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Things your Dad used to say to you
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I’ll wipe that smile off your face in a minute if you carry on
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Don’t go down there cause the galosher man will get you 
What other pearls of wisdom were passed down to you as a child?
Love and Peace  |
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"Can't educate pork"
Only ever heard him say it and one day out of the blue a mate said it. I burst into tears as I can just hear him saying it hahaha, its insane how little things like that can stop you dead in your tracks lol. |
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over a year ago
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Sometimes Son its worth the satisfaction...
Better to own the worst house on the best estate than the best house on the worst...
One piece of advice I used to say to my Son regarding his constant bad choice of girlfriends was...
A bit less B&M but a lot more M&S  |
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On the same vein.
I'm always saying to the Mrs when she gets a bit chavvy.
"You can take the woman out of Feltham but you can never take Feltham out of the woman"
*Feltham is a really scummy nasty town in South west London not far from Hounslow*
#shit |
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By (user no longer on site)
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The only words I remember my father has ever said to me was one time he was in my Nans and I saw a cd for the first time (it was his). I was holding it to the sun and watching all the rainbow light reflect around the kitchen and he came in and said “don’t put your mucky fingers on that” I was 6 years old! |
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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago
Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe |
In my teens I used to take part in motorbike competitions, but wasn't very good.
Dad once said to me, "At least you're consistent. Consistently crap, but consistent."
Another pearl of his wisdom was, "You're as much use as a one-legged man in an arse-kicking contest." |
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You two stop fighting! I've had too much fighting in my life ! Arthur used to throw the scrubbing brush at Joss and your mother was always fighting with me.
I've a good mind to put the pair of you in a home! If you don't stop fighting I will ! I just want some peace in me life.
Awwwwwwwwwww he was a lovely man ( truly ) Parents eh ? |
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"On the same vein.
I'm always saying to the Mrs when she gets a bit chavvy.
"You can take the woman out of Feltham but you can never take Feltham out of the woman"
*Feltham is a really scummy nasty town in South west London not far from Hounslow*
#shit "
I like Feltham. I only ever do fleeting visits though. |
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Only bit of sexual advice my father ever gave me was,hope she's got French knickers on because you can get your hand up them,your cock up them and if you're lucky your head up them.
Other than that he always told me if I came home from the swimming pool drownd he'd kill me. |
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"Never drink in a pub with a flat roof"
You know that's strangely logical, now I think about it every pub I've ever known with a flat roof has been a proper shit hole and there is always
A fight going on. |
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"On the same vein.
I'm always saying to the Mrs when she gets a bit chavvy.
"You can take the woman out of Feltham but you can never take Feltham out of the woman"
*Feltham is a really scummy nasty town in South west London not far from Hounslow*
#shit
I like Feltham. I only ever do fleeting visits though."
You must be in a very select club membership 1.
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
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"I’ll wipe that smile off your face in a minute if you carry on
or
Don’t go down there cause the galosher man will get you
What other pearls of wisdom were passed down to you as a child?
Love and Peace "
when i really hurt my foot "would you like me to stamp on the other one ?"
its ok he told me id just sprained my wrist when i had broken it when i was 14
and relatively recently i broke my foot and he said he didnt have time to 'fit me in' to take me to the hospital...
thanks Dad |
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