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Hey all you swingers and shakers!
Happy Friday, it's been a long week so what are you drinking?
I'm pouring so they're going to be doubles!
Peace and Love and d*unken debauchery wished on you all!
Everybody welcome x
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"I've not been to this bar before , please may I have a sweet white wine 
You absolutely may xxx
Welcome
Yay! Thank you 
Where do we stand on pork scratchings?
X"
Absolutely, your wish is my command x |
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"I've not been to this bar before , please may I have a sweet white wine
You absolutely may xxx
Welcome
Yay! Thank you
Where do we stand on pork scratchings?
X
Absolutely, your wish is my command x "
Much obliged, a lovely end to the week x |
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"A round for the bar and I’ll have a double Macallen please.
A woman of taste and generosity! Welcome.. slides over a double* x
Perfect drink, thank you. "
Most welcome xx *slides over another cheeky double |
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"I’ve been on the gin but the music is pumping and I feel it’s time for a tequila please (with salt & lime if you don’t mind) "
TEQUILA SHOTS FOR EVERYONE! pass the salt shaker to the left hand side!  |
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"I’ve been on the gin but the music is pumping and I feel it’s time for a tequila please (with salt & lime if you don’t mind)
TEQUILA SHOTS FOR EVERYONE! pass the salt shaker to the left hand side! "
Oh no, recipe for disaster with my merlot! |
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"I’ve been on the gin but the music is pumping and I feel it’s time for a tequila please (with salt & lime if you don’t mind)
TEQUILA SHOTS FOR EVERYONE! pass the salt shaker to the left hand side!
Oh no, recipe for disaster with my merlot!"
Tis Friday, let your hair down hun xx |
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"I’ve been on the gin but the music is pumping and I feel it’s time for a tequila please (with salt & lime if you don’t mind)
TEQUILA SHOTS FOR EVERYONE! pass the salt shaker to the left hand side! "
You are most definitely my kinda lady!! Tequilas all round, let’s party  |
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"I’ve been on the gin but the music is pumping and I feel it’s time for a tequila please (with salt & lime if you don’t mind)
TEQUILA SHOTS FOR EVERYONE! pass the salt shaker to the left hand side!
You are most definitely my kinda lady!! Tequilas all round, let’s party "
Adda girl! The tables are excellent for dancing on btw x |
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"Double vodka and diet and a black sambuca on the side please
I dont want to remember anything in the morning
Your wish is my command x
*slides over 6 shots and a very large vodka x"
 I'll come here again |
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"Double vodka and diet and a black sambuca on the side please
I dont want to remember anything in the morning
Your wish is my command x
*slides over 6 shots and a very large vodka x
I'll come here again "
You'd be most welcome anytime x |
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"Whiskey please, Jameson
Very nice, a double of course x
Of course, 12 yr old if you have it please. 1 cube of ice.
Indeed we do, We're very well stocked  "
Excellent, I shall be sampling your wares across the night. |
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"Whiskey please, Jameson
Very nice, a double of course x
Of course, 12 yr old if you have it please. 1 cube of ice.
Indeed we do, We're very well stocked
Excellent, I shall be sampling your wares across the night. "
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"I’ve been on the gin but the music is pumping and I feel it’s time for a tequila please (with salt & lime if you don’t mind)
TEQUILA SHOTS FOR EVERYONE! pass the salt shaker to the left hand side!
You are most definitely my kinda lady!! Tequilas all round, let’s party
Adda girl! The tables are excellent for dancing on btw x "
Love a table dance,
I once worked in an O’Neills bar many moons ago where we had to dance on the bar & encourage everyone else to dance on the tables...
MORE TEQUILAS PLEASE MY EXCELLENT BAR LADY I THINK ITS LOOKING LIKE A PROPER PARTY NIGHT!  |
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"I’ve been on the gin but the music is pumping and I feel it’s time for a tequila please (with salt & lime if you don’t mind)
TEQUILA SHOTS FOR EVERYONE! pass the salt shaker to the left hand side!
You are most definitely my kinda lady!! Tequilas all round, let’s party
Adda girl! The tables are excellent for dancing on btw x
Love a table dance,
I once worked in an O’Neills bar many moons ago where we had to dance on the bar & encourage everyone else to dance on the tables...
MORE TEQUILAS PLEASE MY EXCELLENT BAR LADY I THINK ITS LOOKING LIKE A PROPER PARTY NIGHT! "
*racks them up.. TEQUILA! who's got the salt? |
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"ANOUCEMENT!!!
Blasphemous man keeps groping the barmaid... who thinks he should be banned and who thinks he deserves another round? "
Just give him a tequila and then ask him to chop up the limes/lemons & find the salt for the rest of us tequila drinkers,,. |
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"ANOUCEMENT!!!
Blasphemous man keeps groping the barmaid... who thinks he should be banned and who thinks he deserves another round?
Just give him a tequila and then ask him to chop up the limes/lemons & find the salt for the rest of us tequila drinkers,,."
Good plan! Seconded.
*pours more shots* |
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"ANOUCEMENT!!!
Blasphemous man keeps groping the barmaid... who thinks he should be banned and who thinks he deserves another round?
Just give him a tequila and then ask him to chop up the limes/lemons & find the salt for the rest of us tequila drinkers,,."
