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The late late nocturnal thread ©™ a scarf special

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, ladies and gentlemen. It's a scarf special, I'd like as many noccers as possible to wear a scarf. I'd also like to see you wearing your scarf. Introduction next.

Cowabunga! What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking?

Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about anything you want. Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try. Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Evening Jim!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening Jim

Evening perves

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening Jimbo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Back again,after a lone term but happy to be so

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Jank Sidebottom

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim!"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Notso. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim

Evening perves

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cindi. Happy Monday! Smileyface

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

Jim. Darling.

More drama at Jamie Towers

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jimbo

Gooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jeans. I can't decide whether to call you City or Jeans. I've changed my mind, I'm going with my gut instinct, I'm calling you Jeans. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jank Sidebottom "

I'm Jank Sidebottom, I really am, I really really am. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Back again,after a lone term but happy to be so

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Doc. Welcome back!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jim. Darling.

More drama at Jamie Towers

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Flannelette.

No, not more drama. What are you like?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good evening Jim

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Jank Sidebottom

I'm Jank Sidebottom, I really am, I really really am. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach.

I'm gonna try to bring some joy Jethro. I've been stewing all day and lost my shit a bit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Virginia.

How are you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Virginia.

How are you?"

I’m fine and dandy this evening.

How is life in Erect Jim towers this evening?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jank Sidebottom

I'm Jank Sidebottom, I really am, I really really am. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach.

I'm gonna try to bring some joy Jethro. I've been stewing all day and lost my shit a bit."

Oh, Peach. You can talk about it, if you want. Or you can mess around. Follow your heart.

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"Jim. Darling.

More drama at Jamie Towers

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Flannelette.

No, not more drama. What are you like?"

I’m in such a pickle.

My duvet is two duvets that attach. I have a 4.5 tog and a 9 tog so I have the option of having 4.5, 9 or 13.5 tog.

I have left the 9 tog elsewhere as I lent it during summer. I am now under a 4.5 tog, when I have 9 tog needs. I’m worried that as it gets chillier, I will have 13.5 tog needs and will still be snoozing with a 4.5 tog.

I have chilly toes

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim. I'm currently wrestling with some timetabling software. I will try and get a scarf related picture very soon indeed, but I can't promise anything. I feel like I'm letting the nocturnal side down

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Virginia.

How are you?

I’m fine and dandy this evening.

How is life in Erect Jim towers this evening?"

I'm good. Although, I'm slightly miffed Villa have had a goal disallowed by VAR.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jimbo

Gooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jeans. I can't decide whether to call you City or Jeans. I've changed my mind, I'm going with my gut instinct, I'm calling you Jeans. Smileyface"

Jeans is good, I’ve been called way worse!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening Jim.. Nice scarf

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By *ankie303Woman over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

Good evening jim! A scarf would be amazing right now as I'm sat waiting for a so called emergency gas engineer as my meter decided to die whilst I was at work. But they are in my sleeping daughter's room....should of thought ahead but thought he would be here by now

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jim. Darling.

More drama at Jamie Towers

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Flannelette.

No, not more drama. What are you like?

I’m in such a pickle.

My duvet is two duvets that attach. I have a 4.5 tog and a 9 tog so I have the option of having 4.5, 9 or 13.5 tog.

I have chilly toes "

Attachable duvets, who knew such things were a thing. You did. Who wanted a 9 tog duvet in the summer? It was summer.

Have you got socks on? Have you got a blanket to use as an extra layer on top of your duvet?

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Jank Sidebottom

I'm Jank Sidebottom, I really am, I really really am. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach.

I'm gonna try to bring some joy Jethro. I've been stewing all day and lost my shit a bit.

Oh, Peach. You can talk about it, if you want. Or you can mess around. Follow your heart."

The huge amounts of disrespect and disregard for others.

I'm seeing a massive influx of meet requests in my box and on status updates.

A lad my son went to wrestling school with died last week of covid. 19 years old ffs.

I can't begin to imagine how his parents feel and all around me I'm seeing cunts trying to meet. This lockdown has been infinitely worse than last with meet requests and plain not giving a fuck coz they want a fuck.

It's just really fucking sad and the selfishness has had me in rage tears most of the day.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Jank Sidebottom

I'm Jank Sidebottom, I really am, I really really am. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach.

I'm gonna try to bring some joy Jethro. I've been stewing all day and lost my shit a bit.

Oh, Peach. You can talk about it, if you want. Or you can mess around. Follow your heart.

The huge amounts of disrespect and disregard for others.

I'm seeing a massive influx of meet requests in my box and on status updates.

A lad my son went to wrestling school with died last week of covid. 19 years old ffs.

It's just really fucking sad and the selfishness has had me in rage tears most of the day."

You know our inbox is always open for rage, tears, jokes, farts and everything in-between. Hugs

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim. I'm currently wrestling with some timetabling software. I will try and get a scarf related picture very soon indeed, but I can't promise anything. I feel like I'm letting the nocturnal side down

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. Kick that timetable software's ass! Don't worry about the scarf photo. I suspect the scarf special is going to go the same way as the hoodie special.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey Jim how are you doing? We are both still working however previously daddy was furloughed but I’ve worked all the way through. I can’t wait for this to be over now but it won’t be for a long time. I want my freedom!

