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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

A restraining order.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A book on potty training

Thats what my ex bought me for Christmas once

I shit you not

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A book on potty training

Thats what my ex bought me for Christmas once

I shit you not"

No way

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A restraining order.

"

Have you got one against you then?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A book on potty training

Thats what my ex bought me for Christmas once

I shit you not

No way"

Yes way

I also got some Delia Smith cookery books. And a watch that he got off the back of a lorry

If youre thinking " this guy sounds like a sexist arse"

You'd be right

I'm not bitter though. Well, not all the time

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A restraining order.

Have you got one against you then? "

Only on tuesdays

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A book on potty training

Thats what my ex bought me for Christmas once

I shit you not

No way

Yes way

I also got some Delia Smith cookery books. And a watch that he got off the back of a lorry

If youre thinking " this guy sounds like a sexist arse"

You'd be right

I'm not bitter though. Well, not all the time"

Wow he sounds great

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nothing says i love you like..

..

A lynx gift set at Xmas

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A bottle of Radox & a CD presented in a Morrison’s bag..(I’m allergic to bubble bath)

I spent all Xmas day thinking it was a joke/pisstake present.

It wasn’t

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By *luebell888Woman  over a year ago

Glasgowish

A kiss on the lips.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A bottle of Radox & a CD presented in a Morrison’s bag..(I’m allergic to bubble bath)

I spent all Xmas day thinking it was a joke/pisstake present.

It wasn’t

"

I remember when my mum got all this sexy underwear from my dad and her response was. I ain't wearing that.

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool

Having your birthday forgotten.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Having your birthday forgotten. "

I wouldn't forget your birthday. Never ever

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A kiss on the lips. "

Very true

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Being told to come to them 90%, so they only have to come 10% for a kiss... or anything else really.

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By *icknHMan  over a year ago

Ilfracombe

Used to put ‘unnamed’ but normal prezzy under the tree for Mrs and a naughty but un-asked for prezzy under the pillow

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Swallowing

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Being told to come to them 90%, so they only have to come 10% for a kiss... or anything else really. "

Love the fangs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A tin opener.

On my birthday.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A book on potty training

Thats what my ex bought me for Christmas once

I shit you not"

Sounds like you needed it!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A bottle of Radox & a CD presented in a Morrison’s bag..(I’m allergic to bubble bath)

I spent all Xmas day thinking it was a joke/pisstake present.

It wasn’t

I remember when my mum got all this sexy underwear from my dad and her response was. I ain't wearing that. "

Ha ha I dream of being given sexy underwear

Not happened so far

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A tin opener.

On my birthday."

Ooh that’s truly crap

My ex mother in law once gave me magnetic toaster tongs & a set of long latte spoons for Xmas.

My ex-h clearly inherited the shit present giving from her!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A book on potty training

Thats what my ex bought me for Christmas once

I shit you not"

Beats the bag of Haribo, my ex bought me! Honey x

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.

...genital warts

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch

A simple hug and smile

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

....a blowtorch and a potato peeler.

I was NOT HAPPY

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A book on potty training

Thats what my ex bought me for Christmas once

I shit you not

Beats the bag of Haribo, my ex bought me! Honey x"

Bloody hell

It does!

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By *urple-roseWoman  over a year ago

Stoke

Lying & leading a double life for 5 years, I was the other woman lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A book on potty training

Thats what my ex bought me for Christmas once

I shit you not

Beats the bag of Haribo, my ex bought me! Honey x"

What kind of haribo?

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By *etcplCouple  over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

A £3 pot plant on your 30th Birthday!

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

Cushions and scented candles apparently

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By *asques and boxersCouple  over a year ago

Ashford and dept16

Flicking on the accept to males and telling to pick a third for christmas play.

She loved it!!!!

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

Holding your hair out of the way while you're chundering in the toilet bowl

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Letting you choose the movie to watch and not minding it being a chick flick.

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

Watching bloody ncis every single bloody night ... just for Gibbs....

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By *asques and boxersCouple  over a year ago

Ashford and dept16

Whoops OP we thought the thread it was what shows you love them not how insensitive some can be. Should of read the replies

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Whoops OP we thought the thread it was what shows you love them not how insensitive some can be. Should of read the replies "

It's all good no worries

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A bluddy ticket to see Sunderland play,enough said

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Blue underwear.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A book on potty training

Thats what my ex bought me for Christmas once

I shit you not"

No way!!! And here's me thinking my ex husband was romantic!!!

Year 1 - an iron and ironing board

Year 2 - a slab of bricks and some mortar (for a new wall)

Year 3 - a new frdge freezer (for my birthday, I got vouchers to fill it with!!)

Year 4- a set of dish towels

Year 5- I got a new driveway!

Year 6 - I got bought dulux emulsion!!!

Year 7 - he went on holiday with his mates ( best present so far)

Year 8 - DECREE ABSOLUT!!! (Well, a day early!!!)

ULTIMATE PRESENT!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A STALKER

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend


"Watching bloody ncis every single bloody night ... just for Gibbs.... "
Abby is hot though

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