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over a year ago
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"You taking the piss?
I started running the red river this morning, you got no chance. Just pass me a spoon dammit!"
A spoon for what? You hiding something i haven't eaten yet? |
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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago
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I’ve been like that for ages, I think it’s boredom as I’m eating everything in sight and constantly thinking what can I eat next, even eating Haribos and cheese at the same time  |
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"You taking the piss?
I started running the red river this morning, you got no chance. Just pass me a spoon dammit!
A spoon for what? You hiding something i haven't eaten yet? "
 I may have a cheesecake stashed. I may also want to eat your food before my own. Some sharing caring bullshit |
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"I have Lindt chocolate, Onion Ring crisps, and Cookies and Cream Haagen daz which wouldn't mind sharing with you 
Give whinge bag the lindt, I'll devour the rest.
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tut tut ...go straight to the overweight thread ..do not pass near the fridge ...or the sweetie tin  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have Lindt chocolate, Onion Ring crisps, and Cookies and Cream Haagen daz which wouldn't mind sharing with you
Give whinge bag the lindt, I'll devour the rest.
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what happened to sharing is caring? 
Lovely offer but that will definitely not be enough food for us two, we may eat you too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want to eat everything in sight!
Damn PMT!
I need someone to follow me around and come slap all the bad food out my hands please. "
Sneaks you some ben and jerry's ice cream.
I was never here, you understand me Sparkles  |
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"I have Lindt chocolate, Onion Ring crisps, and Cookies and Cream Haagen daz which wouldn't mind sharing with you
Give whinge bag the lindt, I'll devour the rest.
what happened to sharing is caring?
Lovely offer but that will definitely not be enough food for us two, we may eat you too "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have Lindt chocolate, Onion Ring crisps, and Cookies and Cream Haagen daz which wouldn't mind sharing with you
Give whinge bag the lindt, I'll devour the rest.
tut tut ...go straight to the overweight thread ..do not pass near the fridge ...or the sweetie tin "
I've already been in there apparently I'm not "overweight" enough   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want to eat everything in sight!
Damn PMT!
I need someone to follow me around and come slap all the bad food out my hands please. "
Same here! I’m trying to hold off eating the contents of my fridge! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I want to eat everything in sight!
Damn PMT!
I need someone to follow me around and come slap all the bad food out my hands please.
Same here! I’m trying to hold off eating the contents of my fridge! "
Don't hold back just be prepared to go food shopping again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want to eat everything in sight!
Damn PMT!
I need someone to follow me around and come slap all the bad food out my hands please.
Same here! I’m trying to hold off eating the contents of my fridge!
Don't hold back just be prepared to go food shopping again "
Yay!! All I needed was someone to say “go for it”! |
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"I want to eat everything in sight!
Damn PMT!
I need someone to follow me around and come slap all the bad food out my hands please.
Same here! I’m trying to hold off eating the contents of my fridge!
Don't hold back just be prepared to go food shopping again
Yay!! All I needed was someone to say “go for it”! "
nooo bad girls ..bad girls  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want to eat everything in sight!
Damn PMT!
I need someone to follow me around and come slap all the bad food out my hands please.
Same here! I’m trying to hold off eating the contents of my fridge!
Don't hold back just be prepared to go food shopping again
Yay!! All I needed was someone to say “go for it”! nooo bad girls ..bad girls "
Isn’t bad good though?  |
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"Make some lovely veggies soup ...no carbs ... you're going to feel the benefits
Ladies, wanna help me lynch him? "
I know, what the fuck kind of sensible answer was that?! That's an invite to a ball twisting if ever I've seen one |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I want to eat everything in sight!
Damn PMT!
I need someone to follow me around and come slap all the bad food out my hands please.
Same here! I’m trying to hold off eating the contents of my fridge!
Don't hold back just be prepared to go food shopping again
Yay!! All I needed was someone to say “go for it”! nooo bad girls ..bad girls
Isn’t bad good though? "
Of course it is |
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"Make some lovely veggies soup ...no carbs ... you're going to feel the benefits
Ladies, wanna help me lynch him?
I know, what the fuck kind of sensible answer was that?! That's an invite to a ball twisting if ever I've seen one "
Nah, send him to the shops for us....and he is paying |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Make some lovely veggies soup ...no carbs ... you're going to feel the benefits
Ladies, wanna help me lynch him?
