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over a year ago
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Frequently masturbates over a fully clothed photograph of Daniel O'Donnell  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Frequently masturbates over a fully clothed photograph of Daniel O'Donnell "
is infact a woman who like to dress as a man |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has an ass midget in the bedside drawer  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has an ass midget in the bedside drawer "
this is ment to be lies |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has an ass midget in the bedside drawer "
has a whinny the poo fetish |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has an uncontrollable urge to sniff warm bicycle seats |
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By *a and kaCouple
over a year ago
Leicestershire(ish) |
once played hide the sausage with Jimmy Krankie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"once played hide the sausage with Jimmy Krankie "
Ahem..... not once....Twice!!!!  |
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over a year ago
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Is clothing advisor to Kim and Aggie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Owns no furniture and sits only on naked servants! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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haha,,,,Yeah.... well...
I heard.... that the person above is the original author of the Sydney University Disclaimer  |
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Is really a straight accounts clerk from godalming stole the av off the Internet and breeds salamanders in his garden |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"has Frank Carsons joke book.. "
they love question time  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Only ever drinks orange squash"
only likes sleeping in handcffs |
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"has Frank Carsons joke book..
they love question time "
only when john lydon is on it... |
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By *a and kaCouple
over a year ago
Leicestershire(ish) |
Are the current pairs world bog-snorkelling champion |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are the current pairs world bog-snorkelling champion "
loves marmite covered cocks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has the longest profile i've ever read full of won't do this, won't do that! If you don't believe me - go look at it now! |
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"Are the current pairs world bog-snorkelling champion
loves marmite covered cocks"
Thought that said socks first time I read it
One above has just been awarded an obn |
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Doesn't look through letterboxes |
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"Doesn't look through letterboxes "
Yes I fuc.......
Er always wets the seat on the bus |
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Steals all the right shoes from shoe shops |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Steals all the wrong shoes from shoe shops! |
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Beat me to it, steals the straws from Micky Ds |
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By *a and kaCouple
over a year ago
Leicestershire(ish) |
Has failed 3 lie detector tests on the Jeremy Kyle show |
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Anorexic hermaphrodite with tendancies to overdramatise the slightest crisis |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He's REALLY funny |
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By *i de BiCouple
over a year ago
Leicester |
Is an agony aunt for the daily bugle. |
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"Is an agony aunt for the daily bugle."
They're straight!! |
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Is often seen feeding pigeons early in the morning |
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Is really Pablo Escobar in disguise |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has a small tail which waggles when he's excited..... |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
provide the most excitement from someone with one leg |
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By *a and kaCouple
over a year ago
Leicestershire(ish) |
Spent several years playing Po in the Teletubbies |
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"Spent several years playing Po in the Teletubbies "
is Hawaian with a limited vocabulary. |
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Salt of the earth never hurt a fly
Shame about that little boy though |
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By *a and kaCouple
over a year ago
Leicestershire(ish) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"used to be a fluffer"
Stud of the Year 1951 |
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By *a and kaCouple
over a year ago
Leicestershire(ish) |
(Oops pressed the wrong button  )
Once won a naked wellie wanging completion in Dorset! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Corners pensioners in parks and chews their cheeks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He's really...oh no hang on that's me  |
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By *a and kaCouple
over a year ago
Leicestershire(ish) |
Was Fatima Whitbread's merkin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Brings spiders to house-parties and encourages them to drink irresponsibly |
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Knocks on doors pretending to be a Jehovah's witness to get meets |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Spreads cheese on his penis and flashes outside the bingo to get a meet |
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By *a and kaCouple
over a year ago
Leicestershire(ish) |
Gets sexually aroused watching the BBC Parliament channel |
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Has an asbo for standing naked outside netto while d*unk on thunderbird |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is in love with Dot Cotton from Eastenders |
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Is dot cotton from eastenders in real life |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was arrested for pooing in Dot Cottons handbag |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Glows in the dark! |
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Works on a market stall selling fake handbags |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Works on a market stall selling fake handbags"
is a photographer  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Reuses her tea bags by drying them on a washing line.
