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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"S slaps my arse all the time. Usually when I'm trying to do something that requires me to not be slapped in the arse"
Haha 
Like when setting a mouse trap, working with sharp tools or standing on top of step ladder |
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"Probably last week. Spank and run away  . I humped him from behind while he was at the sink doing dishes yesterday though. I'm romantic like that .
Sounds like me I am also forever trying to stick my finger up his bum when he least expects it  "
Hahaha! I do that with my toe on the sofa and tell him I thought he liked it  . |
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"And I like to pinch at single hairs on his chest if he's not paying enough attention to me 
I hate them! Or leg hair pinching  "
What about the boney elbow poke or a dead leg?
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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I love it. A smack that turns into a caress is even better.
Better still is when he's doing something, say in the kitchen, I slap his arse and then he turns around, grabs my wrists and pins me to the worktop to kiss me as if his life depends on it. Then turns me round and slaps my arse   |
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"Probably last week. Spank and run away . I humped him from behind while he was at the sink doing dishes yesterday though. I'm romantic like that .
Sounds like me I am also forever trying to stick my finger up his bum when he least expects it
Hahaha! I do that with my toe on the sofa and tell him I thought he liked it . "
I did a "fashion show" for LVM yesterday, showing off everything I got while he was away. He didn't find it amusing when I poked him in the ear with my strap on  I thought every hole is a goal. |
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"Probably last week. Spank and run away . I humped him from behind while he was at the sink doing dishes yesterday though. I'm romantic like that .
Sounds like me I am also forever trying to stick my finger up his bum when he least expects it
Hahaha! I do that with my toe on the sofa and tell him I thought he liked it .
I did a "fashion show" for LVM yesterday, showing off everything I got while he was away. He didn't find it amusing when I poked him in the ear with my strap on I thought every hole is a goal. "
Who wouldn't love a wet willy!!
I am so going to try that |
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"Probably last week. Spank and run away . I humped him from behind while he was at the sink doing dishes yesterday though. I'm romantic like that .
Sounds like me I am also forever trying to stick my finger up his bum when he least expects it
Hahaha! I do that with my toe on the sofa and tell him I thought he liked it .
I did a "fashion show" for LVM yesterday, showing off everything I got while he was away. He didn't find it amusing when I poked him in the ear with my strap on I thought every hole is a goal. "
I swear he specifically stated he was into ear sex on his profile... That boy is such a tease!
Another favourite of mine is to get all smoochy, lull them into a false sense of security and then full on clamp my mouth over their face or stick my tongue uo their nose . I'm a delight! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Probably last week. Spank and run away . I humped him from behind while he was at the sink doing dishes yesterday though. I'm romantic like that .
Sounds like me I am also forever trying to stick my finger up his bum when he least expects it
Hahaha! I do that with my toe on the sofa and tell him I thought he liked it .
I did a "fashion show" for LVM yesterday, showing off everything I got while he was away. He didn't find it amusing when I poked him in the ear with my strap on I thought every hole is a goal.
I swear he specifically stated he was into ear sex on his profile... That boy is such a tease!
Another favourite of mine is to get all smoochy, lull them into a false sense of security and then full on clamp my mouth over their face or stick my tongue uo their nose . I'm a delight! "
I understand now why we get on so well |
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"Probably last week. Spank and run away . I humped him from behind while he was at the sink doing dishes yesterday though. I'm romantic like that .
Sounds like me I am also forever trying to stick my finger up his bum when he least expects it
Hahaha! I do that with my toe on the sofa and tell him I thought he liked it .
I did a "fashion show" for LVM yesterday, showing off everything I got while he was away. He didn't find it amusing when I poked him in the ear with my strap on I thought every hole is a goal.
I swear he specifically stated he was into ear sex on his profile... That boy is such a tease!
Another favourite of mine is to get all smoochy, lull them into a false sense of security and then full on clamp my mouth over their face or stick my tongue uo their nose . I'm a delight!
I understand now why we get on so well "
Because we can take an ear each  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Probably last week. Spank and run away . I humped him from behind while he was at the sink doing dishes yesterday though. I'm romantic like that .
Sounds like me I am also forever trying to stick my finger up his bum when he least expects it
Hahaha! I do that with my toe on the sofa and tell him I thought he liked it .
I did a "fashion show" for LVM yesterday, showing off everything I got while he was away. He didn't find it amusing when I poked him in the ear with my strap on I thought every hole is a goal.
