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Hot Tub party part #17 THE CREW IS HEADED TO VEGAS BECAUSE MADISON IS GETTING MARRIED

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Here we are at #17 ... kind of crazy... and The Fablous Hot Tub crew is packing their bags to head for Vegas because Madison is getting Hitched at one of those cheesy 24 hour little pink Chapels .... ABSOLUTELY NO TELLING WHERE IT WILL GO .... May just be someone else who gets hitched... I mean it is Vegas!!

Should be full of Shenanigans....no dobt!!

Esmerelda and Yasmeen & Cindi are Maddies Maid of Honors ... And Stormtrooper is the Best Man...who will be working the ladies no doubt...

Dan is Stripper at the Bachelorette party ... going to get wild...

WONKO MAY JUST THROW IN A PLOT TWIST AND STOP THE WEDDING ... WHO KNOWS....

Gang is all going so it's going to be a wild ride no doubt...

So pack your bags we have tickets for A First Class plane trip to Vegas !! Nothing but champagne and good times to come

If You Fancy a Trip to Sin City then come hangout with us...

Miles can't hide in the corner on

This thread

Jimmy has a very important job... TBA ... yet decided if he will take it... Guess we will find out

AND TONY LEAVES HIS CELLAR TO PARTY WITH HIS MADDIE IN VEGAS

VEGAS OR BUST Baaaaabbby........

quote: Kaizer Thunderkiss

NARRATOR : NO DOUBT WHAT HAPPENS WITH THIS BUNCH IN VEGAS ... WILL HOPEFULLY STAY IN VEGAS...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Could i have a ticket please?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Anyone know who the groom is??

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Could i have a ticket please?"

Hi there Sexy... Well of course its not a party without you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Anyone know who the groom is?? "

HMMMM Not sure but His ASS better be on the plane.... You may need to whoop his Ass Wookie

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

VEGAS BABYYYYYYYYYYYY

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"VEGAS BABYYYYYYYYYYYY

"

Ohhhh yea.... I knew you would be in My Friend.... stay tuned Love because you are going to have a blast!! I have a feeling YOU will shutdown Vegas... better start packing my Friend....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"VEGAS BABYYYYYYYYYYYY

Ohhhh yea.... I knew you would be in My Friend.... stay tuned Love because you are going to have a blast!! I have a feeling YOU will shutdown Vegas... better start packing my Friend.... "

I've got a separate suitcase just for my wigs

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By *hortarseWoman  over a year ago

Norfolk

I'm coming I need to fuck the groom before gets married or can we share all have go with him

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Is it a nudist wedding. Say it’s a nudist wedding.

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I'm coming I need to fuck the groom before gets married or can we share all have go with him "

He’s not normally my type but ok then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"VEGAS BABYYYYYYYYYYYY

Ohhhh yea.... I knew you would be in My Friend.... stay tuned Love because you are going to have a blast!! I have a feeling YOU will shutdown Vegas... better start packing my Friend....

I've got a separate suitcase just for my wigs "

I loooove it !!! And don't worry I love my Wedding party ... no foo foo ugly ass dresses for you 3 ... YOU GUYS GET TO BE DRESSED AS HOT And PRETTY as the BRIDE...

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By *hortarseWoman  over a year ago

Norfolk


"I'm coming I need to fuck the groom before gets married or can we share all have go with him

He’s not normally my type but ok then. "

You just never know. So what type man you like

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anyone know who the groom is??

HMMMM Not sure but His ASS better be on the plane.... You may need to whoop his Ass Wookie "

I'm whooping but it sure who he is as he disnt get a mention in the title thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm coming I need to fuck the groom before gets married or can we share all have go with him "

Hi Beautiful yep have at him... it is a Vegas Wedding after all. And you are so invited to the Bachelorette party!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anyone know who the groom is??

HMMMM Not sure but His ASS better be on the plane.... You may need to whoop his Ass Wookie I'm whooping but it sure who he is as he disnt get a mention in the title thread "

Bridesmaid Cindi

Nice ring on her.....I mean....to it

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Anyone know who the groom is??

HMMMM Not sure but His ASS better be on the plane.... You may need to whoop his Ass Wookie I'm whooping but it sure who he is as he disnt get a mention in the title thread "

Oh my goodness.... Because NO ONE WAS SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHO HE WAS UNTIL THE THREAD DEVELOPED.....

ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO MARRY ME WOOKIE ......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Are we on the plane yet, I wanna lap dance

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By *hortarseWoman  over a year ago

Norfolk


"Anyone know who the groom is??

HMMMM Not sure but His ASS better be on the plane.... You may need to whoop his Ass Wookie I'm whooping but it sure who he is as he disnt get a mention in the title thread

Bridesmaid Cindi

Nice ring on her.....I mean....to it

"

You know what they always the bridesmaid never the bride.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

ATTENTION EVERYONE PLEASE :

I WOULD LIKE TO PLEASE ANNOUNCE THE WOOKIE IS THE GROOM .....

THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST BUT LOOKS LIKE I WILL NEED ANOTHER ONE !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Anyone know who the groom is??

HMMMM Not sure but His ASS better be on the plane.... You may need to whoop his Ass Wookie I'm whooping but it sure who he is as he disnt get a mention in the title thread

Bridesmaid Cindi

Nice ring on her.....I mean....to it

You know what they always the bridesmaid never the bride."

True my Dear ... but in Vegas you get to feel like the Bride.... Hey I have one more dress .... And Maybe You will end up the Bride and Marry Wookie ... he's kind of emotional right now and may just change his mind and leave me at the alter....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ATTENTION EVERYONE PLEASE :

I WOULD LIKE TO PLEASE ANNOUNCE THE WOOKIE IS THE GROOM .....

THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST BUT LOOKS LIKE I WILL NEED ANOTHER ONE !!! "

never knew I'd be a plot twist

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Are we on the plane yet, I wanna lap dance "

Oooooowwwwwhhhh I want one too... Where's Jimmy, Fiddles,Razors edge,Rum Guy ,Taff.... ,Lee,Dan,Waverunner,Tony,PP,

Fiddles, Wonko.... Girl we can have our pick... no boring plane movie for us!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm in the plane with _hortarse she just introduced me to the mile high club

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Where's my Goregous Maid of Honor Esmerelda I have to tell her my Big News..... grrrrr is she sleeping??

