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over a year ago
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"More pockets in their clothes! "
Nope pockets ruins the lines of the dress & makes the thighs look big.
I have a massive handbag instead for all my shit (and everyone else’s) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"More pockets in their clothes!
Nope pockets ruins the lines of the dress & makes the thighs look big.
I have a massive handbag instead for all my shit (and everyone else’s) "
I thought all the women had a meeting and agreed on a shortage of pockets, someone’s been feeding me the wrong info! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"More pockets in their clothes!
Not necessarily more pockets but more practical sized pockets rather than stupid little unusable ones"
Ones to get a bass guitar in ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"More pockets in their clothes!
Nope pockets ruins the lines of the dress & makes the thighs look big.
I have a massive handbag instead for all my shit (and everyone else’s)
I thought all the women had a meeting and agreed on a shortage of pockets, someone’s been feeding me the wrong info! "
I was clearly not invited to that meeting.
Any clothing item I own with pockets usually has dog biscuits languishing in said pockets., |
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By *rsPricklePantsWoman
over a year ago
Room 237 at The Overlook Hotel, Suffolk |
"More pockets in their clothes!
Not necessarily more pockets but more practical sized pockets rather than stupid little unusable ones
Ones to get a bass guitar in ? "
Haha my bass has a case think it would look a bit odd walking round with a bass in my pocket even my short scale, I mean that you can fit things in like phone or purse without it half hanging out |
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By *rsPricklePantsWoman
over a year ago
Room 237 at The Overlook Hotel, Suffolk |
"More pockets in their clothes!
Nope pockets ruins the lines of the dress & makes the thighs look big.
I have a massive handbag instead for all my shit (and everyone else’s) "
I had pockets in my wedding dress and they didn't ruin the lines of the dress |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"More pockets in their clothes!
Nope pockets ruins the lines of the dress & makes the thighs look big.
I have a massive handbag instead for all my shit (and everyone else’s)
I thought all the women had a meeting and agreed on a shortage of pockets, someone’s been feeding me the wrong info!
I was clearly not invited to that meeting.
Any clothing item I own with pockets usually has dog biscuits languishing in said pockets.,"
Im seeing you in jodhpurs! |
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"More pockets in their clothes!
Nope pockets ruins the lines of the dress & makes the thighs look big.
I have a massive handbag instead for all my shit (and everyone else’s)
I had pockets in my wedding dress and they didn't ruin the lines of the dress"
What did you put in the pockets in your wedding dress?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"More pockets in their clothes!
Nope pockets ruins the lines of the dress & makes the thighs look big.
I have a massive handbag instead for all my shit (and everyone else’s)
I thought all the women had a meeting and agreed on a shortage of pockets, someone’s been feeding me the wrong info!
I was clearly not invited to that meeting.
Any clothing item I own with pockets usually has dog biscuits languishing in said pockets.,
Im seeing you in jodhpurs! "
Never owned a pair of jodhpurs or any country wear, a city girl through and through...
The dog died months ago but still keep finding dog biscuits in the coat pockets... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A bag that’s fits into a bag that can fit a purse, all matching and the bags must cost more than the money that the bag in the bag and the little purse will ever carry around  |
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By *rsPricklePantsWoman
over a year ago
Room 237 at The Overlook Hotel, Suffolk |
"More pockets in their clothes!
Nope pockets ruins the lines of the dress & makes the thighs look big.
I have a massive handbag instead for all my shit (and everyone else’s)
I had pockets in my wedding dress and they didn't ruin the lines of the dress
What did you put in the pockets in your wedding dress? "
Phone, house keys, purse, safety pins incase of emergency, vape mods think that was about it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"More pockets in their clothes!
Nope pockets ruins the lines of the dress & makes the thighs look big.
I have a massive handbag instead for all my shit (and everyone else’s)
I had pockets in my wedding dress and they didn't ruin the lines of the dress
What did you put in the pockets in your wedding dress?
Phone, house keys, purse, safety pins incase of emergency, vape mods think that was about it"
Car keys?? |
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By *rsPricklePantsWoman
over a year ago
Room 237 at The Overlook Hotel, Suffolk |
"More pockets in their clothes!
Nope pockets ruins the lines of the dress & makes the thighs look big.
I have a massive handbag instead for all my shit (and everyone else’s)
I had pockets in my wedding dress and they didn't ruin the lines of the dress
What did you put in the pockets in your wedding dress?
Phone, house keys, purse, safety pins incase of emergency, vape mods think that was about it
Car keys?? "
nope I wasn't driving |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A bag that’s fits into a bag that can fit a purse, all matching and the bags must cost more than the money that the bag in the bag and the little purse will ever carry around "
Nailed it!
But tbf a good bag is for life, never lets you down regardless of your size & weight unlike clothes with pockets.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"More pockets in their clothes!
Nope pockets ruins the lines of the dress & makes the thighs look big.
I have a massive handbag instead for all my shit (and everyone else’s)
I thought all the women had a meeting and agreed on a shortage of pockets, someone’s been feeding me the wrong info!