Or putting them on a radiator if it's raining! |
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Second hand tea bag salesman
To the royal family |
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By *a and kaCouple
over a year ago
Leicestershire(ish) |
He spent several years as Prince Philip's fluffer |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"He spent several years as Prince Philip's fluffer "
Thats her own cock she is hiding behind |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bought that flag half price at pound land after England lost in the euros as he lost his job as a vacuum cleaner salesman and can no longer afford clothes. |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Bought that flag half price at pound land after England lost in the euros as he lost his job as a vacuum cleaner salesman and can no longer afford clothes."
your meant to be lying  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Once told Fatima Whitbread a joke which was so funny she laughed her bollox off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Been collecting phone numbers and ringing people up to ask personal sexual details while looking at themselves wanking in the mirror dressed as Dame Edna Everage. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Les Paterson, actualy.......
Both of them regularly suck the sweat of a dead dog's balls.......... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been collecting phone numbers and ringing people up to ask personal sexual details while looking at themselves wanking in the mirror dressed as Dame Edna Everage."
is the subject of my next book |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can't write, meets people in order to 'dictate' to them...... |
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By *a and kaCouple
over a year ago
Leicestershire(ish) |
Once had to have a Barbie doll surgically removed from his rectum after claiming to have 'slipped and fell' onto it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has OCD and can't stand getting sticky fingers. Or sticky anything else either!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Doesn't have OCD and so doesn't wash..........ever.......... |
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Doesn't like to talk about his embarrassing altercation with a Canadian goose and a three foot tall cactus |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Recently got a new nickname, one f"^*?ing sheep |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Recently got a new nickname, one f"^*?ing sheep "
Is secretly a tranny and likes to dress up as the womble Madame Cholet ! |
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Madam cholet was one horny mother
Was a body double for jabba the hutt in star wars |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Madam cholet was one horny mother
Was a body double for jabba the hutt in star wars "
is a womble shagger - and even took Uncle Bulgaria up the Orinoco ! |
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"Madam cholet was one horny mother
Was a body double for jabba the hutt in star wars
is a womble shagger - and even took Uncle Bulgaria up the Orinoco !"
And he loved every minute but the selfish pig used me and.....
Any way back to the point
Was once refused entry to Bhutan when his crb check showed up an outstanding case of molesting a pashmina goat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Madam cholet was one horny mother
Was a body double for jabba the hutt in star wars
is a womble shagger - and even took Uncle Bulgaria up the Orinoco !
And he loved every minute but the selfish pig used me and.....
Any way back to the point
Was once refused entry to Bhutan when his crb check showed up an outstanding case of molesting a pashmina goat"
Now wears the Pashmina's fur as a cod piece......... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is still a virgin! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is still a virgin! "
Lol, what are you offering to take it?
Won't meet people without dogs as he likes to plait discarded cainine hair into comedy moustaches....... |
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By *a and kaCouple
over a year ago
Leicestershire(ish) |
Was once was in charge of a troop of Albanian midget assassins who posed as street urchins to get close to their unsuspecting targets! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thats right, call me Fagin...... has a very long, veiny nose, which rises high on their forhead and extends below their chin........ |
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He's a Jehovah's witness he has been banging on my door for three hours after I slammed it in his face.... Oh hold on, just realised his foot is caught |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He's a Jehovah's witness he has been banging on my door for three hours after I slammed it in his face.... Oh hold on, just realised his foot is caught"
He let me out when the Lituanian national Greco Roman wrestling team came to call........
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By *a and kaCouple
over a year ago
Leicestershire(ish) |
He is the reason the chicken crossed the road |
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A feather is never enough, these two perverts used the whole turkey
(don't mention the parsons nose) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He was raised by wolves and still has a loin cloth |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Kidnapped the Mitchell brothers!!! |
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Was a former geisha girl before the MRI scan |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wears a bandana to hide the "I love H from Steps!" tattoo on his forehead! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Realy enjoys being a pre op transexual.....boobs and a cock? Heaven! |
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Saved my life.
We were skydiving at 30,000 feet and my parachute wouldn't open. While I plummeted to earth he fashioned an elaborate magnet based solution to prevent my impact. Subsequently I can now fly and walk on water.
Thanks again! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Saved my life.
We were skydiving at 30,000 feet and my parachute wouldn't open. While I plummeted to earth he fashioned an elaborate magnet based solution to prevent my impact. Subsequently I can now fly and walk on water.