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm in the plane with _hortarse she just introduced me to the mile high club "

Ohhh ok ... Thats fine Because I'm about to Introduce Jimmy to it. He's getting the VIP Package and introduction!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sorry I'm late to the plane, I had to pop back to get the marriage certificate......and some clothes

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I'm coming I need to fuck the groom before gets married or can we share all have go with him

He’s not normally my type but ok then.

You just never know. So what type man you like "

Weirdly I like a man who’s not like me so not hairy, athletic but generally with nice cocks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm in the plane with _hortarse she just introduced me to the mile high club

Ohhh ok ... Thats fine Because I'm about to Introduce Jimmy to it. He's getting the VIP Package and introduction!! "

I dis see younwas getting some extra men in before we got hitched so I knew you wouldnt mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Is it a nudist wedding. Say it’s a nudist wedding. "

Fiddles You may need to be my Back up Groom ... I mean I already bought the Dress , veil and white Garter Belts....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm in the plane with _hortarse she just introduced me to the mile high club

Ohhh ok ... Thats fine Because I'm about to Introduce Jimmy to it. He's getting the VIP Package and introduction!! I dis see younwas getting some extra men in before we got hitched so I knew you wouldnt mind "

Of course not honey ... but those were lap dances... you know those don't count...

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

Who wants to cum in my private jet ..or are we taking turns with Maddie

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Sorry I'm late to the plane, I had to pop back to get the marriage certificate......and some clothes "

We would never leave your Cute Ass... And I mean that literally!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Who wants to cum in my private jet ..or are we taking turns with Maddie"

HELLOOOO there Sir .... put that sucker on Auto-pilot ....

Because

I'M

IN

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm in the plane with _hortarse she just introduced me to the mile high club

Ohhh ok ... Thats fine Because I'm about to Introduce Jimmy to it. He's getting the VIP Package and introduction!! I dis see younwas getting some extra men in before we got hitched so I knew you wouldnt mind

Of course not honey ... but those were lap dances... you know those don't count... "

I thought you and fiddles were fucking sorry hope this doesnt mean its off

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

WHERE IS EVERYBODY....

YOU ARE GOING TO MISS THE PLANE..

Wookie you got your Tux...

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan  over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK


"WHERE IS EVERYBODY....

YOU ARE GOING TO MISS THE PLANE..

Wookie you got your Tux...

"

I’m still waiting on my upgrade to first class

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend


"Who wants to cum in my private jet ..or are we taking turns with Maddie

HELLOOOO there Sir .... put that sucker on Auto-pilot ....

Because

I'M

IN "

oooft

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"WHERE IS EVERYBODY....

YOU ARE GOING TO MISS THE PLANE..

Wookie you got your Tux...

"

I told you I'm wear my kilt

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Will the inflight movie be porn. Preferably home movies

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By *hortarseWoman  over a year ago

Norfolk


"I'm coming I need to fuck the groom before gets married or can we share all have go with him

Hi Beautiful yep have at him... it is a Vegas Wedding after all. And you are so invited to the Bachelorette party!!! "

I'm cumming try make my little legs run faster. Should wore my trainers

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm in the plane with _hortarse she just introduced me to the mile high club

Ohhh ok ... Thats fine Because I'm about to Introduce Jimmy to it. He's getting the VIP Package and introduction!! I dis see younwas getting some extra men in before we got hitched so I knew you wouldnt mind

Of course not honey ... but those were lap dances... you know those don't count... I thought you and fiddles were fucking sorry hope this doesnt mean its off "

You are upsetting me on what should be the happiest week/weekend of my life

Please see above post .... clearly it is still on ....

OHHHHHH STEWARDESS I NEED A DRINK

.. MAKE IT A F*%*%*G DOUBLE

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm coming I need to fuck the groom before gets married or can we share all have go with him

Hi Beautiful yep have at him... it is a Vegas Wedding after all. And you are so invited to the Bachelorette party!!!

I'm cumming try make my little legs run faster. Should wore my trainers "

Woohoooo so excited... You are now in the Wedding party and are a Beautiful Addition!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've already arrived in Vegas. What is taking so long for everyone else?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Will the inflight movie be porn. Preferably home movies "

Yes of course Fiddles or we can Bluetooth them from your phone for everyone's viewing pleasure!!

Fiddles can you come sit with me and hold my hand .

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've already arrived in Vegas. What is taking so long for everyone else?"

There's my Guy ...

Did you pack your Tux my Darling?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"WHERE IS EVERYBODY....

YOU ARE GOING TO MISS THE PLANE..

Wookie you got your Tux...

I told you I'm wear my kilt "

Awwww . Can't wait to see it ...

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By *hortarseWoman  over a year ago

Norfolk


"Anyone know who the groom is??

HMMMM Not sure but His ASS better be on the plane.... You may need to whoop his Ass Wookie I'm whooping but it sure who he is as he disnt get a mention in the title thread

Bridesmaid Cindi

Nice ring on her.....I mean....to it

You know what they always the bridesmaid never the bride.

True my Dear ... but in Vegas you get to feel like the Bride.... Hey I have one more dress .... And Maybe You will end up the Bride and Marry Wookie ... he's kind of emotional right now and may just change his mind and leave me at the alter.... "

I will never get married again made that mistake before. Wookie never do that he good man

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

WE still can't leave .... only half our crew is here !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Anyone know who the groom is??

HMMMM Not sure but His ASS better be on the plane.... You may need to whoop his Ass Wookie I'm whooping but it sure who he is as he disnt get a mention in the title thread

Bridesmaid Cindi

Nice ring on her.....I mean....to it

You know what they always the bridesmaid never the bride.

True my Dear ... but in Vegas you get to feel like the Bride.... Hey I have one more dress .... And Maybe You will end up the Bride and Marry Wookie ... he's kind of emotional right now and may just change his mind and leave me at the alter....

I will never get married again made that mistake before. Wookie never do that he good man "

Awwwww. Yes he is

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm in the plane with _hortarse she just introduced me to the mile high club

Ohhh ok ... Thats fine Because I'm about to Introduce Jimmy to it. He's getting the VIP Package and introduction!! I dis see younwas getting some extra men in before we got hitched so I knew you wouldnt mind

Of course not honey ... but those were lap dances... you know those don't count... I thought you and fiddles were fucking sorry hope this doesnt mean its off

You are upsetting me on what should be the happiest week/weekend of my life

Please see above post .... clearly it is still on ....

