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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"moved in next door to me yesterday. I am very worried.
Can I get the police to move them on ?
They don't have a chaise longe.... and one of them was carrying a garden gnome!!!
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Just move your caravan further up the road then!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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nah
make friends
think of the benefits
ribs and white cabbage
freshly baked soda bread
and if you ever fancy a week away in a caravan, you have to go no further than next doors front garden ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can tell a lot about a family by the way their gnome is dressed. Go have a look through the fence. "
google 'ass midget'
you will never look at garden gnomes in the same light ever again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can tell a lot about a family by the way their gnome is dressed. Go have a look through the fence.
google 'ass midget'
you will never look at garden gnomes in the same light ever again"
WHY??? Why would you want a gnome up your bum?!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can tell a lot about a family by the way their gnome is dressed. Go have a look through the fence.
He's holding something in his hand... "
Is it a rod? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can tell a lot about a family by the way their gnome is dressed. Go have a look through the fence.
google 'ass midget'
you will never look at garden gnomes in the same light ever again
WHY??? Why would you want a gnome up your bum?! "
at this point, can i just state for clarity that I DO NOT own one of these objects !  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"moved in next door to me yesterday. I am very worried.
Can I get the police to move them on ?
They don't have a chaise longe.... and one of them was carrying a garden gnome!!!
Just move your caravan further up the road then! "
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"You can tell a lot about a family by the way their gnome is dressed. Go have a look through the fence.
google 'ass midget'
you will never look at garden gnomes in the same light ever again"
I just did Bussy ...... Learn something new every day |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You can tell a lot about a family by the way their gnome is dressed. Go have a look through the fence.
google 'ass midget'
you will never look at garden gnomes in the same light ever again
WHY??? Why would you want a gnome up your bum?!
at this point, can i just state for clarity that I DO NOT own one of these objects ! "
I was told as a child that gnomes come alive at night...can you imagine if that were really true  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You can tell a lot about a family by the way their gnome is dressed. Go have a look through the fence.
google 'ass midget'
you will never look at garden gnomes in the same light ever again
WHY??? Why would you want a gnome up your bum?!
at this point, can i just state for clarity that I DO NOT own one of these objects !
I was told as a child that gnomes come alive at night...can you imagine if that were really true "
So gnomeo and juliet wasn't true then??  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can tell a lot about a family by the way their gnome is dressed. Go have a look through the fence.
google 'ass midget'
you will never look at garden gnomes in the same light ever again"
That's just given me a brilliant Xmas gift idea! Know just the person. . . .
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can tell a lot about a family by the way their gnome is dressed. Go have a look through the fence.
google 'ass midget'
you will never look at garden gnomes in the same light ever again"
he looked a bit squashed when I googled  |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"You can tell a lot about a family by the way their gnome is dressed. Go have a look through the fence.
google 'ass midget'
you will never look at garden gnomes in the same light ever again
he looked a bit squashed when I googled "
I was quite surprised there were no re_iews for this product.....does that mean no-one has survived the ass midget d'ya reckon??? |
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"You can tell a lot about a family by the way their gnome is dressed. Go have a look through the fence.
google 'ass midget'
you will never look at garden gnomes in the same light ever again
WHY??? Why would you want a gnome up your bum?!
at this point, can i just state for clarity that I DO NOT own one of these objects ! "
Ah but you knew about them |
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"You can tell a lot about a family by the way their gnome is dressed. Go have a look through the fence.
google 'ass midget'
you will never look at garden gnomes in the same light ever again
That's just given me a brilliant Xmas gift idea! Know just the person. . . .
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LOL, Me too |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You can tell a lot about a family by the way their gnome is dressed. Go have a look through the fence.
google 'ass midget'
you will never look at garden gnomes in the same light ever again
WHY??? Why would you want a gnome up your bum?!
at this point, can i just state for clarity that I DO NOT own one of these objects !
Ah but you knew about them"
might i point out, as did you ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can tell a lot about a family by the way their gnome is dressed. Go have a look through the fence.
google 'ass midget'
you will never look at garden gnomes in the same light ever again
That's just given me a brilliant Xmas gift idea! Know just the person. . . .
LOL, Me too"
am going back to berlin in january, but if you think i'm bringing one of the back thru customs, forget it !
(and that means either internally or in my luggage ) |
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"You can tell a lot about a family by the way their gnome is dressed. Go have a look through the fence.
google 'ass midget'
you will never look at garden gnomes in the same light ever again
WHY??? Why would you want a gnome up your bum?!
at this point, can i just state for clarity that I DO NOT own one of these objects !
Ah but you knew about them
might i point out, as did you ! "
Cos you told me to threaten someone with one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can tell a lot about a family by the way their gnome is dressed. Go have a look through the fence.
He's holding something in his hand... "
That will be his .....ummmm ...rod |
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"moved in next door to me yesterday. I am very worried.
Can I get the police to move them on ?
They don't have a chaise longe.... and one of them was carrying a garden gnome!!!
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Who do you think you are to talk about others like that. |
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"moved in next door to me yesterday. I am very worried.
Can I get the police to move them on ?
They don't have a chaise longe.... and one of them was carrying a garden gnome!!!
Who do you think you are to talk about others like that. "
Is it wrong to talk about others like that ? |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"moved in next door to me yesterday. I am very worried.
Can I get the police to move them on ?
They don't have a chaise longe.... and one of them was carrying a garden gnome!!!
Who do you think you are to talk about others like that.
Is it wrong to talk about others like that ?"
it's gnomeism.  |
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"moved in next door to me yesterday. I am very worried.
Can I get the police to move them on ?
They don't have a chaise longe.... and one of them was carrying a garden gnome!!!
Who do you think you are to talk about others like that.
Is it wrong to talk about others like that ?
it's gnomeism. "
I beg to differ. My only concern is their lack of chaise longue ......How can one cope? |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"moved in next door to me yesterday. I am very worried.
Can I get the police to move them on ?
They don't have a chaise longe.... and one of them was carrying a garden gnome!!!
Who do you think you are to talk about others like that.
Is it wrong to talk about others like that ?
it's gnomeism.
I beg to differ. My only concern is their lack of chaise longue ......How can one cope?"
no chaise longue.did the gnome have a red face,it must have been black affronted.
oh shit,two colours,and a gnome. |
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