Goes back into the kitchen and grabs the barmaids bum |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"ANOUCEMENT!!!
Blasphemous man keeps groping the barmaid... who thinks he should be banned and who thinks he deserves another round?
Just give him a tequila and then ask him to chop up the limes/lemons & find the salt for the rest of us tequila drinkers,,.
Goes back into the kitchen and grabs the barmaids bum "
Good man |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"ANOUCEMENT!!!
Blasphemous man keeps groping the barmaid... who thinks he should be banned and who thinks he deserves another round?
Just give him a tequila and then ask him to chop up the limes/lemons & find the salt for the rest of us tequila drinkers,,.
Good plan! Seconded.
*pours more shots* "
He’s well trained, go you |
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"*makes sure to flash a little thigh as I saunter through topping up glasses
Are you ready to dance on the bar yet??"
But.. but.. but.. I'm not wearing any panties 
*slugs tequila from the bottle*
Who'll dance with us? Xxx |
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"*makes sure to flash a little thigh as I saunter through topping up glasses
Are you ready to dance on the bar yet??
But.. but.. but.. I'm not wearing any panties
*slugs tequila from the bottle*
Who'll dance with us? Xxx"
I’m not a dancing man but if you’d be so kind as to top me up I’ll greatly enjoy the show |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"What are we getting Chunky?
Anything but Tequila, I nearly died from that stuff (*I may be slightly over exaggerating but it’s rank) "
I bought a bottle of this new stuff.
Its called: Givs Ya the Horn. |
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"*makes sure to flash a little thigh as I saunter through topping up glasses
Are you ready to dance on the bar yet??
But.. but.. but.. I'm not wearing any panties
*slugs tequila from the bottle*
Who'll dance with us? Xxx
I’m not a dancing man but if you’d be so kind as to top me up I’ll greatly enjoy the show "
Pours another old fashioned xx
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"*makes sure to flash a little thigh as I saunter through topping up glasses
Are you ready to dance on the bar yet??
But.. but.. but.. I'm not wearing any panties
*slugs tequila from the bottle*
Who'll dance with us? Xxx"
I’m not wearing panties either, we may gather some friends who are not offended by us dancing knickerless dancing ladies??
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"What are we getting Chunky?
Anything but Tequila, I nearly died from that stuff (*I may be slightly over exaggerating but it’s rank)
I bought a bottle of this new stuff.
Its called: Givs Ya the Horn. "
And does it my good sir? |
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"*makes sure to flash a little thigh as I saunter through topping up glasses
Are you ready to dance on the bar yet??
But.. but.. but.. I'm not wearing any panties
*slugs tequila from the bottle*
Who'll dance with us? Xxx
I’m not wearing panties either, we may gather some friends who are not offended by us dancing knickerless dancing ladies??
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It's most definitely THAT kind of bar! |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"What are we getting Chunky?
Anything but Tequila, I nearly died from that stuff (*I may be slightly over exaggerating but it’s rank)
I bought a bottle of this new stuff.
Its called: Givs Ya the Horn.
And does it my good sir? "
It gives a new meaning to the old question 'fancy a stiff one?' |
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"What are we getting Chunky?
Anything but Tequila, I nearly died from that stuff (*I may be slightly over exaggerating but it’s rank)
I bought a bottle of this new stuff.
Its called: Givs Ya the Horn.
And does it my good sir?
It gives a new meaning to the old question 'fancy a stiff one?'"
Ha ha I love it! It's now a staple house beer! X |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"What are we getting Chunky?
Anything but Tequila, I nearly died from that stuff (*I may be slightly over exaggerating but it’s rank)
I bought a bottle of this new stuff.
Its called: Givs Ya the Horn.
And does it my good sir?
It gives a new meaning to the old question 'fancy a stiff one?'
Ha ha I love it! It's now a staple house beer! X"
I think we better order a lot more.  |
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"Rhubarb gin and lemonade please
Oh good choice! Ice too gorgeous? X
Yes thanks fill it up x
Top up? X
Please and hope you will join me in a tequila shot too
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Oh for sure *cracks open another bottle |
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"What are we getting Chunky?
Anything but Tequila, I nearly died from that stuff (*I may be slightly over exaggerating but it’s rank)
I bought a bottle of this new stuff.
Its called: Givs Ya the Horn.
And does it my good sir?
It gives a new meaning to the old question 'fancy a stiff one?'
Ha ha I love it! It's now a staple house beer! X
I think we better order a lot more. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Whiskey please, Jameson
Very nice, a double of course x
Of course, 12 yr old if you have it please. 1 cube of ice.
Indeed we do, We're very well stocked
Excellent, I shall be sampling your wares across the night.
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Double Redbreast please... Neat if you please good lady. |
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"Whiskey please, Jameson
Very nice, a double of course x
Of course, 12 yr old if you have it please. 1 cube of ice.
Indeed we do, We're very well stocked
Excellent, I shall be sampling your wares across the night.
Double Redbreast please... Neat if you please good lady. "
I do please.. here you are xxx |
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"Just a nice Italian red please.
Working tomorrow so don't want to overdo it.
Oh nice choice, pours a perfect red*
Thank you, will sit and enjoy it before drifting off into slumber.  "
Perfect end to the week x |
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