OHHHHHH STEWARDESS I NEED A DRINK

.. MAKE IT A F*%*%*G DOUBLE "

Maddie you know I love you.... my heart is yours

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan  over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

I’m not travelling cattle class... first class only please... I need my full recline..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry I'm late to the plane, I had to pop back to get the marriage certificate......and some clothes

We would never leave your Cute Ass... And I mean that literally!! "

That's good as I definitely wouldn't be happy if I had to leave it behind

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Anyone know who the groom is??

HMMMM Not sure but His ASS better be on the plane.... You may need to whoop his Ass Wookie I'm whooping but it sure who he is as he disnt get a mention in the title thread

Bridesmaid Cindi

Nice ring on her.....I mean....to it

You know what they always the bridesmaid never the bride.

True my Dear ... but in Vegas you get to feel like the Bride.... Hey I have one more dress .... And Maybe You will end up the Bride and Marry Wookie ... he's kind of emotional right now and may just change his mind and leave me at the alter....

I will never get married again made that mistake before. Wookie never do that he good man "

Wait are you sure you aren't in Love with him ... Those things happen in the movies and real life... If you have to speak up at that vital moment ... I will understand. And won't be mad at you. He is quite amazing isn't he ..

#just making sure

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Will the inflight movie be porn. Preferably home movies

Yes of course Fiddles or we can Bluetooth them from your phone for everyone's viewing pleasure!!

Fiddles can you come sit with me and hold my hand . "

I’ll hold your hand and you hold my errr err errr you know. Squeeze it tight if you get nervous.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Sorry I'm late to the plane, I had to pop back to get the marriage certificate......and some clothes

We would never leave your Cute Ass... And I mean that literally!!

That's good as I definitely wouldn't be happy if I had to leave it behind "

NARRATOR:NEITHER WOULD ANYBODY ELSE DAN ESPECIALLY MADDIE

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anyone know who the groom is??

HMMMM Not sure but His ASS better be on the plane.... You may need to whoop his Ass Wookie I'm whooping but it sure who he is as he disnt get a mention in the title thread

Bridesmaid Cindi

Nice ring on her.....I mean....to it

You know what they always the bridesmaid never the bride.

True my Dear ... but in Vegas you get to feel like the Bride.... Hey I have one more dress .... And Maybe You will end up the Bride and Marry Wookie ... he's kind of emotional right now and may just change his mind and leave me at the alter....

I will never get married again made that mistake before. Wookie never do that he good man "

Always best to just test drive honeymoons rather than go through the whole wedding thing! We'll leave that to the true romantics like Maddie and Wookie or whomever else the bridegroom/s end up being

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry I'm late to the plane, I had to pop back to get the marriage certificate......and some clothes

We would never leave your Cute Ass... And I mean that literally!!

That's good as I definitely wouldn't be happy if I had to leave it behind

NARRATOR:NEITHER WOULD ANYBODY ELSE DAN ESPECIALLY MADDIE "

I don't mind if Dan leaves his behind (whoever Dan is), just wouldn't be happy if I had to leave mine

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Right maddie I'm dressed as you can see ams ready

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've already arrived in Vegas. What is taking so long for everyone else?

There's my Guy ...

Did you pack your Tux my Darling?"

Of course, being pressed now. Must look spiffing on your big day!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"WHERE IS EVERYBODY....

YOU ARE GOING TO MISS THE PLANE..

Wookie you got your Tux...

I’m still waiting on my upgrade to first class"

Hi Sexy you were always First class... Always. So glad you made it!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've already arrived in Vegas. What is taking so long for everyone else?

There's my Guy ...

Did you pack your Tux my Darling?

Of course, being pressed now. Must look spiffing on your big day!!"

xoxo

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In flight champagne anyone?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Right maddie I'm dressed as you can see ams ready "

Awwww. I saw it My Handsome Groom

I also Fabbed it !

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"In flight champagne anyone? "

I will take 2 Beautiful. Thank you!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Grabs his kilt and jumps on the plane

Watch out Vegas here I come

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Sorry I'm late to the plane, I had to pop back to get the marriage certificate......and some clothes

We would never leave your Cute Ass... And I mean that literally!!

That's good as I definitely wouldn't be happy if I had to leave it behind

NARRATOR:NEITHER WOULD ANYBODY ELSE DAN ESPECIALLY MADDIE

I don't mind if Dan leaves his behind (whoever Dan is), just wouldn't be happy if I had to leave mine "

Omg I did it again

I owe you a kiss... I promise it was your ass ... I was writing about.... Cross my Heart

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Right maddie I'm dressed as you can see ams ready

Awwww. I saw it My Handsome Groom

I also Fabbed it ! "

glad you approve

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.

Maddie!!! How did I not know this? Am I too late to hop on the plane?

Seems some of my favourite chaps are already seated.

I've always wanted to join the Mike high club. Who's first??

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.

* mile high. Bloody auto carrot

Unless Mike is free and willing...? X

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By *hortarseWoman  over a year ago

Norfolk


"Anyone know who the groom is??

HMMMM Not sure but His ASS better be on the plane.... You may need to whoop his Ass Wookie I'm whooping but it sure who he is as he disnt get a mention in the title thread

Bridesmaid Cindi

Nice ring on her.....I mean....to it

You know what they always the bridesmaid never the bride.

True my Dear ... but in Vegas you get to feel like the Bride.... Hey I have one more dress .... And Maybe You will end up the Bride and Marry Wookie ... he's kind of emotional right now and may just change his mind and leave me at the alter....

I will never get married again made that mistake before. Wookie never do that he good man

Wait are you sure you aren't in Love with him ... Those things happen in the movies and real life... If you have to speak up at that vital moment ... I will understand. And won't be mad at you. He is quite amazing isn't he ..

#just making sure "

I'm sure not in love with him. I do love the way he is. I will not stop you. Yes he is amazing and funny. That's why I call him joker.

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By *hortarseWoman  over a year ago

Norfolk


"In flight champagne anyone? "

No thank you Cindi watching my waist line. It's still not getting any smaller

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In flight champagne anyone?

No thank you Cindi watching my waist line. It's still not getting any smaller "

There is nothing wrong with your waist line

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In flight champagne anyone?

I will take 2 Beautiful. Thank you!! "

You prefer 2 eh?

(Makes mental note for Vegas 'entertainment'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry I'm late to the plane, I had to pop back to get the marriage certificate......and some clothes

We would never leave your Cute Ass... And I mean that literally!!

