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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Your Christmas trees, silly!
Do you have a REAL one that's scr4ping accross the ceiling? Or do you have a fake tree that fits neatly on your desk?
How do you mount yours?
How do you decorate - lights first or last? Angel or star, or both?
Do you place presents underneath from the off or do you wait for Christmas Eve when Santa "delivers" them?
Do you have those god awful flashing, fit inducing, jazzy lights with multiple disco settings or do you have soft glowey ones? Does anyone use candles anymore?
Is there a fashion this year?
Our tree is called Eve, she's a 6 ft non-dropper (yeah they saw us coming with that - we've already had the vacuum out and it's only day two). My daughter manages decorating operations and Eve looks like she's received a direct hit from a massive fairy bomb.
Tell me about your tree's please fabbers?
If you don't care much about trees then you could always just say hi or send me your boobs if you like 
Much love 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't have one. Don't want one.
Welcome back 
I'd give you one 
Thanks (I'm new) x"
Oh? You look VERY familiar...even have the same writing style...
Guess you have an evil twin...
Lu |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Don't have one. Don't want one.
Welcome back
I'd give you one
Thanks (I'm new) x
Oh? You look VERY familiar...even have the same writing style...
Guess you have an evil twin...
Lu "
No I'M the evil twin.... |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Your tree sounds just perfect OP (minus the needle shedding, it's why I avoid real ones).
The tree isn't up yet, it's a 7ft snow tipped big bushy monster of joy. We have quite tall ceilings, the year before last we had a 9ft one in and that was beautiful but an utter ballache to decorate.
It's decorated with sentimental ornaments from various trips, gifts etc, warm white lights that twinkle and I have a lovely snowy tree skirt. Presents come down very early Christmas morning (I'm normally up at 5am as I'm so excited and I have to message Babs the Christmas fairy to send her some love). Some years I do popcorn garlands going around it, I'm not the biggest fan of tinsle. Last year I spent ages crafting a miniature paper garland to go around it but that's so much effort for this year. 
I'd send boobs but you've probably seen them enough time and I'm currently cringing at my lack of photo skills anyway. You're not missing out.
When do you get your presents out? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m a true Christmas Scrooge. There won’t be so much as a decoration in my house "
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't have one. Don't want one.
Welcome back
I'd give you one
Thanks (I'm new) x
Oh? You look VERY familiar...even have the same writing style...
Guess you have an evil twin...
Lu
No I'M the evil twin...."
Jeez...you'll be trouble then! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a 7 ft Nordmann Firr. Hes real. He's also lopsided because he was too tall for my little cottage so I needed to give him a bit of a trim. He's very full of soft golden fairy lights, and gold, cream and silver decorations. No tinsel just some lovely beads with a gold star on the top.
He smells gorgeous. And despite his obvious flaws I love him. I think Bob and I are perhaps kindred spirits  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Don't have one. Don't want one.
Welcome back
I'd give you one
Thanks (I'm new) x
Oh? You look VERY familiar...even have the same writing style...
Guess you have an evil twin...
Lu
No I'M the evil twin....
Jeez...you'll be trouble then! "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Your tree sounds just perfect OP (minus the needle shedding, it's why I avoid real ones).
The tree isn't up yet, it's a 7ft snow tipped big bushy monster of joy. We have quite tall ceilings, the year before last we had a 9ft one in and that was beautiful but an utter ballache to decorate.
It's decorated with sentimental ornaments from various trips, gifts etc, warm white lights that twinkle and I have a lovely snowy tree skirt. Presents come down very early Christmas morning (I'm normally up at 5am as I'm so excited and I have to message Babs the Christmas fairy to send her some love). Some years I do popcorn garlands going around it, I'm not the biggest fan of tinsle. Last year I spent ages crafting a miniature paper garland to go around it but that's so much effort for this year.
I'd send boobs but you've probably seen them enough time and I'm currently cringing at my lack of photo skills anyway. You're not missing out.
When do you get your presents out? "
Babs 
Any woman with a snow tipped big bushy monster of joy is my kinda girl! 
Your orange pic was beautiful and I could never get enough of your boobs....
My presents remain hidden in the loft until Christmas Eve and I then tiptoe around to bring them down while my daughter is hopefully asleep..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Don't have one. Don't want one.
Welcome back
I'd give you one
Thanks (I'm new) x
Oh? You look VERY familiar...even have the same writing style...
Guess you have an evil twin...
Lu
No I'M the evil twin....
Jeez...you'll be trouble then! "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m a true Christmas Scrooge. There won’t be so much as a decoration in my house
Same goes for us!"
I have a huge Christmas tree in my front garden too WITH LIGHTS!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a 7 ft Nordmann Firr. Hes real. He's also lopsided because he was too tall for my little cottage so I needed to give him a bit of a trim. He's very full of soft golden fairy lights, and gold, cream and silver decorations. No tinsel just some lovely beads with a gold star on the top.
