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"Who else has come across bits of toilet role in a womens pussy or ass crack and had to spit bits out "
Awww go on mate give us one more post before you disappear |
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"No, but earlier in the year when they were in short supply I did smuggle a loo roll out of someone's house in my vagina.
Hahaha true scouser that.  "
Didn't even mention the bottle of hand sanitizer I hid up my jacksy  |
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"No, but earlier in the year when they were in short supply I did smuggle a loo roll out of someone's house in my vagina.
Hahaha true scouser that.
Didn't even mention the bottle of hand sanitizer I hid up my jacksy "
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"I think alot of the people on this come across it but just wont admit they have "
It means they wipe their fanny and arse....I'm struggling to see exactly what I'm supposed to be disgusted or outraged at?
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"Whenever I have a gentleman at mine I blast up my fanny with the shower after every pee and a quick blast up my arse to wash away fart particles. "
I'm like that if I think banging is on the cards, but there was no way I was minge washing after every tinkle or fart when I was with my ex.
Christ, I'd have barely left the bathroom |
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It happens, especially with cheap toilet roll. I just rejected a whole bale of 16 rolls because the first one out of the packet left more bits attached to my fanny than it did absorption of urine. It was like wiping with filo pastry. I practice good person hygiene but sometimes little bits of loo roll get stuck. It's life. We move on. |
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"It happens, especially with cheap toilet roll. I just rejected a whole bale of 16 rolls because the first one out of the packet left more bits attached to my fanny than it did absorption of urine. It was like wiping with filo pastry. I practice good person hygiene but sometimes little bits of loo roll get stuck. It's life. We move on."
Yep, it'd never happen with that old bog roll at school.
Tracing paper where the piss dribbles rolled off it and God help ya if you needed to drop a log and it wasn't a ghost plop. Smear City. I think that's probably part of the reason I struggle to go anywhere but at home  |
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"It happens, especially with cheap toilet roll. I just rejected a whole bale of 16 rolls because the first one out of the packet left more bits attached to my fanny than it did absorption of urine. It was like wiping with filo pastry. I practice good person hygiene but sometimes little bits of loo roll get stuck. It's life. We move on.
Yep, it'd never happen with that old bog roll at school.
Tracing paper where the piss dribbles rolled off it and God help ya if you needed to drop a log and it wasn't a ghost plop. Smear City. I think that's probably part of the reason I struggle to go anywhere but at home "
Haha.. tracing paper!!
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"I have never laughed so much this thread is hilarious to even ask the question in the first place got to give you that one OP.. "
Yeah its like being 14 again, on here innit?
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"Never happened to me. I don't wipe my bum 
Clinkerbell  "
Is it better to keep up this story or publicly admit on here that if I've met you I've probably dried my fanny on your hand towels . Thank god home bathrooms don't have hand driers. |
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"Never happened to me. I don't wipe my bum
Clinkerbell
Is it better to keep up this story or publicly admit on here that if I've met you I've probably dried my fanny on your hand towels . Thank god home bathrooms don't have hand driers. "
You use hand towels? Fuck you're posh, I just do the dog scoot across the carpet. |
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"Never happened to me. I don't wipe my bum
Clinkerbell
Is it better to keep up this story or publicly admit on here that if I've met you I've probably dried my fanny on your hand towels . Thank god home bathrooms don't have hand driers.
You use hand towels? Fuck you're posh, I just do the dog scoot across the carpet. "
The carpet burns though... |
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"Never happened to me. I don't wipe my bum
Clinkerbell
Is it better to keep up this story or publicly admit on here that if I've met you I've probably dried my fanny on your hand towels . Thank god home bathrooms don't have hand driers.
You use hand towels? Fuck you're posh, I just do the dog scoot across the carpet.
The carpet burns though... "
They get a bit weepy. I just say "oh my, look how wet you've got me"  |
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"Never happened to me. I don't wipe my bum
Clinkerbell
Is it better to keep up this story or publicly admit on here that if I've met you I've probably dried my fanny on your hand towels . Thank god home bathrooms don't have hand driers.
You use hand towels? Fuck you're posh, I just do the dog scoot across the carpet.
The carpet burns though...
They get a bit weepy. I just say "oh my, look how wet you've got me" "
Try a hair dryer |
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You don't get questions like this on quiz show. 
I think you need to choose women with better personal hygiene.