I swear he specifically stated he was into ear sex on his profile... That boy is such a tease!
Another favourite of mine is to get all smoochy, lull them into a false sense of security and then full on clamp my mouth over their face or stick my tongue uo their nose . I'm a delight!
I understand now why we get on so well
Because we can take an ear each "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Probably last week. Spank and run away . I humped him from behind while he was at the sink doing dishes yesterday though. I'm romantic like that .
Sounds like me I am also forever trying to stick my finger up his bum when he least expects it
Hahaha! I do that with my toe on the sofa and tell him I thought he liked it .
I did a "fashion show" for LVM yesterday, showing off everything I got while he was away. He didn't find it amusing when I poked him in the ear with my strap on I thought every hole is a goal.
I swear he specifically stated he was into ear sex on his profile... That boy is such a tease!
Another favourite of mine is to get all smoochy, lull them into a false sense of security and then full on clamp my mouth over their face or stick my tongue uo their nose . I'm a delight!
I understand now why we get on so well "
Weirdos!!!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And I like to pinch at single hairs on his chest if he's not paying enough attention to me
I hate them! Or leg hair pinching
What about the boney elbow poke or a dead leg?
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What are those |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I want an arse to smack!
Any volunteers want to walk past my bedroom door a few times so I can do exactly that?
I can send you uncle M"
He's already got a muissus, let me have some fun |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Probably last week. Spank and run away . I humped him from behind while he was at the sink doing dishes yesterday though. I'm romantic like that .
Sounds like me I am also forever trying to stick my finger up his bum when he least expects it
Hahaha! I do that with my toe on the sofa and tell him I thought he liked it .
I did a "fashion show" for LVM yesterday, showing off everything I got while he was away. He didn't find it amusing when I poked him in the ear with my strap on I thought every hole is a goal.
I swear he specifically stated he was into ear sex on his profile... That boy is such a tease!
Another favourite of mine is to get all smoochy, lull them into a false sense of security and then full on clamp my mouth over their face or stick my tongue uo their nose . I'm a delight!
I understand now why we get on so well
Weirdos!!!!
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You're just jealous.
I can stick my strap on in your ear too seeing as it's almost Christmas  |
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"Probably last week. Spank and run away . I humped him from behind while he was at the sink doing dishes yesterday though. I'm romantic like that .
Sounds like me I am also forever trying to stick my finger up his bum when he least expects it
Hahaha! I do that with my toe on the sofa and tell him I thought he liked it .
I did a "fashion show" for LVM yesterday, showing off everything I got while he was away. He didn't find it amusing when I poked him in the ear with my strap on I thought every hole is a goal.
I swear he specifically stated he was into ear sex on his profile... That boy is such a tease!
Another favourite of mine is to get all smoochy, lull them into a false sense of security and then full on clamp my mouth over their face or stick my tongue uo their nose . I'm a delight!
I understand now why we get on so well
Because we can take an ear each
I've always wanted a dildo lobotomy "
Knew it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"And I like to pinch at single hairs on his chest if he's not paying enough attention to me
I hate them! Or leg hair pinching
What about the boney elbow poke or a dead leg?
What are those "
Using the bony part of your elbow and grind it into the side of your vict...err partners body, just under the ribs or grind it into the top of the leg, if you get the right place you can deaden the nerve |
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"Probably last week. Spank and run away . I humped him from behind while he was at the sink doing dishes yesterday though. I'm romantic like that .
Sounds like me I am also forever trying to stick my finger up his bum when he least expects it
Hahaha! I do that with my toe on the sofa and tell him I thought he liked it .
I did a "fashion show" for LVM yesterday, showing off everything I got while he was away. He didn't find it amusing when I poked him in the ear with my strap on I thought every hole is a goal.
I swear he specifically stated he was into ear sex on his profile... That boy is such a tease!
Another favourite of mine is to get all smoochy, lull them into a false sense of security and then full on clamp my mouth over their face or stick my tongue uo their nose . I'm a delight!
I understand now why we get on so well
Weirdos!!!!
"
Pfffttt, what's the point of having a boyfriend if you can't find new weird and wonderful ways to annoy them and laugh hysterically as you do. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And I like to pinch at single hairs on his chest if he's not paying enough attention to me
I hate them! Or leg hair pinching
What about the boney elbow poke or a dead leg?