He smells gorgeous. And despite his obvious flaws I love him. I think Bob and I are perhaps kindred spirits "
Tree smell |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It’s tradition in my flat to have no Christmas decorations  "
Another grinch! But at least you're familiar with the Santa emoji!
How do you do it? 
(I'm gonna look like a knob now, I bet it's something like Santa in brackets) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It’s tradition in my flat to have no Christmas decorations
I am 6ft plus and fake, the tree is long but droops on occasions and my baubles can drag on the floor. I have dragged out all the old gear for decorations much like my wardrobe, but in the right light with a favourable wind, a really good time can be had by all "
Big baubles
Not so sure about the wind.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This year I've only got a 5' artificial, we normally have a 6-7' nordman fir every year, this year we can't though  "
Awww, why's that?
At least you have great boobs. I have no boobs.....  |
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I've got a 6 foot one that once belonged to my mam.
I have serious OCD with where all the decorations go and no tinsel is allowed on the tree. It's mainly decorated with the boys handmade stuff over the years and things they've chosen (they get to buy a decoration each year) so I have everything from traditional to a dinosaur and pig bauble. I've bought an angel to place on it this year, to represent someone I would have loved. I have a massive star and an elf on the top of the tree
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I've got a 6 foot one that once belonged to my mam.
I have serious OCD with where all the decorations go and no tinsel is allowed on the tree. It's mainly decorated with the boys handmade stuff over the years and things they've chosen (they get to buy a decoration each year) so I have everything from traditional to a dinosaur and pig bauble. I've bought an angel to place on it this year, to represent someone I would have loved. I have a massive star and an elf on the top of the tree
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I think you should do a boob plus tree pic Frida
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m greedy and want a bigger one. My one is around 6ft, dressed nicely and brings lots of joy, it doesn’t need replacing but I’d love 2 up at the same time to make it extra special.
Lou x "
Oh, like a double mounting! Sounds glorious! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"3 foot artificial one with decorations I've made and collected. The 6' one got broken last year and I haven't replaced it yet."
Is that the one on the left? |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"3 foot artificial one with decorations I've made and collected. The 6' one got broken last year and I haven't replaced it yet.
Is that the one on the left? "
I've never shown you my trees... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't have one but my mouse Pablo has... It's about 5 or 6 inches tall
What type of mouse is Pablo? This isn't code is it? Xx"
Lol no, he is a hooded fancy mouse |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"3 foot artificial one with decorations I've made and collected. The 6' one got broken last year and I haven't replaced it yet.
Is that the one on the left?
I've never shown you my trees... "
You showed me a collection of other items close to 3 ft in length before. Oh they forget so quickly when you're not around.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't have one but my mouse Pablo has... It's about 5 or 6 inches tall
What type of mouse is Pablo? This isn't code is it? Xx
Lol no, he is a hooded fancy mouse "
That is never an actual type of mouse! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have two.
Both 7’
One is a real one and one isn’t.
Actually, I think the fake one is 8’.
Where do you keep them?xx"
I have the real one in my lounge with purple lights. I plaited matching tinsel with a green Matt tinsel and more purple lights to go over my inglenook fire.
The fake one is on the glass topped well in the garden room. |
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By *igmaMan
over a year ago
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"It’s tradition in my flat to have no Christmas decorations
Another grinch! But at least you're familiar with the Santa emoji!
How do you do it?
(I'm gonna look like a knob now, I bet it's something like Santa in brackets)"
I like Christmas
Traditions are traditions though! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"3 foot artificial one with decorations I've made and collected. The 6' one got broken last year and I haven't replaced it yet.
Is that the one on the left?
I've never shown you my trees...
You showed me a collection of other items close to 3 ft in length before. Oh they forget so quickly when you're not around.... "
That's true..... although 3ft is a bit of an exaggeration |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't have one but my mouse Pablo has... It's about 5 or 6 inches tall
What type of mouse is Pablo? This isn't code is it? Xx
Lol no, he is a hooded fancy mouse
That is never an actual type of mouse! "
Actually I think he is a banded mouse but would be a hooded if he were a rat... But still fancy... He is super cute whatever the fuck he is |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"3 foot artificial one with decorations I've made and collected. The 6' one got broken last year and I haven't replaced it yet.
Is that the one on the left?
I've never shown you my trees...
You showed me a collection of other items close to 3 ft in length before. Oh they forget so quickly when you're not around....
That's true..... although 3ft is a bit of an exaggeration "
Can I see the one in the middle please? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't have one but my mouse Pablo has... It's about 5 or 6 inches tall
What type of mouse is Pablo? This isn't code is it? Xx
Lol no, he is a hooded fancy mouse
That is never an actual type of mouse!
Actually I think he is a banded mouse but would be a hooded if he were a rat... But still fancy... He is super cute whatever the fuck he is "
Sounds marvelous! We need to exchange cute pet pics. We have Noodle and Ape..... |
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