Mrs ikc

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jimbo

Gooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jeans. I can't decide whether to call you City or Jeans. I've changed my mind, I'm going with my gut instinct, I'm calling you Jeans. Smileyface

Jeans is good, I’ve been called way worse! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim.. Nice scarf "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Midnight.

Thank you very much.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

I'm pressing buttons like a fucking pro here, Jim, though I think I'm pressing all the right buttons, but not necessarily in the right order!

I'm not one to shun a challenge, but the small issue of an 18yo temporary lodger might kibosh my efforts at being a devoted nocturnal challenge participant

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening jim! A scarf would be amazing right now as I'm sat waiting for a so called emergency gas engineer as my meter decided to die whilst I was at work. But they are in my sleeping daughter's room....should of thought ahead but thought he would be here by now

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Wankie. No heating, no scarf. Have you got a beanie like David Powter? Because you've had a bad day.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Fuck right off Jim, I've only just managed to get ma hoodie off ffs!

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"Jim. Darling.

More drama at Jamie Towers

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Flannelette.

No, not more drama. What are you like?

I’m in such a pickle.

My duvet is two duvets that attach. I have a 4.5 tog and a 9 tog so I have the option of having 4.5, 9 or 13.5 tog.

I have chilly toes

Attachable duvets, who knew such things were a thing. You did. Who wanted a 9 tog duvet in the summer? It was summer.

Have you got socks on? Have you got a blanket to use as an extra layer on top of your duvet?"

I know! What a time to be alive!

I do not have socks on. I like naked feet when I sleep. I am wearing my polar bear jarmies. I also have a hoody I might wear over them. I also have a throw.

I am a chilly bean.

How has your day been?

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Here's my scarf Jethro

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Virginia.

How are you?

I’m fine and dandy this evening.

How is life in Erect Jim towers this evening?

I'm good. Although, I'm slightly miffed Villa have had a goal disallowed by VAR."

Villa usually lose they have just got cocky as of late after a few unusual wins

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jank Sidebottom

I'm Jank Sidebottom, I really am, I really really am. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach.

I'm gonna try to bring some joy Jethro. I've been stewing all day and lost my shit a bit.

Oh, Peach. You can talk about it, if you want. Or you can mess around. Follow your heart.

The huge amounts of disrespect and disregard for others.

I'm seeing a massive influx of meet requests in my box and on status updates.

A lad my son went to wrestling school with died last week of covid. 19 years old ffs.

It's just really fucking sad and the selfishness has had me in rage tears most of the day."

*Nods* I know what you mean. I'm sorry about your boy's mate. This lockdown has felt different to the first one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey Jim how are you doing? We are both still working however previously daddy was furloughed but I’ve worked all the way through. I can’t wait for this to be over now but it won’t be for a long time. I want my freedom!

Mrs ikc"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mrs IKC. I'm not too bad. It's a bit of a meh time, but I'm okay. Hopefully things will start to get better next year.

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Jank Sidebottom

I'm Jank Sidebottom, I really am, I really really am. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach.

I'm gonna try to bring some joy Jethro. I've been stewing all day and lost my shit a bit.

Oh, Peach. You can talk about it, if you want. Or you can mess around. Follow your heart.

The huge amounts of disrespect and disregard for others.

I'm seeing a massive influx of meet requests in my box and on status updates.

A lad my son went to wrestling school with died last week of covid. 19 years old ffs.

It's just really fucking sad and the selfishness has had me in rage tears most of the day.

*Nods* I know what you mean. I'm sorry about your boy's mate. This lockdown has felt different to the first one."

It really has. So many people just don't care anymore.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm pressing buttons like a fucking pro here, Jim, though I think I'm pressing all the right buttons, but not necessarily in the right order!

I'm not one to shun a challenge, but the small issue of an 18yo temporary lodger might kibosh my efforts at being a devoted nocturnal challenge participant

Lodgers can be a pest sometimes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fuck right off Jim, I've only just managed to get ma hoodie off ffs!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. I thought I could depend on you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good evening but sorry no scarf for me as I don’t own one x

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

Good Eeeevening Jim.

How are you tonight?

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Fuck right off Jim, I've only just managed to get ma hoodie off ffs!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. I thought I could depend on you.

I doubt that Scarves"R"Us are open at this time of night

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Fuck right off Jim, I've only just managed to get ma hoodie off ffs!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. I thought I could depend on you.

I doubt that Scarves"R"Us are open at this time of night

Knit one ya lightweight

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jim. Darling.

More drama at Jamie Towers

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Flannelette.

No, not more drama. What are you like?

I’m in such a pickle.

My duvet is two duvets that attach. I have a 4.5 tog and a 9 tog so I have the option of having 4.5, 9 or 13.5 tog.

I have chilly toes

Attachable duvets, who knew such things were a thing. You did. Who wanted a 9 tog duvet in the summer? It was summer.

