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Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're NOT listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is not Jim, this is not Jim.
Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want. Everyone is welcome.*
*Disclaimer: text shamelessly plagiarised from the proper nocturnal thread. We're just keeping the seat warm  |
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"Firstface 
Oh yeah! What prize could possibly trump your home renovation gift? A gift voucher for B&Q heading your way
I can't stop pissing crying  "
Ah. *Amends prize to year's supply of Tena lady pants (the ones with flowers on)*  |
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"Firstface
Oh yeah! What prize could possibly trump your home renovation gift? A gift voucher for B&Q heading your way
I can't stop pissing crying
Ah. *Amends prize to year's supply of Tena lady pants (the ones with flowers on)* "
Perfect |
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Its lovely to be here.
Greetings 
*Waves* good evening Sprockett and how are you this fine nocturnal evening? "
It is a very groovy evening. You're never alone here, nocturnalers are around! Which leg are you hopping the forum on?! |
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"Firstface
Oh yeah! What prize could possibly trump your home renovation gift? A gift voucher for B&Q heading your way
I can't stop pissing crying
Ah. *Amends prize to year's supply of Tena lady pants (the ones with flowers on)*
Perfect "
*Adds gift wrap and a jock off massive bow* |
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"Groovy thank you.
In bed (alone, sadly), Forum hopping.
Its lovely to be here.
Greetings
*Waves* good evening Sprockett and how are you this fine nocturnal evening?
It is a very groovy evening. You're never alone here, nocturnalers are around! Which leg are you hopping the forum on?! "
I'm using the Sprockett Hopper (like a space hopper) with "special handles" |
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"Groovy thank you.
In bed (alone, sadly), Forum hopping.
Its lovely to be here.
Greetings
*Waves* good evening Sprockett and how are you this fine nocturnal evening?
It is a very groovy evening. You're never alone here, nocturnalers are around! Which leg are you hopping the forum on?!
I'm using the Sprockett Hopper (like a space hopper) with "special handles" "
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"Groovy thank you.
In bed (alone, sadly), Forum hopping.
Its lovely to be here.
Greetings
*Waves* good evening Sprockett and how are you this fine nocturnal evening?
It is a very groovy evening. You're never alone here, nocturnalers are around! Which leg are you hopping the forum on?!
I'm using the Sprockett Hopper (like a space hopper) with "special handles"
Hold tight, don't fall off as you're riding "
Not happened yet, but I'll beware of random bouncing.
Boing!!!!! |
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"Groovy thank you.
In bed (alone, sadly), Forum hopping.
Its lovely to be here.
Greetings
*Waves* good evening Sprockett and how are you this fine nocturnal evening?
It is a very groovy evening. You're never alone here, nocturnalers are around! Which leg are you hopping the forum on?!
I'm using the Sprockett Hopper (like a space hopper) with "special handles"
Hold tight, don't fall off as you're riding
Not happened yet, but I'll beware of random bouncing.
Boing!!!!! "
You could always anchor yourself to the nearest rigid structure, if you go all awry. I've hear there are a whole manner of anchoring tools that one could employ |
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"Groovy thank you.
In bed (alone, sadly), Forum hopping.
Its lovely to be here.
Greetings
*Waves* good evening Sprockett and how are you this fine nocturnal evening?
It is a very groovy evening. You're never alone here, nocturnalers are around! Which leg are you hopping the forum on?!
I'm using the Sprockett Hopper (like a space hopper) with "special handles"
Hold tight, don't fall off as you're riding
Not happened yet, but I'll beware of random bouncing.
Boing!!!!!
You could always anchor yourself to the nearest rigid structure, if you go all awry. I've hear there are a whole manner of anchoring tools that one could employ "
Rigid structure vs anchoring tool?
How's a chick to choose?
Is there a civil engineer close by ?
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"Groovy thank you.
In bed (alone, sadly), Forum hopping.
Its lovely to be here.
Greetings
*Waves* good evening Sprockett and how are you this fine nocturnal evening?
It is a very groovy evening. You're never alone here, nocturnalers are around! Which leg are you hopping the forum on?!