I was clearly not invited to that meeting.
Any clothing item I own with pockets usually has dog biscuits languishing in said pockets.,
Im seeing you in jodhpurs!
Never owned a pair of jodhpurs or any country wear, a city girl through and through...
The dog died months ago but still keep finding dog biscuits in the coat pockets..."
Sorry to hear about your dog.  |
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"More pockets in their clothes!
Nope pockets ruins the lines of the dress & makes the thighs look big.
I have a massive handbag instead for all my shit (and everyone else’s)
I thought all the women had a meeting and agreed on a shortage of pockets, someone’s been feeding me the wrong info!
I was clearly not invited to that meeting.
Any clothing item I own with pockets usually has dog biscuits languishing in said pockets.,
Im seeing you in jodhpurs!
Never owned a pair of jodhpurs or any country wear, a city girl through and through...
The dog died months ago but still keep finding dog biscuits in the coat pockets..."
aww poor thing... that's sad |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"More pockets in their clothes!
Nope pockets ruins the lines of the dress & makes the thighs look big.
I have a massive handbag instead for all my shit (and everyone else’s)
I thought all the women had a meeting and agreed on a shortage of pockets, someone’s been feeding me the wrong info!
I was clearly not invited to that meeting.
Any clothing item I own with pockets usually has dog biscuits languishing in said pockets.,
Im seeing you in jodhpurs!
Never owned a pair of jodhpurs or any country wear, a city girl through and through...
The dog died months ago but still keep finding dog biscuits in the coat pockets...aww poor thing... that's sad "
It’s life and you get over it, but yes bringing out winter coats has meant coming across them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"More pockets in their clothes!
Nope pockets ruins the lines of the dress & makes the thighs look big.
I have a massive handbag instead for all my shit (and everyone else’s)
I had pockets in my wedding dress and they didn't ruin the lines of the dress
What did you put in the pockets in your wedding dress?
Phone, house keys, purse, safety pins incase of emergency, vape mods think that was about it
Car keys??
nope I wasn't driving"
Bus pass? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"More pockets in their clothes!
Nope pockets ruins the lines of the dress & makes the thighs look big.
I have a massive handbag instead for all my shit (and everyone else’s)
I thought all the women had a meeting and agreed on a shortage of pockets, someone’s been feeding me the wrong info!
I was clearly not invited to that meeting.
Any clothing item I own with pockets usually has dog biscuits languishing in said pockets.,
Im seeing you in jodhpurs!
Never owned a pair of jodhpurs or any country wear, a city girl through and through...
The dog died months ago but still keep finding dog biscuits in the coat pockets...
Sorry to hear about your dog. "
Wasn’t looking for sympathy, kinda makes me smile & remember when I get the winter coats out and find a pocket full of dog biscuits. I give them to the neighbourhood dogs, look like a proper weirdo  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tell you another one! Not a rant obviously
DRAWERS! , drawers in the kitchen, beside the bed, in the lounge, by the front door, drawers frigging everywhere, and when you’ve run out of drawers and you can’t see the what’s in the drawers, loads of dividers, IKEA dividers, take away box dividers. Tuppa wear box dividers, dividers frigging everywhere
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By *rsPricklePantsWoman
over a year ago
Room 237 at The Overlook Hotel, Suffolk |
"More pockets in their clothes!
Nope pockets ruins the lines of the dress & makes the thighs look big.
I have a massive handbag instead for all my shit (and everyone else’s)
I had pockets in my wedding dress and they didn't ruin the lines of the dress
What did you put in the pockets in your wedding dress?
Phone, house keys, purse, safety pins incase of emergency, vape mods think that was about it
Car keys??
nope I wasn't driving
Bus pass? "
Are you saying I'm old lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tell you another one! Not a rant obviously
DRAWERS! , drawers in the kitchen, beside the bed, in the lounge, by the front door, drawers frigging everywhere, and when you’ve run out of drawers and you can’t see the what’s in the drawers, loads of dividers, IKEA dividers, take away box dividers. Tuppa wear box dividers, dividers frigging everywhere
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Drawers are required for all the shit you never needed but think you may possibly need again.
Nokia 3310 charger anyone? Think I have at least 3...
Allen keys for long thrown out furniture... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"More pockets in their clothes!
Nope pockets ruins the lines of the dress & makes the thighs look big.
I have a massive handbag instead for all my shit (and everyone else’s)
I had pockets in my wedding dress and they didn't ruin the lines of the dress
What did you put in the pockets in your wedding dress?
Phone, house keys, purse, safety pins incase of emergency, vape mods think that was about it
Car keys??
nope I wasn't driving
Bus pass?
Are you saying I'm old lol"
Bush passes are for the travellers of youth; freedoms passes are for the old |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Tell you another one! Not a rant obviously
DRAWERS! , drawers in the kitchen, beside the bed, in the lounge, by the front door, drawers frigging everywhere, and when you’ve run out of drawers and you can’t see the what’s in the drawers, loads of dividers, IKEA dividers, take away box dividers. Tuppa wear box dividers, dividers frigging everywhere
Drawers are required for all the shit you never needed but think you may possibly need again.