I know, what the fuck kind of sensible answer was that?! That's an invite to a ball twisting if ever I've seen one
Nah, send him to the shops for us....and he is paying "
I like this idea! |
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"Make some lovely veggies soup ...no carbs ... you're going to feel the benefits
Ladies, wanna help me lynch him?
I know, what the fuck kind of sensible answer was that?! That's an invite to a ball twisting if ever I've seen one
Nah, send him to the shops for us....and he is paying
I like this idea! "
Okaaaaaay, I'll go with the majority |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Make some lovely veggies soup ...no carbs ... you're going to feel the benefits
Ladies, wanna help me lynch him?
I know, what the fuck kind of sensible answer was that?! That's an invite to a ball twisting if ever I've seen one
Nah, send him to the shops for us....and he is paying
I like this idea!
Okaaaaaay, I'll go with the majority "
You can get anything you want |
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"Hi girls..I've got you some lovely spinach.......and a cricket box for myself xx 
Okay....now you're getting lynched
Shoulda gone with my testicle twisting first up after all eh? "
you've gone and scared them inside now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hi girls..I've got you some lovely spinach.......and a cricket box for myself xx
Okay....now you're getting lynched
Shoulda gone with my testicle twisting first up after all eh? "
Yeah alright, you get to be smug after |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Honestly, I have no desire to eat anything at all.
Sorry girls.
That's okay, I'll eat your quota
That sounds a bit personal
Sorry "
Narrator..... she was, in fact, not sorry |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Honestly, I have no desire to eat anything at all.
Sorry girls.
That's okay, I'll eat your quota
That sounds a bit personal
I bet your quota's lovely "
Apparently Sparkles is the one to ask |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have Lindt chocolate, Onion Ring crisps, and Cookies and Cream Haagen daz which wouldn't mind sharing with you
Give whinge bag the lindt, I'll devour the rest.
what happened to sharing is caring?
Lovely offer but that will definitely not be enough food for us two, we may eat you too
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You wouldn't want me, all skin and bone here, move along |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just had an epiphany, wasn't there a sweet called Munchies? Chocolate cube with an hazelnut covered in a ganache interior?
Yep, red wrapper "
Tube like packaging/presentation, but not a tube! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Honestly, I have no desire to eat anything at all.
Sorry girls.
That's okay, I'll eat your quota
That sounds a bit personal
Sorry
Narrator..... she was, in fact, not sorry "
You know me too well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have Lindt chocolate, Onion Ring crisps, and Cookies and Cream Haagen daz which wouldn't mind sharing with you
Give whinge bag the lindt, I'll devour the rest.
tut tut ...go straight to the overweight thread ..do not pass near the fridge ...or the sweetie tin "
Damn... You mentioned nothing about the cupboard where I keep my popcorn and chocolate though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have Lindt chocolate, Onion Ring crisps, and Cookies and Cream Haagen daz which wouldn't mind sharing with you
Give whinge bag the lindt, I'll devour the rest.
tut tut ...go straight to the overweight thread ..do not pass near the fridge ...or the sweetie tin
Damn... You mentioned nothing about the cupboard where I keep my popcorn and chocolate though "
It's empty, I already found it |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Honestly, I have no desire to eat anything at all.
Sorry girls.
That's okay, I'll eat your quota
That sounds a bit personal
Sorry
Narrator..... she was, in fact, not sorry
You know me too well "
I do indeed
My auto carrot changed that to "I dominated". Which is unlikely. |
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"I've just had an epiphany, wasn't there a sweet called Munchies? Chocolate cube with an hazelnut covered in a ganache interior?
Yep, red wrapper
Tube like packaging/presentation, but not a tube!"
You got it. You unwrapped the inner foil by ripping it gently or you'd drop the cunts. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want to eat everything in sight!
Damn PMT!
I need someone to follow me around and come slap all the bad food out my hands please. "
I'll take that job please!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have Lindt chocolate, Onion Ring crisps, and Cookies and Cream Haagen daz which wouldn't mind sharing with you
Give whinge bag the lindt, I'll devour the rest.
tut tut ...go straight to the overweight thread ..do not pass near the fridge ...or the sweetie tin
Damn... You mentioned nothing about the cupboard where I keep my popcorn and chocolate though
It's empty, I already found it "
Darn you, woman! *Shakes fist*
Well I'd better go make a supply run. Should I get you anything other than the entire snack aisle? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Honestly, I have no desire to eat anything at all.