I'm using the Sprockett Hopper (like a space hopper) with "special handles"
Hold tight, don't fall off as you're riding
Not happened yet, but I'll beware of random bouncing.
Boing!!!!!
You could always anchor yourself to the nearest rigid structure, if you go all awry. I've hear there are a whole manner of anchoring tools that one could employ
Rigid structure vs anchoring tool?
How's a chick to choose?
Is there a civil engineer close by ?
"
We've got a snorkelling expert, a deep bore miner and one of those chappies that turns the stop/go sign round when they CBA putting temporary traffic lights up. Any good?! |
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"Groovy thank you.
In bed (alone, sadly), Forum hopping.
Its lovely to be here.
Greetings
*Waves* good evening Sprockett and how are you this fine nocturnal evening?
It is a very groovy evening. You're never alone here, nocturnalers are around! Which leg are you hopping the forum on?!
I'm using the Sprockett Hopper (like a space hopper) with "special handles"
Hold tight, don't fall off as you're riding
Not happened yet, but I'll beware of random bouncing.
Boing!!!!!
You could always anchor yourself to the nearest rigid structure, if you go all awry. I've hear there are a whole manner of anchoring tools that one could employ
Rigid structure vs anchoring tool?
How's a chick to choose?
Is there a civil engineer close by ?
We've got a snorkelling expert, a deep bore miner and one of those chappies that turns the stop/go sign round when they CBA putting temporary traffic lights up. Any good?! "
Do they come as a package?
Or can I pick n choose ? |
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"Groovy thank you.
In bed (alone, sadly), Forum hopping.
Its lovely to be here.
Greetings
*Waves* good evening Sprockett and how are you this fine nocturnal evening?
It is a very groovy evening. You're never alone here, nocturnalers are around! Which leg are you hopping the forum on?!
I'm using the Sprockett Hopper (like a space hopper) with "special handles"
Hold tight, don't fall off as you're riding
Not happened yet, but I'll beware of random bouncing.
Boing!!!!!
You could always anchor yourself to the nearest rigid structure, if you go all awry. I've hear there are a whole manner of anchoring tools that one could employ
Rigid structure vs anchoring tool?
How's a chick to choose?
Is there a civil engineer close by ?
We've got a snorkelling expert, a deep bore miner and one of those chappies that turns the stop/go sign round when they CBA putting temporary traffic lights up. Any good?!
Do they come as a package?
Or can I pick n choose ?"
I'm sure we could bind them together into a sort of big package, yes |
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"Groovy thank you.
In bed (alone, sadly), Forum hopping.
Its lovely to be here.
Greetings
*Waves* good evening Sprockett and how are you this fine nocturnal evening?
It is a very groovy evening. You're never alone here, nocturnalers are around! Which leg are you hopping the forum on?!
I'm using the Sprockett Hopper (like a space hopper) with "special handles"
Hold tight, don't fall off as you're riding
Not happened yet, but I'll beware of random bouncing.
Boing!!!!!
You could always anchor yourself to the nearest rigid structure, if you go all awry. I've hear there are a whole manner of anchoring tools that one could employ
Rigid structure vs anchoring tool?
How's a chick to choose?
Is there a civil engineer close by ?
We've got a snorkelling expert, a deep bore miner and one of those chappies that turns the stop/go sign round when they CBA putting temporary traffic lights up. Any good?!
Do they come as a package?
Or can I pick n choose ?
I'm sure we could bind them together into a sort of big package, yes "
Oooo. Love a big package over here at Sprockett Central. |
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Is there a civil engineer close by ?
We've got a snorkelling expert, a deep bore miner and one of those chappies that turns the stop/go sign round when they CBA putting temporary traffic lights up. Any good?!
Do they come as a package?
Or can I pick n choose ?
I'm sure we could bind them together into a sort of big package, yes
Oooo. Love a big package over here at Sprockett Central. "
A nice big one coming right up |
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Goood eveeeeeeeening my fabulous lovelies of debauchery of the nocturnal variety. Special greetz go to KC, who I am unashamed to say both give me pause to be in awe of.
