I a considering posting my favourite Irish joke. However there have been some mixed feelings as to whether I should. Therefore I have decided to be all democratic and put it to the vote.
1: vote yes if you want me to post it.
2: vote no if you don't understand the question.
All abstentions will be counted as a yes vote (my referendum my rules) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"An Irishman, a black man, an asian and a Jew at a bus stop
What a fine example of social integration !"
You nicked that from me (while I didn't nick it from a TV program at all.........) |
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A little girl goes to a pet shop and asks"excuse me do you have any widdle wabbits ?" the shopkeepers heart melts, he gets down on his knees so he's at the same level, and says" do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft fuffy bwack wabbit ... or one like that widdle brown one over there ?.. The little girl blushes , rocks on her heels.. puts her hands on her knees leans forward and whispers,,, "i don't wealy fink my pyfon gives a fwuck.... |
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By *eaboMan
over a year ago
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all humour is based either on an unexpected outcome or on denigrating someone else . Restricting humour by ethnicity or colour is stifling a sense of humour which is quite often directed at ourselves and i think eroding our freedom of speech. I think if we can poke fun at ourselves and lampoon our britishness then we can also laugh at others. I find racism and hatred based on skin colour abhorrent, and racist propganda thinly disguised as humour totally unfunny, but a bloody good joke is a good joke. |
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"all humour is based either on an unexpected outcome or on denigrating someone else . Restricting humour by ethnicity or colour is stifling a sense of humour which is quite often directed at ourselves and i think eroding our freedom of speech. I think if we can poke fun at ourselves and lampoon our britishness then we can also laugh at others. I find racism and hatred based on skin colour abhorrent, and racist propganda thinly disguised as humour totally unfunny, but a bloody good joke is a good joke."
Paddy (who was from Qatar) said to mick
"icouldnt have put it better if I had plagiarised it myself"
Mick (a new zealander) said "your feckin right an all"
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"all humour is based either on an unexpected outcome or on denigrating someone else . Restricting humour by ethnicity or colour is stifling a sense of humour which is quite often directed at ourselves and i think eroding our freedom of speech. I think if we can poke fun at ourselves and lampoon our britishness then we can also laugh at others. I find racism and hatred based on skin colour abhorrent, and racist propganda thinly disguised as humour totally unfunny, but a bloody good joke is a good joke.
Paddy (who was from Qatar) said to mick
"icouldnt have put it better if I had plagiarised it myself"
Mick (a new zealander) said "your feckin right an all"
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I vote for option 'C' |
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I have counted the votes, the tally has been checked cooroberated by the zimbabwean electoral reform society and representatives of the russian federation chosen by putin himself. All spoilt ballot papers were scrutinised by fifa using sepp blatters own personal goal line technology syrian peacemakers policed the recount that was insisted on by the egyptians Any votes that votes that were suspected to have been cast by communists were destroyed by an American team from florida led by Jed Bush. This unfortunately negated any postal votes made by the tower hamlets labour party. All seasonal adjustments, time of month and the balance of trade deficit have been taken into consideration. The result was a resounding NO to me telling the aforementioned ditty. As with all scumbag dictators and in the words of ken livingstone, this referendum was merely a canvassing of opinion! This is my favourite Irish joke of all time
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Did you hear about the Irish lamppost?
It pissed on a dog!
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