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If the average volume of ejaculate is a teaspoon
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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How full would you have filled an Olympic sized swimming pool in your lifetime right now?
It’s disturbingly disgusting, but technically if you worked out roughly how many wanks you have had since the time you started wanking until now, you could technically work it out?
I average about 3 wanks a day, since the age of 14.
So that’s
Roughly 125,000 ml of ejaculate probably a bit more or less.
Now to google the average volume of an Olympic sized swimming pool....  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Another wanking thread op?? 
That’s news to me I was under the impression us lads only got a pint and a half in a life time  "
Fuck knows. It can’t be surely? |
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"Another wanking thread op??
That’s news to me I was under the impression us lads only got a pint and a half in a life time
Fuck knows. It can’t be surely?"
Definitely not  most guys are 2 to 5ml per blow. Some are heavier cummers (shameless plug: friends get to see that video on my profile)
So lets say 4ml on avg. you say 3 times a day, thats 12ml per day or 84ml per week of jizz - that works out at just over 4.3 litres per year (2 large pop bottles full)
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My weird Maths problem that popped into my head at midnight on Saturday was "have we kissed a million times in our 17yr relationship and if no, how many times a day on average must we kiss to achieve this?"
We actually sat and did some Maths |
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"It would probably hardly fall a good padding pool for average guys, surely? I've done no calculations but can assume as he ages, his incontinence will probably fill an ocean, in comparison "
Well played. I snortlaughed at that |
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"My weird Maths problem that popped into my head at midnight on Saturday was "have we kissed a million times in our 17yr relationship and if no, how many times a day on average must we kiss to achieve this?"
We actually sat and did some Maths "
What did the calcs return KC? |
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"Would you float or sink trying to cross a pool of spunk. Im definitely holding my nose whatever.  "
Water has a density of .9982 g/ml and semen has a density of ~1 g/ml. A human body has a density of ~1.05g/ml. So the answer is sink...
But theres air in our lungs. If you are holding your breath, I'd say float. |
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"Would you float or sink trying to cross a pool of spunk. Im definitely holding my nose whatever.
Water has a density of .9982 g/ml and semen has a density of ~1 g/ml. A human body has a density of ~1.05g/ml. So the answer is sink...
But theres air in our lungs. If you are holding your breath, I'd say float."
I shall hold my breath then and do backstroke |
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"Would you float or sink trying to cross a pool of spunk. Im definitely holding my nose whatever.
Water has a density of .9982 g/ml and semen has a density of ~1 g/ml. A human body has a density of ~1.05g/ml. So the answer is sink...
But theres air in our lungs. If you are holding your breath, I'd say float.
I shall hold my breath then and do backstroke "
ngl, do love a good backstroke. |
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"My weird Maths problem that popped into my head at midnight on Saturday was "have we kissed a million times in our 17yr relationship and if no, how many times a day on average must we kiss to achieve this?"
We actually sat and did some Maths
What did the calcs return KC?"
We'd have to kiss about 50 times every day until we've been together for about 54 years. We thought that was, on average, do-able, considering we've had significant periods apart during our relationship (oil rig work for 6wk stretches etc) |
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"My weird Maths problem that popped into my head at midnight on Saturday was "have we kissed a million times in our 17yr relationship and if no, how many times a day on average must we kiss to achieve this?"
We actually sat and did some Maths
What did the calcs return KC?
We'd have to kiss about 50 times every day until we've been together for about 54 years. We thought that was, on average, do-able, considering we've had significant periods apart during our relationship (oil rig work for 6wk stretches etc) "
For one, im now glad i know the maths have been worked out - but for two, im so stoked you both have it in the 'do able' category. 50 kisses a day for 54 years - my very best of luck to you both, you can do it - i believe in you two! |
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