Have you got socks on? Have you got a blanket to use as an extra layer on top of your duvet?

I know! What a time to be alive!

I do not have socks on. I like naked feet when I sleep. I am wearing my polar bear jarmies. I also have a hoody I might wear over them. I also have a throw.

I am a chilly bean.

How has your day been? "

You can do a hoodie photo on the scarf special.

It's been a good day. I was lazy and procrastinated. Shrewsbury Town got a good draw in the FA Cup third round. A trip to Hampshire against Southampton. I'm looking forward to that game.

How was your day, Chilly Bean?

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

I've left my scarf at home

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Jim. Darling.

More drama at Jamie Towers

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Flannelette.

No, not more drama. What are you like?

I’m in such a pickle.

My duvet is two duvets that attach. I have a 4.5 tog and a 9 tog so I have the option of having 4.5, 9 or 13.5 tog.

I have chilly toes

Attachable duvets, who knew such things were a thing. You did. Who wanted a 9 tog duvet in the summer? It was summer.

Have you got socks on? Have you got a blanket to use as an extra layer on top of your duvet?

I know! What a time to be alive!

I do not have socks on. I like naked feet when I sleep. I am wearing my polar bear jarmies. I also have a hoody I might wear over them. I also have a throw.

I am a chilly bean.

How has your day been?

You can do a hoodie photo on the scarf special.

It's been a good day. I was lazy and procrastinated. Shrewsbury Town got a good draw in the FA Cup third round. A trip to Hampshire against Southampton. I'm looking forward to that game.

How was your day, Chilly Bean?"

We drew Barnsley away. I'm unimpressed

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By *ankie303Woman over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Wankie. No heating, no scarf. Have you got a beanie like David Powter? Because you've had a bad day."

Funny enough I'm sat outside....under my amazing patio heater, having a chit chat with the gas guy about how fucked my meter is while he wakes up the neighbourhood changing it

he's used the word fab a few times, is that a sign???

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"Jim. Darling.

More drama at Jamie Towers

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Flannelette.

No, not more drama. What are you like?

I’m in such a pickle.

My duvet is two duvets that attach. I have a 4.5 tog and a 9 tog so I have the option of having 4.5, 9 or 13.5 tog.

I have chilly toes

Attachable duvets, who knew such things were a thing. You did. Who wanted a 9 tog duvet in the summer? It was summer.

Have you got socks on? Have you got a blanket to use as an extra layer on top of your duvet?

I know! What a time to be alive!

I do not have socks on. I like naked feet when I sleep. I am wearing my polar bear jarmies. I also have a hoody I might wear over them. I also have a throw.

I am a chilly bean.

How has your day been?

You can do a hoodie photo on the scarf special.

It's been a good day. I was lazy and procrastinated. Shrewsbury Town got a good draw in the FA Cup third round. A trip to Hampshire against Southampton. I'm looking forward to that game.

How was your day, Chilly Bean?"

orI’m a saint fan, Jim. I work in Portsmouth and sometimes I wear a saints fleece when it’s chilly. I do it to antagonise my colleagues because I’m a rascal.

I could do. And I could do a scarf picture on your next special.

I like this.

And I have a wide collection of scarves.

I’m glad you’ve had a good day. I’m looking forward to Shrewsbury’s collaboration with Hampshire. Charles Darwin Vs Jane Austin

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm going for a sit down wee. I'll be back.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good evening Jim, hope you enjoyed your wee.

I’ve been lurking, but as Fulham won this evening, I’ll try and post with a scarf with the colours.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Here's my scarf Jethro "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Virginia.

How are you?

I’m fine and dandy this evening.

How is life in Erect Jim towers this evening?

I'm good. Although, I'm slightly miffed Villa have had a goal disallowed by VAR.

Villa usually lose they have just got cocky as of late after a few unusual wins

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Hey Priapus, I hope you had a good sit down wee.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening but sorry no scarf for me as I don’t own one x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Natalie. I hope you get a scarf for Christmas.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Natalie, have a kiss. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good Eeeevening Jim.

How are you tonight?"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. I'm not too bad. How did you get on today with the builders?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fuck right off Jim, I've only just managed to get ma hoodie off ffs!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. I thought I could depend on you.

I doubt that Scarves"R"Us are open at this time of night

You're probably right.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I've just been WhatsApp'd by Ash. He taunted me about West Ham beating Aston Villa in the nocturnal thread host Premier League claret and blue soccer game derby. Unbelievable.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fuck right off Jim, I've only just managed to get ma hoodie off ffs!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. I thought I could depend on you.

I doubt that Scarves"R"Us are open at this time of night

Knit one ya lightweight

You tell him.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've left my scarf at home

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Oloving. If you've left your scarf at home, you'll have to do the nocturnal thread in your pants.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jim. Darling.

More drama at Jamie Towers

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Flannelette.

No, not more drama. What are you like?

I’m in such a pickle.

My duvet is two duvets that attach. I have a 4.5 tog and a 9 tog so I have the option of having 4.5, 9 or 13.5 tog.

