"Well being stuck up a ladder putting final touch to attic stairs when client decided BJ was called for was by far the best situation that happened to me
A nice kinda of helpless lol"
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"I have a few 'incidents' to report over twenty years of garden maintenance 
Can you say anymore about them"
One married female client who is from Thailand would come speak with me wearing maybe just a large t shirt ! This was almost every visit during one summer. I quickly noticed she would always either lean forward or bend over deliberately so I would certainly see down or up the t shirt . Of course I saw her small naked Asian body, all of it, and she knew it ! Once she even told me how wet she was in a jokey way. It made me hard and she knew that too. But that's all it was her husband worked from home so it was her thrill to flash and turn me on.  |
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"I have a few 'incidents' to report over twenty years of garden maintenance
Can you say anymore about them
One married female client who is from Thailand would come speak with me wearing maybe just a large t shirt ! This was almost every visit during one summer. I quickly noticed she would always either lean forward or bend over deliberately so I would certainly see down or up the t shirt . Of course I saw her small naked Asian body, all of it, and she knew it ! Once she even told me how wet she was in a jokey way. It made me hard and she knew that too. But that's all it was her husband worked from home so it was her thrill to flash and turn me on. "
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"Not tradesman ever pay any interest..... not even when I’ve got on my hands and knees infront of them ..... (not what you think) 
Well if you would like me to do any odd jobs you could see what happened "
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"I've been a builder for 15 years and it's never happened to me
Yep. 18 years fitting bathrooms and nothing inappropriate ever happened. "
Maybe we should work on each other's houses then we can have fun together |
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"I've been a builder for 15 years and it's never happened to me
Yep. 18 years fitting bathrooms and nothing inappropriate ever happened.
Maybe we should work on each other's houses then we can have fun together "
I retired last year. |
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I run a handyman business and the majority of my custom is divorced ladies in the 40-60 age range. I have had customers flash their breasts, one even did a Sharon Stone as I fitted some skirting and the horny ones always ask you to give an opinion on something in their bedroom. I have never acted upon any of it but do flirt a little and wear tighter work trousers and t-shirts, its great for the bank balance with all the repeat custom. |
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By *rHotNottsMan
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"I have a few 'incidents' to report over twenty years of garden maintenance "
When I was 17 I worked for a landscape garden company. We went out as a gang doing maintenance on care homes and on communal areas of social housing. We always got side jobs from residents like £5 to mow a lawn or a fence repair etc. The leader built all the regular side jobs into the plan and we all keep it quiet from the owner and shared the money between us. They were nearly all single mums or mums at home alone and always half dressed and flirting. He would disappear upstairs while we mowed the lawns , everyone knew what he was doing , he never did any actual work , we did it all but some days he’d had up to 10 meets and as we drove between jobs joked about his balls being empty and could one of the younger lads take the next one, he always managed to recover in time though. Got to respect the guy, he totally nailed it, paid for shagging all day |
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"I've never been that lucky
Every tradesman I've ever had in has had a face like the bag of spanners they brought with em"
I’m hoping I didn’t fit your bathroom  |
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"I did the boiler man this year. I'd had my eye on him for 4 years (4 boiler sevices) He split from his wife and was single this year "
Saves paying him I guess.
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"I did the boiler man this year. I'd had my eye on him for 4 years (4 boiler sevices) He split from his wife and was single this year "
Our just blows the dust off , drinks our tea and leaves a bill for £200 , I hope you got better value  |
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"I did the boiler man this year. I'd had my eye on him for 4 years (4 boiler sevices) He split from his wife and was single this year "
...now it makes sense! Other half is a heating engineer but claims he's struggling due to covid. He's working for a shag not money!!! |
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