I do confess, I miss Jim and his open arms, but KC most definitely has owned the gap (fnar)
I also wish to convey how much I enjoyed the videos of the dear Princess Peach - I was enthralled, creased, and - quite frankly - enamoured. I would have liked to have sent a direct message to convey these feelings, but PP's videos and profile messaging directly preclude me doing so.
That being said, please allow me to gush publicly and wax lyrical - Princess Peach - you are a realist mixed with comedian and a large pinch of kindred spirit. I had to change my underwear after pissing my pants watching your 'how to enhance your fab experience' series. If only every member understood instinctively the message you are trying to convey.
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"Evening y'all.
How's everyone doing hope you are well (apart from the nuclear war threat stuff lol)
Good evening Cindi, has Mr Musk replied to your WhatsApp yet? "
Not yet, he's probs designing a new shit car or something |
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Is there a civil engineer close by ?
We've got a snorkelling expert, a deep bore miner and one of those chappies that turns the stop/go sign round when they CBA putting temporary traffic lights up. Any good?!
Do they come as a package?
Or can I pick n choose ?
I'm sure we could bind them together into a sort of big package, yes
Oooo. Love a big package over here at Sprockett Central.
A nice big one coming right up "
Not sure where to put all that. The stop go sign thingy takes up some space. Its like a massive paddle!! |
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"Evening y'all.
How's everyone doing hope you are well (apart from the nuclear war threat stuff lol)
Good evening Cindi, has Mr Musk replied to your WhatsApp yet?
Not yet, he's probs designing a new shit car or something "
Where's all the crazy daft threads by blokes wanking off?
They should be on by now, Cindi needs some fun winding them up |
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"Goood eveeeeeeeening my fabulous lovelies of debauchery of the nocturnal variety. Special greetz go to KC, who I am unashamed to say both give me pause to be in awe of.
I do confess, I miss Jim and his open arms, but KC most definitely has owned the gap (fnar)
I also wish to convey how much I enjoyed the videos of the dear Princess Peach - I was enthralled, creased, and - quite frankly - enamoured. I would have liked to have sent a direct message to convey these feelings, but PP's videos and profile messaging directly preclude me doing so.
That being said, please allow me to gush publicly and wax lyrical - Princess Peach - you are a realist mixed with comedian and a large pinch of kindred spirit. I had to change my underwear after pissing my pants watching your 'how to enhance your fab experience' series. If only every member understood instinctively the message you are trying to convey.
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Good nocturnal evening to you, our verbose scientific amigo. We'll pass a message onto PP - he trapped his pp in his zipper the other day, so we're sure your greetings will be warmly received
We have a solution for the pants pissing *adds a pack of Tena man-pants to the e-order* |
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Is there a civil engineer close by ?
We've got a snorkelling expert, a deep bore miner and one of those chappies that turns the stop/go sign round when they CBA putting temporary traffic lights up. Any good?!
Do they come as a package?
Or can I pick n choose ?
I'm sure we could bind them together into a sort of big package, yes
Oooo. Love a big package over here at Sprockett Central.
A nice big one coming right up
Not sure where to put all that. The stop go sign thingy takes up some space. Its like a massive paddle!! "
We like a good paddle over at Kinky Castle  |
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"Evening y'all.
How's everyone doing hope you are well (apart from the nuclear war threat stuff lol)
Good evening Cindi, has Mr Musk replied to your WhatsApp yet?
Not yet, he's probs designing a new shit car or something
Where's all the crazy daft threads by blokes wanking off?
They should be on by now, Cindi needs some fun winding them up "
We don't know where the wankers are, Cindi. Have you checked down the back of the sofa or in that drawer where you put bits of string, old shopping lists and your novelty egg separator? |
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Is there a civil engineer close by ?
We've got a snorkelling expert, a deep bore miner and one of those chappies that turns the stop/go sign round when they CBA putting temporary traffic lights up. Any good?!
Do they come as a package?
Or can I pick n choose ?
I'm sure we could bind them together into a sort of big package, yes
Oooo. Love a big package over here at Sprockett Central.
A nice big one coming right up
Not sure where to put all that. The stop go sign thingy takes up some space. Its like a massive paddle!!
