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ANYONE HAD SEX DRESSED AS SUPERHEROS ?
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Reminds me of the old dad joke
One day Superman was feeling a bit horny. So, he began to ask his super hero friends for ideas on where he could get a bit of action. "Hey Batman! Who's good in the sack?" "Well Superman, everyone knows that Wonderwoman is the best sex in comicland.
Why don't you try her?", replied Batman. I'd love to, but Wonderwoman and I are friends. So I don't really want to take advantage of her."
"Darn shame," said Batman as he waved goodbye to Superman and drove off. Ten minutes later Superman was flying low over a city when he saw the Green Lantern patching up a building. He flew down. "Hey G.L., I'm looking for a little action. You're a swinging bachelor, who's the best babe in comicland?" "Hey, Superman! Everyone knows that Wonderwoman is far and away the best lay in comicland, why don't you try her?"
"Well, we're sort of friends," Superman said, "but I didn't realize she had gotten around so much" and he flew off in frustration. Wonderwoman lying naked, in the middle of the field, with her legs apart and up in the air. Superman was tempted. "Goddarn it!" he thought to himself, "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I can be in and out of there before she even knows I'm here."
So with a blur and a sonic boom he was down, in and gone. Wonderwoman stared up into the sky with a dazed expression. "What the hell was that??" she exclaimed.
"I don't know," said the Invisible Man as he rolled off, "But my ass is killing me."
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Spookily enough, a lass that I was seeing in the mid 80's went on a fancy dress charity pub crawl, when I rocked up at her parent's in a taxi dressed as Batman, she emerged as Batwoman 
Neither of us had exchanged details about what we would be wearing  |
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I got sex after arriving to a party whilst in the Navy.
It was on a sister ship that was tied up a little way from us. My pal and I were in uniform but put dry suits on and swam across to her. Having made our way on board and to the forecastle (front end) we unzipped our dry suits and in true 007 style ordered a dry martini. There were quite a few local ladies who recieved invites and my best mate and mines entrance did us ok.
Why both got a bollocking from our boss the next day who tried keeping a straight face whilst yelling at us but in truth it was worth it.
Hate dry martini to this day but who doesn't want to be James Bond and get the girl
Grimsby however wasn't quite the secret agent setting I would have hoped for.
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"I got sex after arriving to a party whilst in the Navy.
It was on a sister ship that was tied up a little way from us. My pal and I were in uniform but put dry suits on and swam across to her. Having made our way on board and to the forecastle (front end) we unzipped our dry suits and in true 007 style ordered a dry martini. There were quite a few local ladies who recieved invites and my best mate and mines entrance did us ok.
Why both got a bollocking from our boss the next day who tried keeping a straight face whilst yelling at us but in truth it was worth it.
Hate dry martini to this day but who doesn't want to be James Bond and get the girl
Grimsby however wasn't quite the secret agent setting I would have hoped for.
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Should have shouted "NAKED BAR" and got everyone de-rigging!  |
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I had a hate fuck with my ex dressed as lion-o from the thundercats. Bumped into her whilst in town partying on gay pride weekend. To this day she still says its the most memorable fuck we ever had. |
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"Spookily enough, a lass that I was seeing in the mid 80's went on a fancy dress charity pub crawl, when I rocked up at her parent's in a taxi dressed as Batman, she emerged as Batwoman
Neither of us had exchanged details about what we would be wearing "
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By *beefMan
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I dressed in a ogre morphsuit last year and it was great as nobody knew what I looked like and had lots of girls come up and have a feel glad I was wearing a sports cup that's for sure haha. |
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I put a hulk mask on for a laugh, it was quite funny thinking back. Great idea though I’ve always had a thing for Wonder Woman so that outfit has potential. |
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"I had a hate fuck with my ex dressed as lion-o from the thundercats. Bumped into her whilst in town partying on gay pride weekend. To this day she still says its the most memorable fuck we ever had."
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And hasn’t happened to me yet, sadly 