I have chilly toes

Attachable duvets, who knew such things were a thing. You did. Who wanted a 9 tog duvet in the summer? It was summer.

Have you got socks on? Have you got a blanket to use as an extra layer on top of your duvet?

I know! What a time to be alive!

I do not have socks on. I like naked feet when I sleep. I am wearing my polar bear jarmies. I also have a hoody I might wear over them. I also have a throw.

I am a chilly bean.

How has your day been?

You can do a hoodie photo on the scarf special.

It's been a good day. I was lazy and procrastinated. Shrewsbury Town got a good draw in the FA Cup third round. A trip to Hampshire against Southampton. I'm looking forward to that game.

How was your day, Chilly Bean?

We drew Barnsley away. I'm unimpressed

That's understandable.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Wankie. No heating, no scarf. Have you got a beanie like David Powter? Because you've had a bad day.

Funny enough I'm sat outside....under my amazing patio heater, having a chit chat with the gas guy about how fucked my meter is while he wakes up the neighbourhood changing it

he's used the word fab a few times, is that a sign???"

Check your who's near thingy.

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

"Good Eeeevening Jim.

How are you tonight?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. I'm not too bad. How did you get on today with the builders?"

Only 25% of work was done. Suppliers delivered wrong type of sink that builders ordered; plumbing suppliers in town can't get standard plastic pipes to fit sink and loo as apparently there's a UK shortage!

Other reasons meant jobs have been put back to tomorrow and sometime next week. One job got done, so happy in part.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I've just been WhatsApp'd by Ash. He taunted me about West Ham beating Aston Villa in the nocturnal thread host Premier League claret and blue soccer game derby. Unbelievable."

How rude

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here’s my scarf

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jim. Darling.

More drama at Jamie Towers

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Flannelette.

No, not more drama. What are you like?

I’m in such a pickle.

My duvet is two duvets that attach. I have a 4.5 tog and a 9 tog so I have the option of having 4.5, 9 or 13.5 tog.

I have chilly toes

Attachable duvets, who knew such things were a thing. You did. Who wanted a 9 tog duvet in the summer? It was summer.

Have you got socks on? Have you got a blanket to use as an extra layer on top of your duvet?

I know! What a time to be alive!

I do not have socks on. I like naked feet when I sleep. I am wearing my polar bear jarmies. I also have a hoody I might wear over them. I also have a throw.

I am a chilly bean.

How has your day been?

You can do a hoodie photo on the scarf special.

It's been a good day. I was lazy and procrastinated. Shrewsbury Town got a good draw in the FA Cup third round. A trip to Hampshire against Southampton. I'm looking forward to that game.

How was your day, Chilly Bean?

orI’m a saint fan, Jim. I work in Portsmouth and sometimes I wear a saints fleece when it’s chilly. I do it to antagonise my colleagues because I’m a rascal.

I could do. And I could do a scarf picture on your next special.

I like this.

And I have a wide collection of scarves.

I’m glad you’ve had a good day. I’m looking forward to Shrewsbury’s collaboration with Hampshire. Charles Darwin Vs Jane Austin "

I never knew that you're a Saints fan. I feel like we've bonded.

We'll both look forward to the Jane Austen Charles Darwin Jamie Jim soccer cup derby.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim, hope you enjoyed your wee.

I’ve been lurking, but as Fulham won this evening, I’ll try and post with a scarf with the colours.

Ax"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Elroy. I did enjoy my wee.

Great win for Fulham. You must be pleased with that. I look forward to seeing your scarf. Smileyface

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Here’s my scarf"

Good show

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By *ankie303Woman over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Wankie. No heating, no scarf. Have you got a beanie like David Powter? Because you've had a bad day.

Funny enough I'm sat outside....under my amazing patio heater, having a chit chat with the gas guy about how fucked my meter is while he wakes up the neighbourhood changing it

he's used the word fab a few times, is that a sign???

Check your who's near thingy. "

I asked him straight out and he didn't reply

he's finished and is just sat out the front in his van.....no new people are near...maybe he's signing up

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey Priapus, I hope you had a good sit down wee.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. It was most relieving.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good Eeeevening Jim.

How are you tonight?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. I'm not too bad. How did you get on today with the builders?

Other reasons meant jobs have been put back to tomorrow and sometime next week. One job got done, so happy in part."

25% is better than 0%.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening Jim and the gang.

I might see if I can find a scarf pic. No promises.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've just been WhatsApp'd by Ash. He taunted me about West Ham beating Aston Villa in the nocturnal thread host Premier League claret and blue soccer game derby. Unbelievable.

How rude

I know.

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Is your predictive working again now Jethro?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Here’s my scarf"

Good man.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Wankie. No heating, no scarf. Have you got a beanie like David Powter? Because you've had a bad day.

Funny enough I'm sat outside....under my amazing patio heater, having a chit chat with the gas guy about how fucked my meter is while he wakes up the neighbourhood changing it

he's used the word fab a few times, is that a sign???

Check your who's near thingy.

I asked him straight out and he didn't reply

he's finished and is just sat out the front in his van.....no new people are near...maybe he's signing up

Hahahaha.

