Ummmmmm you've not heard my mother sneeze, OP. Her sneeze, emitted from the Lake District can be heard atop Everest; at the deepest recesses of the Mariana Trench and on the ISS. When she sneezes, all the seismologists on Earth issue is tsunami alert 
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"Ummmmmm you've not heard my mother sneeze, OP. Her sneeze, emitted from the Lake District can be heard atop Everest; at the deepest recesses of the Mariana Trench and on the ISS. When she sneezes, all the seismologists on Earth issue is tsunami alert
I used to so embarrassed as a child "
Sorry to hear about your mother’s Sinuses |
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"Ummmmmm you've not heard my mother sneeze, OP. Her sneeze, emitted from the Lake District can be heard atop Everest; at the deepest recesses of the Mariana Trench and on the ISS. When she sneezes, all the seismologists on Earth issue is tsunami alert
I used to so embarrassed as a child
Sorry to hear about your mother’s Sinuses"
I diagnosed a case sinusitis in her over the phone during lockdown actually, funny you should mention  |
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"You think men sneeze loud, you haven’t heard me. I turn heads for all the wrong reasons
Unless you just forgot about the storm trooper! "
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