his unfeasibly large testicles is alive and kicking and still trundling his bollox round in a wheelbarrow then "
Just seen him in the fabbed pics |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Apparently a pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes
you calling me a pig????
You must be a real heavy cummer if it takes 30 minutes to blow your load "
doesnt realy blow. it just dribbles a lot... |
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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago
South Gloucestershire |
"Apparently a pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes
you calling me a pig????
You must be a real heavy cummer if it takes 30 minutes to blow your load
doesnt realy blow. it just dribbles a lot... "
is that his mouth hes talking about? |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"Apparently a pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes
sheep dont orgasm.
well not when i shag them. 
female i hope
wouldn't want to think of you as a perve"
shame on you mushy,the very thought eeeeeeccchhh.
just cause she's called barry,and is a good driver,doesn't mean she's male.
oh shit!oh shit!!oh shit!!!. |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
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lol
The first rule of giving is being able to take, unless..
it's a mardy woman with a strap on."
i've met mardy woman,you try saying no.
although saying, ouch,ouch,ouch,ouch,ouch,ouch,ouch,ouch,
is apparently ok. |
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