Thanks again!"
Having his life Saved was purely incidental. Denzel Pemburthy had blown up his gas oven and poster above was not able to offer any advice.......... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Les Paterson, actualy.......
Both of them regularly suck the sweat of a dead dog's balls.........."
How very dare you!
We wouldn't do that to a dead dog!
Has leanings towards exposing themselves to badgers.
Often found frotting on the London underground. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hides in wheelie bins and jumps out to scare passing vicars and their wives shouting 'more tea vicar' and waving a packet of PG. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hides in wheelie bins and jumps out to scare passing vicars and their wives shouting 'more tea vicar' and waving a packet of PG."
Realy needs a new belt........
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By *a and kaCouple
over a year ago
Leicestershire(ish) |
^^^^^^^^
Is Vic Reeves stunt double! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"^^^^^^^^
Is Vic Reeves stunt double!"
Never show me their fingers when asked |
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By *a and kaCouple
over a year ago
Leicestershire(ish) |
"^^^^^^^^
Is Vic Reeves stunt double!
Never show me their fingers when asked"
That's because our fingers are usually very busy
Operates Bob Mortimer like a glove puppet |
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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago
a land up north..... of leicester |
Enjoys playing naked poo sticks down by the local stream |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is the love child of Dolly Parton and Simon Cowell! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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cock not strong enuff to hold your trousers up bud |
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By *a and kaCouple
over a year ago
Leicestershire(ish) |
Fantasises about bathing with the English rugby team |
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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago
a land up north..... of leicester |
Enjoys playing spot the difference with their bodies. X |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
Wears a superman outfit under his clothes...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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saving the rain forest  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Always trumps and blames the person at the side of him. |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is going to give the sheep away and walk it down the aisle now he's used it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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sheep russler
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has just discovered all his sheep missing from his garden!!
Anyone with information - please contact the local CID !! |
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By *stwoCouple
over a year ago
anywhere |
Has been known to go into a telephone box strip off and come out as superman. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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lazzzzzzy baywatch babe |
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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago
a land up north..... of leicester |
Likes to make little boulders out of blue cheese and fire them from his miniature trebuchet at hoardes of little military figures |
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"Likes to make little boulders out of blue cheese and fire them from his miniature trebuchet at hoardes of little military figures"
His name refers to the biscuit, not the drink |
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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago
a land up north..... of leicester |
"Likes to make little boulders out of blue cheese and fire them from his miniature trebuchet at hoardes of little military figures
His name refers to the biscuit, not the drink "
She drives such a hard bargain that she once got 2 packets of prawn cocktail crisps in exchange for a fumble behind the bike sheds. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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His real name is Syd Neyuniversity! |
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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago
a land up north..... of leicester |
He likes to dress up as a hobo for first dates |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is a hobo........ |
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Was once propositioned by kd Lang who thought he was a very ugly extra from one of her videos |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was once propositioned by kd Lang who thought he was a very ugly extra from one of her videos"
KD Lang? are you accusing me of being a TV? I say........
Was only jealous that I was propositioned by KD Lang, cos he thought his dress was cuter than mine! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Peeps in Mrs Grimshaw's bathroom window on a ladder he stole from 3 posts above shed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Peeps in Mrs Grimshaw's bathroom window on a ladder he stole from 3 posts above shed. "
Who is mrs Grimshos?
Prefers arty locations to good honest hard shaggin'......... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Goes on "TripAdvisor" and bigs up their garden shed as a holiday hotspot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"[Removed by poster at 12/07/12 19:06:17]"
keeps people dangling by constantly removing posts |
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By *a and kaCouple
over a year ago
Leicestershire(ish) |
Has spent the last 10 years randomly licking strangers faces trying to find one that tastes like a Mexican! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Uses their boobs to clean strangers car windscreens at traffic lights in central birmingham! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Walks around with a perspex door constantly hanging from a little peg attached to her chin........ |
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By *smCouple
over a year ago
Liskeard |
know that gorgey really loves dusty televisons.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" know that gorgey really loves dusty televisons.. "
Uses her mahoosive boobs to do the dusting |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Climbs trees and tries to sign squirrels up to the air force |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wears a snorkel while giving oral to a lady, just in case |
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By *a and kaCouple
over a year ago
Leicestershire(ish) |
Walks with a lisp due to having artificial legs but real feet! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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only visits forums on rare occasions ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Curtsies and strokes her face when answering the door to strangers |
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By *a and kaCouple
over a year ago
Leicestershire(ish) |
Hangs around Plymouth docks trying to seduce sailors with offers of jellied eels! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hangs around Plymouth docks trying to seduce sailors with offers of jellied eels!"
