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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Ok so this game works in my head.

Lets see if it works in reality..

You are trying to hold off the unwanted advances from the profile above.

You can choose two weapons from the room you are currently in. They must be inanimate objects from your immediate vicinity. No knives, guns or batons!!

I will start.

I have a lamp and a tv remote.

Turn the lamp on causing temporary blindness and throw the remote against the head giving me enough time to escape...

Hope this works lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Spur not slur. Most embarrassing lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have a bottle of lube and a lap top.

I'll just leave you to watch some porn as I make my escape

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I will squirt paint in their eyes and smack them with a Mahler stick.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Well i can wholeheartedly confirm this didnt work out the way it did in my head.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Spur not slur. Most embarrassing lol "

or even even spurn?

Throw a mug of coffee in their face then hit them over the head with my laptop (not hard obvs, it was expensive)

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Spurn or d*unkenly slur gibberish at them??

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

*walks into the bedroom with a fluffy kitten and a razor and says "which one would you prefer"

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