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Doc Martin Isn't My Real Name, It's.....!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Well, actually I've had have many names over time, Lucifer; Old Nic; Beelzebub; Diablo; Satan....anyway, since we've got to know each other and I love you all, I wonder if anybody would be interested in a little private deal to help you, as that's all I want.
How about anything you're heart desires for the paltry sum of your little soul! Think about it, you could have that grand Victorian villa in Edinburgh, thatched cottage in Devon or even the woman or man of your wildest dreams and all it will take is a signature in the ink of your blood. 
Can I tempt you?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Keep that throne warm me & my M8 always say if that's where we're goin we might as well take over! bit of a joint leadership & surely ud like a break now? No need for unpleasantness u just relax it'll b in good hands  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Keep that throne warm me & my M8 always say if that's where we're goin we might as well take over! bit of a joint leadership & surely ud like a break now? No need for unpleasantness u just relax it'll b in good hands "
Always interested in a protege, if the price was right! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Think my souls dark enough!
If you want to give me free shit though... you’re very welcome.
Your soul isn't dark, I have it on good authority!
He's full of shit!"
He was my boss do I think not! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not sure you could handle owning my soul?
I tend to sub-let people's souls who think that to underlings! "
Be careful what you wish for!
You may start dressing as a schoolgirl or in a nurse outfit |
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By *igmaMan
over a year ago
Yorkshire |
"Think my souls dark enough!
If you want to give me free shit though... you’re very welcome.
Your soul isn't dark, I have it on good authority!
He's full of shit!
He was my boss do I think not!"
Was?
Fired for incompetence? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not sure you could handle owning my soul?
I tend to sub-let people's souls who think that to underlings!
Be careful what you wish for!
You may start dressing as a schoolgirl or in a nurse outfit"
All souls might be worth it! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Think my souls dark enough!
If you want to give me free shit though... you’re very welcome.
Your soul isn't dark, I have it on good authority!
He's full of shit!
He was my boss do I think not!
Was?
Fired for incompetence?"
Alas, I was His favourite once but not now, not let that bother you though! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not sure you could handle owning my soul?
I tend to sub-let people's souls who think that to underlings!
Be careful what you wish for!
You may start dressing as a schoolgirl or in a nurse outfit
All souls might be worth it! "
Mr Liege, your aura is very alluring.
I'm finding myself drawn to you. In ways I've never felt before.
How much do you desire my soul?
Would you give yourself to me in return for it? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not sure you could handle owning my soul?
I tend to sub-let people's souls who think that to underlings!
Be careful what you wish for!
You may start dressing as a schoolgirl or in a nurse outfit
All souls might be worth it!
Mr Liege, your aura is very alluring.
I'm finding myself drawn to you. In ways I've never felt before.
How much do you desire my soul?
Would you give yourself to me in return for it?"
Alas, I'm the ultimate being in the world He created for me and those that felt the same way, you'd better ask Him for succure! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not sure you could handle owning my soul?
I tend to sub-let people's souls who think that to underlings!
Be careful what you wish for!
You may start dressing as a schoolgirl or in a nurse outfit
All souls might be worth it!
Mr Liege, your aura is very alluring.
I'm finding myself drawn to you. In ways I've never felt before.
How much do you desire my soul?
Would you give yourself to me in return for it?
Alas, I'm the ultimate being in the world He created for me and those that felt the same way, you'd better ask Him for succure!"
There are just some things souls can't buy |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Yeah. Have mine. I always think if you've not used something for a year or more you don't need it anyway.
But you can only have it if you fix my back for good with no repercussions or side effects. |
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"Hello
I'm back again my liege
I'm willing to offer my soul in return for a detailed description of your night with a traffic cone
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Igor is that you, why did you pull the switch I said he wasn't finished yet, what have you done Igor |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hello
I'm back again my liege
I'm willing to offer my soul in return for a detailed description of your night with a traffic cone
Igor is that you, why did you pull the switch I said he wasn't finished yet, what have you done Igor"
Sorry master. I grew impatient and could wait no longer.
I have become a halfling.
Only my liege can save me now and make me full again |
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"Hello
I'm back again my liege
I'm willing to offer my soul in return for a detailed description of your night with a traffic cone
Igor is that you, why did you pull the switch I said he wasn't finished yet, what have you done Igor
Sorry master. I grew impatient and could wait no longer.
I have become a halfling.
Only my liege can save me now and make me full again "
Sadly his ship has yet to dock at Whitby Igor, in the meantime I want my mummy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yeah. Have mine. I always think if you've not used something for a year or more you don't need it anyway.
But you can only have it if you fix my back for good with no repercussions or side effects."
You will be completely cured, I may visit you in the night to proof it though! |
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"I said the other day you aren't a real doctor.
Well Professor Moriarty your game is up I think
Not quite, you underestimate me, Holmes! "
We switched hats professor, I'm the good doctor Watson, Holmes is the rather stupid looking fellow behind you. Behind him is the rather hapless Igor and behind him is my mummy....
Well perhaps the day is yours after all Doctor or Professor or whatever your name really is (Nancy I know, you don't fool me) |
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