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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Welcome to the party!
Celine Dion 'all by myself' is played on repeat and there is plenty of individual seating.
Rather than single guys saying how few messages they get, complaining etc can we all do it here and keep the other threads more fun? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Welcome to the party!
Celine Dion 'all by myself' is played on repeat and there is plenty of individual seating.
Rather than single guys saying how few messages they get, complaining etc can we all do it here and keep the other threads more fun?"
Ha haa! Yes! It irks me that they do this! Okay, one reason I am on here is because I am, simply put, lonely. It's not great, but I don't start threads or jump into others with weak-ass comments about 'oh, hey, you're all such lovely women, and I dream one day of getting a message from you...of course you won't look at me even though I'm making such big puppy dog eyes and furrowing my brow in a look of vulnerable confusion etc...' yes, you know the look, I know the look and we both know it's plain insincere manipulative game-playing.
Sorry, think I'm probably a bit more annoyed at those sorts of people than I realized. Ah, feel better now though!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Welcome to the party!
Celine Dion 'all by myself' is played on repeat and there is plenty of individual seating.
Rather than single guys saying how few messages they get, complaining etc can we all do it here and keep the other threads more fun?
Ha haa! Yes! It irks me that they do this! Okay, one reason I am on here is because I am, simply put, lonely. It's not great, but I don't start threads or jump into others with weak-ass comments about 'oh, hey, you're all such lovely women, and I dream one day of getting a message from you...of course you won't look at me even though I'm making such big puppy dog eyes and furrowing my brow in a look of vulnerable confusion etc...' yes, you know the look, I know the look and we both know it's plain insincere manipulative game-playing.
Sorry, think I'm probably a bit more annoyed at those sorts of people than I realized. Ah, feel better now though! "
Welcome to the party! Help yourself to nibbles |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Welcome to the party!
Celine Dion 'all by myself' is played on repeat and there is plenty of individual seating.
Rather than single guys saying how few messages they get, complaining etc can we all do it here and keep the other threads more fun?
Ha haa! Yes! It irks me that they do this! Okay, one reason I am on here is because I am, simply put, lonely. It's not great, but I don't start threads or jump into others with weak-ass comments about 'oh, hey, you're all such lovely women, and I dream one day of getting a message from you...of course you won't look at me even though I'm making such big puppy dog eyes and furrowing my brow in a look of vulnerable confusion etc...' yes, you know the look, I know the look and we both know it's plain insincere manipulative game-playing.
Sorry, think I'm probably a bit more annoyed at those sorts of people than I realized. Ah, feel better now though!
Welcome to the party! Help yourself to nibbles"
And a good strong cup of tea needed here  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"  ohh sorry wrong thread 
No, please don't go! I mean... Ummmm hi 
Ohh hey
Fancy some chocolate?
I’d love some what ya got? "
I've got a huge... bar, happy to share it, of course  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No I thought you lot provide the sausage? 
Yes but nothing as mighty as a cocktail sausage! We aren't porn stars!"
If I'd known all it takes to lure in single men was a plate of cocktail sausages, I'd be five time divorcee by now! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No I thought you lot provide the sausage?
Yes but nothing as mighty as a cocktail sausage! We aren't porn stars!
If I'd known all it takes to lure in single men was a plate of cocktail sausages, I'd be five time divorcee by now! "
We are simple creatures |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" ohh sorry wrong thread
No, please don't go! I mean... Ummmm hi
Ohh hey
Fancy some chocolate?
I’d love some what ya got?
I've got a huge... bar, happy to share it, of course
Please do "
Do you like to bite or let it melt in the mouth? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What about us single ladies 
No! This is single guys only! You ladies go have your own pity party!
