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"I'm rarely ashamed of anything I do, but I've just turned some sausages over in the pan with a pencil... Get a grip, Minx!
"A sausage grip?  | |||
"I'm rarely ashamed of anything I do, but I've just turned some sausages over in the pan with a pencil... Get a grip, Minx!
"I'm sorry what's the problem? Toilet brush = problem, pencil? | |||
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" "It's ok, it was unleaded  | |||
"I'm rarely ashamed of anything I do, but I've just turned some sausages over in the pan with a pencil... Get a grip, Minx!
"Feel sorry for the men that lost their sausage  | |||
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It's ok, it was unleaded "Yeah I know that feeling, no lead in the pencil. Maybe I need sausages for tea | |||
"Which end ?" It wasn't the pointy end . I'm not that uncouth
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"Things have taken a turn for the wurst. " Just spat my beer out at that one! | |||
"I'm rarely ashamed of anything I do, but I've just turned some sausages over in the pan with a pencil... Get a grip, Minx!
"Both innovative and efficient I applaud thee | |||
"Things have taken a turn for the wurst. Just spat my beer out at that one! " Glad to be of service Sir! | |||
"I'm rarely ashamed of anything I do, but I've just turned some sausages over in the pan with a pencil... Get a grip, Minx!
A sausage grip? "Pencil grip | |||
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"I ate a pizza yesterday with a spoon. " What's wrong with fingers - or had you put it in the blender? | |||
"I ate a pizza yesterday with a spoon. What's wrong with fingers - or had you put it in the blender?" Doh | |||
"I ate a pizza yesterday with a spoon. " I'm wondering if you didn't read the cooking instructions properly, unless it was a delivery, in which case... | |||
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"2 Questions here on this ... 1. Was it a coloured pencil, and ... 2. Why ?? "Blue pencil Spatula was in the wash
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"Things have taken a turn for the wurst. " See what you did there, Mr Jeans | |||
"2 Questions here on this ... 1. Was it a coloured pencil, and ... 2. Why ??
Blue pencil
Spatula was in the wash
"Was it not possible to wash the Spatula first ?? | |||
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It's ok, it was unleaded
Yeah I know that feeling, no lead in the pencil. Maybe I need sausages for tea " | |||
"Things have taken a turn for the wurst. " I feel this deserved more, I will keep plugging away. | |||
"Things have taken a turn for the wurst. I feel this deserved more, I will keep plugging away." Bravo!! Take a bow Sir It wasn’t unnoticed | |||
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"I'm rarely ashamed of anything I do, but I've just turned some sausages over in the pan with a pencil... Get a grip, Minx!
Both innovative and efficient
I applaud thee "I like to think outside of the pencil case | |||
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"Which end ? It wasn't the pointy end . I'm not that uncouth
Yet "Did it have a rubber on it's end? | |||
"I ate a pizza yesterday with a spoon. " It's not Top Utensil Trumps | |||
"I ate a pizza yesterday with a spoon. " And your next task will be..... Eating soup with chopsticks  | |||
"I ate a pizza yesterday with a spoon. And your next task will be..... Eating soup with chopsticks "Surely if she had chopsticks, she'd have used them to turn the sausages? ...or is that just two pencils?!
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"I ate a pizza yesterday with a spoon. And your next task will be..... Eating soup with chopsticks
Surely if she had chopsticks, she'd have used them to turn the sausages? ...or is that just two pencils?!
C"Can't remember the link, but did you see the episode of Red Dwarf where they were trying to eat stuff with twhirly fork type thingies | |||
