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"Just got told by someone they only suck hung cock basically they meant my cock is small haha its not that small is it?
No it is fine. Maybe they have a huge gob."
yeah didn't think of it like that lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ignore the idiots OP,there's always some that have a go know matter what the thread is about your right and they dont bother me at all! I tried to message you but it won't let me "
That's the best thing
Your out of my age range sorry |
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"Just got told by someone they only suck hung cock basically they meant my cock is small haha its not that small is it?"
Not unusual. Most game improve when hung. Sucking seems a waste though. Size depends on the breed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any luck finding a face sitting squirter OP?
You’re supposed to be taking this serious Cindi
No more horse play! Is the mans cock small?"
A thousand apologies my liege.
I thought as I can't help his cock grow, I could assist in other matters.  |
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By *igmaMan
over a year ago
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"Any luck finding a face sitting squirter OP?
You’re supposed to be taking this serious Cindi
No more horse play! Is the mans cock small?
A thousand apologies my liege.
I thought as I can't help his cock grow, I could assist in other matters. "
That’s extremely thoughtful of you!
Those in need... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lol
I'd suck it
I’d help lol"
I think I've scared him off.
I'm only jesting OP, I don't meet straight guys.
But im happy to assist with the face sitting squirter  |
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"Lol
I'd suck it
I’d help lol
I think I've scared him off.
I'm only jesting OP, I don't meet straight guys.
But im happy to assist with the face sitting squirter "
lol no u haven't I sent u a message lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lol
I'd suck it
I’d help lol
I think I've scared him off.
I'm only jesting OP, I don't meet straight guys.
But im happy to assist with the face sitting squirter lol no u haven't I sent u a message lol "
Ahh sorry, I've got loads of messages sitting there lol
I let them build up then go through them in batches.
I'll go take a peak.
I hope you sent a cock pic |
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"Just got told by someone they only suck hung cock basically they meant my cock is small haha its not that small is it?
Too small for them, clearly I wasn't interested in them anyway lol "
How bizarre. Reminds me of those messages I get when I decline a genuine offer to meet during a pandemic and get my back doors smashed in.
They weren't interested in me either, coz I'm a fat slag bitch. Funny that. |
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"Just got told by someone they only suck hung cock basically they meant my cock is small haha its not that small is it?
Too small for them, clearly I wasn't interested in them anyway lol
How bizarre. Reminds me of those messages I get when I decline a genuine offer to meet during a pandemic and get my back doors smashed in.
They weren't interested in me either, coz I'm a fat slag bitch. Funny that."
exactly as soon as u say u don't want to meet they go all weird lol at first they dying for cock but u say no and then all of a sudden your cock is too small or your not their type or whatever lol |
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"Just got told by someone they only suck hung cock basically they meant my cock is small haha its not that small is it?
Too small for them, clearly I wasn't interested in them anyway lol
How bizarre. Reminds me of those messages I get when I decline a genuine offer to meet during a pandemic and get my back doors smashed in.
They weren't interested in me either, coz I'm a fat slag bitch. Funny that. exactly as soon as u say u don't want to meet they go all weird lol at first they dying for cock but u say no and then all of a sudden your cock is too small or your not their type or whatever lol "
Was a bloke you knocked back then. |
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"Just got told by someone they only suck hung cock basically they meant my cock is small haha its not that small is it?
Too small for them, clearly I wasn't interested in them anyway lol
How bizarre. Reminds me of those messages I get when I decline a genuine offer to meet during a pandemic and get my back doors smashed in.
They weren't interested in me either, coz I'm a fat slag bitch. Funny that. exactly as soon as u say u don't want to meet they go all weird lol at first they dying for cock but u say no and then all of a sudden your cock is too small or your not their type or whatever lol
Was a bloke you knocked back then."
both lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lol
I'd suck it
I’d help lol
I’d give it a miss
...LOL
You've never complained before
I just wanted to join in with the LOLing
...LOL"
My mum isn't up to speed with modern terminology. She thinks lol stands for lots of love.
She sent me a text message saying:
You're dad has fell over, we are on the way to the hospital lol"
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"Just got told by someone they only suck hung cock basically they meant my cock is small haha its not that small is it?
Too small for them, clearly I wasn't interested in them anyway lol
How bizarre. Reminds me of those messages I get when I decline a genuine offer to meet during a pandemic and get my back doors smashed in.
They weren't interested in me either, coz I'm a fat slag bitch. Funny that. exactly as soon as u say u don't want to meet they go all weird lol at first they dying for cock but u say no and then all of a sudden your cock is too small or your not their type or whatever lol
Was a bloke you knocked back then. both lol "
Thought so, especially as you want it sucking now and can accommodate. Those mardy men don't half get shirty. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lol
I'd suck it
I’d help lol
I’d give it a miss
...LOL
You've never complained before
I just wanted to join in with the LOLing
...LOL
My mum isn't up to speed with modern terminology. She thinks lol stands for lots of love.
She sent me a text message saying:
You're dad has fell over, we are on the way to the hospital lol"
"
Or as my friends phone deliberately pranked her with a predictive spelling error to her dad.