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"Jim. Darling.

More drama at Jamie Towers

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Flannelette.

No, not more drama. What are you like?

I’m in such a pickle.

My duvet is two duvets that attach. I have a 4.5 tog and a 9 tog so I have the option of having 4.5, 9 or 13.5 tog.

I have chilly toes

Attachable duvets, who knew such things were a thing. You did. Who wanted a 9 tog duvet in the summer? It was summer.

Have you got socks on? Have you got a blanket to use as an extra layer on top of your duvet?

I know! What a time to be alive!

I do not have socks on. I like naked feet when I sleep. I am wearing my polar bear jarmies. I also have a hoody I might wear over them. I also have a throw.

I am a chilly bean.

How has your day been?

You can do a hoodie photo on the scarf special.

It's been a good day. I was lazy and procrastinated. Shrewsbury Town got a good draw in the FA Cup third round. A trip to Hampshire against Southampton. I'm looking forward to that game.

How was your day, Chilly Bean?

orI’m a saint fan, Jim. I work in Portsmouth and sometimes I wear a saints fleece when it’s chilly. I do it to antagonise my colleagues because I’m a rascal.

I could do. And I could do a scarf picture on your next special.

I like this.

And I have a wide collection of scarves.

I’m glad you’ve had a good day. I’m looking forward to Shrewsbury’s collaboration with Hampshire. Charles Darwin Vs Jane Austin

I never knew that you're a Saints fan. I feel like we've bonded.

We'll both look forward to the Jane Austen Charles Darwin Jamie Jim soccer cup derby."

Oh Jim

I love the bonding.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim and the gang.

I might see if I can find a scarf pic. No promises. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. I won't get my Hope scarf hopes up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is your predictive working again now Jethro?"

No. I'm still typing every e manually. I put a lot of effort into this thread. I'm going to try something.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jim. Darling.

More drama at Jamie Towers

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Flannelette.

No, not more drama. What are you like?

I’m in such a pickle.

My duvet is two duvets that attach. I have a 4.5 tog and a 9 tog so I have the option of having 4.5, 9 or 13.5 tog.

I have chilly toes

Attachable duvets, who knew such things were a thing. You did. Who wanted a 9 tog duvet in the summer? It was summer.

Have you got socks on? Have you got a blanket to use as an extra layer on top of your duvet?

I know! What a time to be alive!

I do not have socks on. I like naked feet when I sleep. I am wearing my polar bear jarmies. I also have a hoody I might wear over them. I also have a throw.

I am a chilly bean.

How has your day been?

You can do a hoodie photo on the scarf special.

It's been a good day. I was lazy and procrastinated. Shrewsbury Town got a good draw in the FA Cup third round. A trip to Hampshire against Southampton. I'm looking forward to that game.

How was your day, Chilly Bean?

orI’m a saint fan, Jim. I work in Portsmouth and sometimes I wear a saints fleece when it’s chilly. I do it to antagonise my colleagues because I’m a rascal.

I could do. And I could do a scarf picture on your next special.

I like this.

And I have a wide collection of scarves.

I’m glad you’ve had a good day. I’m looking forward to Shrewsbury’s collaboration with Hampshire. Charles Darwin Vs Jane Austin

I never knew that you're a Saints fan. I feel like we've bonded.

We'll both look forward to the Jane Austen Charles Darwin Jamie Jim soccer cup derby.

Oh Jim

I love the bonding.

Me too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim and the gang.

I might see if I can find a scarf pic. No promises.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. I won't get my Hope scarf hopes up."

I found one but it has my whole face in it. People might want to cover there eyes in a scarf

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Is your predictive working again now Jethro?

No. I'm still typing every e manually. I put a lot of effort into this thread. I'm going to try something."

Wowser, it's being all naughty

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim and the gang.

I might see if I can find a scarf pic. No promises.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. I won't get my Hope scarf hopes up.

I found one but it has my whole face in it. People might want to cover there eyes in a scarf

No they won't.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Fuck right off Jim, I've only just managed to get ma hoodie off ffs!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. I thought I could depend on you.

I doubt that Scarves"R"Us are open at this time of night

Knit one ya lightweight

You tell him."

I actually did one time back in the 80's One of ma ex's was knitting a stuffed pig and I was bored so I borrowed a couple of needles off her sister-in-law and some wool from her Mum and knitted a scarf for the pig

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Fuck right off Jim, I've only just managed to get ma hoodie off ffs!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. I thought I could depend on you.

I doubt that Scarves"R"Us are open at this time of night

Knit one ya lightweight

You tell him.

I bet you were singing along to this at the time

https://youtu.be/TWte2_oDsX0

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim and the gang.

I might see if I can find a scarf pic. No promises.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. I won't get my Hope scarf hopes up.

I found one but it has my whole face in it. People might want to cover there eyes in a scarf

No they won't."

Tis up

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Evening Jim and the gang.

I might see if I can find a scarf pic. No promises.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. I won't get my Hope scarf hopes up.

