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over a year ago
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Iiiiits whiskey whiskey whiskey time,
Whiskey whiskey whiskey time,
Whiskey whiskey whiskey time,
Whiskey whiskey whiskey time,
Whiskeywhiskeywhiskey,
Whiskeywhiskeywhiskey,
Whiskeywhiskeywhiskey and a baseball bat......! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"My-arm-is-going-to-sleep-due-to-sleeping-child time  "
That's not fun, I sympathize.
I have a dog that constantly squashes me and goes to sleep so I can't move  |
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"My-arm-is-going-to-sleep-due-to-sleeping-child time
That's not fun, I sympathize.
I have a dog that constantly squashes me and goes to sleep so I can't move "
Soon, it'll be read-more-personal-statements-time. Urgh  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Iiiiits whiskey whiskey whiskey time,
Whiskey whiskey whiskey time,
Whiskey whiskey whiskey time,
Whiskey whiskey whiskey time,
Whiskeywhiskeywhiskey,
Whiskeywhiskeywhiskey,
Whiskeywhiskeywhiskey and a baseball bat......! "
I hope you have copious amounts of lube  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What time is it?
“Heys kids, it’s time for, it’s time for...
The Mary Whitehouse Experience !”
It makes me feel so old that this was the first thing that came to mind
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"My-arm-is-going-to-sleep-due-to-sleeping-child time
That's not fun, I sympathize.
I have a dog that constantly squashes me and goes to sleep so I can't move
Soon, it'll be read-more-personal-statements-time. Urgh "
Wowsers that's not good at all
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What time is it?
“Heys kids, it’s time for, it’s time for...
The Mary Whitehouse Experience !”
It makes me feel so old that this was the first thing that came to mind
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I refuse to be old.
I deliberately listen to modern boom boom music so I can talk cool and say I've heard of Dizee Rascal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm not very good at telling the time tonight. I'm trying to decide if it's going to the shop to buy a couple of beers o clock, or half past get the Stoli out of the freezer.
What does your watch say OP? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm not very good at telling the time tonight. I'm trying to decide if it's going to the shop to buy a couple of beers o clock, or half past get the Stoli out of the freezer.
What does your watch say OP?"
Half past get the Stoli have a perve knock one out o'clock  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not very good at telling the time tonight. I'm trying to decide if it's going to the shop to buy a couple of beers o clock, or half past get the Stoli out of the freezer.
What does your watch say OP?
Half past get the Stoli have a perve knock one out o'clock "
Cracking service you provide here Cindi |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's southern comfort time here 
I used to drink that when I was younger, but converted to Honey Jack Daniels 
Eww too sweet "
Yeah but it gets ya chromotosed |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's southern comfort time here
I used to drink that when I was younger, but converted to Honey Jack Daniels
Eww too sweet
Yeah but it gets ya chromotosed "
Homemade apple pie moonshine. Good winter warmer. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"It's southern comfort time here
I used to drink that when I was younger, but converted to Honey Jack Daniels
Eww too sweet
Yeah but it gets ya chromotosed
Homemade apple pie moonshine. Good winter warmer."
That sounds amazing.
My Dad used to make his own rubarb wine, but it tasted rank |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm not very good at telling the time tonight. I'm trying to decide if it's going to the shop to buy a couple of beers o clock, or half past get the Stoli out of the freezer.
What does your watch say OP?
Half past get the Stoli have a perve knock one out o'clock
Cracking service you provide here Cindi "
Thank you kind sir  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"05:55 here, next question?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Don't confuse ma brain
I'll hazard a guess at about 4 lbs in one day "
Close, the answer is my brother's next door neighbors uncles bin bans Grandma's cat |
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"My-arm-is-going-to-sleep-due-to-sleeping-child time
That's not fun, I sympathize.
I have a dog that constantly squashes me and goes to sleep so I can't move
Soon, it'll be read-more-personal-statements-time. Urgh
Wowsers that's not good at all
"
Instructions: "do not write a life history, or about your parents or start with a quote from Mandela/Churchill/JFK"
Students: "Ever since I was born, I've wanted to be a nuclear submarine engineer just like my daddy (who is very wealthy). In the words of my inspiration......."
Me: Facepalm |
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"My-arm-is-going-to-sleep-due-to-sleeping-child time
That's not fun, I sympathize.
I have a dog that constantly squashes me and goes to sleep so I can't move
Soon, it'll be read-more-personal-statements-time. Urgh
Wowsers that's not good at all
Instructions: "do not write a life history, or about your parents or start with a quote from Mandela/Churchill/JFK"
Students: "Ever since I was born, I've wanted to be a nuclear submarine engineer just like my daddy (who is very wealthy). In the words of my inspiration......."