That's good as I definitely wouldn't be happy if I had to leave it behind

NARRATOR:NEITHER WOULD ANYBODY ELSE DAN ESPECIALLY MADDIE

I don't mind if Dan leaves his behind (whoever Dan is), just wouldn't be happy if I had to leave mine

Omg I did it again

I owe you a kiss... I promise it was your ass ... I was writing about.... Cross my Heart "

Dan will let you off

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By *hortarseWoman  over a year ago

Norfolk


"In flight champagne anyone?

No thank you Cindi watching my waist line. It's still not getting any smaller

There is nothing wrong with your waist line "

I breathe in when taken pic's. Got suck it all in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"* mile high. Bloody auto carrot

Unless Mike is free and willing...? X"

Well hello I'll just go and see if Mike is about, if not............

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In flight champagne anyone?

No thank you Cindi watching my waist line. It's still not getting any smaller

There is nothing wrong with your waist line

I breathe in when taken pic's. Got suck it all in "

Always good to know you suck it all in

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By *urora1912Woman  over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

Woo hoo!!

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm ready. Where's the chapel?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Woo hoo!!

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas too "

And there's going to be a hell of a lot happening as well

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"VEGAS BABYYYYYYYYYYYY

"

Atlantic City Bay-Beeeee.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm coming I need to fuck the groom before gets married or can we share all have go with him "

Rawrrrrrrrr, can I be a groom.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"VEGAS BABYYYYYYYYYYYY

Atlantic City Bay-Beeeee.

"

I think you could be headed in the wrong direction, old boy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *hortarseWoman  over a year ago

Norfolk


"In flight champagne anyone?

No thank you Cindi watching my waist line. It's still not getting any smaller

There is nothing wrong with your waist line

I breathe in when taken pic's. Got suck it all in

Always good to know you suck it all in "

Don't want waste it

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By *hortarseWoman  over a year ago

Norfolk


"I'm coming I need to fuck the groom before gets married or can we share all have go with him

Rawrrrrrrrr, can I be a groom. "

You have to ask the bride

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In flight champagne anyone?

No thank you Cindi watching my waist line. It's still not getting any smaller "

Plenty occasions to workout over the next few day

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Woo hoo!!

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas too "

I'm quite happy to be left in Vegas, don't worry if I'm not on the return flight home

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In flight champagne anyone?

No thank you Cindi watching my waist line. It's still not getting any smaller

There is nothing wrong with your waist line

I breathe in when taken pic's. Got suck it all in "

Hello, I haven't exhaled in a year.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *hortarseWoman  over a year ago

Norfolk


"In flight champagne anyone?

No thank you Cindi watching my waist line. It's still not getting any smaller

Plenty occasions to workout over the next few day "

Is there a gym at the hotel.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"* mile high. Bloody auto carrot

Unless Mike is free and willing...? X

Well hello I'll just go and see if Mike is about, if not............"

Hehe, thanks Lee. Any food going too? I need to soak up the champagne, or I'll be tipsy x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In flight champagne anyone?

No thank you Cindi watching my waist line. It's still not getting any smaller

There is nothing wrong with your waist line

I breathe in when taken pic's. Got suck it all in

Always good to know you suck it all in

Don't want waste it "

That's always good to know

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In flight champagne anyone?

No thank you Cindi watching my waist line. It's still not getting any smaller

Plenty occasions to workout over the next few day

But of course.

Is there a gym at the hotel."

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"* mile high. Bloody auto carrot

Unless Mike is free and willing...? X

Well hello I'll just go and see if Mike is about, if not............

Hehe, thanks Lee. Any food going too? I need to soak up the champagne, or I'll be tipsy x"

RED IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME... YOU MY LOVE ARE IN THE WEDDING PARTY BRIDES SIDE.IVE GOT YOUR FABLOUS DRESS...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"In flight champagne anyone?

No thank you Cindi watching my waist line. It's still not getting any smaller

There is nothing wrong with your waist line

I breathe in when taken pic's. Got suck it all in

Always good to know you suck it all in

Don't want waste it

That's always good to know "

Hey Lee I love ya and YOUR cute little ass !!

Narrator: Yes Folks Maddie meant LEE'S ASS....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"In flight champagne anyone?

No thank you Cindi watching my waist line. It's still not getting any smaller

Plenty occasions to workout over the next few day

Is there a gym at the hotel."

Hey I gotta get in this Goregous dress ... I will be right there to work out with you !! I'm never to busy to work out even if I'm getting married!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"* mile high. Bloody auto carrot

Unless Mike is free and willing...? X

Well hello I'll just go and see if Mike is about, if not............

Hehe, thanks Lee. Any food going too? I need to soak up the champagne, or I'll be tipsy x"

Well I'm sure we can sort some nibbles for you. Though not too much as tipsy works well

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Woo hoo!!

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas too

I'm quite happy to be left in Vegas, don't worry if I'm not on the return flight home "

GIRL I'M STAYING WITH YOU PROBALY THREAD # 1,489 Cindi any Maddie never left vegas.... I am so there!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In flight champagne anyone?

No thank you Cindi watching my waist line. It's still not getting any smaller

There is nothing wrong with your waist line

I breathe in when taken pic's. Got suck it all in

Always good to know you suck it all in

Don't want waste it

That's always good to know

Hey Lee I love ya and YOUR cute little ass !!

Narrator: Yes Folks Maddie meant LEE'S ASS.... "

Well now we've lost Dan for a while, my ASS is feeling the love

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm coming I need to fuck the groom before gets married or can we share all have go with him

Rawrrrrrrrr, can I be a groom.

You have to ask the bride "

Have at it the Bride doesn't care

# Vegas and all that

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"* mile high. Bloody auto carrot

Unless Mike is free and willing...? X

Well hello I'll just go and see if Mike is about, if not............

Hehe, thanks Lee. Any food going too? I need to soak up the champagne, or I'll be tipsy x

RED IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME... YOU MY LOVE ARE IN THE WEDDING PARTY BRIDES SIDE.IVE GOT YOUR FABLOUS DRESS... "

Ooh, YES!!!

Is it red? Hope so. But Green is good, too. Can't wait to see yours.

Girlie weekend in Vegas, baby!!!!!!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"* mile high. Bloody auto carrot

Unless Mike is free and willing...? X

Well hello I'll just go and see if Mike is about, if not............

Hehe, thanks Lee. Any food going too? I need to soak up the champagne, or I'll be tipsy x

Well I'm sure we can sort some nibbles for you. Though not too much as tipsy works well "

But Lee, I may get a little outta control if I get tipsy. At the very least, I'll start peeling my dress off

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm ready. Where's the chapel?"

