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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Excluding your mobile phone, tablet, charging lead etc.
What's the nearest thing next to you that's going up your bum?
(in an imaginary way)
Mines a 2litre bottle of Pepsi Max  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Excluding your mobile phone, tablet, charging lead etc.
What's the nearest thing next to you that's going up your bum?
(in an imaginary way)
Mines a 2litre bottle of Pepsi Max "
Weird. So is mine |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A large inflatable dinosaur
Ok I got to ask.
Why do you have a large inflatable dinosaur?
It's not mine  one of my kids set it up beside me earlier "
I had a feeling it could have belonged to the kids, but you can never be too sure these days |
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"A large inflatable dinosaur
Ok I got to ask.
Why do you have a large inflatable dinosaur?
It's not mine one of my kids set it up beside me earlier
I had a feeling it could have belonged to the kids, but you can never be too sure these days "
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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
"Excluding your mobile phone, tablet, charging lead etc.
What's the nearest thing next to you that's going up your bum?
(in an imaginary way)
Mines a 2litre bottle of Pepsi Max "
Diet Pepsi for me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Aldi scented candle (budget version of the Jo Malone ones)....now my farts will be as fragrant as the rest of me."
A reply with added visualisation.
Love it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Excluding your mobile phone, tablet, charging lead etc.
What's the nearest thing next to you that's going up your bum?
(in an imaginary way)
Mines a 2litre bottle of Pepsi Max "
Gearstick  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Excluding your mobile phone, tablet, charging lead etc.
What's the nearest thing next to you that's going up your bum?
(in an imaginary way)
Mines a 2litre bottle of Pepsi Max
Gearstick "
Bet that's not the first time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Excluding your mobile phone, tablet, charging lead etc.
What's the nearest thing next to you that's going up your bum?
(in an imaginary way)
Mines a 2litre bottle of Pepsi Max
Gearstick
Bet that's not the first time "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Excluding your mobile phone, tablet, charging lead etc.
What's the nearest thing next to you that's going up your bum?
(in an imaginary way)
Mines a 2litre bottle of Pepsi Max "
Full or empty |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I watched some girl put a baseball bat up her fanny earlier 
I'd give anything to see your internet search history "
I go incognito for that very reason  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I watched some girl put a baseball bat up her fanny earlier
In real life or a porno lol  "
It's on here lol, I've just watched it.
Page 2 of hot pics
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I watched some girl put a baseball bat up her fanny earlier
In real life or a porno lol
It's on here lol, I've just watched it.
Page 2 of hot pics
Wait what? Really?!"
*Forum suddenly empties* |
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"I watched some girl put a baseball bat up her fanny earlier
In real life or a porno lol
It's on here lol, I've just watched it.
Page 2 of hot pics
Wait what? Really?!
*Forum suddenly empties*"
I mean... I’ll be honest. I am both impressed and aroused |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I watched some girl put a baseball bat up her fanny earlier
In real life or a porno lol
It's on here lol, I've just watched it.
Page 2 of hot pics
Wait what? Really?!
*Forum suddenly empties*"
**suddenly Google 'where to buy baseball bat' searches surge **
Every day is an education  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I watched some girl put a baseball bat up her fanny earlier
In real life or a porno lol
It's on here lol, I've just watched it.
Page 2 of hot pics
Wait what? Really?!
*Forum suddenly empties*
I mean... I’ll be honest. I am both impressed and aroused"
I need to perve...I mean....check out the hot pics more often |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I watched some girl put a baseball bat up her fanny earlier
In real life or a porno lol
It's on here lol, I've just watched it.
Page 2 of hot pics
Wait what? Really?!
*Forum suddenly empties*
I mean... I’ll be honest. I am both impressed and aroused
I need to perve...I mean....check out the hot pics more often "
Frigging nora, I'll never look at my cucumber in the same way |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I watched some girl put a baseball bat up her fanny earlier
In real life or a porno lol
It's on here lol, I've just watched it.
Page 2 of hot pics
Wait what? Really?!
*Forum suddenly empties*
I mean... I’ll be honest. I am both impressed and aroused
I need to perve...I mean....check out the hot pics more often
Frigging nora, I'll never look at my cucumber in the same way "
You've probably got names for them and everything |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I watched some girl put a baseball bat up her fanny earlier
In real life or a porno lol
It's on here lol, I've just watched it.
Page 2 of hot pics
Wait what? Really?!
*Forum suddenly empties*
I mean... I’ll be honest. I am both impressed and aroused
I need to perve...I mean....check out the hot pics more often
Frigging nora, I'll never look at my cucumber in the same way
You've probably got names for them and everything "
I feel inspired to find Daddy carrot |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I watched some girl put a baseball bat up her fanny earlier
In real life or a porno lol
It's on here lol, I've just watched it.
Page 2 of hot pics
Wait what? Really?!
*Forum suddenly empties*
I mean... I’ll be honest. I am both impressed and aroused
I need to perve...I mean....check out the hot pics more often
Frigging nora, I'll never look at my cucumber in the same way
You've probably got names for them and everything
I feel inspired to find Daddy carrot "
Can't imagine what you're like when the Aldi advert comes on with Kevin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I watched some girl put a baseball bat up her fanny earlier
In real life or a porno lol
It's on here lol, I've just watched it.
Page 2 of hot pics
Wait what? Really?!
