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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

That lynx made you sexy too women

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I thought Ready Brek could actually make me glow.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That you can taste the rainbow with skittles.

You can't.

But one night with me and I'll take you to one

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By *ensual massagerMan  over a year ago

Bolton


"That you can taste the rainbow with skittles.

You can't.

But one night with me and I'll take you to one

"

How would you know that they don't taste like a rainbow?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That you can taste the rainbow with skittles.

You can't.

But one night with me and I'll take you to one

How would you know that they don't taste like a rainbow? "

Dammit, I didn't think this shameless plug through properly

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I thought the NHS was going to get another £350 million a week.

Ooops I went there, didn't I!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

That Cillit Bang would blow my bathroom up

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham

That holidays are coming....and they are!! Woohoo.

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By *inkyRebelMan  over a year ago

Swindon

Thought cilit Bang was a typo

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Personally, fuck all. But it made mh ex believe spending over a hundred quid of my money on shaun t's insanity workout DVD set was a fucking great idea......not!!!

J

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By *ealitybitesMan  over a year ago

Belfast

That I'd be better at sports if I wore an Always Ultra pad

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By *eah BabyCouple  over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria


"I thought Ready Brek could actually make me glow."

It does me, I’m on fire after porridge for an hour or two

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"That I'd be better at sports if I wore an Always Ultra pad "

Yeah and that blue liquid they pour on them is dead realistic too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That you can taste the rainbow with skittles.

You can't.

But one night with me and I'll take you to one

How would you know that they don't taste like a rainbow? "

I'll get the skittles, you can come over and we'll conduct an experiment

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By *uck-RogersMan  over a year ago

Tarka trail

I am going to need my weetabix with _eah baby.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Red bull would give me wings....when in fact it was acid!

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By *iddle ManMan  over a year ago

Walsall


"That you can taste the rainbow with skittles.

You can't.

But one night with me and I'll take you to one

How would you know that they don't taste like a rainbow?

I'll get the skittles, you can come over and we'll conduct an experiment "

What do rainbows taste like? I imagine it's something fucking wicked

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That you can taste the rainbow with skittles.

You can't.

But one night with me and I'll take you to one

How would you know that they don't taste like a rainbow?

I'll get the skittles, you can come over and we'll conduct an experiment

What do rainbows taste like? I imagine it's something fucking wicked "

Hahaha

No more cocktails for you, that drinks gone to your head

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That I could get a job delivering Diet Coke and every receptionist I delivered to would instantly want to fuck me.....boy was I gutted when I dropped out of school and got to the job centre

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle

That I could roller skate if I wore tampons they lied

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That potato waffles go with steak

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That potato waffles go with steak "

Only if you wack a fried egg ontop

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan  over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

That you need to use 3/4 of an inch of toothpaste every time you brush

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Saint Nicholas wears a red and white suite and drinks cola

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That you can taste the rainbow with skittles.

You can't.

But one night with me and I'll take you to one

How would you know that they don't taste like a rainbow?

I'll get the skittles, you can come over and we'll conduct an experiment "

Ur just gonna write skittles on lil big Cindi & say taste the rainbow really ain't u!

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan  over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK


"Saint Nicholas wears a red and white suite and drinks cola "

3 piece or bathroom?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That you can taste the rainbow with skittles.

You can't.

But one night with me and I'll take you to one

How would you know that they don't taste like a rainbow?

I'll get the skittles, you can come over and we'll conduct an experiment Ur just gonna write skittles on lil big Cindi & say taste the rainbow really ain't u! "

Dammit my cunning plan has been rumbled

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That you can taste the rainbow with skittles.

You can't.

But one night with me and I'll take you to one

How would you know that they don't taste like a rainbow?

I'll get the skittles, you can come over and we'll conduct an experiment Ur just gonna write skittles on lil big Cindi & say taste the rainbow really ain't u!

Dammit my cunning plan has been rumbled "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

That lilt was the totally tropical taste

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By *a LunaWoman  over a year ago

South Wales

Three I vividly remember...

