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"You called 
I did.
Can I ask a miracle?
Can you turn a couple of bottles of Evian into a rather Nice Chilean merlot?"
Not today, today is s day of rest.
Remind me tomorrow  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"He is not a she
How do you know?
Cause he created everything in 6 days.
A woman couldn’t do this  "
Jesus on a bike you’re brave! But probably right as she would have to fit in the washing, cleaning and ironing? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You called
I did.
Can I ask a miracle?
Can you turn a couple of bottles of Evian into a rather Nice Chilean merlot?
Not today, today is s day of rest.
Remind me tomorrow "
But I need them tonight.........I have a brunette in my bubble coming for bible class |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"He is not a she
How do you know?
Cause he created everything in 6 days.
A woman couldn’t do this "
You are indeed right in my humble opinion because she would have done the job in 3 days and would have had enough bits left over to give Mars a make over!!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"He is not a she
How do you know?
Cause he created everything in 6 days.
A woman couldn’t do this
You are indeed right in my humble opinion because she would have done the job in 3 days and would have had enough bits left over to give Mars a make over!!!
T"
Made me giggle......... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'd say... it looks like a fish... you know the whole "god created us in their own image"...
Humans/life started in the ocean. "
There are some churches or sects that still preach creationism? |
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I think God is an explanation for the things we can't explain, science before science existed, philosophy before philosophy.
I also think God is a convenient scapegoat for those wanting to abuse their powers.
God can be a useful device, a source of comfort, even a source of morality: but for me, all of these things can be found elsewhere. |
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"I'd say... it looks like a fish... you know the whole "god created us in their own image"...
Humans/life started in the ocean.
There are some churches or sects that still preach creationism?"
Yes yes there are |
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"I'd say... it looks like a fish... you know the whole "god created us in their own image"...
Humans/life started in the ocean.
There are some churches or sects that still preach creationism?
Yes yes there are"
Which is a tad worrisome.........
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"I'd say... it looks like a fish... you know the whole "god created us in their own image"...
Humans/life started in the ocean.
There are some churches or sects that still preach creationism?
Yes yes there are
Which is a tad worrisome.........
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"I ain't come from no monkey! If we came from monkeys why are there still monkeys?"
If (the first European) Australians came from Great Britain, why are there still British people?  |
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"I've nothing in my knowledge to even suggest that anything might exist outside of the natural laws and systems that permeate our world and the rest of our universe. It's a cock or a crock "
Some would like to think their cock was God Almighty  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Does she exist?
If so would she be a blonde or a brunette?
I have often wondered?"
Are you crazy?.... That bitch is a red head for sure.... No one els acts with such fire haha |
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"I'd say... it looks like a fish... you know the whole "god created us in their own image"...
Humans/life started in the ocean.
There are some churches or sects that still preach creationism?
Yes yes there are
Which is a tad worrisome.........
"I ain't come from no monkey! If we came from monkeys why are there still monkeys?"
If (the first European) Australians came from Great Britain, why are there still British people? "
have you ever seen the picture of the comparison between a human skeleton and a gorillas skeleton? It is crazy how similar they are.
But yeah I cant/dont believe in god whatsoever unless there's solid proof bar a fairytale that's been written differently in different areas of the world plus I dont support a cult that its foundations are based off slavery, murder other things and such. Yet the devil himself punishes those that commit those atrocities so wouldn't the devil be the good guy then? ... too many controversial things about religion it's not need in modern society doesn't add up. |
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"All religion is bullshit , created to keep the masses under control in what ever era "
So in summary you agree god is a red headed woman and asserts control..............then I have seen her dressed in latex in the chat rooms! |
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"Does she exist?
If so would she be a blonde or a brunette?
I have often wondered?"
I believe in the concept of god (a creator). However disagree with the concept of religion as I believe it causes too much division. God wouldn’t necessarily be a man or woman; more of a entity.  |
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"All religion is bullshit , created to keep the masses under control in what ever era "
My thoughts exactly, before the legal and courts systems existed those in charge needed a control method for people.