Sorry girls.
That's okay, I'll eat your quota
That sounds a bit personal
Sorry
Narrator..... she was, in fact, not sorry
You know me too well
I do indeed
My auto carrot changed that to "I dominated". Which is unlikely."
Haha! I'd love to see you try |
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"Make some lovely veggies soup ...no carbs ... you're going to feel the benefits
Ladies, wanna help me lynch him?
I know, what the fuck kind of sensible answer was that?! That's an invite to a ball twisting if ever I've seen one
Nah, send him to the shops for us....and he is paying
I like this idea!
Okaaaaaay, I'll go with the majority "
And to be spoon fed ice cream  |
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"I have Lindt chocolate, Onion Ring crisps, and Cookies and Cream Haagen daz which wouldn't mind sharing with you
Give whinge bag the lindt, I'll devour the rest.
tut tut ...go straight to the overweight thread ..do not pass near the fridge ...or the sweetie tin
Damn... You mentioned nothing about the cupboard where I keep my popcorn and chocolate though
It's empty, I already found it
Darn you, woman! *Shakes fist*
Well I'd better go make a supply run. Should I get you anything other than the entire snack aisle? "
A box of tissues for the guilt cry afterwards |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I want to eat everything in sight!
Damn PMT!
I need someone to follow me around and come slap all the bad food out my hands please.
I'll take that job please!!"
You're hired! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have Lindt chocolate, Onion Ring crisps, and Cookies and Cream Haagen daz which wouldn't mind sharing with you
Give whinge bag the lindt, I'll devour the rest.
tut tut ...go straight to the overweight thread ..do not pass near the fridge ...or the sweetie tin
Damn... You mentioned nothing about the cupboard where I keep my popcorn and chocolate though
It's empty, I already found it
Darn you, woman! *Shakes fist*
Well I'd better go make a supply run. Should I get you anything other than the entire snack aisle? "
The entire snack aisle of two supermarket's, I have friends you know |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No food is bad...
Have what you want.
Just don't eat all of it all of the time.
We have just had dinner...but have sweeties and chocolate and Ice cream to snack on later if we so choose
Lu |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want to eat everything in sight!
Damn PMT!
I need someone to follow me around and come slap all the bad food out my hands please.
I'll take that job please!!
You're hired! "
I'll just restrain you so you can't get in the kitchen. |
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"No food is bad...
Have what you want.
Just don't eat all of it all of the time.
We have just had dinner...but have sweeties and chocolate and Ice cream to snack on later if we so choose
Lu "
If they find out your address, you may lose that stock if goodies |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Honestly, I have no desire to eat anything at all.
Sorry girls.
That's okay, I'll eat your quota
That sounds a bit personal
Sorry
Narrator..... she was, in fact, not sorry
You know me too well
I do indeed
My auto carrot changed that to "I dominated". Which is unlikely.
Haha! I'd love to see you try "
Never going to happen. I'm just not a dominating kind of person....  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I want to eat everything in sight!
Damn PMT!
I need someone to follow me around and come slap all the bad food out my hands please.
I'll take that job please!!
You're hired!
I'll just restrain you so you can't get in the kitchen. "
Erm....I got out the last ones |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No food is bad...
Have what you want.
Just don't eat all of it all of the time.
We have just had dinner...but have sweeties and chocolate and Ice cream to snack on later if we so choose
Lu
If they find out your address, you may lose that stock if goodies "
No chance...i will cut a fool for the haribo jelly babies in that bag of supermis in the cupboard! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No food is bad...
Have what you want.
Just don't eat all of it all of the time.
We have just had dinner...but have sweeties and chocolate and Ice cream to snack on later if we so choose
Lu "
I don't tell you I love you enough  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No food is bad...
Have what you want.
Just don't eat all of it all of the time.
We have just had dinner...but have sweeties and chocolate and Ice cream to snack on later if we so choose
Lu
I don't tell you I love you enough "
No one does...I'm a poor neglected wallflower.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Honestly, I have no desire to eat anything at all.
Sorry girls.
That's okay, I'll eat your quota
That sounds a bit personal
Sorry
Narrator..... she was, in fact, not sorry
You know me too well
I do indeed
My auto carrot changed that to "I dominated". Which is unlikely.
Haha! I'd love to see you try
Never going to happen. I'm just not a dominating kind of person.... "
You can get quite bossy sometimes |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"No food is bad...