Well you will be with me Darling in the Horse drawn Cinderella Carriage... so you don't need directions Silly....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Woo hoo!!

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas too "

HI GOREGOUS THANK GOODNESS ABOUT TIME MAID OF HONOR.... I WAS SWEATING IT!!

You my Friend dress fitting on plane STAT... We have the seamstress.... I had to bribe her to come... she's doing shots with us after the ceremony!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm ready. Where's the chapel?

Well you will be with me Darling in the Horse drawn Cinderella Carriage... so you don't need directions Silly.... "

Ahh...right....I shall sit quietly in the hotel and await my call my dear.

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By *hortarseWoman  over a year ago

Norfolk


"In flight champagne anyone?

No thank you Cindi watching my waist line. It's still not getting any smaller

Plenty occasions to workout over the next few day

Is there a gym at the hotel.

Hey I gotta get in this Goregous dress ... I will be right there to work out with you !! I'm never to busy to work out even if I'm getting married!! "

See you there beautiful. Get all hot and sweaty together

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm ready. Where's the chapel?

Well you will be with me Darling in the Horse drawn Cinderella Carriage... so you don't need directions Silly....

Ahh...right....I shall sit quietly in the hotel and await my call my dear."

Miles no one sits in a hotel in Vegas.... No No No..... you are hanging with me ... and FYI they ONLY serve alcthere no OJ

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm ready. Where's the chapel?

Well you will be with me Darling in the Horse drawn Cinderella Carriage... so you don't need directions Silly....

Ahh...right....I shall sit quietly in the hotel and await my call my dear.

Miles no one sits in a hotel in Vegas.... No No No..... you are hanging with me ... and FYI they ONLY serve alcohol OJ "

That was Alcohol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"* mile high. Bloody auto carrot

Unless Mike is free and willing...? X

Well hello I'll just go and see if Mike is about, if not............

Hehe, thanks Lee. Any food going too? I need to soak up the champagne, or I'll be tipsy x

Well I'm sure we can sort some nibbles for you. Though not too much as tipsy works well

But Lee, I may get a little outta control if I get tipsy. At the very least, I'll start peeling my dress off "

Terribly sorry Red, we seem to be all out of nibbles, please have another glass of champagne instead

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"* mile high. Bloody auto carrot

Unless Mike is free and willing...? X

Well hello I'll just go and see if Mike is about, if not............

Hehe, thanks Lee. Any food going too? I need to soak up the champagne, or I'll be tipsy x

Well I'm sure we can sort some nibbles for you. Though not too much as tipsy works well

But Lee, I may get a little outta control if I get tipsy. At the very least, I'll start peeling my dress off

Terribly sorry Red, we seem to be all out of nibbles, please have another glass of champagne instead "

Ok, then. Bottoms up! *Hiccup*

You sure there's no food, Lee? I'm deffo eyeing some nuts

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"* mile high. Bloody auto carrot

Unless Mike is free and willing...? X

Well hello I'll just go and see if Mike is about, if not............

Hehe, thanks Lee. Any food going too? I need to soak up the champagne, or I'll be tipsy x

Well I'm sure we can sort some nibbles for you. Though not too much as tipsy works well

But Lee, I may get a little outta control if I get tipsy. At the very least, I'll start peeling my dress off

Terribly sorry Red, we seem to be all out of nibbles, please have another glass of champagne instead

Ok, then. Bottoms up! *Hiccup*

You sure there's no food, Lee? I'm deffo eyeing some nuts "

Well that went down quick, here's another Well feel free to grab a hand full of nuts to munch on

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm ready. Where's the chapel?

Well you will be with me Darling in the Horse drawn Cinderella Carriage... so you don't need directions Silly....

Ahh...right....I shall sit quietly in the hotel and await my call my dear.

Miles no one sits in a hotel in Vegas.... No No No..... you are hanging with me ... and FYI they ONLY serve alcohol OJ

That was Alcohol "

Yes, I was aware that it was d*unken speech for "alcohol my dear.

You lot haven't even arrived yet. How can I hang with you?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

*scopes out the wedding veny to see what mischeif he can cause*

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"* mile high. Bloody auto carrot

Unless Mike is free and willing...? X

Well hello I'll just go and see if Mike is about, if not............

Hehe, thanks Lee. Any food going too? I need to soak up the champagne, or I'll be tipsy x

Well I'm sure we can sort some nibbles for you. Though not too much as tipsy works well

But Lee, I may get a little outta control if I get tipsy. At the very least, I'll start peeling my dress off

Terribly sorry Red, we seem to be all out of nibbles, please have another glass of champagne instead

Ok, then. Bottoms up! *Hiccup*

You sure there's no food, Lee? I'm deffo eyeing some nuts "

Red did you get d*unk without me Beautiful...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

This wedding is gonna be one for the books.... Hell half the plane is D*unk and we havent even left the damn runway.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This wedding is gonna be one for the books.... Hell half the plane is D*unk and we havent even left the damn runway..... "

WHAT???? You lot are still at Heathrow?????

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"* mile high. Bloody auto carrot

Unless Mike is free and willing...? X

Well hello I'll just go and see if Mike is about, if not............

Hehe, thanks Lee. Any food going too? I need to soak up the champagne, or I'll be tipsy x

Well I'm sure we can sort some nibbles for you. Though not too much as tipsy works well

But Lee, I may get a little outta control if I get tipsy. At the very least, I'll start peeling my dress off

Terribly sorry Red, we seem to be all out of nibbles, please have another glass of champagne instead

Ok, then. Bottoms up! *Hiccup*

You sure there's no food, Lee? I'm deffo eyeing some nuts

Red did you get d*unk without me Beautiful... "

It's not my fault Maddie!

I'm not a drinker. But Lee keeps filling my glass and it's rude to refuse

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This wedding is gonna be one for the books.... Hell half the plane is D*unk and we havent even left the damn runway..... "

The other haalf have got some catching up to do that's for sure

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"This wedding is gonna be one for the books.... Hell half the plane is D*unk and we havent even left the damn runway.....

WHAT???? You lot are still at Heathrow?????"

Yup. Any more champers and I'll be wing walking

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"* mile high. Bloody auto carrot

Unless Mike is free and willing...? X

Well hello I'll just go and see if Mike is about, if not............