Is in the navy.
Based in Plymouth.
And luuuuurves eels! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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if you take the first letter of every paragraph in their profile and form them into a word it says timewaster |
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On bail for losing their orange bed sheets when they gate crashed the hare Krishna procession |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Peeps in Mrs Grimshaw's bathroom window on a ladder he stole from 3 posts above shed.
Who is mrs Grimshos?
Prefers arty locations to good honest hard shaggin'........."
You'd be surprised where we've done it
Was last seen loitering near Elton Johns barbers to pinch his hair to stuff his collection of cushions. |
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"Peeps in Mrs Grimshaw's bathroom window on a ladder he stole from 3 posts above shed.
Who is mrs Grimshos?
Prefers arty locations to good honest hard shaggin'.........
You'd be surprised where we've done it
Was last seen loitering near Elton Johns barbers to pinch his hair to stuff his collection of cushions."
Won best of breed at Crufts.
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"Peeps in Mrs Grimshaw's bathroom window on a ladder he stole from 3 posts above shed.
Who is mrs Grimshos?
Prefers arty locations to good honest hard shaggin'.........
You'd be surprised where we've done it
Was last seen loitering near Elton Johns barbers to pinch his hair to stuff his collection of cushions.
Won best of breed at Crufts.
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I did as well I had to hump the female judge to win though
Hides in bushes and shouts rude words to old ladies and giggles when they don't know where they're coming from. |
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"Peeps in Mrs Grimshaw's bathroom window on a ladder he stole from 3 posts above shed.
Who is mrs Grimshos?
Prefers arty locations to good honest hard shaggin'.........
You'd be surprised where we've done it
Was last seen loitering near Elton Johns barbers to pinch his hair to stuff his collection of cushions.
Won best of breed at Crufts.
I did as well I had to hump the female judge to win though
Hides in bushes and shouts rude words to old ladies and giggles when they don't know where they're coming from."
He also owns a parrot that knows only two words in german. |
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Tells everybody the fungus in his armpits is a mushroom farm |
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over a year ago
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Greased Rod Hull's roof. |
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over a year ago
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And then greased Emu's.............. |
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over a year ago
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Annoys the elderly by going to castle bingo every thursday and shouts "House!" while holding up a poster of Hugh Laurie |
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By *a and kaCouple
over a year ago
Leicestershire(ish) |
Spent his formative years thinking turkey basting was a sexual act! |
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over a year ago
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He's been to Button moon, he followed Mr Spoon |
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wanders the valleys at night howling at the moon |
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over a year ago
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He hates nursery rhymes... Twinkle twinkle little...... |
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Has really got balls of steel...............wool |
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over a year ago
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Does all her shopping at Fortnum and Mason and is partial to quails eggs omelettes! |
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over a year ago
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Was an extra in 'Butman does Europe' |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
kissed the girls and made them cry  |
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over a year ago
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Is really a man posing as a femfatale |
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over a year ago
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"kissed the girls and made them cry "
Wants me, badly..........In every room in every house on her street.......whilst wearing yellow rubber gloves and pink cut out waders........ |
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By *a and kaCouple
over a year ago
Leicestershire(ish) |
Is that posh, he thought cross-dressing was shouting at his butler for laying out the wrong cravat for him in the morning! |
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"Is that posh, he thought cross-dressing was shouting at his butler for laying out the wrong cravat for him in the morning!"
Thanky ou geves, back to the pantry with you........Lost all his hair in a freak Reactor core accident whilst visisting Sizewell B........Realy wishes he had not taken the spider out of his pocket. He usualy carries at least 3 with him at all times so as to scare little girls out of his way.........
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Prefers oxfam for his fashion sense, thinks paying extra is "because he's worth it"
Nobody told him about primark yet? |
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