Have what you want.
Just don't eat all of it all of the time.
We have just had dinner...but have sweeties and chocolate and Ice cream to snack on later if we so choose
Lu
I don't tell you I love you enough
No one does...I'm a poor neglected wallflower.... "
Are you still trying to cheer me up? |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Honestly, I have no desire to eat anything at all.
Sorry girls.
That's okay, I'll eat your quota
That sounds a bit personal
Sorry
Narrator..... she was, in fact, not sorry
You know me too well
I do indeed
My auto carrot changed that to "I dominated". Which is unlikely.
Haha! I'd love to see you try
Never going to happen. I'm just not a dominating kind of person....
You can get quite bossy sometimes "
Nah.. not me. Sweet and innocent. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No food is bad...
Have what you want.
Just don't eat all of it all of the time.
We have just had dinner...but have sweeties and chocolate and Ice cream to snack on later if we so choose
Lu
I don't tell you I love you enough
No one does...I'm a poor neglected wallflower.... "
Aww Lu! You know we love you Can I have cake please?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No food is bad...
Have what you want.
Just don't eat all of it all of the time.
We have just had dinner...but have sweeties and chocolate and Ice cream to snack on later if we so choose
Lu
I don't tell you I love you enough
No one does...I'm a poor neglected wallflower....
Are you still trying to cheer me up? "
You laughed.
You ate.
My job is done |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No food is bad...
Have what you want.
Just don't eat all of it all of the time.
We have just had dinner...but have sweeties and chocolate and Ice cream to snack on later if we so choose
Lu
I don't tell you I love you enough
No one does...I'm a poor neglected wallflower....
Aww Lu! You know we love you Can I have cake please? "
I'll have nana muffins tomorrow... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have Lindt chocolate, Onion Ring crisps, and Cookies and Cream Haagen daz which wouldn't mind sharing with you
Give whinge bag the lindt, I'll devour the rest.
tut tut ...go straight to the overweight thread ..do not pass near the fridge ...or the sweetie tin
Damn... You mentioned nothing about the cupboard where I keep my popcorn and chocolate though
It's empty, I already found it
Darn you, woman! *Shakes fist*
Well I'd better go make a supply run. Should I get you anything other than the entire snack aisle?
The entire snack aisle of two supermarket's, I have friends you know "
Uh huh, sure, "friends". You just want them all for yourself! |
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"I have Lindt chocolate, Onion Ring crisps, and Cookies and Cream Haagen daz which wouldn't mind sharing with you
Give whinge bag the lindt, I'll devour the rest.
tut tut ...go straight to the overweight thread ..do not pass near the fridge ...or the sweetie tin
Damn... You mentioned nothing about the cupboard where I keep my popcorn and chocolate though
It's empty, I already found it
Darn you, woman! *Shakes fist*
Well I'd better go make a supply run. Should I get you anything other than the entire snack aisle?
The entire snack aisle of two supermarket's, I have friends you know
Uh huh, sure, "friends". You just want them all for yourself!"
Nah! Peach will kick me in the cunt if I don't share and her tiny feet hurt |
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"I have Lindt chocolate, Onion Ring crisps, and Cookies and Cream Haagen daz which wouldn't mind sharing with you
Give whinge bag the lindt, I'll devour the rest.
tut tut ...go straight to the overweight thread ..do not pass near the fridge ...or the sweetie tin
Damn... You mentioned nothing about the cupboard where I keep my popcorn and chocolate though
It's empty, I already found it
Darn you, woman! *Shakes fist*
Well I'd better go make a supply run. Should I get you anything other than the entire snack aisle?
The entire snack aisle of two supermarket's, I have friends you know
Uh huh, sure, "friends". You just want them all for yourself!
Nah! Peach will kick me in the cunt if I don't share and her tiny feet hurt "
She knows me too well |
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"I want to eat everything in sight!
Damn PMT!
I need someone to follow me around and come slap all the bad food out my hands please. "
I would offer to help but I'm afraid I'd get eaten myself. I say afraid - it actually sounds potentially quite pleasurable. |
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"I want to eat everything in sight!
Damn PMT!
I need someone to follow me around and come slap all the bad food out my hands please.
I would offer to help but I'm afraid I'd get eaten myself. I say afraid - it actually sounds potentially quite pleasurable. "
You probably would of done but you'd of had to bring chocolate too. |
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