I found one but it has my whole face in it. People might want to cover there eyes in a scarf

No they won't.

Tis up "

Nobody's legged it. You're cool Hope.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is your predictive working again now Jethro?

No. I'm still typing every e manually. I put a lot of effort into this thread. I'm going to try something.

Wowser, it's being all naughty

I thought maybe if I tapped, or pressed and held on the word eeeeeeeeeeeevening on my keyboard, I could add it to my keyboard. That didn't work. I'll just have to wait for my keyboard to remember eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim and the gang.

I might see if I can find a scarf pic. No promises.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. I won't get my Hope scarf hopes up.

I found one but it has my whole face in it. People might want to cover there eyes in a scarf

No they won't.

Tis up

Nobody's legged it. You're cool Hope."

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fuck right off Jim, I've only just managed to get ma hoodie off ffs!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. I thought I could depend on you.

I doubt that Scarves"R"Us are open at this time of night

Knit one ya lightweight

You tell him.

That is a lovely story from the eighties. You really did live in the eighties.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim and the gang.

I might see if I can find a scarf pic. No promises.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. I won't get my Hope scarf hopes up.

I found one but it has my whole face in it. People might want to cover there eyes in a scarf

No they won't.

Tis up "

You’re beautiful, Hope.

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Is your predictive working again now Jethro?

No. I'm still typing every e manually. I put a lot of effort into this thread. I'm going to try something.

Wowser, it's being all naughty

Did you have a sneaky cheeky update?

I fucking hate it when it forgets all my cuntwaffles and spazwangles

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim and the gang.

I might see if I can find a scarf pic. No promises.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. I won't get my Hope scarf hopes up.

I found one but it has my whole face in it. People might want to cover there eyes in a scarf

No they won't.

Tis up "

Yeah!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is your predictive working again now Jethro?

No. I'm still typing every e manually. I put a lot of effort into this thread. I'm going to try something.

Wowser, it's being all naughty

Did you have a sneaky cheeky update?

I fucking hate it when it forgets all my cuntwaffles and spazwangles

My tablet had a system update recently.

Cuntwaffles.

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Is your predictive working again now Jethro?

No. I'm still typing every e manually. I put a lot of effort into this thread. I'm going to try something.

Wowser, it's being all naughty

Did you have a sneaky cheeky update?

I fucking hate it when it forgets all my cuntwaffles and spazwangles

My tablet had a system update recently.

Cuntwaffles."

I'm telling ya Jimma, if these doo-dahs weren't so breaky and expensive I'd give em a slappage.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I fucking hate it when it forgets all my cuntwaffles and spazwangles

Are those words in Susie Dent's dictionary!

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"I fucking hate it when it forgets all my cuntwaffles and spazwangles

Are those words in Susie Dent's dictionary!

Damn well should be.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is your predictive working again now Jethro?

No. I'm still typing every e manually. I put a lot of effort into this thread. I'm going to try something.

Wowser, it's being all naughty

Did you have a sneaky cheeky update?

I fucking hate it when it forgets all my cuntwaffles and spazwangles

My tablet had a system update recently.

Cuntwaffles.

I'm telling ya Jimma, if these doo-dahs weren't so breaky and expensive I'd give em a slappage. "

Haha, I know what you mean.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Evening Jim!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Notso. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface"

Woo hoo! Sorry it took me so long to post again, I was floored by the excitement. Plus packaging peni....

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Fuck right off Jim, I've only just managed to get ma hoodie off ffs!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. I thought I could depend on you.

I doubt that Scarves"R"Us are open at this time of night

Knit one ya lightweight

You tell him.

That is a lovely story from the eighties. You really did live in the eighties."

It was acceptable in the 80's

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Notso. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface

Woo hoo! Sorry it took me so long to post again, I was floored by the excitement. Plus packaging peni...."

What are you packaging?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fuck right off Jim, I've only just managed to get ma hoodie off ffs!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. I thought I could depend on you.

I doubt that Scarves"R"Us are open at this time of night

Knit one ya lightweight

You tell him.

That is a lovely story from the eighties. You really did live in the eighties.

It was acceptable in the 80's

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Notso. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface

Woo hoo! Sorry it took me so long to post again, I was floored by the excitement. Plus packaging peni....

What are you packaging?!"

Cocks Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Notso. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface

Woo hoo! Sorry it took me so long to post again, I was floored by the excitement. Plus packaging peni....

What are you packaging?!

Cocks Jim

Outrageous behaviour.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Notso. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface

Woo hoo! Sorry it took me so long to post again, I was floored by the excitement. Plus packaging peni....

What are you packaging?!

Cocks Jim

Outrageous behaviour."

Me or Posh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Notso. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface

Woo hoo! Sorry it took me so long to post again, I was floored by the excitement. Plus packaging peni....

What are you packaging?!

Cocks Jim

Outrageous behaviour.

Me or Posh?"

Posh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm going to play a couple of games of 8 Ball Pool. If you'd like to play me, search for, join the club Shrewsbury Shrews and you'll find me.