The bible and putting the fear of god into people was just that. |
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"Does she exist?
If so would she be a blonde or a brunette?
I have often wondered?
I believe in the concept of god (a creator). However disagree with the concept of religion as I believe it causes too much division. God wouldn’t necessarily be a man or woman; more of a entity. "
So god is a pyromaniac? She lit a humongous firework some time ago to start process of building the universe. |
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Humans created God in their image. So God is a reflection of you. In my case God is a woman who was once dark haired and is now blonde, well probably grey but its been a while since I've seen my natural hair colour.  |
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"Humans created God in their image. So God is a reflection of you. In my case God is a woman who was once dark haired and is now blonde, well probably grey but its been a while since I've seen my natural hair colour. "
So in the beginning (wo)man created god?
In any event you look celestially gorgeous! |
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"Humans created God in their image. So God is a reflection of you. In my case God is a woman who was once dark haired and is now blonde, well probably grey but its been a while since I've seen my natural hair colour.
So in the beginning (wo)man created god?
In any event you look celestially gorgeous!"
That's my opinion, yes. You know the bit where someone quite arrogantly I think, wrote "God created man in his own image"?
I suspect what they really meant was "man created God in his own image"
Man meaning humankind here |
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over a year ago
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"Humans created God in their image. So God is a reflection of you. In my case God is a woman who was once dark haired and is now blonde, well probably grey but its been a while since I've seen my natural hair colour.
So in the beginning (wo)man created god?
In any event you look celestially gorgeous!
That's my opinion, yes. You know the bit where someone quite arrogantly I think, wrote "God created man in his own image"?
I suspect what they really meant was "man created God in his own image"
Man meaning humankind here"
Strange that 'he' is always an old guy with a grey beard.
When much of humankind looks significantly different.
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"Humans created God in their image. So God is a reflection of you. In my case God is a woman who was once dark haired and is now blonde, well probably grey but its been a while since I've seen my natural hair colour.
So in the beginning (wo)man created god?
In any event you look celestially gorgeous!
That's my opinion, yes. You know the bit where someone quite arrogantly I think, wrote "God created man in his own image"?
I suspect what they really meant was "man created God in his own image"
Man meaning humankind here
Strange that 'he' is always an old guy with a grey beard.
When much of humankind looks significantly different.
A"
Back when the God most people mean was created anybody with any power was an old man with a grey beard. Other people chose an easier god like the sun or a river or a person with a birds head. Far more sensible in my opinion. |
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"Humans created God in their image. So God is a reflection of you. In my case God is a woman who was once dark haired and is now blonde, well probably grey but its been a while since I've seen my natural hair colour.
So in the beginning (wo)man created god?
In any event you look celestially gorgeous!
That's my opinion, yes. You know the bit where someone quite arrogantly I think, wrote "God created man in his own image"?
I suspect what they really meant was "man created God in his own image"
Man meaning humankind here
Strange that 'he' is always an old guy with a grey beard.
When much of humankind looks significantly different.
A
Back when the God most people mean was created anybody with any power was an old man with a grey beard. Other people chose an easier god like the sun or a river or a person with a birds head. Far more sensible in my opinion."
Yep.
These days you can guarantee there'd be a PR company involved before deciding on a suitable image, market research, surveys and maybe even some kind of competition where someone could win a free ticket to eternal life if their idea won.......
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"Humans created God in their image. So God is a reflection of you. In my case God is a woman who was once dark haired and is now blonde, well probably grey but its been a while since I've seen my natural hair colour.
So in the beginning (wo)man created god?
In any event you look celestially gorgeous!"
Oh and thank you by the way. I'm an angel  |
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"Humans created God in their image. So God is a reflection of you. In my case God is a woman who was once dark haired and is now blonde, well probably grey but its been a while since I've seen my natural hair colour.
So in the beginning (wo)man created god?
In any event you look celestially gorgeous!
Oh and thank you by the way. I'm an angel "
I am sure you are! |
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