I want to pretend to be an octopus and then when anyone who I dont like asks me for sex, I can rip off my penis, throw I at them and tell them to go fuck themselves.
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"Doing the splits, dressed like bananas in pyjamas, eating a banana split whilst a naked man helicopters his banana in front of my face
You know that can be arranged   "
If you can do the splits then i'll helicopter you if you really want to arrange this..... |
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"Sex, in a biscuit factory, ideally by the custard cream production line
That's very specific.
Anything about custard creams in particular you prefer?
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Their combination of firm crunchiness, coupled with a lickable creamy centre. Highly dunkable too |
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"Sex, in a biscuit factory, ideally by the custard cream production line
That's very specific.
Anything about custard creams in particular you prefer?
Their combination of firm crunchiness, coupled with a lickable creamy centre. Highly dunkable too "
They are my favourite also 
There is a biscuit lover on twitter who asks celebs their fave biscuit. Is it you? |
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"Sex, in a biscuit factory, ideally by the custard cream production line
That's very specific.
Anything about custard creams in particular you prefer?
Their combination of firm crunchiness, coupled with a lickable creamy centre. Highly dunkable too
They are my favourite also
There is a biscuit lover on twitter who asks celebs their fave biscuit. Is it you? "
No but, just going to find them on Twitter now |
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"Sex, in a biscuit factory, ideally by the custard cream production line
That's very specific.
Anything about custard creams in particular you prefer?
Their combination of firm crunchiness, coupled with a lickable creamy centre. Highly dunkable too
They are my favourite also
There is a biscuit lover on twitter who asks celebs their fave biscuit. Is it you?
No but, just going to find them on Twitter now "
There is also a cheese guy who does the same.
They are pretty well known now |
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