What are those
Using the bony part of your elbow and grind it into the side of your vict...err partners body, just under the ribs or grind it into the top of the leg, if you get the right place you can deaden the nerve "
That would result in instant revenge |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And I like to pinch at single hairs on his chest if he's not paying enough attention to me
I hate them! Or leg hair pinching
What about the boney elbow poke or a dead leg?
What are those
Using the bony part of your elbow and grind it into the side of your vict...err partners body, just under the ribs or grind it into the top of the leg, if you get the right place you can deaden the nerve
That would result in instant revenge "
How when you can only hobble  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Probably last week. Spank and run away . I humped him from behind while he was at the sink doing dishes yesterday though. I'm romantic like that .
Sounds like me I am also forever trying to stick my finger up his bum when he least expects it
Hahaha! I do that with my toe on the sofa and tell him I thought he liked it .
I did a "fashion show" for LVM yesterday, showing off everything I got while he was away. He didn't find it amusing when I poked him in the ear with my strap on I thought every hole is a goal.
I swear he specifically stated he was into ear sex on his profile... That boy is such a tease!
Another favourite of mine is to get all smoochy, lull them into a false sense of security and then full on clamp my mouth over their face or stick my tongue uo their nose . I'm a delight!
I understand now why we get on so well
Weirdos!!!!
Pfffttt, what's the point of having a boyfriend if you can't find new weird and wonderful ways to annoy them and laugh hysterically as you do. "
Give him BJ's during video games and make him cheesecake! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Probably last week. Spank and run away . I humped him from behind while he was at the sink doing dishes yesterday though. I'm romantic like that .
Sounds like me I am also forever trying to stick my finger up his bum when he least expects it
Hahaha! I do that with my toe on the sofa and tell him I thought he liked it .
I did a "fashion show" for LVM yesterday, showing off everything I got while he was away. He didn't find it amusing when I poked him in the ear with my strap on I thought every hole is a goal.
I swear he specifically stated he was into ear sex on his profile... That boy is such a tease!
Another favourite of mine is to get all smoochy, lull them into a false sense of security and then full on clamp my mouth over their face or stick my tongue uo their nose . I'm a delight!
I understand now why we get on so well
Weirdos!!!!
Pfffttt, what's the point of having a boyfriend if you can't find new weird and wonderful ways to annoy them and laugh hysterically as you do. "
Try sticking a rubber duck between his cheeks while he's washing up, that might work... not that I'd know  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And I like to pinch at single hairs on his chest if he's not paying enough attention to me
I hate them! Or leg hair pinching
What about the boney elbow poke or a dead leg?
What are those
Using the bony part of your elbow and grind it into the side of your vict...err partners body, just under the ribs or grind it into the top of the leg, if you get the right place you can deaden the nerve
That would result in instant revenge
How when you can only hobble "
What I like to do is grab their wrist and dig and move my thumb into the inside of their wrist. It hurts like hell! |
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"Probably last week. Spank and run away . I humped him from behind while he was at the sink doing dishes yesterday though. I'm romantic like that .
Sounds like me I am also forever trying to stick my finger up his bum when he least expects it
Hahaha! I do that with my toe on the sofa and tell him I thought he liked it .
I did a "fashion show" for LVM yesterday, showing off everything I got while he was away. He didn't find it amusing when I poked him in the ear with my strap on I thought every hole is a goal.
I swear he specifically stated he was into ear sex on his profile... That boy is such a tease!
Another favourite of mine is to get all smoochy, lull them into a false sense of security and then full on clamp my mouth over their face or stick my tongue uo their nose . I'm a delight!
I understand now why we get on so well
Weirdos!!!!
Pfffttt, what's the point of having a boyfriend if you can't find new weird and wonderful ways to annoy them and laugh hysterically as you do.
Give him BJ's during video games and make him cheesecake!"
That's just what you want |
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"Probably last week. Spank and run away . I humped him from behind while he was at the sink doing dishes yesterday though. I'm romantic like that .
Sounds like me I am also forever trying to stick my finger up his bum when he least expects it
Hahaha! I do that with my toe on the sofa and tell him I thought he liked it .
I did a "fashion show" for LVM yesterday, showing off everything I got while he was away. He didn't find it amusing when I poked him in the ear with my strap on I thought every hole is a goal.
I swear he specifically stated he was into ear sex on his profile... That boy is such a tease!
Another favourite of mine is to get all smoochy, lull them into a false sense of security and then full on clamp my mouth over their face or stick my tongue uo their nose . I'm a delight!
I understand now why we get on so well
Weirdos!!!!