Nokia 3310 charger anyone? Think I have at least 3...
Allen keys for long thrown out furniture..."
Bet you still buy bits that you’ve got in there and store them on top lol, how’d do you end up with 3 chargers hahaha |
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"More pockets in their clothes!
Nope pockets ruins the lines of the dress & makes the thighs look big.
I have a massive handbag instead for all my shit (and everyone else’s)
I had pockets in my wedding dress and they didn't ruin the lines of the dress
What did you put in the pockets in your wedding dress?
Phone, house keys, purse, safety pins incase of emergency, vape mods think that was about it
Car keys??
nope I wasn't driving
Bus pass?
Are you saying I'm old lol
Bush passes are for the travellers of youth; freedoms passes are for the old "
I'm due a freedom pass next year....but you won't catch me on a bus or train til covids over |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"More pockets in their clothes!
Nope pockets ruins the lines of the dress & makes the thighs look big.
I have a massive handbag instead for all my shit (and everyone else’s)
I had pockets in my wedding dress and they didn't ruin the lines of the dress
What did you put in the pockets in your wedding dress?
Phone, house keys, purse, safety pins incase of emergency, vape mods think that was about it
Car keys??
nope I wasn't driving
Bus pass?
Are you saying I'm old lol
Bush passes are for the travellers of youth; freedoms passes are for the old I'm due a freedom pass next year....but you won't catch me on a bus or train til covids over "
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"Whatever they can't have "
...so pockets....big ..not stupid small pockets....that won't ruin the line of the clothes.... going back to my initial point.... whatever they cannot have...I rest my case |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Whatever they can't have ...so pockets....big ..not stupid small pockets....that won't ruin the line of the clothes.... going back to my initial point.... whatever they cannot have...I rest my case "
No pockets required, just a small handbag on a sexy night out, big one for day to day... |
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"More pockets in their clothes! "
Not all women. Women saying they want pockets in clothes I believe is a double bluff. In my experience they actually want you to carry all their shit in your pockets for them. Then when you say something they go 'ah the patriarchy won't let us have pockets' you have to carry everything in yours and its all mens fault. Balls to that, I'm not buying it. Market forces meet demands. If women wanted pockets and voted with their feet, they bloody get pockets. They don't want pockets, they want us to carry their crap. Its all a clever bluff. I say call their bluff, big pockets on everything. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"More pockets in their clothes!
Not all women. Women saying they want pockets in clothes I believe is a double bluff. In my experience they actually want you to carry all their shit in your pockets for them. Then when you say something they go 'ah the patriarchy won't let us have pockets' you have to carry everything in yours and its all mens fault. Balls to that, I'm not buying it. Market forces meet demands. If women wanted pockets and voted with their feet, they bloody get pockets. They don't want pockets, they want us to carry their crap. Its all a clever bluff. I say call their bluff, big pockets on everything."
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I cleared out my small yet bottomless bag last night and found a Double Decker, Snickers and a bar of Green & Blacks; not one but THREE tape measures, an adjustable wrench, 5 lipsticks, only one teabag (surprisingly); a colour chart, a pair of socks, sunglasses...
I'm not carrying that lot in pockets!! 
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I want high heels I can dance in all night without crippling me."
Get some dr martins, comfy, look great with an lbd and provide that extra inch that I've heard women are always after hahaha |
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"I want high heels I can dance in all night without crippling me.
Get some dr martins, comfy, look great with an lbd and provide that extra inch that I've heard women are always after hahaha"
Do actually wear my DMs with dresses. But sometimes I want sky scrappers |
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"I know ladies want new lingerie... what I don't know is what size or style they like
..and what's worse is they don't necessarily like what I would like to see them in "
Haha, I wonder why! |
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"I know ladies want new lingerie... what I don't know is what size or style they like
..and what's worse is they don't necessarily like what I would like to see them in
Haha, I wonder why! "
frothy shortie mini pinafore dresses or split down the front Lacey bodies look nice |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I would like to bend and fold time...
To be able to step in and out of history and also be there at critical moments in family /friends lives.
To step in and out of my significant others lives before /after id met them and watch/participate.. A living spectator
... Or maybe it would be like the butterfly film and everything would turn to shit |
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"I know ladies want new lingerie... what I don't know is what size or style they like
..and what's worse is they don't necessarily like what I would like to see them in
Haha, I wonder why! frothy shortie mini pinafore dresses or split down the front Lacey bodies look nice "
Oh I don’t mind a lacey body |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"No one knows what women want. They don't, so no one does..... it's a mystery, like the liquorice........"
It’s pockets, it quite clearly says at the top of this thread! |
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Ask one with curly hair what hair they want .... straight
Ask one with big boobs ...small boobs
Straight hair .....curly
Small boobs ..big ones
Short ones...be taller
Tall ones ...be shorter
No pockets ... pockets
Pale skin ...a tan
Tanned ....pale
Etc and so forth |
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