Me: Facepalm "
the joys of educating |
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"05:55 here, next question?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Don't confuse ma brain
I'll hazard a guess at about 4 lbs in one day
Close, the answer is my brother's next door neighbors uncles bin bans Grandma's cat "
That's one hell of a cat |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My-arm-is-going-to-sleep-due-to-sleeping-child time
That's not fun, I sympathize.
I have a dog that constantly squashes me and goes to sleep so I can't move
Soon, it'll be read-more-personal-statements-time. Urgh
Wowsers that's not good at all
Instructions: "do not write a life history, or about your parents or start with a quote from Mandela/Churchill/JFK"
Students: "Ever since I was born, I've wanted to be a nuclear submarine engineer just like my daddy (who is very wealthy). In the words of my inspiration......."
Me: Facepalm "
Hahaha
It's a good job I don't do homework, id be a proper wind up with my assignments.
I'd have the teachers heads in bits |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Shift complete, 04:30-20:15, 15hrs 45mins of my life I won't get back. A couple of bottles are now being taste tested!"
Woah that a long day.
Enjoy the well deserved drink o'clock |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"05:55 here, next question?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Don't confuse ma brain
I'll hazard a guess at about 4 lbs in one day
Close, the answer is my brother's next door neighbors uncles bin bans Grandma's cat
That's one hell of a cat"
Rumours are he escaped Area 51 with confidential secret papers stuck up his ass |
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"My-arm-is-going-to-sleep-due-to-sleeping-child time
That's not fun, I sympathize.
I have a dog that constantly squashes me and goes to sleep so I can't move
Soon, it'll be read-more-personal-statements-time. Urgh
Wowsers that's not good at all
Instructions: "do not write a life history, or about your parents or start with a quote from Mandela/Churchill/JFK"
Students: "Ever since I was born, I've wanted to be a nuclear submarine engineer just like my daddy (who is very wealthy). In the words of my inspiration......."
Me: Facepalm
the joys of educating"
The laptop is out. Again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Finally home beer and let the dogs out
Who let the dogs out?"
Lol I did except the Nazi daschund stares at me like are you out of your mind it's cold out. |
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"Finally home beer and let the dogs out
Who let the dogs out?
Lol I did except the Nazi daschund stares at me like are you out of your mind it's cold out."
My Lacey is 15 now bless her, had her 11 years.
She loves a bath, loves the sea and paddles it in.
But if the ground is wet or it's raining, nope, she's having none of it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Finally home beer and let the dogs out
Who let the dogs out?
Lol I did except the Nazi daschund stares at me like are you out of your mind it's cold out.
My Lacey is 15 now bless her, had her 11 years.
She loves a bath, loves the sea and paddles it in.
But if the ground is wet or it's raining, nope, she's having none of it "
I call him my Nazi because he has no fear and he can be a asshat to other people and animals. I let him out 2 weeks ago he was raiding hell. He chased a black bear into the tree in our backyard. So imagine my 5'2 ass going outside to see what all the barking about. 400 lb black bear wiener dog thinking he is a badass. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Finally home beer and let the dogs out
Who let the dogs out?
Lol I did except the Nazi daschund stares at me like are you out of your mind it's cold out.
My Lacey is 15 now bless her, had her 11 years.
She loves a bath, loves the sea and paddles it in.
But if the ground is wet or it's raining, nope, she's having none of it
I call him my Nazi because he has no fear and he can be a asshat to other people and animals. I let him out 2 weeks ago he was raiding hell. He chased a black bear into the tree in our backyard. So imagine my 5'2 ass going outside to see what all the barking about. 400 lb black bear wiener dog thinking he is a badass. "
I had to check your profile to see where you are from when you said Black Bear.
Don't get too many of those around these here parts 
Never realised you were in USA.
My sister lives in Canada |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Finally home beer and let the dogs out
Who let the dogs out?
Lol I did except the Nazi daschund stares at me like are you out of your mind it's cold out.
My Lacey is 15 now bless her, had her 11 years.
She loves a bath, loves the sea and paddles it in.
But if the ground is wet or it's raining, nope, she's having none of it
I call him my Nazi because he has no fear and he can be a asshat to other people and animals. I let him out 2 weeks ago he was raiding hell. He chased a black bear into the tree in our backyard. So imagine my 5'2 ass going outside to see what all the barking about. 400 lb black bear wiener dog thinking he is a badass.
I had to check your profile to see where you are from when you said Black Bear.
Don't get too many of those around these here parts
Never realised you were in USA.
My sister lives in Canada "
Lol bears coyotes deer skunks possums the joy of living in the sticks. |
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