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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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How fast do hotcakes sell?
Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
If vampires can't see their reflection how do they shave?
What you got?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"About as handy as a chocolate fire guard
Exactly, and another similar one to this
Who uses a concrete parachute?
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The same person that put lead in a balloon or got blood out of a stone? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"About as handy as a chocolate fire guard
Exactly, and another similar one to this
Who uses a concrete parachute?
The same person that put lead in a balloon or got blood out of a stone? "
Most probably  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I make a living from selling rockin horse shit on eBay
There was a guy a few years ago who proved via ebay that you could get money for old rope"
I tried that, but instead a drew a blank.
Whatever that is
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why does bottled water have a best before date when its been filtered for thousands of years in the earth beforehand "
Ok, it doesn't take much to confuse me, but this, I'm lost for words |
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By *igmaMan
over a year ago
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"I make a living from selling rockin horse shit on eBay
There was a guy a few years ago who proved via ebay that you could get money for old rope"
I worked with a guy who sold tickets to the “Mayan Apocalypse” on eBay a few years ago.
I shit you not! |
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"'That went down like a lead brick'
What would you use a lead brick for?"
Very useful in the early radioactivity experiments. The first "atomic pile" was literally a pile of lead bricks surrounding a core of radioactive and moderator materials. Built in a university gym if memory serves right (nope, not going to google it). I wonder if the gym is still a lethal environment... |
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"If you took coals to Newcastle would you really not be able to sell them?"
Apparently yes you can take coals to Newcastle and sell them, the north eastern coal is of a particular type and is not the best for power stations. Also, there are businesses in Britain that do sell sand to the arabs! |
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"'That went down like a lead brick'
What would you use a lead brick for?
Very useful in the early radioactivity experiments. The first "atomic pile" was literally a pile of lead bricks surrounding a core of radioactive and moderator materials. Built in a university gym if memory serves right (nope, not going to google it). I wonder if the gym is still a lethal environment..."
The Rutherford lab at UoM is still radioactive so....... |
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"Why do people say oxygen is good, maybe it is slowly killing everyone but It takes 75-100 years to fully work."
Ummmm because we need it for aerobic respiration that enables ATP to be formed, which transfers all the energy required for us to move (e.g the muscles which expand and contract the ribcage for us to breathe). Little things like that  |
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"Why do people say oxygen is good, maybe it is slowly killing everyone but It takes 75-100 years to fully work.
Ummmm because we need it for aerobic respiration that enables ATP to be formed, which transfers all the energy required for us to move (e.g the muscles which expand and contract the ribcage for us to breathe). Little things like that "
How much does a molecule of Adenosine triphosphate cost?
ATP  |
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"Why do people say oxygen is good, maybe it is slowly killing everyone but It takes 75-100 years to fully work.
Ummmm because we need it for aerobic respiration that enables ATP to be formed, which transfers all the energy required for us to move (e.g the muscles which expand and contract the ribcage for us to breathe). Little things like that
How much does a molecule of Adenosine triphosphate cost?
ATP "
One thirty-eighth of a molecule of glucose (theoretically) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How did the first person know that you can get milk from a cow doing that? "
Though instinct and observers
A human mother peruseds milk and a cow mother prudence milk two and two to gether makes 4
The real question should be who thought off drinking cows milk first |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Age old question what came first the chicken or the egg
did the dinosaur come before the chicken
As in Prematureejactulation rex do you mean? "
That would have been a good attraction on Jurassic Park  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Age old question what came first the chicken or the egg
did the dinosaur come before the chicken
As in Prematureejactulation rex do you mean?
That would have been a good attraction on Jurassic Park "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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With all the extra weight from buildings, cars, concrete, Landfill and civilisation how much more weight can the earth take before it starts to slip from its axis ?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why does bottled water have a best before date when its been filtered for thousands of years in the earth beforehand "
The lining in the bottle degrades over time |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If a word is spelt incorrectly in the dictionary how would we know?
There is a word spelt incorrectly in the dictionary!
I-N-C-O-R-R-E-C-T-L-Y "
Haha I like that |
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"If a word is spelt incorrectly in the dictionary how would we know?
There is a word spelt incorrectly in the dictionary!
I-N-C-O-R-R-E-C-T-L-Y
Class "
But is incorrectly spelt incorrectly when it's spelt correctly? And if incorrect is spelt correct, is it incorrect or correct? |
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