*Forum suddenly empties*
I mean... I’ll be honest. I am both impressed and aroused
I need to perve...I mean....check out the hot pics more often
Frigging nora, I'll never look at my cucumber in the same way
You've probably got names for them and everything
I feel inspired to find Daddy carrot
Can't imagine what you're like when the Aldi advert comes on with Kevin "
Phwoarrrh  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I watched some girl put a baseball bat up her fanny earlier
In real life or a porno lol
It's on here lol, I've just watched it.
Page 2 of hot pics
Wait what? Really?!
*Forum suddenly empties*
I mean... I’ll be honest. I am both impressed and aroused
I need to perve...I mean....check out the hot pics more often
Frigging nora, I'll never look at my cucumber in the same way
You've probably got names for them and everything
I feel inspired to find Daddy carrot
Can't imagine what you're like when the Aldi advert comes on with Kevin
Phwoarrrh "
I'd let him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Um, my eeyore soft toy 
Not winnie the pooh?
No. I only have eyes/space for eeyore in my life
And i thought that was how Winnie the POOH got her name. "
It’s late, it went straight over my head the first time |
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"I watched some girl put a baseball bat up her fanny earlier
In real life or a porno lol
It's on here lol, I've just watched it.
Page 2 of hot pics
Wait what? Really?!
*Forum suddenly empties*
**suddenly Google 'where to buy baseball bat' searches surge **
Every day is an education "
Oh, on the videos someone’s just inserted a fruit  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I watched some girl put a baseball bat up her fanny earlier
In real life or a porno lol
It's on here lol, I've just watched it.
Page 2 of hot pics
Wait what? Really?!
*Forum suddenly empties*
**suddenly Google 'where to buy baseball bat' searches surge **
Every day is an education
Oh, on the videos someone’s just inserted a fruit "
Just seen it
Page 2 again |
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"I watched some girl put a baseball bat up her fanny earlier
In real life or a porno lol
It's on here lol, I've just watched it.
Page 2 of hot pics
Wait what? Really?!
*Forum suddenly empties*
**suddenly Google 'where to buy baseball bat' searches surge **
Every day is an education
Oh, on the videos someone’s just inserted a fruit
Just seen it
Page 2 again "
I have to admit... I am yet again, turned on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I watched some girl put a baseball bat up her fanny earlier
In real life or a porno lol
It's on here lol, I've just watched it.
Page 2 of hot pics
Wait what? Really?!
*Forum suddenly empties*
**suddenly Google 'where to buy baseball bat' searches surge **
Every day is an education
Oh, on the videos someone’s just inserted a fruit
Just seen it
Page 2 again
I have to admit... I am yet again, turned on "
Have you not been to visit the profile yet?? Oh man you are in for a treat!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I watched some girl put a baseball bat up her fanny earlier
In real life or a porno lol
It's on here lol, I've just watched it.
Page 2 of hot pics
Wait what? Really?!
*Forum suddenly empties*
**suddenly Google 'where to buy baseball bat' searches surge **
Every day is an education
Oh, on the videos someone’s just inserted a fruit
Just seen it
Page 2 again
I have to admit... I am yet again, turned on
Have you not been to visit the profile yet?? Oh man you are in for a treat!! "
I suppose one always needs a lockdown hobby |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I watched some girl put a baseball bat up her fanny earlier
In real life or a porno lol
It's on here lol, I've just watched it.
Page 2 of hot pics
Wait what? Really?!
*Forum suddenly empties*
**suddenly Google 'where to buy baseball bat' searches surge **
Every day is an education
Oh, on the videos someone’s just inserted a fruit
Just seen it
Page 2 again
I have to admit... I am yet again, turned on
Have you not been to visit the profile yet?? Oh man you are in for a treat!!
I suppose one always needs a lockdown hobby "
I'm gonna write to them to see if they take requests |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I watched some girl put a baseball bat up her fanny earlier
In real life or a porno lol
It's on here lol, I've just watched it.
Page 2 of hot pics
Wait what? Really?!
*Forum suddenly empties*
**suddenly Google 'where to buy baseball bat' searches surge **
Every day is an education
Oh, on the videos someone’s just inserted a fruit
Just seen it
Page 2 again
I have to admit... I am yet again, turned on
Have you not been to visit the profile yet?? Oh man you are in for a treat!!
I suppose one always needs a lockdown hobby
I'm gonna write to them to see if they take requests "
Send them this thread and ask them to work through it |
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"I watched some girl put a baseball bat up her fanny earlier
In real life or a porno lol
It's on here lol, I've just watched it.
Page 2 of hot pics
Wait what? Really?!
*Forum suddenly empties*
**suddenly Google 'where to buy baseball bat' searches surge **
Every day is an education
Oh, on the videos someone’s just inserted a fruit
Just seen it
Page 2 again
I have to admit... I am yet again, turned on
Have you not been to visit the profile yet?? Oh man you are in for a treat!!
I suppose one always needs a lockdown hobby
I'm gonna write to them to see if they take requests
Send them this thread and ask them to work through it "
Ask her if she does children’s parties |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh, on the videos someone’s just inserted a fruit
Just seen it
Page 2 again
I have to admit... I am yet again, turned on
Have you not been to visit the profile yet?? Oh man you are in for a treat!!
I suppose one always needs a lockdown hobby
I'm gonna write to them to see if they take requests
Send them this thread and ask them to work through it
Ask her if she does children’s parties "
She's on my hot list now 
Gonna ask for some training!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"
She's on my hot list now
Gonna ask for some training!
And info on a good baseball bat salesman
And lube
.. Where to buy a truck load of lube "
I have it on repeat delivery |
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