We like a good paddle over at Kinky Castle "
Might just whop it back over to ya...  |
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Good nocturnal evening to you, our verbose scientific amigo. We'll pass a message onto PP - he trapped his pp in his zipper the other day, so we're sure your greetings will be warmly received
We have a solution for the pants pissing *adds a pack of Tena man-pants to the e-order*"
Ah. I am exposed in my verbose linguistics. What ever could have made such a situation apparent?! I confess, I have no clue *innocent face*
I am most perturbed to hear of the the zipper incident, and offer the most fruitful of 'kiss it better' services. |
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Good nocturnal evening to you, our verbose scientific amigo. We'll pass a message onto PP - he trapped his pp in his zipper the other day, so we're sure your greetings will be warmly received
We have a solution for the pants pissing *adds a pack of Tena man-pants to the e-order*
Ah. I am exposed in my verbose linguistics. What ever could have made such a situation apparent?! I confess, I have no clue *innocent face*
I am most perturbed to hear of the the zipper incident, and offer the most fruitful of 'kiss it better' services. "
PP would love his pp kissing better, I'm sure (where is he when you want him?!) |
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"Good Evening KC.
Glad to see you've grasped the nettle tonight.. again ..!
How are you both?
Iain."
Good evening, Iain. We're plodding along here. Saw 2x gritters this evening - gritty stuff this neck of the woods 
We've lost Jim - the last time, he hid under the bed and we found him really quickly, so he's obviously gone one better this time
How's the Costa de la Hull?! |
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"Good Evening KC.
Glad to see you've grasped the nettle tonight.. again ..!
How are you both?
Iain.
Good evening, Iain. We're plodding along here. Saw 2x gritters this evening - gritty stuff this neck of the woods
We've lost Jim - the last time, he hid under the bed and we found him really quickly, so he's obviously gone one better this time
How's the Costa de la Hull?!"
Gritters out here tonight too.
Ere, you did such a good job last time, Jim probably thought "wot the heck, I'm not going in!"
Hull isn't highest in UK's covid numbers, now in at #3. Cases coming down. Other than that Costa del Hull is ok, but in Arctic scale temperatures! |
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"Good Evening KC.
Glad to see you've grasped the nettle tonight.. again ..!
How are you both?
Iain.
Good evening, Iain. We're plodding along here. Saw 2x gritters this evening - gritty stuff this neck of the woods
We've lost Jim - the last time, he hid under the bed and we found him really quickly, so he's obviously gone one better this time
How's the Costa de la Hull?!
Gritters out here tonight too.
Ere, you did such a good job last time, Jim probably thought "wot the heck, I'm not going in!"
Hull isn't highest in UK's covid numbers, now in at #3. Cases coming down. Other than that Costa del Hull is ok, but in Arctic scale temperatures!"
wont lie - best things about hull are the the fair and the fibre internet connections |
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"Hiya Kc, just popping in to see that everyone is ok x
Good evening Ace, everything is indeed hunky and dory at Kinky Castle - how's tricks?"
Been a quite hectic day actually, but all in a good way  |
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"Good Evening KC.
Glad to see you've grasped the nettle tonight.. again ..!
How are you both?
Iain.
Good evening, Iain. We're plodding along here. Saw 2x gritters this evening - gritty stuff this neck of the woods
We've lost Jim - the last time, he hid under the bed and we found him really quickly, so he's obviously gone one better this time
How's the Costa de la Hull?!
Gritters out here tonight too.
Ere, you did such a good job last time, Jim probably thought "wot the heck, I'm not going in!"
Hull isn't highest in UK's covid numbers, now in at #3. Cases coming down. Other than that Costa del Hull is ok, but in Arctic scale temperatures!
wont lie - best things about hull are the the fair and the fibre internet connections "
Obviously, the Annual Fair was cancelled this year. Ref the KCOM Fibre Internet, mine is due for installation on Dec 8th. I saw how it worked in a friend's home late last year, & the speeds are superb.
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Sorry for the brief sojourn, viewers, but I just had to put my "Mum" hat back on for a few moments. Now, there's words that I'm confident have NOT been uttered on the nocturnal threads of yore
Iain - we're glad things are tickety-boo over Humberside. It is jolly nippy here now - I just checked my temperature indicators |
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