I lube you  |
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By *igmaMan
over a year ago
Yorkshire |
"Lol
I'd suck it
I’d help lol
I’d give it a miss
...LOL
You've never complained before
I just wanted to join in with the LOLing
...LOL
My mum isn't up to speed with modern terminology. She thinks lol stands for lots of love.
She sent me a text message saying:
You're dad has fell over, we are on the way to the hospital lol"
"
I actually lol’d at that
...LOLz |
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"Just got told by someone they only suck hung cock basically they meant my cock is small haha its not that small is it?
Too small for them, clearly I wasn't interested in them anyway lol
How bizarre. Reminds me of those messages I get when I decline a genuine offer to meet during a pandemic and get my back doors smashed in.
They weren't interested in me either, coz I'm a fat slag bitch. Funny that. exactly as soon as u say u don't want to meet they go all weird lol at first they dying for cock but u say no and then all of a sudden your cock is too small or your not their type or whatever lol
Was a bloke you knocked back then. both lol
Thought so, especially as you want it sucking now and can accommodate. Those mardy men don't half get shirty. "
if I get someone that would be good if not I will carry on drinking my Jack daniels lol |
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"Just got told by someone they only suck hung cock basically they meant my cock is small haha its not that small is it?
Too small for them, clearly I wasn't interested in them anyway lol
How bizarre. Reminds me of those messages I get when I decline a genuine offer to meet during a pandemic and get my back doors smashed in.
They weren't interested in me either, coz I'm a fat slag bitch. Funny that. exactly as soon as u say u don't want to meet they go all weird lol at first they dying for cock but u say no and then all of a sudden your cock is too small or your not their type or whatever lol
Was a bloke you knocked back then. both lol
Thought so, especially as you want it sucking now and can accommodate. Those mardy men don't half get shirty. if I get someone that would be good if not I will carry on drinking my Jack daniels lol "
How could anyone resist coming to suck the alcohol fuelled dong of doom during a pandemic when meeting is illegal eh? Baffles me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Or as my friends phone deliberately pranked her with a predictive spelling error to her dad.
I lube you "
I'm worse than that
I get easily distracted when on the phone and talk about what's happening around me to add it to the conversation.
I was on phone to my mum and i said
"Ooo I've now 50 likes on my nurse outfit pic"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"...How could anyone resist coming to suck the alcohol fuelled dong of doom during a pandemic when meeting is illegal eh? Baffles me "
I think I’d like mine referring to as the dong of doom from now on |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Or as my friends phone deliberately pranked her with a predictive spelling error to her dad.
I lube you
I'm worse than that
I get easily distracted when on the phone and talk about what's happening around me to add it to the conversation.
I was on phone to my mum and i said
"Ooo I've now 50 likes on my nurse outfit pic"
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Lol |
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"...How could anyone resist coming to suck the alcohol fuelled dong of doom during a pandemic when meeting is illegal eh? Baffles me
I think I’d like mine referring to as the dong of doom from now on "
Permission granted |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you all please tell me if my elbow is to big as I want to bring attention to my elbow and get you all to study it
Huge!"
Can you have another look as it's a attention seeker |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can you all please tell me if my elbow is to big as I want to bring attention to my elbow and get you all to study it
Huge!"
You'd think it'd be tiny eh... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you all please tell me if my elbow is to big as I want to bring attention to my elbow and get you all to study it
Huge!"
Could you put more pics of it up? At least 30? |
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By *igmaMan
over a year ago
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"Can you all please tell me if my elbow is to big as I want to bring attention to my elbow and get you all to study it
Huge!
Can you have another look as it's a attention seeker "
Left ones bigger than right one
But still rather large for such a small package |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can you all please tell me if my elbow is to big as I want to bring attention to my elbow and get you all to study it "
Careful now, you could put an eye out with that thing  |
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"Lol stop taking the piss now haha"
Cindi knows how to make a fake minge out of a pringles can and a couple of sponges. You're best getting all Blue Peter and making one of those, or just having an oily wank.
Once your balls erupt like a teenagers acne and the wanton lust particles have left your body, have a kip and remind yourself in the morning you did your bit to keep a bed space free at your local hospital |
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"Lol stop taking the piss now haha
Cindi knows how to make a fake minge out of a pringles can and a couple of sponges. You're best getting all Blue Peter and making one of those, or just having an oily wank.
Once your balls erupt like a teenagers acne and the wanton lust particles have left your body, have a kip and remind yourself in the morning you did your bit to keep a bed space free at your local hospital "
That's spoilt cumming for me now |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lol stop taking the piss now haha"
I'm sorry you dont think that a elbow needs the attention and love that you think your sausage does.Your just elbowist  |
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"Lol stop taking the piss now haha
Cindi knows how to make a fake minge out of a pringles can and a couple of sponges. You're best getting all Blue Peter and making one of those, or just having an oily wank.
Once your balls erupt like a teenagers acne and the wanton lust particles have left your body, have a kip and remind yourself in the morning you did your bit to keep a bed space free at your local hospital
That's spoilt cumming for me now "
Scrotes contain 2 massive boils really, it's puss that leaves the body not jizz. That's why it's such a relief  |
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