Pfffttt, what's the point of having a boyfriend if you can't find new weird and wonderful ways to annoy them and laugh hysterically as you do.
Try sticking a rubber duck between his cheeks while he's washing up, that might work... not that I'd know "
Omg . Wait were you washing up nude? |
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"Probably last week. Spank and run away . I humped him from behind while he was at the sink doing dishes yesterday though. I'm romantic like that .
Sounds like me I am also forever trying to stick my finger up his bum when he least expects it
Hahaha! I do that with my toe on the sofa and tell him I thought he liked it .
I did a "fashion show" for LVM yesterday, showing off everything I got while he was away. He didn't find it amusing when I poked him in the ear with my strap on I thought every hole is a goal.
I swear he specifically stated he was into ear sex on his profile... That boy is such a tease!
Another favourite of mine is to get all smoochy, lull them into a false sense of security and then full on clamp my mouth over their face or stick my tongue uo their nose . I'm a delight!
I understand now why we get on so well
Weirdos!!!!
Pfffttt, what's the point of having a boyfriend if you can't find new weird and wonderful ways to annoy them and laugh hysterically as you do.
Give him BJ's during video games and make him cheesecake!
That's just what you want "
Exactly, so get back in the kitchen woman and start baking |
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"Probably last week. Spank and run away . I humped him from behind while he was at the sink doing dishes yesterday though. I'm romantic like that .
Sounds like me I am also forever trying to stick my finger up his bum when he least expects it
Hahaha! I do that with my toe on the sofa and tell him I thought he liked it .
I did a "fashion show" for LVM yesterday, showing off everything I got while he was away. He didn't find it amusing when I poked him in the ear with my strap on I thought every hole is a goal.
I swear he specifically stated he was into ear sex on his profile... That boy is such a tease!
Another favourite of mine is to get all smoochy, lull them into a false sense of security and then full on clamp my mouth over their face or stick my tongue uo their nose . I'm a delight!
I understand now why we get on so well
Weirdos!!!!
Pfffttt, what's the point of having a boyfriend if you can't find new weird and wonderful ways to annoy them and laugh hysterically as you do.
Try sticking a rubber duck between his cheeks while he's washing up, that might work... not that I'd know
Omg . Wait were you washing up nude? "
That's just what you want No, she was just quite... forceful |
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"Probably last week. Spank and run away . I humped him from behind while he was at the sink doing dishes yesterday though. I'm romantic like that .
Sounds like me I am also forever trying to stick my finger up his bum when he least expects it
Hahaha! I do that with my toe on the sofa and tell him I thought he liked it .
I did a "fashion show" for LVM yesterday, showing off everything I got while he was away. He didn't find it amusing when I poked him in the ear with my strap on I thought every hole is a goal.
I swear he specifically stated he was into ear sex on his profile... That boy is such a tease!
Another favourite of mine is to get all smoochy, lull them into a false sense of security and then full on clamp my mouth over their face or stick my tongue uo their nose . I'm a delight!
I understand now why we get on so well
Weirdos!!!!
Pfffttt, what's the point of having a boyfriend if you can't find new weird and wonderful ways to annoy them and laugh hysterically as you do.
Give him BJ's during video games and make him cheesecake!
That's just what you want
Exactly, so get back in the kitchen woman and start baking "
I'll get crushing some nuts... |
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"Probably last week. Spank and run away . I humped him from behind while he was at the sink doing dishes yesterday though. I'm romantic like that .
Sounds like me I am also forever trying to stick my finger up his bum when he least expects it
Hahaha! I do that with my toe on the sofa and tell him I thought he liked it .
I did a "fashion show" for LVM yesterday, showing off everything I got while he was away. He didn't find it amusing when I poked him in the ear with my strap on I thought every hole is a goal.
I swear he specifically stated he was into ear sex on his profile... That boy is such a tease!
Another favourite of mine is to get all smoochy, lull them into a false sense of security and then full on clamp my mouth over their face or stick my tongue uo their nose . I'm a delight!
I understand now why we get on so well
Weirdos!!!!
Pfffttt, what's the point of having a boyfriend if you can't find new weird and wonderful ways to annoy them and laugh hysterically as you do.
Try sticking a rubber duck between his cheeks while he's washing up, that might work... not that I'd know
Omg . Wait were you washing up nude? "
No, just in a really thin joggers. It was a lot of fun, until he returned the favour when I was washing up. |
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"Probably last week. Spank and run away . I humped him from behind while he was at the sink doing dishes yesterday though. I'm romantic like that .