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By *appy_hedonistMan over a year ago

Islington

I've just found a scarf! Is it too late to join?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Notso. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface

Woo hoo! Sorry it took me so long to post again, I was floored by the excitement. Plus packaging peni....

What are you packaging?!

Cocks Jim

Outrageous behaviour.

Me or Posh?

Posh."

I was going to say

I am never outrageous. To quote Eliza Doolittle "I'm a good girl I am"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gooooooooood evening Jim ma man how are you on this rivetingly dull Monday night

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm going to play a couple of games of 8 Ball Pool. If you'd like to play me, search for, join the club Shrewsbury Shrews and you'll find me."

Do I have to download the 8 ball pool app?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ho Ho Ho fukkas

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Evening Jim!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Notso. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface

Woo hoo! Sorry it took me so long to post again, I was floored by the excitement. Plus packaging peni....

What are you packaging?!

Cocks Jim

Outrageous behaviour.

Me or Posh?

Posh."

Sorry Jim.... I will put my scarf on for you to hopefully make up for it.

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Ho Ho Ho fukkas

Once again.. yes, yes you are

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've just found a scarf! Is it too late to join?"

Good eeeeeeeeeeevening, Hedonist. It's never too late. Jamie will tell you. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Notso. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface

Woo hoo! Sorry it took me so long to post again, I was floored by the excitement. Plus packaging peni....

What are you packaging?!

Cocks Jim

Outrageous behaviour.

Me or Posh?

Posh.

I was going to say

I am never outrageous. To quote Eliza Doolittle "I'm a good girl I am" "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Gooooooooood evening Jim ma man how are you on this rivetingly dull Monday night

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Unexpected. I'm bored.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm going to play a couple of games of 8 Ball Pool. If you'd like to play me, search for, join the club Shrewsbury Shrews and you'll find me.

Do I have to download the 8 ball pool app? "

Yeeeees.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ho Ho Ho fukkas

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ho Ho Ho fukkas

Once again.. yes, yes you are

I can officially be Christmassy without being told off now

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Notso. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface

Woo hoo! Sorry it took me so long to post again, I was floored by the excitement. Plus packaging peni....

What are you packaging?!

Cocks Jim

Outrageous behaviour.

Me or Posh?

Posh.

Sorry Jim.... I will put my scarf on for you to hopefully make up for it."

Yeah, yeah!

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Ho Ho Ho fukkas

Once again.. yes, yes you are

I can officially be Christmassy without being told off now

Humbuggy bleugh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ho Ho Ho fukkas

Once again.. yes, yes you are

I can officially be Christmassy without being told off now

Humbuggy bleugh "

Aww cummon, Cindi has a big sack that needs emptied

(I've not cum for 16 days lmao)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It's the midnight hour. When I started this thread, last month was October. Now next month is January. I'm going to have a couple of mince pies and open my advent calendar.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's the midnight hour. When I started this thread, last month was October. Now next month is January. I'm going to have a couple of mince pies and open my advent calendar.

Ooo tell us what the picture is

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"It's the midnight hour. When I started this thread, last month was October. Now next month is January. I'm going to have a couple of mince pies and open my advent calendar.

You sad twat

I've already bought maself some JD and Sambuca which is not gonna be opened until Xmas eve at the earliest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's the midnight hour. When I started this thread, last month was October. Now next month is January. I'm going to have a couple of mince pies and open my advent calendar.

You sad twat

I've already bought maself some JD and Sambuca which is not gonna be opened until Xmas eve at the earliest

I couldn't keep it for a month and not be tempted to drink it.

I have to buy it a few days before Xmas or I'd be pissed all month

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Evening Jim!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Notso. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface

Woo hoo! Sorry it took me so long to post again, I was floored by the excitement. Plus packaging peni....

What are you packaging?!

Cocks Jim

Outrageous behaviour.

Me or Posh?

Posh.

Sorry Jim.... I will put my scarf on for you to hopefully make up for it.

Yeah, yeah!"

I did! I am wearing my scarf!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Jim, I just finished fiddling with my timetabling software. It was quite addictive and I didn't realise the time. Once I worked one bit out, I had to carry on and work another bit out too. And now it's almost the end of the midnight hour

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's the midnight hour. When I started this thread, last month was October. Now next month is January. I'm going to have a couple of mince pies and open my advent calendar.

Ooo tell us what the picture is

It's a Christmas present.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's the midnight hour. When I started this thread, last month was October. Now next month is January. I'm going to have a couple of mince pies and open my advent calendar.

You sad twat

I've already bought maself some JD and Sambuca which is not gonna be opened until Xmas eve at the earliest

Rude!

Follow your heart.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's the midnight hour. When I started this thread, last month was October. Now next month is January. I'm going to have a couple of mince pies and open my advent calendar.

Ooo tell us what the picture is

It's a Christmas present. "

What advent calendar do you have?

Spiderman or hello kitty?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Notso. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface

Woo hoo! Sorry it took me so long to post again, I was floored by the excitement. Plus packaging peni....

What are you packaging?!

Cocks Jim

Outrageous behaviour.

Me or Posh?

Posh.

Sorry Jim.... I will put my scarf on for you to hopefully make up for it.

