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By *xhib12 OP Man
over a year ago
Blyth |
As if lockdown and being furloughed again wasn't bad enough, I was told a few days ago by the nhs that I've been in contact with someone who has tested positive so I must self isolate for two weeks.
I'm getting stir crazy and a little bored now so could do with some cheering up. A few good jokes would be good. Filling my inbox with nudes would be better  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I posted these yesterday for someone who needed cheering up, happy to share again:
I bet the guy who designed thongs is a bit up his own ass.
I have mixed race parents. My Dad prefers the 100 metres, my Mum the 1500.
I was raised by my Dad. My Mum left before I was born.
I liked being raised by my Dad. He's schizophrenic, but he's good people.
He used to take me to the park and I remember thinking to myself "why does a frisbee appear larger the closest it gets?" And then it hit me.
My Dad took me fishing once. I remember swimming back to shore thinking "my Dad doesn't like me very much"
When I was 9 I felt so insecure and thought I was adopted. I sat my parents down and asked them if I was. My Dad replied "Ohi ching shay wang ho"
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By *bbyBiTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Newcastle upon Tyne |
"As if lockdown and being furloughed again wasn't bad enough, I was told a few days ago by the nhs that I've been in contact with someone who has tested positive so I must self isolate for two weeks.
I'm getting stir crazy and a little bored now so could do with some cheering up. A few good jokes would be good. Filling my inbox with nudes would be better "
If there's anything I can do just say |
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By *xhib12 OP Man
over a year ago
Blyth |
"I posted these yesterday for someone who needed cheering up, happy to share again:
I bet the guy who designed thongs is a bit up his own ass.
I have mixed race parents. My Dad prefers the 100 metres, my Mum the 1500.
I was raised by my Dad. My Mum left before I was born.
I liked being raised by my Dad. He's schizophrenic, but he's good people.
He used to take me to the park and I remember thinking to myself "why does a frisbee appear larger the closest it gets?" And then it hit me.
My Dad took me fishing once. I remember swimming back to shore thinking "my Dad doesn't like me very much"
When I was 9 I felt so insecure and thought I was adopted. I sat my parents down and asked them if I was. My Dad replied "Ohi ching shay wang ho"
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Thanks for that. Heard a few of them before but still had a chuckle  |
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