Sounds like me I am also forever trying to stick my finger up his bum when he least expects it
Hahaha! I do that with my toe on the sofa and tell him I thought he liked it .
I did a "fashion show" for LVM yesterday, showing off everything I got while he was away. He didn't find it amusing when I poked him in the ear with my strap on I thought every hole is a goal.
I swear he specifically stated he was into ear sex on his profile... That boy is such a tease!
Another favourite of mine is to get all smoochy, lull them into a false sense of security and then full on clamp my mouth over their face or stick my tongue uo their nose . I'm a delight!
I understand now why we get on so well
Weirdos!!!!
Pfffttt, what's the point of having a boyfriend if you can't find new weird and wonderful ways to annoy them and laugh hysterically as you do.
Try sticking a rubber duck between his cheeks while he's washing up, that might work... not that I'd know
Omg . Wait were you washing up nude?
That's just what you want No, she was just quite... forceful "
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"Probably last week. Spank and run away . I humped him from behind while he was at the sink doing dishes yesterday though. I'm romantic like that .
Sounds like me I am also forever trying to stick my finger up his bum when he least expects it
Hahaha! I do that with my toe on the sofa and tell him I thought he liked it .
I did a "fashion show" for LVM yesterday, showing off everything I got while he was away. He didn't find it amusing when I poked him in the ear with my strap on I thought every hole is a goal.
I swear he specifically stated he was into ear sex on his profile... That boy is such a tease!
Another favourite of mine is to get all smoochy, lull them into a false sense of security and then full on clamp my mouth over their face or stick my tongue uo their nose . I'm a delight!
I understand now why we get on so well
Weirdos!!!!
Pfffttt, what's the point of having a boyfriend if you can't find new weird and wonderful ways to annoy them and laugh hysterically as you do.
Try sticking a rubber duck between his cheeks while he's washing up, that might work... not that I'd know
Omg . Wait were you washing up nude?
No, just in a really thin joggers. It was a lot of fun, until he returned the favour when I was washing up."
And that was the beginning of the duck wars... |
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"Probably last week. Spank and run away . I humped him from behind while he was at the sink doing dishes yesterday though. I'm romantic like that .
Sounds like me I am also forever trying to stick my finger up his bum when he least expects it
Hahaha! I do that with my toe on the sofa and tell him I thought he liked it .
I did a "fashion show" for LVM yesterday, showing off everything I got while he was away. He didn't find it amusing when I poked him in the ear with my strap on I thought every hole is a goal.
I swear he specifically stated he was into ear sex on his profile... That boy is such a tease!
Another favourite of mine is to get all smoochy, lull them into a false sense of security and then full on clamp my mouth over their face or stick my tongue uo their nose . I'm a delight!
I understand now why we get on so well
Weirdos!!!!
Pfffttt, what's the point of having a boyfriend if you can't find new weird and wonderful ways to annoy them and laugh hysterically as you do.
Try sticking a rubber duck between his cheeks while he's washing up, that might work... not that I'd know
Omg . Wait were you washing up nude?
No, just in a really thin joggers. It was a lot of fun, until he returned the favour when I was washing up.
And that was the beginning of the duck wars... "
Nah. I would rather have Glowdo wars with you |
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"Probably last week. Spank and run away . I humped him from behind while he was at the sink doing dishes yesterday though. I'm romantic like that .
Sounds like me I am also forever trying to stick my finger up his bum when he least expects it
Hahaha! I do that with my toe on the sofa and tell him I thought he liked it .
I did a "fashion show" for LVM yesterday, showing off everything I got while he was away. He didn't find it amusing when I poked him in the ear with my strap on I thought every hole is a goal.
I swear he specifically stated he was into ear sex on his profile... That boy is such a tease!
Another favourite of mine is to get all smoochy, lull them into a false sense of security and then full on clamp my mouth over their face or stick my tongue uo their nose . I'm a delight!
I understand now why we get on so well
Weirdos!!!!
Pfffttt, what's the point of having a boyfriend if you can't find new weird and wonderful ways to annoy them and laugh hysterically as you do.
Try sticking a rubber duck between his cheeks while he's washing up, that might work... not that I'd know
Omg . Wait were you washing up nude?
No, just in a really thin joggers. It was a lot of fun, until he returned the favour when I was washing up.
And that was the beginning of the duck wars...
Nah. I would rather have Glowdo wars with you "
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