1. If you use Old Spice it turns you into a world class surfer.

2. Milk Tray had their own courier delivery service that would go through hell and high water to make sure a lady had chocolates in her bedroom.

3. If you had a Turkish Delight you’d turn into a Supermodel with a stonkingly hot boyfriend.

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By *ensual massagerMan  over a year ago

Bolton


"That you can taste the rainbow with skittles.

You can't.

But one night with me and I'll take you to one

How would you know that they don't taste like a rainbow?

I'll get the skittles, you can come over and we'll conduct an experiment "

Yeah, sounds like a plan

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By *2000ManMan  over a year ago

Worthing

Buying a massive suv too small for uk roads and carparks for a massive price is a good thing.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

That the Ronco buttoneer would put an end to sewing......

( Ronco : it's an age thing )

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

That everyone who had a soda stream got Fizzy .... and had a fucking ball ....... dancing, laughing living the life with the fucking soda stream.

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By *igmaMan  over a year ago

Yorkshire


"That you can taste the rainbow with skittles.

You can't.

But one night with me and I'll take you to one

How would you know that they don't taste like a rainbow?

I'll get the skittles, you can come over and we'll conduct an experiment "

Might just have worked!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That you're happy. That you must strive for better things. That you will never be happy.

The 3 key evils of advertising. Bill Hicks was right.

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By *ebjonnsonMan  over a year ago

Maldon

That fish have fingers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I thought breaking into a womans flat and leaving a little prezzie on the end of the bed was how you got a lady to like you, apparently not - damn you milk tray.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That you can taste the rainbow with skittles.

You can't.

But one night with me and I'll take you to one

How would you know that they don't taste like a rainbow?

I'll get the skittles, you can come over and we'll conduct an experiment

Yeah, sounds like a plan "

How many packets of skittles do you think I should order to satisfy you?

I always think it's important to conduct such experiments 'thoroughly'

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By *ayMyName2018Man  over a year ago

Where the Wild Things Are

That old men giving little kids toffee was ok.

Take a bow Werthers Originals.

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By *ensual massagerMan  over a year ago

Bolton


"That you can taste the rainbow with skittles.

You can't.

But one night with me and I'll take you to one

How would you know that they don't taste like a rainbow?

I'll get the skittles, you can come over and we'll conduct an experiment

Yeah, sounds like a plan

How many packets of skittles do you think I should order to satisfy you?

I always think it's important to conduct such experiments 'thoroughly' "

Depends if you're only tasting the skittles

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That you can taste the rainbow with skittles.

You can't.

But one night with me and I'll take you to one

How would you know that they don't taste like a rainbow?

I'll get the skittles, you can come over and we'll conduct an experiment

Yeah, sounds like a plan

How many packets of skittles do you think I should order to satisfy you?

I always think it's important to conduct such experiments 'thoroughly'

Depends if you're only tasting the skittles "

Definitely not

I do get very thirsty at times, so we'll have to find something to quench it

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By *ightkitty4uWoman  over a year ago

Epsom

Christmas is perfect, when in fact it is not

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple  over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

The only thing that adverts make me believe is how gullible people are

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"That old men giving little kids toffee was ok.

Take a bow Werthers Originals. "

It is okay

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By *ilentnoiseMan  over a year ago

Belfast


"That I could get a job delivering Diet Coke and every receptionist I delivered to would instantly want to fuck me.....boy was I gutted when I dropped out of school and got to the job centre "

Made me laugh so much. I think I was very similar.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"The only thing that adverts make me believe is how gullible people are "

Did you know they took gullible out of the dictionary?

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By *ooby birdWoman  over a year ago

North West


"That everyone who had a soda stream got Fizzy .... and had a fucking ball ....... dancing, laughing living the life with the fucking soda stream. "

That was my christmas present one year from my ex husband

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By *eavenNhellCouple  over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge


"That old men giving little kids toffee was ok.

Take a bow Werthers Originals. "

and Mr killing filled his tarts with creme

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