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An excerpt from my latest novel
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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It is available in hardback and paperback at all good book retailers and will be aired on Richard and Judy's book club next week. (Judy loves it by the way).
'Coming home half an hour early from work, he entered the living room to find her watching re-runs of 'Flog-It' on one of the freeview channels.
Her hair was tussled and a bead of sweat dripped from her forehead down her face. She was biting her lip.
Had he come home early to find her sharing a private moment, or was she just excited to see whether the Lalique vase was going to reach its reserve ?
He reached over towards her, but she brushed his hand away. There was no way he was getting his hands on the chocolate hobnobs.
He sat back in his chair, loosened his tie and kicked off his shoes.
Watching her, sat there in a world of her own enjoyment and self fulfillment, he knew he had to do something !
It was five to five, The Chase would be on in 5 minutes, she had the remote control AND the hobnobs.
'Darling' he said suggestively
'WHAT ?' she retorted sharply
'How about we +1 The Chase, I go and get showered and you meet me next to the washing basket in 10 minutes .... and bring the biscuits'
'Eh ? What ? Wha.... Wha.... Wha... you on about ? Can't you see the I'm watching this ?'
'Oh fuck this for a game of soldiers, I'm off for a wash and a wank in the shower. Save me a biscuit''
Anyway, the book is called '50 shades of Magnolia' and is out on Monday.
You can pre-order it on Amazon for £5.99 paperback and £9.99 hardback  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well what can I say.
It grabbed my attention.
Is it available on kindle?
And who would you like to read it for an audio book?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh god...... I need to know how it ends. Does she save him a hobnob?. And more to the point. Does he clean the shower of any evidence of what he done......... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Now part 2 of the series is coming together nicely but I'm having a bit of writers block.
Could the kind people of the forums provide some subject matter to weave for my next bout of creativity.
Let's see if we can get it all in there somewhere |
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"Now part 2 of the series is coming together nicely but I'm having a bit of writers block.
Could the kind people of the forums provide some subject matter to weave for my next bout of creativity.
Let's see if we can get it all in there somewhere"
Can we have a section on dunking?
Hobnobs I mean - nothing kinky!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"could you possibly introduce some pickled onion monster munch fetishes  "
Drool!!
Wanking furiously over the laptop....
That's a suggestion. Not what I'm doing at all.
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