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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Isn't that an oxymoron? 
No
Are you sure, "wisest fool in Christendom" is and seems similar!
You calling me a fool?"
If memory serves, it's what was said of Henry II, not you.  |
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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago
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"Isn't that an oxymoron?
No
Are you sure, "wisest fool in Christendom" is and seems similar!
You calling me a fool?
If memory serves, it's what was said of Henry II, not you. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can dislocate my right shoulder.
Usually when sleeping and I wake running around with arm flappy.
It's not a sexy look.
Sounds painful  "
I get a sick feeling in the mouth and once I put it back pins and needles down the arm for a couple of days.
You learn to live with it |
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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago
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"Can dislocate my right shoulder.
Usually when sleeping and I wake running around with arm flappy.
It's not a sexy look.
Sounds painful
I get a sick feeling in the mouth and once I put it back pins and needles down the arm for a couple of days.
You learn to live with it "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can dislocate my right shoulder.
Usually when sleeping and I wake running around with arm flappy.
It's not a sexy look.
Sounds painful
I get a sick feeling in the mouth and once I put it back pins and needles down the arm for a couple of days.
You learn to live with it
You Serious "
Yes. My knee cap was a completely different matter. When I did that the lower leg was pointing up with knee on the side.
I just fell to the ground and was sick.
Thankfully knee is good now but shoulder will need an op when I'm older |
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"I can make and launch spit bubbles. I need to make a video of it actually. I'm sure it's panty-dropping worthy "
I've seen it and it definitely would get mine dropping down my legs 
I think the video of mine is still there on my profile somewhere....it involves a condom and my nose!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can lick my nipple
Let's see
Just made a video of me doing this but not brave enough to post."
I thought most women could?
Ooh, I'm stacking up new video ideas here!
Post it! X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can build an amazing tower out of spaghetti and marshmallows "
I got a job with my skills doing that
That and the fact they said I was the only one who kept eating them so they knew I’d fit in
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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Can dislocate my right shoulder.
Usually when sleeping and I wake running around with arm flappy.
It's not a sexy look.
Sounds painful
I get a sick feeling in the mouth and once I put it back pins and needles down the arm for a couple of days.
You learn to live with it
You Serious
Yes. My knee cap was a completely different matter. When I did that the lower leg was pointing up with knee on the side.
I just fell to the ground and was sick.
Thankfully knee is good now but shoulder will need an op when I'm older "
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I have many talents.....
I've got a humongous collection of completely useless facts and trivia in filled away my head.
I am a Cat Whisperer.
I can cure hiccups.
I used to be able to juggle whilst walking on a tightrope. (Suspect I'd see my arse badly if I tried now though lol)
I can cast 16 fly rods simultaneously.
I can overcomplicate the simplest dishes in ways you couldn't begin to imagine (And I make the best poached eggs in the world and it only takes about 25 distinct, separate processes, 8 pans/saucepans, an oven, toaster, food processor and kettle and a grill for one egg lol)
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Double jointed. So most of my fingers are flexible enough that they can bend backwards a fair bit. One that unnerves folks is the fact I can bend my thumb backwards at a right angle for next to no resistance.
Make of that what you will |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can use my feet likes hands, hold thing, tie shoe laces, play video games  "
Glad im not the only one who can do that, i can also hold a pen and write with my feet. |
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