Yeah, yeah!

I did! I am wearing my scarf!

I can only thank you for your wearing your scarf.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jim, I just finished fiddling with my timetabling software. It was quite addictive and I didn't realise the time. Once I worked one bit out, I had to carry on and work another bit out too. And now it's almost the end of the midnight hour

I'm a bit like that myself.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

I'm a bit like that myself."

Do you timetable often, Jim?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's the midnight hour. When I started this thread, last month was October. Now next month is January. I'm going to have a couple of mince pies and open my advent calendar.

Ooo tell us what the picture is

It's a Christmas present.

What advent calendar do you have?

Spiderman or hello kitty?"

I'm going to upload a photo of my advent calendar in few moments. I bet you can't wait.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm a bit like that myself.

Do you timetable often, Jim?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

I'm a bit like that myself.

Do you timetable often, Jim?

I'll have to excuse myself soon, but I have to take Mr KC to his appointment at some unholy hour in about 6hrs time

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm a bit like that myself.

Do you timetable often, Jim?

I'll have to excuse myself soon, but I have to take Mr KC to his appointment at some unholy hour in about 6hrs time

That's quite alright. I hope it goes well. Nocturnal love to you both.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What advent calendar do you have?

Spiderman or hello kitty?

I'm going to upload a photo of my advent calendar in few moments. I bet you can't wait."

When are you getting it up?

The picture that is, not your erection

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

What advent calendar do you have?

Spiderman or hello kitty?

I'm going to upload a photo of my advent calendar in few moments. I bet you can't wait.

When are you getting it up?

The picture that is, not your erection

Jim is always up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What advent calendar do you have?

Spiderman or hello kitty?

I'm going to upload a photo of my advent calendar in few moments. I bet you can't wait.

When are you getting it up?

The picture that is, not your erection

Jim is always up

If he wasn't, his username is in vain

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What advent calendar do you have?

Spiderman or hello kitty?

I'm going to upload a photo of my advent calendar in few moments. I bet you can't wait.

When are you getting it up?

The picture that is, not your erection

I'm going to stick it up now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Going to stick it up ^

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

What advent calendar do you have?

Spiderman or hello kitty?

I'm going to upload a photo of my advent calendar in few moments. I bet you can't wait.

When are you getting it up?

The picture that is, not your erection

Jim is always up

If he wasn't, his username is in vain

Oh, I'd not call Jim vain

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Evening Jim!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Notso. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface

Woo hoo! Sorry it took me so long to post again, I was floored by the excitement. Plus packaging peni....

What are you packaging?!

Cocks Jim

Outrageous behaviour.

Me or Posh?

Posh.

Sorry Jim.... I will put my scarf on for you to hopefully make up for it.

Yeah, yeah!

I did! I am wearing my scarf!

I can only thank you for your wearing your scarf."

As I thank you for wearing yours

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"It's the midnight hour. When I started this thread, last month was October. Now next month is January. I'm going to have a couple of mince pies and open my advent calendar.

You sad twat

I've already bought maself some JD and Sambuca which is not gonna be opened until Xmas eve at the earliest

Rude!

Follow your heart."

I know where I've hidden it, ma

will follow it on Xmas eve

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

G'night y'all

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"G'night y'all

And you Cindi xx

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Jim, I fabbed your advent calendar. Goodnight

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"G'night y'all

Na night. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jim, I fabbed your advent calendar. Goodnight

Sweet dreams. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Notso. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface

Woo hoo! Sorry it took me so long to post again, I was floored by the excitement. Plus packaging peni....

What are you packaging?!

Cocks Jim

Outrageous behaviour.

Me or Posh?

Posh.

Sorry Jim.... I will put my scarf on for you to hopefully make up for it.

Yeah, yeah!

I did! I am wearing my scarf!

I can only thank you for your wearing your scarf.

As I thank you for wearing yours

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'm just lòoking at some sexy babes with big boobies on ma pc right now

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

Good evening Jim.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm just lòoking at some sexy babes with big boobies on ma pc right now

Pervert.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim.

Hey, Lorraine.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good morning lovely xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good morning lovely xxx"

Good morning. x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am putting my scarf away now Jim. Have a ho ho happy Tuesday

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Excellent avatar, Jim! I need a new Christmas emoji

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Excellent avatar, Jim! I need a new Christmas emoji

I really tried

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I'm just lòoking at some sexy babes with big boobies on ma pc right now

Pervert."

Oi, it's Mr Pervert to you young man

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Excellent avatar, Jim! I need a new Christmas emoji

Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Excellent avatar, Jim! I need a new Christmas emoji

I really tried

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm just lòoking at some sexy babes with big boobies on ma pc right now

Pervert.

Oi, it's Mr Pervert to you young man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm confused.

It's only 18.20

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm confused.

It's only 18.20

Right

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm confused.

It's only 18.20

It's perplexing.

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"I'm confused.

It's only 18.20

It's perplexing. "

It’s premature

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm confused.

It's only 18.20

It's perplexing.

It’s premature

I wondered what it is.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Firstface

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