Hehe, thanks Lee. Any food going too? I need to soak up the champagne, or I'll be tipsy x

Well I'm sure we can sort some nibbles for you. Though not too much as tipsy works well

But Lee, I may get a little outta control if I get tipsy. At the very least, I'll start peeling my dress off

Terribly sorry Red, we seem to be all out of nibbles, please have another glass of champagne instead

Ok, then. Bottoms up! *Hiccup*

You sure there's no food, Lee? I'm deffo eyeing some nuts

Red did you get d*unk without me Beautiful...

It's not my fault Maddie!

I'm not a drinker. But Lee keeps filling my glass and it's rude to refuse "

I know Red would never be rude so top ups are required ASAP

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This wedding is gonna be one for the books.... Hell half the plane is D*unk and we havent even left the damn runway.....

WHAT???? You lot are still at Heathrow?????"

*Miles returns to room and changes out of his tuxedo. *

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"* mile high. Bloody auto carrot

Unless Mike is free and willing...? X

Well hello I'll just go and see if Mike is about, if not............

Hehe, thanks Lee. Any food going too? I need to soak up the champagne, or I'll be tipsy x

Well I'm sure we can sort some nibbles for you. Though not too much as tipsy works well

But Lee, I may get a little outta control if I get tipsy. At the very least, I'll start peeling my dress off

Terribly sorry Red, we seem to be all out of nibbles, please have another glass of champagne instead

Ok, then. Bottoms up! *Hiccup*

You sure there's no food, Lee? I'm deffo eyeing some nuts

Red did you get d*unk without me Beautiful...

It's not my fault Maddie!

I'm not a drinker. But Lee keeps filling my glass and it's rude to refuse

I know Red would never be rude so top ups are required ASAP "

I've lost the ability to walk, unaided. *Hic* I'll just slide over here & plop myself down on a nice firm lap

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Are we there yet?

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Are we there yet?

Lol"

I'm already at the venue waiting for my bride to be

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Are we there yet?

Lol I'm already at the venue waiting for my bride to be "

The venue?

What about our night out beforehand?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Are we there yet?

Lol I'm already at the venue waiting for my bride to be

The venue?

What about our night out beforehand? "

I think the flight overnight counts as just that.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"* mile high. Bloody auto carrot

Unless Mike is free and willing...? X

Well hello I'll just go and see if Mike is about, if not............

Hehe, thanks Lee. Any food going too? I need to soak up the champagne, or I'll be tipsy x

Well I'm sure we can sort some nibbles for you. Though not too much as tipsy works well

But Lee, I may get a little outta control if I get tipsy. At the very least, I'll start peeling my dress off

Terribly sorry Red, we seem to be all out of nibbles, please have another glass of champagne instead

Ok, then. Bottoms up! *Hiccup*

You sure there's no food, Lee? I'm deffo eyeing some nuts

Red did you get d*unk without me Beautiful...

It's not my fault Maddie!

I'm not a drinker. But Lee keeps filling my glass and it's rude to refuse

I know Red would never be rude so top ups are required ASAP

I've lost the ability to walk, unaided. *Hic* I'll just slide over here & plop myself down on a nice firm lap "

Phew, just lucky my lap was available when you needed it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Are we there yet?

Lol I'm already at the venue waiting for my bride to be

The venue?

What about our night out beforehand?

I think the flight overnight counts as just that."

Copy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh how splendid i shall wear my kilt

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Are we there yet?

Lol I'm already at the venue waiting for my bride to be

The venue?

What about our night out beforehand?

I think the flight overnight counts as just that.

Copy "

anyway its vegas it's a part wedding

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh how splendid i shall wear my kilt "

Taff Hello my Wonderful Dear. I have your plane ticket.... ready and yes wear the kilt you will be So Dashing and Handsome!!

I saved a Seat on the plane for you beside me !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Are we there yet?

Lol I'm already at the venue waiting for my bride to be

The venue?

What about our night out beforehand? "

Night before we are gonna party ... it's Vegas Baby ... Bachelorette party Friday night.... ALSO PARTY..sat ummmm let me check ...Sunday Chapel... so this is a nice long trip ... at least 500 more threads ...

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Oh how splendid i shall wear my kilt

Taff Hello my Wonderful Dear. I have your plane ticket.... ready and yes wear the kilt you will be So Dashing and Handsome!!

I saved a Seat on the plane for you beside me !! "

Oh Maddie, if hes in his kilt, I'm the other side of him! #taffsandwich

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"* mile high. Bloody auto carrot

Unless Mike is free and willing...? X

Well hello I'll just go and see if Mike is about, if not............

Hehe, thanks Lee. Any food going too? I need to soak up the champagne, or I'll be tipsy x

Well I'm sure we can sort some nibbles for you. Though not too much as tipsy works well

But Lee, I may get a little outta control if I get tipsy. At the very least, I'll start peeling my dress off

Terribly sorry Red, we seem to be all out of nibbles, please have another glass of champagne instead

Ok, then. Bottoms up! *Hiccup*

You sure there's no food, Lee? I'm deffo eyeing some nuts

Red did you get d*unk without me Beautiful...

It's not my fault Maddie!

I'm not a drinker. But Lee keeps filling my glass and it's rude to refuse

I know Red would never be rude so top ups are required ASAP

I've lost the ability to walk, unaided. *Hic* I'll just slide over here & plop myself down on a nice firm lap

Phew, just lucky my lap was available when you needed it "

There's something poking me....?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Are we there yet?

Lol I'm already at the venue waiting for my bride to be

The venue?

What about our night out beforehand?

Night before we are gonna party ... it's Vegas Baby ... Bachelorette party Friday night.... ALSO PARTY..sat ummmm let me check ...Sunday Chapel... so this is a nice long trip ... at least 500 more threads ... "

That's what I had visions of

Who want to join the mile high club

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"* mile high. Bloody auto carrot

Unless Mike is free and willing...? X

Well hello I'll just go and see if Mike is about, if not............

Hehe, thanks Lee. Any food going too? I need to soak up the champagne, or I'll be tipsy x

Well I'm sure we can sort some nibbles for you. Though not too much as tipsy works well

But Lee, I may get a little outta control if I get tipsy. At the very least, I'll start peeling my dress off

Terribly sorry Red, we seem to be all out of nibbles, please have another glass of champagne instead

Ok, then. Bottoms up! *Hiccup*

You sure there's no food, Lee? I'm deffo eyeing some nuts

Red did you get d*unk without me Beautiful...

It's not my fault Maddie!

I'm not a drinker. But Lee keeps filling my glass and it's rude to refuse

I know Red would never be rude so top ups are required ASAP

I've lost the ability to walk, unaided. *Hic* I'll just slide over here & plop myself down on a nice firm lap

Phew, just lucky my lap was available when you needed it

There's something poking me....? "

Is it the buckle from the seat belt?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Are we there yet?