Awww but why "
To keep the single guys out of all the other places |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is anyone brave enough to hit the dance floor
Yes
How do all these women keep getting in! I really need to get a better door man"
Yeah but admittedly the guys already in here don't help much |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is anyone brave enough to hit the dance floor
Yes
How do all these women keep getting in! I really need to get a better door man
He's easily distracted by boobs  "
Weird... He's blind |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
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"Is anyone brave enough to hit the dance floor
Yes
How do all these women keep getting in! I really need to get a better door man
He's easily distracted by boobs
Weird... He's blind"
It was quite cold when we slipped past |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
" ohh sorry wrong thread
No, please don't go! I mean... Ummmm hi
Ohh hey
Fancy some chocolate?
I’d love some what ya got?
I've got a huge... bar, happy to share it, of course
Please do
Do you like to bite or let it melt in the mouth? "
I like to saviour it in my mouth |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is anyone brave enough to hit the dance floor
Yes
How do all these women keep getting in! I really need to get a better door man"
You love it and you know it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is anyone brave enough to hit the dance floor
Yes
How do all these women keep getting in! I really need to get a better door man
You love it and you know it "
No we can't have a pity party of women actually want to talk to us! It ruins everything |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" ohh sorry wrong thread
No, please don't go! I mean... Ummmm hi
Ohh hey
Fancy some chocolate?
I’d love some what ya got?
I've got a huge... bar, happy to share it, of course
Please do
Do you like to bite or let it melt in the mouth?
I like to saviour it in my mouth "
Great answer! I guess I could give you a little nibble, it's my favourite chocolate too so hope you enjoy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is anyone brave enough to hit the dance floor
Yes
How do all these women keep getting in! I really need to get a better door man
You love it and you know it
No we can't have a pity party of women actually want to talk to us! It ruins everything"
It was a nice idea for a bit |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
" ohh sorry wrong thread
No, please don't go! I mean... Ummmm hi
Ohh hey
Fancy some chocolate?
I’d love some what ya got?
I've got a huge... bar, happy to share it, of course
Please do
Do you like to bite or let it melt in the mouth?
I like to saviour it in my mouth
Great answer! I guess I could give you a little nibble, it's my favourite chocolate too so hope you enjoy "
Ohh I’m sure I will bet it tastes good |
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"Welcome to the party!
Celine Dion 'all by myself' is played on repeat and there is plenty of individual seating.
Rather than single guys saying how few messages they get, complaining etc can we all do it here and keep the other threads more fun?"
Sounds like a “cock fest” I’m out of here |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Welcome to the party!
Celine Dion 'all by myself' is played on repeat and there is plenty of individual seating.
Rather than single guys saying how few messages they get, complaining etc can we all do it here and keep the other threads more fun?
Sounds like a “cock fest” I’m out of here "
That's the sort of attitude I like! Welcome to the party |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" ohh sorry wrong thread
No, please don't go! I mean... Ummmm hi
Ohh hey
Fancy some chocolate?
I’d love some what ya got?
I've got a huge... bar, happy to share it, of course
Please do
Do you like to bite or let it melt in the mouth?
I like to saviour it in my mouth
Great answer! I guess I could give you a little nibble, it's my favourite chocolate too so hope you enjoy
Ohh I’m sure I will bet it tastes good "
It does, the chocolate's not bad either |
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"Welcome to the party!
Celine Dion 'all by myself' is played on repeat and there is plenty of individual seating.
Rather than single guys saying how few messages they get, complaining etc can we all do it here and keep the other threads more fun?
Ha haa! Yes! It irks me that they do this! Okay, one reason I am on here is because I am, simply put, lonely. It's not great, but I don't start threads or jump into others with weak-ass comments about 'oh, hey, you're all such lovely women, and I dream one day of getting a message from you...of course you won't look at me even though I'm making such big puppy dog eyes and furrowing my brow in a look of vulnerable confusion etc...' yes, you know the look, I know the look and we both know it's plain insincere manipulative game-playing.
Sorry, think I'm probably a bit more annoyed at those sorts of people than I realized. Ah, feel better now though! "
Great profile name (if you get the reference)  |
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