Lol I'm already at the venue waiting for my bride to be

The venue?

What about our night out beforehand?

I think the flight overnight counts as just that.

Copy anyway its vegas it's a part wedding "

UMMMM WOOKIE I KNEW YOU WEREN'T LISTENING wedding isn't till Sunday ... why are you already there.... alot can Happen ... watch the Hangover Movies...

We haven't even left the runway yet.....

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Are we there yet?

Lol I'm already at the venue waiting for my bride to be

The venue?

What about our night out beforehand?

Night before we are gonna party ... it's Vegas Baby ... Bachelorette party Friday night.... ALSO PARTY..sat ummmm let me check ...Sunday Chapel... so this is a nice long trip ... at least 500 more threads ...

That's what I had visions of

Who want to join the mile high club "

Me me me!!!!

But I can't seem to keep my balance!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh how splendid i shall wear my kilt

Taff Hello my Wonderful Dear. I have your plane ticket.... ready and yes wear the kilt you will be So Dashing and Handsome!!

I saved a Seat on the plane for you beside me !!

Oh Maddie, if hes in his kilt, I'm the other side of him! #taffsandwich "

I do love me some Taff He is the sweetest ever!!

Ohhhhh Nice new profile pic Beautiful!! # wow

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"* mile high. Bloody auto carrot

Unless Mike is free and willing...? X

Well hello I'll just go and see if Mike is about, if not............

Hehe, thanks Lee. Any food going too? I need to soak up the champagne, or I'll be tipsy x

Well I'm sure we can sort some nibbles for you. Though not too much as tipsy works well

But Lee, I may get a little outta control if I get tipsy. At the very least, I'll start peeling my dress off

Terribly sorry Red, we seem to be all out of nibbles, please have another glass of champagne instead

Ok, then. Bottoms up! *Hiccup*

You sure there's no food, Lee? I'm deffo eyeing some nuts

Red did you get d*unk without me Beautiful...

It's not my fault Maddie!

I'm not a drinker. But Lee keeps filling my glass and it's rude to refuse

I know Red would never be rude so top ups are required ASAP

I've lost the ability to walk, unaided. *Hic* I'll just slide over here & plop myself down on a nice firm lap "

Oh Geez Red .... AT LEAST LET ME CATCH UP DAMN.... WHOSE GOT THE FIREBALL....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh how splendid i shall wear my kilt

Taff Hello my Wonderful Dear. I have your plane ticket.... ready and yes wear the kilt you will be So Dashing and Handsome!!

I saved a Seat on the plane for you beside me !! "

perfecto its going to be such a jolly hoot , hurahh x x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh how splendid i shall wear my kilt

Taff Hello my Wonderful Dear. I have your plane ticket.... ready and yes wear the kilt you will be So Dashing and Handsome!!

I saved a Seat on the plane for you beside me !!

Oh Maddie, if hes in his kilt, I'm the other side of him! #taffsandwich "

oh how splendid

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Oh how splendid i shall wear my kilt

Taff Hello my Wonderful Dear. I have your plane ticket.... ready and yes wear the kilt you will be So Dashing and Handsome!!

I saved a Seat on the plane for you beside me !!

Oh Maddie, if hes in his kilt, I'm the other side of him! #taffsandwich

I do love me some Taff He is the sweetest ever!!

Ohhhhh Nice new profile pic Beautiful!! # wow"

Aw, thanks. It's out for Wiggle Wednesday, but I'm feeling the need to waggle it out the plane window

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I hope you lot chartered the whole aircraft because you're definitely going to be headed for quarantine in a LV jail for d*unk and disorderly and endangering the safety of the other passengers.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Are we there yet?

Lol I'm already at the venue waiting for my bride to be

The venue?

What about our night out beforehand?

Night before we are gonna party ... it's Vegas Baby ... Bachelorette party Friday night.... ALSO PARTY..sat ummmm let me check ...Sunday Chapel... so this is a nice long trip ... at least 500 more threads ...

That's what I had visions of

Who want to join the mile high club

Me me me!!!!

But I can't seem to keep my balance!"

Have no fear, I'd keep you sturdy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Oh how splendid i shall wear my kilt

Taff Hello my Wonderful Dear. I have your plane ticket.... ready and yes wear the kilt you will be So Dashing and Handsome!!

I saved a Seat on the plane for you beside me !!

Oh Maddie, if hes in his kilt, I'm the other side of him! #taffsandwich oh how splendid "

Glad you approve, Taff.

Now, just bend over and let me take a nibble, there's a good chap

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Are we there yet?

Lol I'm already at the venue waiting for my bride to be

The venue?

What about our night out beforehand?

Night before we are gonna party ... it's Vegas Baby ... Bachelorette party Friday night.... ALSO PARTY..sat ummmm let me check ...Sunday Chapel... so this is a nice long trip ... at least 500 more threads ...

That's what I had visions of

Who want to join the mile high club

Me me me!!!!

But I can't seem to keep my balance!"

I'm a gent, so my hands will be there to help you keep your balance

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By *rivateparts!Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Knocking one out behind maddie

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Knocking one out behind maddie "

Don't get it on her dress!!!!!!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Are we there yet?

Lol I'm already at the venue waiting for my bride to be

The venue?

What about our night out beforehand?

Night before we are gonna party ... it's Vegas Baby ... Bachelorette party Friday night.... ALSO PARTY..sat ummmm let me check ...Sunday Chapel... so this is a nice long trip ... at least 500 more threads ...

That's what I had visions of

Who want to join the mile high club

Me me me!!!!

But I can't seem to keep my balance!

I'm a gent, so my hands will be there to help you keep your balance "

Ever so helpful, Lee. Now, where's my nuts?!

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By *rivateparts!Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Knocking one out behind maddie

Don't get it on her dress!!!!!! "

Ooops

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Knocking one out behind maddie

Don't get it on her dress!!!!!! "

Who needs confetti

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Knocking one out behind maddie

Don't get it on her dress!!!!!!

Who needs confetti "

Who's got the club soda?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Are we there yet?

Lol I'm already at the venue waiting for my bride to be

The venue?

What about our night out beforehand?

Night before we are gonna party ... it's Vegas Baby ... Bachelorette party Friday night.... ALSO PARTY..sat ummmm let me check ...Sunday Chapel... so this is a nice long trip ... at least 500 more threads ...

That's what I had visions of

Who want to join the mile high club

Me me me!!!!

But I can't seem to keep my balance!

I'm a gent, so my hands will be there to help you keep your balance

Ever so helpful, Lee. Now, where's my nuts?! "

Being extra helpful Lee offers Red some nuts

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By *urora1912Woman  over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia


"Woo hoo!!

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas too

HI GOREGOUS THANK GOODNESS ABOUT TIME MAID OF HONOR.... I WAS SWEATING IT!!

You my Friend dress fitting on plane STAT... We have the seamstress.... I had to bribe her to come... she's doing shots with us after the ceremony!! "

Yas! Oohh what's the dress like? cant wait to see

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Are we there yet?

Lol I'm already at the venue waiting for my bride to be

The venue?

What about our night out beforehand?

Night before we are gonna party ... it's Vegas Baby ... Bachelorette party Friday night.... ALSO PARTY..sat ummmm let me check ...Sunday Chapel... so this is a nice long trip ... at least 500 more threads ...

That's what I had visions of

Who want to join the mile high club

Me me me!!!!

But I can't seem to keep my balance!

I'm a gent, so my hands will be there to help you keep your balance

Ever so helpful, Lee. Now, where's my nuts?!

Being extra helpful Lee offers Red some nuts "

Accepted with gusto

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Woo hoo!!

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas too

HI GOREGOUS THANK GOODNESS ABOUT TIME MAID OF HONOR.... I WAS SWEATING IT!!

You my Friend dress fitting on plane STAT... We have the seamstress.... I had to bribe her to come... she's doing shots with us after the ceremony!!

Yas! Oohh what's the dress like? cant wait to see "

PP has just made a mess on it! Panic stations!!!

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By *rivateparts!Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Knocking one out behind maddie

Don't get it on her dress!!!!!!

Who needs confetti

Who's got the club soda? "

I'll be hiding in the corner then.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Are we there yet?

Lol I'm already at the venue waiting for my bride to be

The venue?

What about our night out beforehand?

Night before we are gonna party ... it's Vegas Baby ... Bachelorette party Friday night.... ALSO PARTY..sat ummmm let me check ...Sunday Chapel... so this is a nice long trip ... at least 500 more threads ...

That's what I had visions of

Who want to join the mile high club

Me me me!!!!

But I can't seem to keep my balance!

I'm a gent, so my hands will be there to help you keep your balance

Ever so helpful, Lee. Now, where's my nuts?!

Being extra helpful Lee offers Red some nuts

Accepted with gusto "

Didn't notice gusto board the plane but feel free to share

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Knocking one out behind maddie

Don't get it on her dress!!!!!!

Who needs confetti

Who's got the club soda?

I'll be hiding in the corner then."

No you won't! You'll be scrubbing Maddie's dress, PP!

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By *rivateparts!Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Knocking one out behind maddie

Don't get it on her dress!!!!!!

Who needs confetti

Who's got the club soda?

I'll be hiding in the corner then.

No you won't! You'll be scrubbing Maddie's dress, PP! "

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.

Right. Red has gotten silly d*unk and needs to have a little snooze to recharge her batteries.

Wake me up when we're over the Atlantic for more shenanigans

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Right. Red has gotten silly d*unk and needs to have a little snooze to recharge her batteries.

Wake me up when we're over the Atlantic for more shenanigans "

Will do Beautiful... we have all wknd to party !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Woo hoo!!

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas too

HI GOREGOUS THANK GOODNESS ABOUT TIME MAID OF HONOR.... I WAS SWEATING IT!!

You my Friend dress fitting on plane STAT... We have the seamstress.... I had to bribe her to come... she's doing shots with us after the ceremony!!

Yas! Oohh what's the dress like? cant wait to see

PP has just made a mess on it! Panic stations!!! "

What the Hell... what dress ....

Better not be the Brides that thing was just flown in from Paris....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Knocking one out behind maddie "

HI SEXY ... DAMN IM GLAD TO SEE YOU... SO GLAD YOU ARE COMING TO VEGAS

You and I are gonna paint the town Red .... or whatever else we fancy... wink wink

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"* mile high. Bloody auto carrot

Unless Mike is free and willing...? X

Well hello I'll just go and see if Mike is about, if not............

Hehe, thanks Lee. Any food going too? I need to soak up the champagne, or I'll be tipsy x

Well I'm sure we can sort some nibbles for you. Though not too much as tipsy works well

But Lee, I may get a little outta control if I get tipsy. At the very least, I'll start peeling my dress off

Terribly sorry Red, we seem to be all out of nibbles, please have another glass of champagne instead

Ok, then. Bottoms up! *Hiccup*

You sure there's no food, Lee? I'm deffo eyeing some nuts

Red did you get d*unk without me Beautiful...

It's not my fault Maddie!

I'm not a drinker. But Lee keeps filling my glass and it's rude to refuse

I know Red would never be rude so top ups are required ASAP

I've lost the ability to walk, unaided. *Hic* I'll just slide over here & plop myself down on a nice firm lap

Phew, just lucky my lap was available when you needed it

There's something poking me....?

Is it the buckle from the seat belt? "

Oh Lee you're gonna be trouble with a capital T....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Woo hoo!!

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas too

HI GOREGOUS THANK GOODNESS ABOUT TIME MAID OF HONOR.... I WAS SWEATING IT!!

You my Friend dress fitting on plane STAT... We have the seamstress.... I had to bribe her to come... she's doing shots with us after the ceremony!!

Yas! Oohh what's the dress like? cant wait to see "

Sexiest MAID OF HONOR DRESS EVER only the Best For you!!I will describe it to you on thread #18 this ones about to close

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh how splendid i shall wear my kilt

Taff Hello my Wonderful Dear. I have your plane ticket.... ready and yes wear the kilt you will be So Dashing and Handsome!!

I saved a Seat on the plane for you beside me !!

Oh Maddie, if hes in his kilt, I'm the other side of him! #taffsandwich oh how splendid "

Hi again Sweetheart we will take on the town Taff you owe me a Dance Handsome

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"This wedding is gonna be one for the books.... Hell half the plane is D*unk and we havent even left the damn runway.....

WHAT???? You lot are still at Heathrow?????"

Yesssss..... I'm beginning to think I we should of eloped...

#just kidding

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Grabs his kilt and jumps on the plane

Watch out Vegas here I come "

HELL YES NOW THATS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sorry maddie I forgot it was sunday I was drinking in the plane and didnt know what day it was lol xxx

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